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  • 01:55 - 02:00 Oh My..... How beautiful... ^_^

  • A genious.

  • Johnny Depp was the one who inspired me to become an actor.

  • 1:56 The face of a woman pretending to listen to what Johnny Depp is saying but actually just thinking about having sex with him.

  • Johnny Depp is probably one of the most versatile character actors in the business today. He gets into the skin of any character he does and lives it to the fullest. I thoroughly enjoy his performances.

  • He SPEAKS LİKE ALCOHOLİCS..

  • @SUSSTURUCU well you type like one.

  • @SpicaAndromeda I think that he is not handsome...But he is very very charismatic actor..

  • Well this is nonsense. Which all would agree on if it were not Celebrity X saying it.

  • 1:57 Shes imagining herself putting her hands on him.

  • Girl at 1:57 = Hot!

  • There are about 30 women in the audience taking a mental picture of him for later that night when the vibrator comes out...yeah, even a couple of lesbians.

  • The government/media/petrochemical­­/military/pharmceutical old boys network is the great enemy of our age. They work in tandem with each other to keep you, your friends and family sick, ignorant and misinformed. They have managed to convince the muggles that the middle eastern nations are the true nemesis of the free world and the west is the light, which is bullshit. The real war is on our doorstep, its an information war and we are the soldiers.

  • i love his hair!!!!! <3

  • 1:56 Jennifer Aniston, you sly dog! We can all see you, but no matter how many of these things you attend you will never be a good actor...

  • 135 people were knocked out by the nearest rock.

  • Hah, great answer. And it does work.

  • Best mother in the world

  • We all know what the girl at 1:56 was thinking...

  • @wjsrocks LOOLL definitely

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  • After being turned in to a product, and having a corporation take control of my life, I took a big rock...

  • @TricksterD How big was it?

  • "I won't be made into a corporate product! You have to let me make my art!! You have to let me make Pirates of the Caribbean 3!!! (and extend my royalties contract on all merchandising products and associated published media)."

  • @momsazombie1 lmao very true but you also have to see that he plays many many different roles. Most actors seem to always play in the same genre of work.

  • @momsazombie1 Johnny loves POTC, as well do millions of people. He's not doing it for the money, he genuinely loves it and has fun being Jack Sparrow... If he didn't, he wouldn't have tattooed Jack's tattoo on his arm and he wouldn't have named his son Jack.

  • @AdelayeM I think what he's really in love with is the rock and roll romance of the old pirate Keith Richards. POTC is a vehicle for him to live out his fantasy of being a rock star. Nothing wrong with that, I just think Depp is badly overrated and the POTC films are another series of computer-driven artless cash cows.

  • @momsazombie1 I'm not even going to reply to you after this, because you can't win an argument with a troll. If you don't like Depp, get the f*ck off his videos, or do you have nothing else to do with your life?

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  • this guy is awesome!

  • .....and the boots, Johnny?

  • this guy is an asshole 

  • advice taken

  • I told my son the exact same thing, and it worked!. Didnt make him a bully, but he was not bullied anymore.

  • bruckheimers bitch

  • Great advise thanks Johnny!

  • My dad was my bully. I laid him out to dry. One for the kid!

  • LOLLLLL <3

  • I beat up a kid the same age as me at school when i was 8 years old,he was supposed to be the toughest kid in my year,he had a thing about me for some strange reason,he would try his best to bully me every time he got,even his stare was intimidating and he was much bigger than me,i had enough of him one day because i was in a bad mood,he picked on me at the wrong time,i knocked him out with a punch to the side of his head,three weeks later we ended up good friends and he became a better person.

  • @HyPeRtRaXps3 In 2nd grade, there was this kid that always tried to bully me. In class one day, I punched him in the face. We became really good friends after that lol. Really funny thing is, he ran to the teacher with a bloody nose and she said and did nothing to me, just gave him some tissues. That was around 1988.

  • @ZenShroud1 heh I started school in 2000 and I was bullied through to 2006 and then I switched schools, things were fine until this one kid had a problem with me so I knocked out his 2 front teeth :P

    I'm in 11th grade now and been lifting weights so most people tend to leave me alone heh... and a few have seen my youtube vids and they think im a maniac :P

  • The best advice I can give you is to throw a big fucking rock at anyone who fucks with you." - Johnny Depp's Words To Live By

    Do you know where Johnny would be today if he had been born with the same talent but without the looks? Doing community theatre somewhere and waiting tables on the side. True story.

