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  • Being on the guard is the gayest as one has to open their legs like a chick does when doing it missionary position, and the North/South positin is another way of saying 69. Wrestling is so gay. Real men keep the fight standind like human beings, not worms crawling on the floor going at it.

  • looks like wrestling, boxing is the gayest tho....

  • Nor is *NOT* NOT GAY!

  • imma boxer & i love boxing

    but i wanna say something about mma

    mma use of both striking and grappling techniques

    striking = including boxing, karate,muay thai, taekwondo and wing chun

    grappling = amateur wrestling, submission wrestling, judo, sumo, and Brazilian jiu-jitsu

    thats why i really respect this beauty art have everything

    plz dont get me wrong i really love boxing punching is

    my favorite fighting style :)

  • Lmao ! " Give it to me Duke" lmao

  • hahahahahahaha nice XD

  • lolololololol,................­...

  • Dude needs to close his guard at 1:14....

  • So homo

  • If you see 2 dudes dry humping eachother half naked and not see that as gay then you're most definitely gay

  • @dev1on I guees you don't like to see fights. Now a days, every fighter is either with no clothes. I swear if your one of those WWE fans, wwe is gay as well. All you see is the wrestlers penis during the whole fight. I perfer watching a real fight, like mma.

  • @roquefort88888 Yeah, because smashing someone's face in & FIGHTING is sooo gay. Hurp Durp... why are you bringing up homosexuality out of the blue? Psychology 101 tells us that you have some unresolved feelings deep down. Time to let those feelings out & tell everybody that you enjoy the company of other men.

    Bye bye!

  • @PhukAdvertisements Grappling is not 'fighting', it's a sport and next to useless in real life. Try using the majority of BJJ in real life and be ready for a knife in the back or fist to the face - MMA/Brazilian Jiu Jitsu/Wrestling has no real life applications in a street/bar setting. Stop trying to make these people pout as tough, hardcore badasses, they are not, they are just athletes.

  • @Warlockerylulz Look up "BJJ on the street" & you should get some videos that prove you wrong. BJJ is not ineffective on the street. Even if you're facing multiple attackers, it's not completely useless. There's tons of videos & not to mention personal experiences that prove your ignorant theory completely wrong. The same goes for wrestling. And if they were "just athletes" then every single HS football playing jock would be an MMA star. Those MMA "athletes" are the best FIGHTERS in the world.

  • @PhukAdvertisements 'Videos' can be staged and personal experiences are just stories that are glorified - BJJ is useless in a real life setting. That's not me insulting BJJ, that's the truth, not meant to be derogatory, but MMA and BJJ is a sport for entertainment and competition with rules and safety, not self defence. My ignorant 'theory' is not ignorant, it's the cold hard truth which bitchy BJJ practitioners can't accept simply due to pride.

  • @Warlockerylulz So you're telling me that you're *OPINION* is that the men who've used BJJ in the street are simply liars? Yeah... okay, whatever you say genius. You're clearly a genius when it comes to fighting, so who am I to question you. *sarcasm hint*

    BJJ, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Boxing, Judo, etc etc... no style of fighting, striking OR grappling, is useless on the street. THAT is the truth - & only a dumbass would argue with the TRUTH.

  • @PhukAdvertisements Why on earth would you go to the ground in a fight? A no rules no bars fight? Do you actually realise how stupid that logic is? I hope you do - because that's BJJ - Going to the ground to fight. If you're in a fight against anyone any way decent, they ain't gonna let you take em to the ground, they'll kick, jump, whatever it takes - Completely making BJJ void.

    Do not go twisting my words, I have said BJJ and wrestling are useless, not the others you listed...

  • @Warlockerylulz If a trained fighter wants it to hit the ground, it will. I guess you've never seen a street fight & you've clearly never trained in anything. Here's a fact: my buddy got into a BAR fight, got stabbed 4 times, took the guy down, got his back & choked him out. BJJ saved his life - in the street. The only thing you keep saying is "I THINK you're wrong & you're lying... that's what I THINK!" Yea - that's what you THINK. But I'm speaking the truth, you're speaking ignorant nonsense.

  • @PhukAdvertisements Oh great, here come the stories you have no proof of and can make up on the spot - Bitch please, at least try and prove your point instead of glorifying your own horse shit.

