G-Male

[jaishu123]

We listen to EVERYTHING YOU SAY! LOLOLOLOL <3

[PerfecT0NoiseS]

Aww, I want a G-Male. =)

[jkltech]

I think it's funny how this video is hosted on a google service.

[Comediva]

@jkltech Oh, the irony!

[anawinte1]

Hhhjj

[KingKushy56]

Why does this not have more views?

[cyikusmuradin]

lmao

[MrPsygo]

That's was not creepy. Did you people not read the EULA that came with your G-account?

[bddblade]

Lol nice.

[bigvirgotube]

Thanks..that was..um...(quickly deletes Gmail/YouTube accounts)

[PonyMaLiddle]

Creeeeeepy!!!

[Emilyschwartzpink]

What the heck:(

[Skunkoon98241]

The Google lady reminds me of GLaDOS. o__o

[spidvid]

Amazing, all of it!

[Comediva]

@spidvid Why, thank you! :-)

[musicislife25539]

0_____0

[pinkmazing24]

That's a little scary I didn't think tht my gmail was stalking me!!!!!!!

[Comediva]

@pinkmazing24 ::looks over shoulder::

[JaneMaroni]

so sweet together jejjejjjeje

[cyrylgalloniga]

Nice ......i like one comment there ..ahahahahha about how to make a kids.....even i am a single i always hear about that....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kninedawg]

hahaha! is that Brandon from Squatters, the web series?

oh, Smeez, you're best friend is gmail!!! LOL!

[xXxLUISOxXx]

aqui esta!

[christianalovesmark]

I'm waiting for my invite.

[Horrorpopic]

I'm scared D:

[tansu87]

1080p , Sweet Jesus!!



[ChenAzulay]

1:25 he touches her boobs lol

[jcgo16]

@ChenAzulay hahaha i see that

[Shadechidna]

I'd kill my gmale XD

[aquariex24]

@LancePoint9 Yea. Google can.

[aquariex24]

Does the "G" stand for gay?

[TheBlueArmadillo]

D...don't be evil...? Google?

[davidalcorte]

We do what we must , because we can

[cHIEN87]

1+

[crid37]

He reminds me of my sisters boyfriend. O.O

[Comediva]

@crid37 Yikes.

[Amc0203]

that's all well and good... but how is he in bed?

[iPodfRk1]

"we're really good listeners" i am officially scared

[girlonlaptop]

really good listeners = really good at invading your privacy.

[MrNunomania]

thats why we are not perfects

[TogeiroSthefany]

Haha muito bom!!!

[gillettecrackers]

Is it wrong to masturbate over this?

[rhorridle]

@gillettecrackers only when it's saturday :)

[HeardTheSound]

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

[razorozx]

1080p

Sweet Jesus.

[YetHaterLover]

girl at the beginning looks so much like Marion Cotillard

[zhokar]

ya, google spies on you, and social networking is actually really, really stupid. i don't like google either. or generic rants.

[hark2e]

March 14th? Am I the only one who caught that?

[paperprofit1]

@hark2e what do you mean?

[hark2e]

@paperprofit1 March 14th is Pi day because pi=3.14.

[1SpyCrab]

Seems nice... but still... Will it blend ?

[GamingSavedMySanity]

0:47 if he was in his right mind he'd hide those so she never found them. along with the rest of them.

[IamBakaSan]

he probably knows Kevjumba is a Heterosexual Bear Wrestler based off of most searched

[AIL87]

She looks like the girl from Superbad! The one who got period blood on Jonah Hill's Leg lol

[paperprofit1]

hehehehe, excellent question!

[jaetot328]

Daddy, how was I born? 'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Male"

[Comediva]

@jaetot328 Brilliant!

[DRAMATRIX]

Faggot

[guzsaj]

creepy

[guzsaj]

creepy

[Kalataivanov]

Yeah...what about facebook....

[Giziegler]

Google guy is kinda gay, right?!

[SlyCooperRuler]

Moral of the story -

Don't use google products!!!!!!

[paperprofit1]

@SlyCooperRuler Easier said than done. As we speak, you are using one.

[SlyCooperRuler]

@paperprofit1 Oh haha - why are you here?