  • The best artists are a little bit crazy. If you want to keep your creative integrity you need to live a little bit out of sync with the world. But just so you know these kinds of true artists, the creative beings ... they probably aren't the best people to give you life advice. They are incredible artists but they are a little bit crazy.

  • The best advice I ever got was that when someone steps to you, punch them square in the nose.  Never fails.

  • Johnny Depp is the fuckin man

  • I wrote a song for RON PAUL. It would mean alot to me if you would take the time to listen and judge it as you will. Go to my Channel "stormydoris44" and listen to the wise words of a man of LIBERTY. His words transcend political affiliations. His words reflect our founders beliefs. I pray our nation will understand the extent in which we have defied our CONSTITUTION over the years. I believe it is time to take a stand for our liberties, our freedoms, and our personal finances. Peace and Love. 

  • 1:56 I just fell in love...

  • DAMN they got a camera fast on them boots.

  • HAHA!

  • Continue to move forward, by doing a 4th pirate movie?

  • @spits32 so? it was awesome movie :)

  • Thats what my father told me to do a bout a bully, and I got suspended for taking my text book to his head.So my dad took me to Disney world it was awesome.

  • 1:56 !!! THAT SHOULD BE A MEME!

    SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THAT INTO A GIF!

  • Bet that kid feels stupid now.

  • what a guy

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    hahahahahaa

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  • I still wanna hear more about his boots =S. Excellent advice though.

  • My father's advise to me was to let the other kids bully and beat you, don't fight back and report it to the teachers. My father is a fucking idiot.

  • I'd wreck the chick at 1:56

  • @Youmakemefart She'd wreck you.

  • Was it Disney who had their hands all over you, Johnny?

  • please let the man just act and do not interview him

  • @jonnysulik interviewing doesn't prohibit him from acting...

  • @jonnysulik lol

  • sounds like adive from a demon.

  • he didn't say be your self. he said learn to survive!

  • What a stupid advice.

  • @Watchdawg What a stupid sentence.

  • @ExaggeratedCool What a stupid response.

  • @Watchdawg You should know better than to grammar wrong on the internet.

  • @ExaggeratedCool You're laughable. First of all, grammar has nothing to do with the actual argument. Secondly, point out where my grammar fails instead of being a complete moron.

  • 1:57 XD

  • simple...

  • America is invading irak and other muslim countries , Israel is invading Palestine , so what's your advice for them ? ( or will you call it terrorism? )

  • Unfortunately this is advice that can only really be learned by doing it. It is fantastic advice though.

  • That cunt never made it as an actress. Now the bitch's begging somewhere in LA. Fuck your advice asking mouth.

  • lol my mum told me to ignore them and i became a fucking looser. fuck my mum!

  • @Mongodelight I know the feeling.

  • That was ADORABLE!!!!!! I -3 U JOHNNY!!

  • 1:56 the blonde from "The Room"...??

  • @pattisapu but she doesn't love johnny.. she loves mark.

  • Love him... - 3

  • Well that will put an end to bullying.

  • He's whatever you guys choose to perceive him as. But most importantly, he knows who the enemy is and he does NOT bend and grab his ankles for their benefit. Most actors don't realize they will be placed on a pedestal and all the riches will be offered to them if they agree to sell not only their soul but that of every and any one they influence. Many want the riches and readily agree. Johnny Depp, however, is not one of them. The ones who did, though, are obvious.

  • 0:32 The 'sexy' stare. ;) She's turned on. 

  • awwh, johnny is sweet and sexy o__O

  • click transcribe audio... lol :D

  • Hahaha hes like half Satanist ! :P Epic

  • 'Keep moving forward", per Johnny.

    "Go, go further, go further still." per Buddha.

    Saves you if you are moral, impales you if you are not moral.  Either way, it works in reality.

