7 Dirty Words

[2011mrkingofkings]

Fuck - sexual intercourse

Shit - feces

Cocksucker - Person sucking a penis

Piss - urine

Cunt - vulva

Motherfucker - person having sexual intercourse with it's mother

Tits - breast

[thejesinator]

the 7 words George was talking about are beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, and beep

real fuckin useful video lol

[corycashatt90]

FUCK CENSORSHIP! Lol. :) R.I.P. George Carlin, my favorite comedian.

[NihilCorrupt]

I never thought Spongebob would reference George Carlin.

[Zagardal]

if you're gonna censor it, what's the fucking point?

[Ermal8711]

And all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits man!

[johncraigthe2nd]

@nickrussw the black woman you wondering about, her name is Aisha Tyler. And yes, she is smokin hot.

[gudivningvarun555]

c'mon, it's got that nice ring to it.

[HollisterBiznitch]

Shit

Piss

Fuck

Cunt

Cocksucker

Motherfucker

Tits

Fart

Turd and

Twat

[MrArchfail]

So George Carlin says their are not dirty.Then why did those stupid shit pissed motherfucking cunts censored them ?

[mrtrixxxter]

is there an incomplete list of impolite words on you tube?

[way2good4u100]

cock

fuck

shit

cut

fucking

barbra strizent!!!

[Boyz451]

The actual words are SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS FART TERD AND TWAT! LOL

[Jam3zGe51990]

RIP George

[Muppio]

You are missed George.

Comedy ain't the same without you.

[xXSuperStormXx]

oh joy a minute of beeping, how fun to watch *sigh*

[louis1x]

american tv is funny, on the one hand you are not allowed to say certain words or show a booby and on the other hand you see cops shooting other peoples heads of

strange

[sootyferrari65]

In britain they are

Fuck

Cock

Cunt

Shit

Bollocks

Wank

Dick

[Byron10301]

FUCK THE BEEP

[luvstartnshit]

I would **** kathy griffin, she's hot.

[anathaki]

who's that girl in 0:26 ???

[kimberl654]

why they using the beep sound we allready know it

[frinkmhey]

It has to be fake that they don't know. Fuck I knew the dirty seven before I knew who Carlin was.

[MrTimothytim]

as i said usa grow up dont act like you have freedom of speach prove it

[MrAtheist1984]

I hate fucking censorership and people call it freedom fuck that.

[sublimepenguin47]

censoring this is FUCKING BLASPHEMY!

[Tuuliska]

The seventh is *BLEEP*

*kicked*

[loranddeka]

I love how half of this is bleeped, it's hilarious.

[rdrakken]

Its Shit

Piss

Cunt

Fuck

Cocksucker

Motherfucker

Tits

and sometimes twat...

How can any respectable comedian not know this, its the most famous modern routine and only a few old ones like "Whos on first" is more famous.

[vwabi]

the fucking title is 7 dirty words, fart turd and twat are NOT part of them

[Dhop375]

Wow, Jeff Dunham looks big, he must've lost weight between this and his DVDs

[Rapter57]

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

[jacky817]

Just what the **** is this man, it's talking about swear words and you censor every single mother****ing one of them how the **** do you want us to under****d any*****, and *#($ if $(#*&*** like (*#$&, do you ****ing ***erstand!?

[nickrussw]

the black chick looks like the black version of charlize theron

[wobbygongman]

what about asshole

[nhonho23]

@wobbygongman

asshole is not on george's list because on tv you can't say ''asshole'' but you can say ''ass hole''.

[crazymouth12]

if they say they'r not bad what is it with THE FUCKING BLEEPS!!!!!!!!

[pivotfreak8]

so if he says theyre not dirty, whats with the bleeps?

[MrSatanochio]

@pivotfreak8 HE says, but media people are not so smart and open minded as him so they`re going to censor them because they`re "dirty".

[naltrexone23X]

@pivotfreak8 its odd, but people react more to a bleep than the actual word because it implys that something is too bad to hear. Basically they are trying to draw your attention to the fact that they are words you cant say on tv

[sheltv100]

If director Ang Lee could have real sex scenes on his last bug film, Lust Caution, he should consider scripts that use these 7 dirty words.

[peaceandmetal88]

Any current, serious comedian should be able to rattle off Carlin's 7 words easily. Otherwise, fuck em.

[FatManRedemption]

You know, uhh, these other comedians should really be embarrassed for not having memorized them. I'm just sayin'! Carlin's gotta be like a rite of passage or something.

