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  • BLURRY

  • in canada, i just call it the stair climby thingy

  • Your day to day gym routine: 1.have a seizure 2.Nice undies...run like a twat(btw I love you) 3.have an orgasm 4.Run more like a twat 5.Have another orgasm 6.Look like your making out with a machine 7.Attempt to row 8.Look like your have a leg spasm 9.Attack a ball 10.Kiss your"Guns" 11.Run more like a twat 12.Sexually attack your face with tissue The end...
  • Nice undies (Y)

  • @EmmyHerman we aren't called the Y generation for nothing!!!!!!

  • @amrm38 Its actually meant to be a thumbs up :D

  • 2:44 is that your orgasm face?

  • cross trainer makes a lot more sense because its training for cross country skiing.. well thats what it was originally replicating anyways

  • i live in america....and ive never called it an elliptical in my life?

  • HAHAHA when you first said cross trainer I was like what??? His trainer is a cross dresser?

  • i love how you wear jeans to the gym.

  • "Im so sorry to interrupt you but here's Blur" suits this video perfectly. :D

  • I'm watching this in 2012...you havn't changed at all. XD

  • im american....god

  • I wonder what everyone at the gym thought when two skinny guys with fringes and a camera walked in - and started acting like idiots while filming it...

  • Hey this was uploaded on my birthday :3

  • in french it's called eliptical as well and cross trainer sounds just weird

  • Cross trainer sounds like a type of cross dresser..... i have an elliptical in my livingroom XD

  • Honestly, both cross trainer AND elliptical are really stupid names.

  • We have to use the health suite in PE lessons in school now... It's like the same as a gym pretty much.. We were in there today... I COULD NOT DO ANYTHING D: The other girls were like "oh. this is so easy :D" and then I tried it and was like out of breath like "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE D:"... hehe.. I'm not fit :D :D

  • The look on his face at 3:48 when he says "elliptical" for the first time xD

  • no 1 will buy ur dvd dan :(

  • thumbs down 4 kinect ps3 is better

  • Cute running.

    

  • our language. not yours. it's a cross trainer. it's labour. it's apologise. much love.

  • Cross-trainer sounds weird to me. It sounds like you have a trainer who cross dressers

  • Dan i love your voiceeeeeeeeee

  • DAN. I love your shoes >:o

  • Like your shirt! :)

  • lol *stuffs face with maltesers** i love you Dan :D

  • his hair here, hahaha, love it ♥ :D

  • @chailatte727 I have a feeling no one's going to know what I'm talking about here....

  • the awkward moment when some one walks in and your doing this 3:20

  • can u come to Northen Ireland

  • His hair is SEXY

    

  • Lol Dans hair Lol

  • thats not true lol its funny to me @asdfgirl83

  • and yes dan you ARE the hunkiest guy in england lol

    Even tho i dont live there anymore..........^^teehee

  • @maiastoes wahh?? lolol

  • just wondering....are maltesers the same thing as whoppers in america??

  • @IPADTENTICLES ever heard of CrossCountry Running? It's really long distance running whereby you burn many calories

  • I'm from teh States and, in my experience, girls call it an elliptical and boys will call it a cross-trainer.

  • Dear Dan,

    Its not a fucking cross-trainer. It's a fucking eliptical.

    Love,

    Angry American.

  • @Cintalovesstrawberri No. The word eliptical is fucking retarded.

  • Dan, Every American person hates you. Ever. WELL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LIFE.

  • 3:43 lol

  • Why do British people never mention Canada when they talk about American words... Long live the Queen???

  • He kinda looks like Destery! <3

  • ELLIPTICAL :D

  • Hahaha I love how he wipes his face all retarded xD.

    Dot dot dot... Is it just me or does he have a cute butt? -3 :)

  • i love how you were going backwards on the cross trainer<3 :L

  • WHY THE HECK IS IT CALLED THE CROSSTRAINER THT IS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL WUT! i didn't know it was called a crosstrainer in England... :P

  • The advert before this was for special K, Dare to wear red?

  • when you said cross trainer I imediatally thought What the heck is he talking about?! then you said eliptical. then I understood

  • 4:09 i actually laughed so much!

  • Am I the only one that noticed that Dan ALWAYS has pink boxers on??? :O

  • was I the only one noticing that he worked out in jeans .. ?

  • Dan. . .im from America, and you made me feel bad...im 11, and you hurt my feelings:( . . .but i still love you. : )

  • Your hair was so long!

  • I hit the "eliptical" in school and got told off for going backwards and I said "but...thats how dan does it:("

  • What are your shoes?! I need them.

