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  • Troll^^

  • the world was 5998 years old when this video was uploaded

  • who farted?

  • thats a CRAZY NUMBER!

  • lol i dont lie i guess lol

  • lol'd so hard

  • november 15 my b day :D

  • geez no need to yell....you told me to choose an answer!!!Lol jk

  • Wait, how does the first video have only 6,000 views, and this one 25,000...? O.o

  • @RachelsaurHeartsYew He re-uploaded the first video.

  • @MichaelisEpickk Ahhhh. Makes sense.

  • Were you there?

  • lmfaoo whhaat

  • D'X don't yell at me!!!!!! JK

  • i picked the mostly right button and i was yelled at

  • it`s more 4,6 billion onision!

  • 2009... did you go to hogwarts? Are you a wizard?

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  • I'm sorry!!!! XD you pressured me... haha

  • @LadyLumiere haha dammit i was going to typed it, but you beat me to it -.-

  • wtf... how is this from 2009 when the others are from 2011

  • @TheVasinaShow Reupload ;)

  • @TheVasinaShow he may have had it private up until now, but uploaded it in 2009

  • @TheVasinaShow Because it's the archive channel.

  • @TheVasinaShow Because youtube is glitched/he uploaded this part of the quiz in 2009 and only got around to uploading the rest of it now? :3

  • @TheVasinaShow he recycles old videos from his main channel and puts them here.

  • @TheVasinaShow

    That's because this video was uploaded in 2009, and he didn't upload the other ones until 2011.

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  • @TheVasinaShow

    because he re-uploaded the first one -_-

  • XD I fail...

  • make more of these lol

  • i only clicked to see what a christian would say spot on impression onision spot on

  • IM SORRRRY :( but i laugh so hard i cried and my mom looking at me crazy lol

  • im sorry O.o

  • i won the first time, i wanted to see him pissed

  • I didn't lie, I just got it from google :]

  • lmfao this is to funny, good job greg!!!

  • Haha I'm Christian and I believe in Old Earth...:P Just saying

  • AHAHAHAH

  • 24 people are christian...

  • considering the dinosaurs went instict 2 billion years ago, onision is a stupid ass

  • @MsSassmaster10 65 BILLION YRS.AGO

  • @MsSassmaster10

    considering you are an idiot... WELL, you ARE AN IDIOT... and clearly, you havent watched a single onision video... LOL

    EPIC FACEPALM...

    buy a new brain plz... This is a sketch, and this is him, acting, (but psst, DONT TELL ANYBODY!!!)

  • rofl that's hilarious

  • I know he's joking and all......but he still made me feel SO stupid

  • but but :( it is billons of years old :( *crying*

  • is this the "im a banana" dude?

  • "if the earth is billions and billions of years old, why does my calendar say 2011?"

  • i didnt click the button :)

  • hes kidding

  • in the bible the worlds onli 6000 years old???

  • I won the quiz, then went back and lost every single one just to watch him freak out.

  • but in astronmy class I learned this :(

  • lmao YOU MADE IT UP !! lmaoo

  • nope....this is entertaining yeap i did made it up and cause i can lol........no....lol im not playing around either :P

  • Every video I wait till the end to press the button xD

  • haha

    

  • um can someone get the guy to the insane asylum i have them one speed dial (if you met my family you would get the joke)

  • see if EdwardCurrent did vids like this, people would know his videos are suppose to be parodies.

    but he doesnt. and so he pisses off the world -.-

  • The world is actually forty two years old. And yes, Chuck Norris is still 70.

  • WTF?! LOL XD

  • im only 10 !

  • O.O

  • I think I just crapped my pants

    

  • LMFAOOO!!!

  • right know it's 5.5 BILLION yrs. old

  • omg i laughed so hard when he freked hhahaha

  • ya atheist, and not to mention it obvious hes really screwed up in the head.

  • wow ... I didn't expect that. lol.

  • actually its not a million its actually 80,000,000,000 years old

  • im an atheist and onision is stupid i hate him

  • XD I love waiting to press the buttons.

  • whu...wha..tha...?!

    well... This is a joke :)

  • are.

  • Man, Onision you take things to far. I mean, I'm fine with you being an Atheist, but why do you have to constantly make fun of everyone else because of their beliefs? And for everyone out there who's just some kid who thinks being an atheist is, 'cool', shouldn't you have a mind of your own? Onision is actually an informed atheist, and I'm fine with that (Although I myself am Christian), but when you idiots just randomly choose to be atheist with no information at all, it proves how arrogant you

  • @lolzomghardcore He does it because it's funny! xD

  • :(..

  • I am most definitely serious b(^__^)d

  • okay i'm able to put up with the shit but i feel like you meant it so i'm angry

  • shit and im a christian to well im the worst.

  • @internalbleedingrose fuck being christain :)

  • I KILL YOU >:D

  • hit me pleaswe!

  • fuck witt I was right by clicking that the earth according to the bible is more than 6000 yo,the bible says that life and order on earth is around 6000 yo,not necesarry the planet it self

  • iM SorRy, DoNt HiT mE!??!?!??!

  • LMFAO

  • Another great vid my Onision! ur my hero dude

  • ppl think hes being serious... its a joke he himself is an athesit. i think...