  • @Warlockerylulz I said your only reply will be "You're a liar." Look at that - I was right. I'm telling you the facts, you're making ignorant assumptions. BJJ is not useless on the street - that's a fact, whether your dumbass wants to admit it or not. You have no proof - I do... it's called personal experience & there's tons of BJJ practicioners out there who will tell you the exact same thing. You're just a dumbass... end of story.

  • @PhukAdvertisements *Sigh* Of course I'm going to call you out as a liar - Because that's all you're doing: Lying. Some bullshit story you try to tell me over youtube comments is not proof, it's totally down to how fucking gullible you think I am. How the fuck is rolling around on the ground any good in a real life situation where the other person is allowed claw, bite and stab? No good, that's what. Give me actual proof you stupid prick, because so far there is none besides you bullshitting.

  • @Warlockerylulz I am giving you proof. You're just talking abunch of nonsense. Even HS wrestlers have highly effective tools on the street - I've seen wrestlers take big dudes down, mount them & beat the fuck out of them until they give up. At the end they're all bloody & fucked up - because of WRESTLING. And I've seen Jiu Jitsu used multiple times in the street as well. All you can say is "you're lying." You have no clue what you're talking about. Leave, save yourself any further embarrassment.

  • @PhukAdvertisements /Sigh, you know what, I am going to leave as arguing with a moron actually does not make any sense. Your idea of proof will get you laughed at if that's honestly what you think 'proof' is - Bullshit stories with no actual evidence to back it up. If i claim I have wings and can fly, does that make it 'evidence' or 'proof'? No, it doesn't. That's the logic you have been using this entire argument. Idiot.

  • @Warlockerylulz You're saying that wrestling & jiu jitsu is ineffective on the street, when it's been proven time & time again that grappling is effective on the street. You're only embarrassing yourself when you say grappling is useless on the street - the MAJORITY of people would disagree with your dumb ass. I told you 2 things that I have personally seen - & your only defence is "Liar!" Are you 12 years old or are you just a dumbass? Just leave & stop embarrassing yourself.

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  • @PhukAdvertisements Every time I've seen some twerp who trains "Jits" a few times a week try and tries it in a fight, he ends up getting smashed on the concrete, kicked in the head, or stomped.

  • @Zer0nite I've seen it work plenty of times - & I've also seen it not work. It works one on one - it doesn't work when it's one against two or three. It is what it is.

  • @PhukAdvertisements Only it doesn't always work one on one either. You're still open to strikes, stomps and kicks that grapplers don't train for.

  • @Zer0nite I've seen it work plenty of times. I've also seen it not work.

    What's your argument? That it NEVER works? That BJJ is completely useless? Because that's just foolish & flat out ignorant.

  • @PhukAdvertisements It's not as effective as the people taking it think it is.

  • @Zer0nite But it is effective... whether you like it or not.

  • @PhukAdvertisements And yes, you assuming prick, I have and still do practice in several martial arts and actually DO MMA instead of masturbate to videos of it unlike yourself, stop assuming shit and actually try to argue or just fuck off coz so far you've been disgraceful at it and an embarrassment to any 'fighters' you've tried to defend.

  • @PhukAdvertisements Your tendency to insult also shows you are clearly threatened by this argument - our points thus far have been crap, just you repeating 'it IS good, shush! Go away LALALALALLALALAA'

    Try harder bro.

  • LMFAO!!!! ahahahaa..."whats goin on?"

  • MMA is the #1 PPV buy in San Francisco.... Figure it out...

  • Every dummy thinks they can be an MMA fighter because it requires much less athletic ability than Boxing.

  • You can't defend it! Two sweaty dudes exchanging sweat skin n skin that is GAY!

  • lmao, I love all the macho internet tough guys who are trying to defend MMA. Maybe you now see what it's like when you MMA guys call wrestling fake. I have a great deal of respect for MMA fighters and I don't think it's gay at all. Stop trying to defend it because you give in to their bullcrap and they win.

  • @ThatIndianGuy7116 The wrestlers from WWE are really not fake. They are real wrestlers, but the WWE makes them look fake. They should put their wrestling moves and skills to a real match. But i have respect for both MMA fighters and wrestling fighters

  • mma is not gay, hey hey :)

  • had to turn down my sound, dont want ppl thinking another thing, lol

  • Pussy ass fags are jealous of alpha male FIGHTERS...