  • @koza7676 You don't have to live in a safe neighborhood to attack no one. Have you ever questioned why Buddhist and other eastern monks practiced non-violence (even in impoverished and bandit/tyrant ridden areas) and still developed martial arts? 'Do no harm' does not imply 'take my life and the fruits of my life'.

  • cue the corny music in 3...2....1....

  • i loved what he said to keep moving forward and dont give a shit what anybody thinks

    what other people think is none of my business

  • so i picked up the nearest jar of dirt and layed him out

  • he can throw a rock at me any day

  • 1:56 isnt she famous now, who is that?

  • @acds413 julia stiles

  • @009SoundVEVO aaahhh ty

  • @acds413 whoa i totally pulled that out of my ass. you think maybe it is her?

  • @009SoundVEVO lol now that i looked closer , i dont think so :P still recognize her from something though.

  • Was it the bit about the rock?

  • Johnny Deep is such an amazing actor and I love him

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  • @75lauranna he is fucking god of sex x.x

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  • @75lauranna w da fuck?

  • trite shite spoken with affected profundity doesn't make it worldly wisdom

  • @paulyoldmac I think you're an example of your own statement

  • @synzaar dead right and heres another pearl: "get your nose out of johnny shallow's hole and smell the flowers"-Paul MacManus 2012,"don't quote me boy i ain't sayin shit"-Eazy E

  • @paulyoldmac haha, not a fan of JD he's just another actor to me. Just thought the irony of your comment was pretty funny. You gotta admit, you sounded more pretentious than the "Deppster" himself.

  • @synzaar far be it from me to conceal a flair for language entrusted to me by a noble upbringing far superior than your average youtube using pleb

  • @paulyoldmac Possibly, and if so, kudos to the providers of such potent and conversant cognition amongst the pointless and vacuous goons that frolic within such thought provoking illustrations of mindless drivel. But does a woman with a beautiful singing voice sing during conversation? Does a man with a race car race his way to the store? Does a man of great strength flex while walking down the street? It just seemed like an unnecessary display paralleling that of the video that inspired it.

  • @paulyoldmac trite because he does what he wants?

  • @mrfrogbutt1 because he gets results,punk!

  • @paulyoldmac RESULTS OF WHAT??? You are an idiot! You come in here and get all pissed about Johnny Depp like if he ever did anything to ya! Go hang your beed elsewhere...some of love Johhny and his work so fuck you

  • @mrfrogbutt1 don't play dumb with me cheese tits

  • @paulyoldmac Cheese tits? Okay CHEESE DICK! You failed to make any points and as far as playing dumb, I'd say you're already good at being pretty DUMB yourself!

  • To be fair, if he wasnt a famous actor, he would be one of those mental people on the bus shouting "God is in my cock!!!"

    Because that is some dreadful advice. "Do what you have to do..." okay? I didnt need famous movie actor Johnny Depp telling me that!

  • @rorrt

    nor do we need rorrt telling us this. thank you. buh-bye!

  • @defiantwon33

    Well i am a famous "Shouting on bus" man in my local neighbourhood!

  • @rorrt

    haha. touche.

  • Is he smoking weed?

  • I like the advice know when to give up... keep moving forward is good advice if your already talented, which isn't common... Do what you have to do, if it isn't working out, then know when to give up, otherwise your not moving forwards your moving backwards

  • thank god he didnt say "be yourself"

  • @MRTTVD Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people

  • Pirates Carribbean 3. Not far off complete drivel there from Johnny, presented as the words of a sage.

  • @CitizenPlusPlus As I never engaged you in discourse...please do highlight where I ever even inferred that pacifism/civil disobedience were about letting the 'bullies' get away? I never even mentioned said. Curious that you have to put words in my mouth to sell your twaddle ("And no one can stop us") ooohhh...be vewy afwaid of da nebulous 'us'.

    The solution to State violence is awareness...masses tend to get controlled by pontifs and other gilded degenerates.

  • Awesome advice from one of the best actors of our time. All aspiring actors would do well, if they only interpreted this advice into their lives and followed it, even if they followed no other advice. :)

  • I love Johnny in every way... You know he's like forty and he is like... The hottest person on earth???

  • @ayaserene Just because someone turns 40 doesn't mean they turn less attractive or any different from how they were in their 30's. Our "ageist" society needs to start realizing that and stop placing such limited expectations on persons because of their age....