[benmcd170]

can u still not say piss

[Lastonthecreek]

@benmcd170 no, I think tits is the only one we've gotten back.

[buu43]

can som1 tell me the 7 dirty words

[MadAidy]

shit, piss fuck c*nt, motherfucker, cocksucker and tits....i THINK they are anyway XD look at George Carlin Seven Dirty Words video XD

[scorpion77ify]

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

[mussman717word]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits... fart, turd, and twat.

[sfurner]

Hahaha, what the fuck's the big deal anyway? Didn't he get arrested for this? People are fucking crazy..

[adridan1234]

shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker and tits then came fart turd and twat

[Imperiused]

why is this censored???

...I know...I know...indecency laws... but come on... George Carlin had the balls..

[BriapcdOTH902102388]

@Imperiused it's censored beucase it was aired on the History channel. Which is great but alot of kids watch and if it had cursing in it parents would go nuts lol :p

[supaman2525]

@Imperiused didn't u get the bit its "the 7 words that u can not say on t.v."

lol

[Lambskin1982]

@Imperiused And the brain, intimidation factor.

[Brandon428920]

@Imperiused i cant agree with you more

[jacekfreeman]

Carlin was once called by a language purist who said that "motherfucker" is a duplication of a word "fuck" technically, "fuck" is the root form, "motherfucker" being derivative therefore it's a duplication. What was George's response? "Hey motherfucker how did you get my phone number anyway?!" :-)

[MrSkate4weed]

@mathnerd83

your a damn fucking shit poor bitch bastard asshole who drinks piss

...bastard

[mathnerd83]

What does that make you then...?

[MrSkate4weed]

its doesnt make me anything, but it makes you a

damn fucking shit poor bitch bastard asshole who drinks piss

...bastard

"words cant be dirty! words cant hurt you! its all made up folks!"

-george carlin

[thotink]

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mutherfucker tits fart terd and twat come on guys, blink 182 made a song with them in this order. and ended it with "i fucked your mom"

[Videochick24]

LOL whats the song? i must know

[mussman717word]

@thotink

Fuck Blink-182. They forgot "shit." It's very important, otherwise it fucks up the flow.

[JonathanBorgogelli]

Shit

Piss

Fuck

Cunt

Cocksucker

Motherfucker

Tits

LOSERS!

[Draglems1]

oh lol

[DigitalxFilmer]

Piss shit fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker and tits, the seven golden words of rebelion!

[Draglems1]

fuck shit cock ass titty boner bitch muff pussy god butthole barbbra streizan!!!!!!!!!!!

[DigitalxFilmer]

that's Eric Cartman, this is george carlin, years before :P he pretty much brought this topic...bitch isn't one, nore ass, boner, muff, pussy, god, butthole, or that weird one o.o

[irishmezmer92]

lol cartman-_-

[BLACKMAGICMETALMAN12]

If you can't remember

Shit

Piss

Fuck

Cunt

Cocksucker

Motherfucker

Tits

and you're a comedian,you're in the wrong buisness.

[lailum]

what about douchebag?

[DigitalxFilmer]

don't think it was used that often during that time O.o this was over 30 years ago

[Ryuzaki492008]

Shit

Piss

Fuck

Cunt

Cocksucker

Motherfucker

Tits

Just try and censor me you lilly-white PC fucks!

[DJXtreme2]

fuck

shit

cock

ass

dick

pussy

and...um....Barbra striesand

[donotfeedthetroll]

he's burning in hell now :D

[sakathecheetah]

naw... his ghost is having a beer with joe pesci

[freyjasage]

george and lewis together, oh yes!

[ECR11011]

Shit

Piss

Fuck

Cunt

Cocksucker

Motherfucker

and Tits

[NOTxTHATxGUITAR]

you got it:D

[wtfan]

then fart, turd and twat

[Shenorai]

@ECR11011

And Fart, Turd, and Twat were added merely because at the time, those couldn't be said on television.

[plowingzero]

@ECR11011 Fart Turd and Twat! hahaha

[Arrow370]

@ECR11011 the last one is twat, but good one.

[luvstartnshit]

@Arrow370 NO, the last one is tits, go listen to the original, twat isn't on there at all. your comment made you look like a twat, or Dan Quayle, correcting something that is already correct to begin with, lol.

[MrYankHoe]

@luvstartnshit Yeah, he added fart, turd, and twat in a later routine.

[RobinMasters2007]

@ECR11011 Fart, Turt and Twat

[Denthedragon]

@ECR11011

Fart

Turd

Twat

[hekotin]

@ECR11011 It's twat not cunt. But who gives a fuck.

