Doug - The Adventures of Quailman pt 2/6

[Arzikl]

Window is open, so Quailman rushes in by smashing through the window next to it.

[temspursfan023]

RIP Pluto

[Thinkdeep420]

WRONG!!!! Pluto isn't a planet.

[Raccoon7777777]

Quailman was on Let's Make A Deal today. He narrowly avoided a jellyfish themed Zonk and won himself a gameroom with a mini bar. Quaildog was there too, but he was mistakenly referred to as Porkchop.

[AtlantaCommercials96]

@Raccoon7777777 Was there really a guy who dressed up as Quailman on the show?

[Raccoon7777777]

@AtlantaCommercials96 Sure was! I don't think the host knew who he was though.

[AtlantaCommercials96]

@Raccoon7777777 Just found a video on it. Just type in ''Lets Make A Deal Quailman'' on this site.

[PforPZ]

Two things I don't get: Why did Quailman break through the window when it was already open and at 8:07, why is Roger there when he was Dr. Klotzenstein when taken away?

[VardanB92]

7:02 H2O + H2O = H2O lol

[swong1991]

My mom always wanted Doug as a child...lol becuz he wrote a journal!! gotta love the 90s

[IfItIsAllahsWill]

Wait, he could build a brain-drain device so HE COULD STEAL ANSWERS FROM HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TO ANSWER HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE QUESTIONS!?!?!?

Absolute writing GOLD.

[SongsJerome]

Friday night, mom just ordered pizza from Italian Feasta, with root beer floats, watching Nickeloadeon. Good times.

[dtothelu]

This is what happens when you smoke weed kids!

[domisthebomb09]

I just realized: The guy who voices Doug Funnie also Voices Fray from Futurama.

[Blossom44100]

@domisthebomb09 Who, Billy West?

[KillinEmmSoftly]

I was gonna take a school pop quiz, And then I got high.

[Yomilicious2010]

how his tongue get so long?? lol

[plaboyp]

/watch?v=kDdknA4vdfw watch doug voice over

[BlackDahliaDrummer]

wait, a video called "the adventures...." and no arrow to the knee jokes??

[joe2go16]

Lots of house flies in that school.

[MrSilvertree]

the best show ever!

[Specterr1001]

weird everytime i look back at old cartoons i used to watch they look fucking trippy compared to now. they almost look scary watching them now

[thupermonkeyballs]

@VagrantNoName I hear you dude. Doug should've been the longest running nicktoon instead of Rugrats. That show should've been cancelled at 94 instead of Doug.

[EmceeNolan]

Klotzenstein is partly an homage to Snidley Whiplash.

[saiguy1986]

I wish someone would post the video Doug goes to the bar to order chocolate milk

[MAJSteveCA]

and people call me weird for wearing tin foil on my head when im at school

[Joseph15melo]

roger was a cockbag

[tigerweiser]

i lost my virginty while watching this show on may 12 1997

[VagrantNoName]

Wha? I never seen any doug episode featuring Baron Von Klotz or CyKlotz. 

[EmceeNolan]

@VagrantNoName It's just a joke.

[VagrantNoName]

@EmceeNolan

I know but that shows how Doug deserved an extra season or two on Nick instead of Disney's version

[Hewylewis]

Why dont we ever get to see Baron Von Klotz of the Cyklotz?

[jjc92787]

Quailman is the "doug funnie thing" according to my mom

[luciferlight13]

going as quailman for halloween yess

[PRDecorazon150]

when black ppl were purple n blue....wow

[theproducerspart2]

Why is their chemistry teacher Robert Maltin? hahahahahaha

[mt901k]

Roger is a real douchebag

[terminator9990]

How the hell could he build a brainwave stealing device and not know these things?

[JakeLL]

@terminator9990 Exactly what I was thinking. It would be like a kid with down syndrome making a time machine that works great.

[DarkAngel3753]

Back when Pluto was still a planet, aahh the good ol' days..