[IshaPishaa]

holy crap...O.O

[melimmm23]

jajajjaja

[eh513]

AQUI ESTA!

[eHealthInfso]

Effrayant ! ;-(

[imashish86]

Awesome :)

[Loumieri]

Para, muito bom isso XD UAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUHAUHA

[CanDoMarketing]

Spot on! Google is getting kinda creepy like that :O

[rhavok7]

jajaja . "AQUÍ ESTA" with EPIC FACE ....

[dscrossdc]

Googled delved deep into your personal life, but how personal is your life if you choose to place such information on the internet. Its no longer personal, and therefore free game to Google's services.

[diogeneslaertius666]

u bridged the uncanny valley

with creepiness



[bakedspade]

Where the hell do I know that guy from?

[navylostboy]

@bakedspade a little show called squat cast on the toad hop network

[navylostboy]

@bakedspade also from squatters

[bakedspade]

@navylostboy thanks for trying but that ain't it. Thanks to you though I got his name and checked wiki and IMDb but I haven't seen any of the shows or movies that they said he'd been in on other sites, but I know I have seen him in something. I think it was some cheap old horror film, probably not listed on either sites cause it wasn't very good and it was one of his first roles.

[ju2568]

This could give a movie.

[pantelin2]

Hey guys! Help cure my incurable boredom by checking out some of my rants and sketches found on my channel :D x

[vrtoro3]

i'm not sure i understand where everyone's getting the "gay" thing from...i mean, if you're suggesting that gay men are attentive, endearing, and thoughtful, then really you're just kind of insulting straight guys. poor straight guys.

[SensationsSsSsS]

lolol

[celebrityUradio]

LOL .. love the keyword references!

[DoYaWannaLaugh]

Based on the thumbnail I though it was G(string)-male

[s2Capacidade2s]

GFemale was much easier to build. Just needed the functions: sex all the time, grab a beer, do the housework chores and like sports.

[xXANNIAL8ORXx]

the guy made a new level of stalking

[binibibo]

creepy :D but i love it :D

[falconfira]

That face @ 2:35 is great!!!

[the1stplaceloser]

that went on for 2 and a half minutes longer than it should have...

[knnccbbbq]

if you notice at 1:26 that guy is grabbing her boobs, give this a thumbs up

[iamafractal]

Not evil at ALL!

[bungie17]

The grown child's version of the I.A. movie

[Chalmsloff]

Thats fucking terrifying...

He's so terrifyingly happy...

[usernamebounce]

g-male is cuteeeee

[cenoboy69]

is that the guy that played the boy faerie in The Legend of Neil?

[arztdeinesvetrauens]

at first I thought this was a commercial for male g-strings.

[strecool7]

/watch?v=aO3noRrkTNM

Kommt schon Leute! Schaut es euch mal an! Das Video ist wirklich lustig :)

[paperprofit1]

@MartinVilaplana How do you know this, Martin?

[ASArandundband]

hahaha;)))) more....Big Kissys From Iceland

[cobhcdr]

Buzz Lightyear over here lol

[navigate001]

G-mail? G-spot ...

[pismodude2]

Anyone else get the sudden urge to G-Maul G-Male during this video?

[flxcvz]

LOL, awesome.

[scientifico]

white people

[richieguanta100]

AQUÍ ESTÁ!

[LudwigNyman]

This would be funny, if it wouldn't have that painful core of truth.

[o0OreidanO0o]

@LudwigNyman It's funny BECAUSE it has that hilarious core of truth... that g users don't get (btw f and t and whatnot aren't any better)

[MrPVP21]

@LudwigNyman actually, that's what makes it all the more funny

[firari1cars]

I want a Fe-male

[pismodude2]

@firari1cars Technically asking for a Fe-male translates to Iron Man. Never mind, it's still an awesome idea.

[JLUFantasy]

1:07 HAND ON BOOBS LUCKY

[93tnek]

I have a G-male. XDDD But he's defective. Right city, wrong address. XP

[rcflight13]

I want a G-Male );

[iJacoooooob]

Thats the women out of paranormal activity, hes possessed!

[tn071280]

Is Microsoft involved? This video looks like the gmail man parody.

