Opie and Anthony - Slaughterhouses

[badreligionbomb]

god dammit I love Jimmy

[mayamellissa]

this is both horrific and funny.

[mortalkombat4life]

new better feathers!

[TheMasterWE]

"i have a wedding to go to." Cracks me up every godamn time.

[jacobh849]

I know this just a joke but it's farthest thing from the truth, if you see animals actually in line waiting to die at a slaughterhouse they struggle for freedom as if they know they are about to die a painful death.

[boatbumd4]

I did the Ole MacDonald thing. When you kill and gut a chicken in the barnyard, the other chickens gather around to eat the dead chickens guts.

[pigpen2917]

Fuckin Cokelogic rules! Hey Murray!HA!

[ShaftAlmighty]

"Hey Murray, my throat is cut."

"Well, that's not why i'm here."

Goddammmit that was funny!

[YouTuber2006]

How can you not like Lil Yimmy? He's so precious.

[hprdg284]

Oh man, I would love to show someone at PETA this video.

[iscream22]

Why is that?

[KingOthePretz]

And, oh yeah-I forgot.

Li'l Jimmy RULES. He is the second funniest human alive, preceded only by Ron Bennington and closely followed by Anthony Cumia.

Happy Birthday, Jimmy!

I'm getting you something nice from Ted's Balloon Porcupine Emporium. Guess what it is?

[TheSecondOne]

I don't know. I do think Jimmy is a bit funnier than Ronnie B. Ronnie and Fez are both hilarious. But Jimmy just pushes the envelope over and over again.

RON FEZ NOON TO THREE!!!!

[whb786]

Norton is a master, but the great Ron Bennington is untouchable

[iscream22]

I grew up listenin to ron and fez around 2000 in DC on wjfk i was only 14 but have been listenin since. I only started listenin to o and a about 2 years ago, i missed out on so much awesome radio man. I think o and a and ron and fez are equally hilarious. They are both hysterically funny but at the same time they both can have legit serious discussions on current issues especially ron bennington.

[KingOthePretz]

Yeah, CynthisDellums! You are so smart and enlightened! You are so right about drooling and crapping pants.

I am a huge meateater, and I've already started drooling. I hope I can change my ways before the crapping starts.

You're right. The jokes on me.

Got to go, time for a nice piece of steak.

Idiot.

[CynthiaDellums]

The funny thing is the joke's on the meat-eaters who are EVEN STUPIDER THAN ANIMALS for eating them because they are too stupid to realize yet that Mad Cow Disease is now EPIDEMIC in America, as bad as the Polio epidemic of the 1950's but nobody wants to talk about it. Enjoy your meat while you still can, retards! In a few years you'll be drooling on yourself and crapping your pants, too late to turn back then!

[srvoar3]

You are lame.

[CynthiaDellums]

LOL the LAME fucks are the ones that are going to be drooling on themselves and crapping their pants, like YOU, loser!

[srvoar3]

You veggies are all such twats. Just eat your fucking beansprouts and shut off. Nobody is proud that you've taken a stand against meat eaters except you. You are not Dr. fucking House. You don't know shit about infectious disease or else you wouldn't eat anything. Did you happen to test all that spinach for Salmonella awhile back? Enjoy eating your Malathion-laced lettuce. I torture animals and then eat them because the adrenaline makes the meat more tender. Fuck animals and fuck you. Frrunkis!

[KingOthePretz]

There are 6 'r'-sin Frrrrrrunkis

[livardo]

I'm already drooling on myself and crapping my pants.. some people pay top dollar for that you know..

[TheCardCheat]

Norton is awesome. Happy birthday, Jimmy!

[TxBoarHunter]

Yes sir, Happy B-Day Yimmy.

[angela1894]

Damn Jimmy HAS to be writing some of this material before coming on the air, nobody is this brilliant.

[furyiiiplate]

"Wow! New and Better Feathers", I wet my drawers.

[jadedmastermind]

It's a fun ride called the "rip you apart and boil you alive!" Jim Norton is easily one of, if not the funniest comedian alive today, and the best part about this is it's all off the top of his head.

[amorphis]

Poor Opie. He tries so hard to contribute. Dumb mushmouth.

[xmvirus202]

This one is the best- YimmY rules!!!

[Ldrakekat]

what a tough choice opie and anthony have!

[meteorachaos]

OMG I was waiting for this one for weeks!!! :)