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • uhoh stevenlikescock didn't like you insinuating that he's a raging homosexual your trouble now hes gonna come beat you up lol

  • 0:55 0:55 0:55 0:55 THE TRUTH!

  • hahahahahah, MMA = Man On Man Action! It's the #1 PVP buy in SanFrancisco btw!

  • FUCK YOU CUNT EVERY MMA FIGHTER WOULD SMASH YOU

  • Really not that funny.

  • xD

  • hahahahaha this is funny

  • if ur str8 u dont need to prove it by liking the typical "straight" men things. cars, sports, mma, blondes with not tits. Also those I <3 Boobies wristbands are so gay literally. Its like wearing a t-shirt that says "Hey look at me. I like girls." Again you dont need to show or prove anything if its really true. o_0

  • roflmao!!!!

  • @satinISsexy Straight men don't have gay feelings inside, if you are suppressing your feelings that means you are gay or a closet case.

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  • If it gives me a boner its gay and this totally did.

  • This is so freaking funny!!! And it's not because I do hate MMA and UFC, but it's just freaking funny.

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  • I agree that the people who call it gay are the ones with gay thoughts. I am a woman in the sport, and I love to fight. There is no google eyes about it. All the guys I know in it seem to really adore their girlfriends and wife's. It takes discipline to train like this. These guys are in fantastic shape. Call that gay out of jealousy is what I think. Yea, I might seem twisted to some because I enjoy fighting, which yes, involves close contact with sweaty men, but you know, no one is ever, ever

  • brilliant !!!!!! ha ha ha ! ufc .. ultimate facial cum

  • LOL this is was pretty funny. Ive been an avid MMA fan since the Pride days and yes even to this day it does have its awkward moments, especially within the guard position. Ive learned that those who arent educated within the arts of grappling are usually the ones to be turned off by the sport.

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  • 13 people like MMA

  • @TheBestBoxingGame I thumbs up this & I am an MMA fan... I thought her reaction was pretty funny. M - M - Ayyeee...

  • BOXING IS THE BEST!!!!!

  • All these closet homosexual are mad..

  • gays think about male on male sex

    when I'm grappling, I'm thinking about snapping some limbs or choking the life out of someone. If you have gay thoughts about mma, then do some soul searching, you probably are faggot

  • @cpaignforeva2010

    Guys who are into all that macho stuff generally like to hang out with guys for a reason.

    Get some more life experience...and a grammar book...jeez.

  • cozz i dun no maybe half the world is gay???

  • you've done it all wrong, where's the panties?

  • haha, the rear naked choke , lmao

  • LOL at her reaction at 40 seconds... "M M Ayyyyye..." I love MMA but that was pretty funny.

  • Why is it all the macho things are turning out to be gay?

    bikers, fighters, soldiers, body builders, etc.

  • @TheGoalSetter Because most people can't do then thus must justify their own shortcoming by saying those things are gay.

  • @TheGoalSetter soldiers?  what the fuck are you talking about? how are soldiers or body building gay?

  • @TheGoalSetter its ONLY MMA that looks GAYYYY

  • @TheGoalSetter Its only gay if you're watching it, and getting aroused by whatever fantasies that may be going on in your head; because you don't understand the sport- and art of it. When you're training or fighting, sex is no where near on the mind. You definitely don't get into the sport, bodybuilding, wrestling, or MMA "to be macho". and if you don't have the mindset for it; (some don't and find out quickly), you just do not make it.

  • @TheGoalSetter because being gay has NOTHING to do with the way you act or femininity it is simply a sexual preference. men don't care what they fuck.. as long as they get off . from my past experiences thats what i learned about men

  • @TheGoalSetter Because those are the dudes with the most testosterone, and excess testosterone makes you horny for some crazy shit.

  • I took some thai boxing classes once. The jiu jitsu guys in the next room looked gay as heck. Worse, they acted uber macho (as if hiding something). Their "girlfriends" were trophy girls that they showed off publically, and then ignored...she was a possession, not a relationship...a gay thing to do.

    Of course not all of them were gay, but gays are attracted to sports...especially contact sports...and there's nothing more contact than this.

  • I sick of my opponent all the time, he sticks too close to me so it's really hard to masturbate.