[pedraum20]

that's just fucking dumb!! fuck off gmale you're probably wearing a g-string



[Taramtam]

for whom are the blue balloons?

[MasterTrollAlot]

@Taramtam for your mom

[giselesenasilva]

Esse G-male é um G-mala!

[raiznery]

* by invitation only

[THEchakkid]

It should exist Google Affair Search...

[goblinob]

this shits freaky

[mikmarilynmusika]

@goblinob IT IS! OMG!

[KK2K3]

but can it find the g-spot?

[peterhejlejensen]

@KK2K3

Streetview, baby

[wyleehokie]

@KK2K3

Highly doubtful



[Schnappichik]

@KK2K3 HAHAHA! Love your comment

[paperprofit1]

Atenção Brazil e Portugal!!!

G-Male agora com legendas em português. Clique no botão "CC" no canto inferior direito do vídeo e selecione português brasileiro.

[Beudog120]

@KK2K3 Well if its g-ps included :P

[Shicks0]

The nation!

[Gamified]

"I think it's a right turn-"

"No it's left."

"... Are you sure because the map says-"

"Haha please. What's this from? 2010?"

*throws map out window*

XD

[wiccamoon13]

PS Youtube is owned by Google, so I'm glad they think Google's so horrible they'd have them carry their videos!

[dscrossdc]

@wiccamoon13 the videos placed on youtube do not reflect the views of the actually company, it reflects those of the individuals who actually took the time to post it using youtube as a medium

[wiccamoon13]

a) this critique would be better suited to companies that don't allow you to opt out like google does (starts eating fruit..)

b) this isn't really that funny.

c) you absolutely sound like a 'nazis-use-ufos-run-by-reptili­ans-to-run-google'-type crazy.

[ollycity]

@wiccamoon13 "starts eating fruit"? lmfao who does that

[paperprofit1]

@wiccamoon13 Lighten up, what are you a Google employee? Satire is allowed in a democratic country! Google should benefit from the sentiment of their audience.

[thehumancritic1]

Not bad, still who was really involved in this?

[paperprofit1]

@thehumancritic1 Sometimes humor is simply HUMOR.

[RaNdOmSoNgLiStEnEr]

hahahh this is hilarious!

[GAMA3000]

are they all blonde?

[dIsAstErTR]

GOOGLE, Y U NO LEAVE US?

[Numi50]

How is this more creepy than google already is?

[sivi1234]

MY BIRTHDAY IS THE MARCH 14 !!!!!!!!! Holy shit this is so awesome !

thumbs up if you share a birthday with me ! :D

[orlin258]

The background music in the beginning was and later was from the simpsons' candy land home daydream lol, epic win from 0:40 and because the thumbnail i thought it was women's g strings for man LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!, Hate to ask for thumbs up, but come on i wan't other people to see the WIN-WINNING

[orlin258]

The background music in the beginning was and later was from the simpsons' candy land home daydream lol, epic win from 0:40 and because the thumbnail i thought it was women's g strings for man LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[btbarnes]

funny, and yet very disturbing...well done!

[kugikun]

Very fun, LOL

[secoo140]

G-male = being gay and slave

[keiron]

where is that hand g-male? 1:23 lol

[DJPatriXX]

G-Female ! If u are good listeners pls give me G-Female! :)

[manwe141]

Amanda Troop looks like marion cotillard ...

[TechKidTarek]

Google Is SkyNet!!!!!!!!!!

[dpeeps85]

2:11

[MatthewAllanE]

This is exactly how I feel about Google sometimes...

[dukunberanak]

G Male means Gay Male

[rocketmunkey1]

Brilliant ! how about a follow up where G male stalks and pops off a rival or makes the garden fence higher so she can't talk to the neighbours ;)

[TobyHorak]

I'm with the others, waiting for G-Female.

[cbrown1221]

lol aqui esta!! :D

[APPOCALYYPS3]

Fuck male, i want G-Female

[pachinko1972]

@APPOCALYYPS3 LOL and for weird people G-SHEMALE

[twospirits411]

lol First G-Male, then Hot-male then She-Male lol

[tpexr]

LOL and how many people here hating on google have facebook accounts?