  • Haha Dan has a nice butt^__^

    I wasnt staring... No I'm not 12. Promise

  • 3:03 ouch

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  • girls look at his body,he works out! :D

  • its a fucking eliptical

  • hey hey!! we didnt invent the term!!

  • this is pretty much all I do in gym at school xD

  • you look like william beckett.

  • Holy Crap! Is Phil wearing matching scoks?

  • I'm british and ive always called it an eliptical :L

  • ITS NOT CALLED A CROSS TRAINER!!!!

  • people are obsessed with your arse on this haha

  • When we have to go into the gym at school I follow your fitness DVD, and my teacher tells me off for being a retard..thanks Dan for getting me in trouble !!:3 -3

  • *GASP* dan is so healthy x3

  • PULL UP YOUR PANTS CHILD!! ily :)

  • 0:55

    "Can I drink your bloodss?"

    "Umm... O.K just a bit." XD

  • It is worrying how much that looks like me when I go to the gym . . .

  • i would shit myself laughing if i was in that gym when you were filming this.

  • Lol. I'm American, and I also call it a cross trainer. I have heard people call it that, and maybe they do in different parts of the US (I'm in the South!).

  • I love how you were going backwards on the cross trainer

  • literally ;D

  • I lost the game

  • Dan, you have a nice uvula.

  • This is still my favourite video<3

  • We call it the elliptical in Canada too!

  • Actually, I was expecting you to say something. I was expecting you to say 'THE GAME'

  • YOU USED A ROWER!!!!!!! :3 

  • I don't know why. But you look really adorable in this video. <3

  • I've never heard it called a cross trainer before.. ever lol

  • Wats that song again on the picture thingy?

  • 3:13 i do that! but less bouncing...?

  • Heart disease?! 1:41

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  • I call it the torture machine!

  • I'm American and I call it a Cross Trainer ;)!x

  • well why do you call it a cross trainer?

  • I'm from Canada and I call it the elliptical O.o

  • I HAVE THAT TOTORO ^^

  • You have sexy underwear ;D

  • Dan... I think we've seen your ass more times than necessary XD wear a goddamn belt or something c;

  • some moments in this video, he looked exactly like egoraptor! O.o *Mind Blown* it was like an awesome person inside an awesome person.. so.. uhm.. insextion, or is that intersection or like um.. perseption.. God I'm really bad at this..

  • Is that the park inn gym?

  • @caroegc it is :D

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Yay :) I went to the same gym as him then lol

  • @caroegc i literally found out they are my neighbours while watching this hahah well neighbours is probably too close but in 5 min walking distance :DDD i went to the gym once before as well :P

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Wow Im jealous D: I live like 4 hours away form manchester but its a good thing because if i lived that close to them i would probably stalk them haha! xD

  • @caroegc not gonna plan on stalking them ive already told my friends i saw dan like three times this and last week combined and i am pretty positive that i will see him more often and at some point i will even walk up to him and have a chat but i looked like crap the past few times and im not gonna walk up to dan him looking all gorgeous and beautiful and me with jumper and jogging pants not gonna happen lol

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Aw go say hi! Im sure you look fine lol. Haha I wouldnt care what i looked like i would just be like "DAANNN!!!" And then he would probably run away :/

  • @caroegc definately! but trust me i didnt lol i think he did notice me anyway i mean i just told my friend & in that exact moment i saw him like 12 feet away from me and he was literally the only person in that shop so he caught us kinda looking at him trying to figure out if its him and he smiled in our direction so we went away i hate being 18 that is not acceptable as a child i would have gotten away with yelling im aware ppl do it anyway though lol oh dear

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Aww you're so lucky! I would have been embarrassed if he heard me talking about him lol but then i would have fangirled a bit! if you see him or phil again go and say hi! :D

  • @caroegc hahah i dont get embarressed easily i mean i often made a complete utter fool out of myself but i never cared :D thats how i pick up the lads jk jk :D no i cant fangirl i am not that kind of person i "fangirled" once that was last week i met christofer drew and i was shaking well i didnt exactly fangirl but that was the worst it gets cos i tend to meet famous known people all the time dont ask why its a gift lol and yes i sure will!! (:

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Christofer drew? NeverShoutNever?! YOU LUCKY PERSON! And dont worry I always make a fool out of myself and then go and hide for a year haha xD I wish I had your gift :( Though I did meet russell kane once though :D

  • @caroegc yes nevershoutnever (: i was at his concert and met him in a bar afterwards i was shaking so hard i couldnt talk to him but he talked to us he is the sweetest person ever <3 i dont care and neither should you rather embrase it i always do that either you like me the way i am or you dont thats how i role :D naah trust me i usually end up meeting people i dont really want to like boygroup members -.- but i met like loads and loads of people i am a fan of so yeh <3 and yay !!! (:

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Aww I'm seriously jealous! And happy for you :) And jealous you live so close to dan and phil :D

  • @caroegc don't be jealous!!! oh and yeh first time ever i see my surroundings on youtube thats actually pretty funny usually everyones from LA and i sit there wishing i was there but yes once in my lifetime i see parts i actually walk to on a daily basis hahah im gladi chose to move to manchester not anywhere else i love it here (:

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Yeah would love to see my hometown on youtube :) Yeah like people i like are from america mostly so very little chance of seeing them haha! but charlieissocoollike is from bath and some of his videos feature bath and my dad lives in bath so i recognise it (: is manchester nice?