  • @FrAnKWGS Yes, he is an athiest, lol

  • @FrAnKWGS please at least learn to spell atheist

  • @FrAnKWGS he's not an atheist he said it

  • @orangeiscooolio this is onision's christian character.NOT onision

  • @FrAnKWGS agnostic :D

  • @FrAnKWGS yeah onision is an athiest so am i :) no really i am im not jokin at all anits nothing to tease ppl about its our belief

  • @FrAnKWGS He's agnostic. Not athiest.

  • @FrAnKWGS Agnostic.

  • @FrAnKWGS he is agnostic

  • @FrAnKWGS hes agnostic but it is relatively close

  • @FrAnKWGS i think he's agnostic

  • @FrAnKWGS He's a protagonist. n_n

  • @rereex3 Protagonist is the main character of a story. -_- He is agnostic. He believes in the possibility of a god but does not have sufficient evidence for him to believe in one.

  • @FrAnKWGS Agnostic :p not exactly the same thing...^^

  • @FrAnKWGS agnostic*

  • hahaaa

  • he looks like garth lol

  • he does look like garth XD

  • guys calm down this is suppose to be funny

  • lmfaoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  • XDDDDDDDD

  • i'm super cereal :]

  • DUDE WTF?! Jeez Take a frickin midol!!!

  • it's 4,57 billion years old.

  • haha but but.. 6,000? lol

  • Aborigonies lived in Australia 40,000 years ago so 6,000 is so very flawed lol

  • yea im serious =P

  • Yes I'm serious. =P

  • haaa your great  i love this video

  • fuck you

  • awesome

  • LOL

  • wait! I clicked the other suggestion!

  • LOL

  • you are so fucking funny

  • hahahahaha

    dude im being truthful

  • hahah

  • this game is awesome XD

  • I hate you. Fuck you. Idiot. dank ass bitch

  • ur a meanie weener, littlerunt8910

  • imma stick my weener up ya ass ya triflin ass bitch.

    Lick my shit.

  • LOL No i will not click the button... or... mabe....NO NO...yess...

  • O.O...WTF!!!!

  • LETS DIE!!!

  • which video do i start at?????

  • :/ umm..

  • it right

  • the wrong part of this quiz is much better than the the right one

    ALL HAIL ONISION :O

  • ' Are you serious!!! '

    LMAO I LOVE THIS!

  • your wrong the answer is 1.4 as there are cavemen remains as much as a million years old

    your wrong

  • what

  • the oldest bone in the world is 3.6million years old and belongs to a dinosaur which died out 450,000 years ago

    onision got the answer wrong

  • ...

    its a joke...

  • But the world is older than itz inhabitants tho...i mean, i might be wrong but the world isnt gonna be as old as the bones we find...or im bad at math

  • @DemonBiking

    You really dont get what he is doing do you?

  • where do i start??? ;_;

  • Onision, I swear I'm not making it up!

  • I answered 4.5 Billion. =)

  • hhahahahaah holy crap lol i shat my seld

  • ahha i'ma idiot :D

  • :( onision i am not making this up!

  • First one wrong. Oh well. Clicks continue.

  • I'm clickn ,I'm clickn..lol

    5stars

  • o.o

  • apparently i am a moron ;)

  • You're not the only one. (:

  • i got a 4/5

  • o_o

  • lmao xDD

  • Hah. Amazing. :)

  • Um, its 4.6 Billion, not 4.5

  • what?

  • :PPPP IT IS !!!!!!!!!

  • umm dude pick up a science book the whole univers is over 4.5 or 4.6 billion years old

  • It's a joke, silly.

  • shit

  • I'M SORRY!!!! D:

    Click it?

    Huh?

    Okay.

  • oh crap

  • Onision is joking around :P

  • Sure he is. That's what I'm "supposed" to believe.

    Cut the shit.

  • Christians believe that the earth is 6000 years old because if you add up the ages of all the people in the bible in genesis it brings you to the number 6000. This is common knowledge. Apparently you haven't been paying attention.

  • I'm a christian and I dont believe that shit. Sorry, I payed all the attention needed. It's you who needs a more accurate attention span.

    I spoke of NOTHING BUT FACTS. I can care less about your adding ages and crap like that together. If the bible never said it, no reason to assume it. Bottom line.

  • Good luck, bro.

  • By the way. The world started with a talking snake in a tree. I wasn't sure if you knew that, but it's definitely true. Anywho, why are you sitting here talking to me? Should you be out murdering people who worked today? Its sunday and your awesome book says to drag out and kill anyone who went to work today. TURN OFF YOU COMPUTER AND GO DO YOUR GODLY DUTY. NOW. KILL THEM. DO IT. And all the gays one you need to kill twice.

  • actually it says the 7th day should be used for rest and i dont know how long its been since you looked at a calender but saturday is the 7th day.

  • Did you read the bible? It appears that you haven't. Exodus 31 14 states that anyone who works on the sabbath should be PUT TO DEATH. LITERALLY. Now listen to me clearly. I don't care if it's Saturday, Sunday, or whatever day it is. Lets just kill everyone who works on the weekend just to be certain, shall we? READ YOUR FUCKING BIBLE, kind sir.

  • Well its "says" 3 creative days... that's stupid enought.

    and if you "don't believe that shit", it's because you're not a good christian. Being a christian is more than loving others and carrying... it's also being silly. If you're not playing dumb, then you're just doing half the things you're supposed to.