[9000tommygun]

@ECR11011 Don't forget fart, turd, & twat

[nsmith0519]

Those were the original seven. Fart turd and twat were added afterwards.

[4stringsRbetterThan6]

@ECR11011 and then there was fart turd and twat xD

[HBKshowstopper635]

its funny that motherfucker is on the list twice. because you also cannot say:fucker,fucking,fuckaroonie­,fuckareno,

fuckaroni :)

[FukinAss]

Who is the black chick? what's her name she's hot

[peopleRfuckingstupid]

I'm not really sure, but i think her name is Aisha Tyler.

[donvito4221]

hahaha. some guy said fart and other people are saying fuck, damn. motherfucker.

[sokklei]

The seven dirty bips

[Kojsas]

what show is this from??

[AirCycle1]

it was a special on the history channel called "History of the Joke"

[papyanaconda]

black and carlin in the same video ? awesome

[vishnukanth86]

1. shit

2. piss

3. cocksucker

4. motherfucker

5. fart

6. turd

7. twat

[TheYellowTelevision]

Wrong.

[11DNA11]

Shit

piss

fuck

cunt

cocksucker

motherfucker

tits

Those were the first 7 words. Turd, fart and twat were added later.

[GrimReaper565]

Hell Yeah!!!

[detroidxl]

JEFF DUNHAM

[DickDaggeronthetube]

is crap.

[tracksabbath29]

Lewis Black is the only comedian in the video who deserves to be in the same video as Carlin. Good thing he was the one sitting with him.

[westinghouse48]

yeah because he curses a lot too and makes fun of profanity

[alienhuman]

The seventh is "Doc". I always forget that one.... what? oh.... wrong list... my bad

[14xjq]

How did "tits" get in there?

[TheLittleDonkey]

like the rest of them, there are not allowed on tv

[ResidentPinto]

Cunt is my favorite "Bad" Word.

[vigilante11485]

Fuckface, fuckstick, fuckhead, fuckoff, fuck-nuts, dick-fuck, cunt-fuck, ass-fuck, bumfuck, finger-fuck, fist-fuck, short fuck, old fuck, fat fuck, skinny fuck, sick fuck, stupid fuck, motherfuck, pig-fuck . . . . .

And my own personal favorite. . .

Fuck the fuckin' fuckers!

[Douggie36]

What about nigger?

[HBKshowstopper635]

the word nigger is bad based on context. but it is still frowned upon lol

[runepker666]

but you CAN say it on t.v have u ever seen american history x on t.v?

[moahoah]

1) Shit

2) Piss

3) Fuck

4) Cunt

5) Cocksucker

6) Motherfucker

7) Tits

[123PWNT]

8) Fart

9) Turd

10) Twat

[Trainman11185]

lol Jeff Dunham and Walter at 0:21

[queentellera]

7 dirty words you can't say on TV: shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cock,mothe­rfucker and tits!

[alextheangry02]

she missed CUNT

I think

[Badboyblue3]

Nice : )

[Saxophonist992]

LOL! the guy at 0:45 got really creative

[DeSeeder]

your wrong

it's

shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker and tits

[fullmetalx91]

its shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

he had a list of about 72, but i forgot most lol

[boofing123]

your all wrong it goes shit piss cocksucker mother fucker fart turd and twat p.s. R.I.P. George Carlin the worlds funniest man

[Saxophonist992]

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

............

[Viggiolover]

plus fart

[fullmetalx91]

and turd

[ratboi102]

And twat.

[11DNA11]

Twat too :)

[tracksabbath29]

yeah this is on TV now but I missed this part...

George was the only one on the documentary to make me laugh.

[bluejay02920]

this was first shown on TV just after Carlin died. It may be the last film of him

[anonymusbob101]

My mom never uses that word, whatever it is.

[zcreem]

Kind of pointless with all the stupid bleeps.

[Jokerman32]

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

[chippychip0512]

Yeah. R.I.P George Carlin

[liniculus]

don't forget fart turd and twat :D, they were next to the list but didn't cut it.

[JvmJpe0407]

@Jokerman32 wasnt fart ,terd, and twat on there too?lol

[TheCatholicBoat]

@JvmJpe0407 He added fart, turd, and twat to the list the year after he came out with the original list. Then every time he had an HBO special the list got longer and longer until he had a 400+ word list of "Impolite Words."

[kunsan12003]

@Jokerman32 Don't forget, he added fart, turd, and twat to it later in the bit.

[chippychip0512]

This is funny...