[TakumProti]

@billwhite93 Not a planet to some. Some still stubbornly consider Pluto to be a planet, even some in the scientist community. 

[mikebibs2451]

he can build a brain drain but can't answer simple questions?

[dibstah]

It's not a planet anymore. But it "was" when this was on. LOL

[MrLmevancoe]

at 2:28 it says H20 + H20 = H20. Professor Ogie sucks.

[jnyxtreme]

2:25

WRONG

[kittycatl0ve]

Doug, Hey Arnold, and Rugrats = My Life<3

[sdclizbe]

plutos not a planet Roger

[Musiclove432]

Jeez watching this makes me think back to my childhood. :D

[Danielgon123]

Queerman

[mbuller11]

is everyone in this show besides Patty jewish

[nor94]

>calling pluto planet

ISHYGDDT

[rmr355]

I started a journal because of Doug.

[ExiledKiller209]

ill start puting episodes of this up

[makenna88]

Why are there so many flies in this science class?

[acmoc]

I think Patty is phillipina.

Never saw it till now

[rafael2323]

doug = fry from futurama.

[KingOystar]

Ok why didnt Quailman just fly threw the already OPEN window?!

[Laughingdonuts]

it's ashamed the last doug for 90s' are all that is today :'(

[MrMatto91]

"you could have hair anywhere"

[MrCure4]

Its amazing an evil genius is capable of making a brain drain machine yet he still needs to absorb the minds of middle schoolers for answers on a pop quiz...

[MrCure4]

Why didn't the teacher notice Roger was wearing that in class?

[MrCure4]

If the media knows he's posing as a school bully by the name of "Roger Klotz" why the hell didn't the school call the CIA, FBI, and most of all the police to capture him?

[sonicraider1987]

Quailman, the only superhero that FOX Sports commentator Joe Buck will never be worthy of introducing and/or commentating....Quailman, he is to Superheroes what Gus Johnson is to play-by-play commentators...maybe we should replace Chuck Norris quotes with Quailman quotes.

[superboyfanman123]

I miss the good old days when Pluto was a plant

[elementz1986]

@superboyfanman123

also when it was a planet.

[jamesmarcum30]

@elementz1986 hahahahaha

[KoH4711]

@elementz1986 Goddamn right, sir. Your impeccable knowledge is Quailman's kryptonite.

[spiketamara2007]

@superboyfanman123 i just gotta say it pluto wasnt ever a plant it was at one point a planet though

[domisthebomb09]

@superboyfanman123

Really? A plant? 

[Macdog103]

pluto? fail...

[MrCure4]

@Macdog103 It would be considered one now but back then when this was made everybody was under the belief that it was a planet. So, technically, Roger was right.

[koshindan]

Ever think that Roger turned out the way he did because Doug put him in all these embarrassing pictures?

[MrCure4]

@koshindan No Roger was a jerk the day Doug met him and since he continued acting like one Doug eventually pictured him as the super villain for his comics. Had he been nicer he might've invented somebody totally new.

[MrDizzyEdge]

wrong!!! plutos not a planet!!!

[faguero2]

@MrDizzyEdge It used to be considered part of our solar system while this show was written.

[nomibe2911]

Why were they having sex with their noses?

[1mnmfan]

it actually has 206 bones!

[411blah411]

@1mnmfan Congratulations! You passed the 5th grade!

[1mnmfan]

roger said 200 its actually 206 bones in the human body

[riverscollide]

Why do they always make villains with a german accent?

[Kurama9137]

Roger was defeated just like Captain Ginyu, sort of.

[AzucenaLili]

love this show

[theotherther1]

It's back on NIck, so will people stop posting "Kids' cartoons today are so crappy compared to this?" Of course they are, and we don't need millions of posts of virtually the same comment to realize it.

[prettyprincess961]

I used to watch it. This s my favorite show!