  • @tall32guy YOU SAID BIG WORDS! HAHAHAHA! :P

  • @ayaserene Umm okay.... lol

  • I think it's like when you go to an audition,and if somebody say's do it this way,or do it that way. Do it your way,and if somebody at said audition dose a good job,you do a better job.

    with acting I think your on your own trying to make it,and if you don't get the part,try for another one,and keep trying. I think he's saying feck everyone else,it's kill or be killed.

  • True, if someone 'bugs' you. Crack their head open with a rock. Wise words johnny, wise words.

  • Johnny Depp is a badass.

  • Always hit back. It's very self-empowering. Unless you get beaten to death. Then not so much. [snicker] Bottom line: Pick your battles; don't let them pick you. Nemo me impune lacesset. (noone wounds me with impunity)

  • 1:56 wants to bang

  • @TheArtair I laughed so hard there haha

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  • Yeh what's a bible

  • Who needs advise from Johnny Depp?! KIakiakia crazy people.

  • lol I <3 how everyone looked so mesmorized xD

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  • Damn, he feels like a product, like they own him. Wow, so they basically own him.

  • i swear he said i love you

  • Ass.

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  • And eye for an eye would be a balance. An eye, an ear, a mind...replaced by a thing mis-stated by a fallen priesthood...true vengeance.

  • @TheRushingWind LOL! The entirety of 'western' books (1 and 2) is 'out of context'. No 'new' 'truth' since the dawn of time. Only fallen priesthoods plying a trade upon the ignorance of the common man, via euphemism and allusion.

    I've read 'em...you should investigate the 'patriarchs' - the rising and setting nodes of stars in relation to the ecliptic. Scribes, maths and science, born in the service to priesthoods.

    As the buddha stated...go, go further, go further still.

  • I find myself respecting Johnny Depp more and more, not only as an actor, but in his personal views.

  • Anyone here heard of The New Testament? You know, be a good example yourself, and not Eye For An Eye.

  • @Zejex Let other people abuse you, is not practical in real life, and it won't happend on real world, when other people threats me or my family i have to defend my self, it's natural

  • @PSardHD So you are a cave man or something? If you act like one, do you think other people wont?

  • @Zejex How is believing that something you have no proof of any more advanced than someone saying they have the right to protect themselves?

  • @bobwantsyourspleen Are we not here to protect everyone? By pure assumption I thought that by family, he/she ment fuck the rest.

  • @Zejex Did you even pay attention when 'the christ' stated 'he' was not there to refute the old law, but to add to it? Balance in all things, even in selfdefense.

  • @awshucks Did you pay attention to Jesus when, according to the new testament, he specifically quoted the eye for an eye quote and overruled it with the stuff about not retaliating? Perhaps before you try to educate other people on the bible, you should read it yourself. Self defence is one thing - an eye for an eye referred to revenge, as is obvious if you read it in context.

  • @Zejex perhaps you should read it more closely. eye for an eye was overruled but there are instances of Jesus condoning self defence according to the bible

  • @TheRushingWind What is the bible?

  • Could someone write down his advice?! I can't understand him. sorry

  • How is it that he smokes and hasn't aged one bit since 1992?

  • @AgApE010 smoking kind of embalms the flesh lol

  • A rock to the head can make the bully stop, it can also kill him making you a murderer at a young age. XD

    I'm guessing he doesn't mean it literally...just don't be afraid to defend yourself XD

  • The guy sleeping behind at the start is not interested in Depp or maybe he has narcadeppsy.

  • @MrPongleton haha

  • He is one of the greatest person of all time and the best actor...

  • The rock doesn't cure everything, nor is he stating that it does.

    He is stating that when someone attacks you, you are within your rite to defend yourself.

    Attack no one and allow no one to attack you.

  • @awshucks I totally agree. I was in a tank yesterday and Dick Cheney was in my way and wanted me to get off his lawn. So, I drove over his foot. When someone attacks you, you have to defend yourself. That's why America is always defending herself all over the world. True, we attack them first and kill their women and kids but hey that's good planning and we're always right as we're Americans. God is American and Satan is someone with a free mind who disagrees with us.