  • @caroegc hahah we are spamming the entire comment section lol yeh same but im from munich so nobody has footage of my hometown ... that is so cool i love charlieissocoollike i actually showed him to my housemate the other day to compare dan's and his accent i know weeeirdo :D anyhow sweet (: manchester is indeed very scary at parts but i love it and since i live in the city centre there isnt too much criminality going on (; lucky me i was this close of moving to longsight ..:S

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Haha oh well :') Munich in Germany? Cool :D Same I love charlie too. Scary? Like bad scary? O.o

  • @caroegc yeh germany :D yeh well if you walk in rough areas at night (which i certainly cant recommend) i heard u can get shot sooo yeh bad scary.... a lot of poverty is going on in manchester it is horrible u get robbed all the time .... :S but oh well if u stay in safe areas its all good

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Oh that sounds scary o.O Which bits are the safe areas?

  • @caroegc mmh hard to explain i can tell you the worst areas so you can avoid them: longsight, harpurhey, ardwick, parts of salford (obviously not the posh parts), ... mmh a bunch more well as long as you stay in the city centre, posh parts of salford or stockport you'll be fine i guess :D oh yeeeahh manchester :P

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK oh o.O Thanks for the advice xD So is green quarter good?

  • @caroegc i believe thats still in the city centre as far as i know if it is (is that at vic rail???) than i think its a safe area

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK Yeah it is :D Thank you :)

  • @caroegc i know why you asked then but obviously i cannot say so :D no worries anytime

  • @STILLinLOVEwithNICK But i did go to manchester for like 1 week and went to that gym :D but i hadnt heard about dan or phil then

  • 3:58-4:17 needs to be made into gifs. :)

  • the thing is even tho your were playing around u were prob extremely exhausted after doing that lol

  • please don't tell me you always go to the gym in skinny jeans ? :/

  • I just realized that whe you make the -3 with your hands you can make them connect...What u expeting me to say something

  • one day im bring u to america and point to EVERY little thing tht we say different!!!! but i must say british ppl always win well cuz their british....

  • one year bday!!!

  • One Year Ago!! :')

  • Actually,we call it the stair thingy ._.

  • omg i think that is exactly the gym i went to a couple of time its 5 minutes from my house i.most.definatley.live.at.this­.area OMG!!! im soooo excited right now lol

  • i love his haircut

  • dan you have a cute butt ^-^ <3

  • Dan haves Funny, wired hands :p Haha

  • Funny I'm american and I call it the cross trainer O.O

  • hahaha well i know some people call the "cross-trainer" also known as to some americans eliptical....??? o.o but i call it and so do others... glider...:D just saying you know...:)

  • Dan with messy hair :')

  • lol thats the perfect exercise trainer XD

  • is it just me or would you totally buy that video?

  • I had no clue what the elliptical was until I saw this video.. I always thought it was the running machine:L

  • Anyone else notice he's running backwards on the Eliptical/Cross trainer?

    

  • 3:51 nooooooooo it's an eliptical!!!

  • I had no clue what a cross trainer was until you said eliptical....and I use one almost every day.....lol.

  • It's an elliptical! You crazy, crazy Brit ;)

  • Lol this is really funny can't stop laughing and I'm not goin to call it te elliptical any more I'm goin call it te cross trainer:) lol and I like your hair:)

  • SO DAN, HOW WAS 2011?

    HOW WAS 2011, DAN?

  • You went to the gym in jeans?

  • What's That? Dan's Pants? In A Video? Well, Thats Never Happened Before..

  • Omg omg omg ur hair was so much longer then :O

  • i see your underwear in alot of videos...not that im complaining...

  • 4:03 i die laughing!!!

  • Woah, I'm actually watching this in 2012.. That's the bombdiggidy.

  • 2:34 CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!

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  • This is me.

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  • Heeey don't make fun pf Americans. -.-

  • 3:57 - 4:12

    LMFAO!! ohmygoodness i think i hav to pee x)

    *flips hair* elliptical ;D

  • i stand by my decision wen i say

    elliptical

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