[nenbca123]

Ahh i miss these shows

[Mightyhundred1987]

Please bring back nickelodeons classic toons and boot those boring ass shows they have today, at least for a week. : )

[DropkickMurphysFan01]

Did anyone else find it funny that Roger was at the assembly at the end? LOL

[keahende]

HEY, you with the BELT! Do you have a HALL PASS!??

[keahende]

GET REEEAL!

[robertly3]

9 people love icarly. Everybody knows today's shows SUCKS!

[MizzMilk]

Netflix or Hulu, you get all the Nick classics and my membership will be locked in for the next year, minimum.

[katanaboy03]

FREAKIN LOVED THIS SHOW!!!!!!!

[RedDragonForce2]

@2:25

Isn't it Neptune? Oh wait...

Thumbs up if Pluto should still be a planet!!!

[DarthRaukrist]

only Roger Klotz can turn doing well in Science into classic, black leather jacket, good old fashioned high school bullying. o.O xD

[supremeakuma]

EVERYBODY KNOWS skeeter was BLACK... ha ha

[dopefresh1019]

Professor Ogiee looks like Screech. (:

[shortii2sic]

sorry short hair do***

[shortii2sic]

patti mayonnaise was the first girl to rock the shirt hair do and spandex!!!! love it

[MsSparkles18]

thumps up if your watching this in 2011

[popoff21]

@MsSparkles18 like the old man from Big Daddy would say, HELL YES!

[Zega000]

@MsSparkles18

What the hell other year would we be watching it in?

[91vincelakers]

fuckn miss the 90's im glad i was born back then when everything was gud

[TheIntellectualz]

Nadhira3X

Turn to teennick and enjoy! Like right now!!!

[Khryssi05]

On teennick! : )

[yes1985wastheyear]

sweet childhood memories! i hope doug nailed patty

[thug8200]

@yes1985wastheyear there bringing this back and all the 90's cartoons on monday on teen nick

[1inmylife]

@thug8200 yea dude I saw the commercial!

[thug8200]

@1inmylife i though i'd lose my mind lmao

[lackofspeed]

Roger was smart enough to invent the brain drain, but when faced with a highschool pop quiz, he's scared.

[MrLmevancoe]

9 people were hit by Dr. Klotzenstein's mind ray

[luvnmychitequila]

These are real cartoons not like the crap they show now!! i love my childhood times heheh

[jwavada]

It is kind of annoying that Doug was the "least popular of the nick toons." Those are the words of the so called tv historians.

[lemondragon18]

why when pattie gets dumber she gets quieter?



[jacob41169]

there needs to be more nickelodeon doug on youtube only i think 3 episodes):

[thatsgoodeatin]

skeeter is a blue nigger

[booboojr67]

@thatsgoodeatin and your a punk bitch

[thatsgoodeatin]

@booboojr67 pfft* big talk for a nigger :/

[cynical710]

@thatsgoodeatin why is it that there is always at least one douchebag in a comments section ? computer screen warrior here.

[SlapForYou2]

If Roger was so stupid how the hell did he have a "brain drain" and Doug had a fucking belt on his head?

[NewYorkS4U]

@SlapForYou2 Because in order for a villian to be a villian, he has to be smarter than those whom he fights. After all, the villian is the main reason why there's a story/situation in the first place. It's ironic, but true ; )

[CraziiSexyKidd]

The reason why Doug was so successful was because he was just a normal kid. NO crazy antics or bad jokes, just a kid going through junior high dealing with issues that kids that age go through. I miss shows like this and Hey Arnold

[shinsfan09]

I must summon the other powers of the quail

[Lishy1]

PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET!

[MBP6705]

@Lishy1 It was in the 90s.

[SashGirl34]

@Lishy1 yeah but this is before we discovered that

[freeairplaneride1]

the answer was neptune..

[robkoolaid]

I swear this was ripped off from "Captain Ginyu... The Frog"



[xXm0rales831Xx]

@robkoolaid DBZ wasn't aired until 99-00. Doug was on air since 94 and higher.

