Pee-Wee Herman @ David Letterman #2, 1984, Part 1 of 2

[AHippieFrom1969]

At 6:08, that's the same ray gun Phil Hartman used for his SNL audition! The Stun Gun!

[Dan5cerKa5t]

i love this story

[Dan5cerKa5t]

my brother told me this joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[usernamevince1]

"Yes,my son???"

[isaacgaray]

all you people need to get a life get out here with your stupid political tough

[isaacgaray]

all you people are buch of idiots fack you and your political tough

[kacman11]

Possibly the best joke delivery of all time.

[ch473]

Playboy Sept 2010: REUBENS: Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.

[WorldShark]

@ch473 Uh I could prove that study wrong very quickly.

[NewWaveFan1]

the economy was worse in 2008 than in 1983.

[Gilch30]

@NewWaveFan1 You're right.. Thanks to Clinton, the economy was fucked

[NewWaveFan1]

@Gilch30 no my friend Clinton built it up to a large surplus, bush spent it all on the wars and his oil companies

[Gilch30]

@NewWaveFan1 We were in a recession in the summer/fall of 2000. If Bush caused a recession before he was in office, that would be a miracle

[AtheistsAreGODS]

@Gilch30 Are you fucking retarded? Being a political troll on a pee-wee video? Go away and stay there. And go kiss Bush's ass some more.

[Gilch30]

@AtheistsAreGODS I hate Bush, he ruined the country. Just believe that one should know what they are talking about before they start spouting things off

[BigBingFan]

@NewWaveFan1

Built up a "large" surplus?-by being attacked numerous times by Al Queda, never retaliating, and pushing the Community Reinvestment Act, which killed our economy when Clinton & Reno forced lenders to give homes to renters & Al Queda attacked & leveled 2 sovereign U.S. Embassies, and Clinton left Pres. Bush to sweep up, fumigate the White House from the skirt-chasing, pot-smoking, prevaricating, discredited, disbarred former lawyer Clinton, who was IMPEACHED. Quite an honor, huh?

[NewWaveFan1]

@BigBingFan your delusional buddy. What this country doesn't need in it is people like you blind fool.

[BigBingFan]

@NewWaveFan1

Not talking Republicans & Democrats guy--just the history. Clinton WAS impeached. He had so many affairs you couldn't count them on all his fingers & toes & yours combined. He didn't fight Al-Queda. His AG forced lenders to give homes away to people who should have rented. Bush sent Treasury Sec. 5 times to Capitol Hill warning of housing problems (verified on YouTube, C-Span, etc.) but Democrats buried heads in sand. ALL THESE are facts. There are opinions (You) & Facts (Me).

[SopranoPry]

I was laughing through the whole story and then when he got to the punchline i LOST IT! i literally fell out of my chair! I love Pee-Wee! Best joke. NO one can tell it better

[Danimal77]

This is January 1983, not 1984.

[hawknelsonjonaslove]

best joke ever:D

[redbandmagic]

That's a killer joke, Pee Wee.

[knightsintodreams]

"yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeees my son"

[DahliPOPP]

Hahahaha

[MagnumStellarz]

LOVELOVELOVELOVEPEEWEEEEE

[chineseclownbaby]

wow i never knew that.. thanks for the info

[kolst8406]

This is January, 1984.