[robkoolaid]

@xXm0rales831Xx What a strange coincidence

[Trill104]

@xXm0rales831Xx Actually, Doug was on in 91-92

[crescentfreshbret]

@xXm0rales831Xx Doug actually ended its run in '94. It started in '91.

[mariofpaiz]

WHAT THE FUCK AT THE THANK QUAIL MAN SHIT ROGERS IN THE GYM!!!!

[mmigue4]

in my day.... pluto was a planet and had the longest rotation around the sun.

[mzskittlezkrystal]

i miss this show

[SliCCydaviS]

They need to put Doug on Netflix

[thegrunger49]

@SliCCydaviS You damn right about that. It's got everything from Rugrats to Hey Arnold. All its missing is Doug.

[Msshay321]

I've been trying to find doug episodes on youtube for the longest

[OhtheSuffering]

4:31 No, Patti. Sounds like you who has come.

[wolfrun1234]

Smart enough to make a brain-draining device. Too dumb to remember the answers himself?

[hell5309]

He's smart enough to invent a brain-draining device but not smart enough to know simple science?

[TheWoodz88]

Doug was such a good cartoon I miss all those old shows from nickelodeon.

[starfighter673]

i love and miss doug

[loggizzo]

incorrect roger, Pluto is not a planet!!!

[TytusTolshemLives]

The nostalgia is painful. I miss this show so damn much.

[smokush]

@TytusTolshemLives yes, but what u really yearn is simplier times

[ashley377296]

Did anyone see that the window was open but he decided to crash through it anyway

[lovesauce13]

What a shitty reward... who wants a hall pass?

[719brinkman]

what the fuck is a "QUAIL" is that like a faggot bitch?

[xxxBlueIncendiaxxx]

@719brinkman It's a bird dumbass

[Gringo4202]

@719brinkman yes, yes it is.

[719brinkman]

@Gringo4202 i was kidding but quailman was pissing me off it wouldnt load fast e-nuff

[rencrow]

@719brinkman

A quail is a bird. Dumbass.

[kilkolio]

if roger was able to make that mind stealer he should have been able to pass that class and be in MIT

[JSMediaInternetFilms]

Why didn't Doug just fly through the open window instead of busting through the other one? @4:38

[Godsgreatestgift1000]

this was one of my favorite childhood shows and Doug really inspired me to have a wild imagination and write in my journal when I was a kid.Doug was one of the cartoon characters that people can relate to so thats why I looked up to

[mythghost]

@Godsgreatestgift1000 same

[musicrocks617]

@Godsgreatestgift1000 same here ^.^

[snipelfritz]

One time on Halloween, I dressed up as Quailman, got really drunk and started talking in the third person referring to myself as "This Quailman."

As in, "This Quailman is going to lay down on whatever this is and take a nap until the room stops spinning."

[manilikemusic]

For those who are asking if this is Disney's Doug it says Nick on the bottom right hand corner lol.....

[42012jburnna]

Klotzenstein????Roger's a Jew???

[pethanct01]

Pluto's not a planet.... 2:22

[Blossom44100]

I miss Doug!! He was soooo cute!!

[jubjub444]

Mr.Bone should meet Mr.Macky

[munroe94]

i love the 90's

[merkfools13]

Dude no wonder Doug was such a screwed up kid, his best friend is blue, his girlfriend's name is patty mayonnaise, and his alter ego is just him putting a belt on his head and his underwear over his pants

[snipelfritz]

@merkfools13 Don't forget about the other powers of the quail: Bobbing and darting.

That's fucking hilarious. Also, "H2O + H2O = H2O."

[kilkolio]

@snipelfritz

u mean h2o + h2o --> 2h2o

[TheArtificiallyMade]

This is a superhero fail for sure, and if Rodger was a scientist/doctor shouldn't he be able to pass science?

[ranelproductions]

Roger is the embodiment of douchebags everywhere.

[ISLANDGYAL17]

patties voice is soo cute and innocent