  • People who call this gay. Don't know the sport at all.

  • @SikkuSamra if you dont call this gay you dont know the sport at all

  • if i got a mma coach i never let him naked in my room

  • when u have 2 gays do it its gay

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  • @cpaignforeva2010 that's youre opinion bro. i don't see how controlling a man and beating him up is gay. you may see it as humping. mma ain't gay. many of the people who call mma gay are the ones who are gay... think about it.... they have gay thoughts in their head while watching two men fight.. if you don't like it. don't watch it.

  • I would do that shit only with my girl. mma is a bunch of fags.

  • "MMA" = Man on Man Action

    (Now you know)

  • @cpaignforeva2010 you think mma is gay :P?

  • HAHAHAHA!!!

  • The only people who find MMA gay, are the guys who get aroused while watching it lol

  • what the hell is this

  • to the people who say that mma is gay.... the ones who call mma gay are the ones who are gay. think about it. you are the ones who have homosexual thoughts running through your mind. that makes you more gay than them doesn't it ? how is trying to beat the living shit out of another man gay ? the ones who are gay are the ones who dont have the balls to fight. again... you are the ones having gay thoughts running through your mind.

  • @MMAstokke Completely agree with you.

  • @MMAstokke whatever fag you just like getting sweaty and having contact with other half naked men. fag.

  • @ffhk1 i ain't having gay thoughts bro. that doesn't make me a fag. a fag is a guy who hides behind his computer. are you a fighter ? no i doubt it. that makes you more of a fag than me. because you are a pussy who doesn't even do fighting. i don't have gay thoughts. that makes me not gay.

  • @MMAstokke Nah I'm not a "fighter" and I don't do fighting because I have a job and a girlfriend and a life. What a loser.

  • @ffhk1 just because i want to accomplish something that you don't really like i am a looser ? you sir must have a drinking problem.

  • you forgot two sweaty half naked men doing this stuff isnt gay according to MMA

  • Hey that's exactly what my friend John Lee does.

  • you 2 are for sure gay...not mma

  • hahaha

  • Shes just intimidated

    

  • ultimate fag championship

  • not really that funny that just proves how ignorant you are. 

  • ok.. so are you just sure that this isnt just an excuse so these guys can come out of the closet... coming from a fighter, mma ISNT gay! i would like to see these pansy ass bitches say that to the face of a fucking fighter.. they are bitches and make this video gay.. not mma

  • Then there's football, where large groups of men pile on top of each other, and slap each other on the ass.... even more not gay. 

  • sorry but this video is a fail.

    still not as gay as MMA.

  • mma isn't gay, but these two sword swallowers obviously made this video because their having a hard time coming out to their family's

  • The best MMA fighter would WHOOP the best boxer's ass sooooooo bad.

  • @jesperchristensson totaly agree boxings to violent i would much rather go man to man on the ground with them! Are you a practitionare you want to practice with me? *wink*

  • @johnnyrelie call it gay whatever, but we both know mma is much better in a street fight.

  • @jesperchristensson MMA is a sport as much as boxing is. Both are not paricularly designed for self defence. And MMA is a little bit gay.

  • @jesperchristensson

    yeah, unless the boxer rocks him before the other tries to take him down and hump him

  • this is awesome!

  • 75 people are ignorants, 7 people actually do know what MMA really is. That is BJJ u fucken noobs

  • @WesitoxD Ooooo... you like ground pounding too you can ground pound me any day sweety... *wink*

  • @johnnyrelie ok give me your number.. call me at 407 405 9456

  • @WesitoxD Go to the gay bar in San Francisco, 440 Castro. Were always practicing our holds. I have brownish hair and green eyes ask for Johnny. I'm so exited. MMA4life!!!

  • "GIVE IT TO ME DUKE!!!" Bwahahahaaa!

  • let the 2 guys enjoi...ill fuck the lady

    

  • This isn't MMA, this is BJJ where is the stand up fighting? Many MMA fighters have boxing and Muay Thai as their primary fighting style and avoid going to the ground. Either way I trained BJJ and it seems very effective for sport-fighting, it was proven by the Gracie's on a bunch of martial artists who accepted their challenge.

  • @Style386

    This isnt BJJ either.

    This video mightve actually been funny if these guys even had the slightest clue as to what they are doing.

    I practice BJJ and absolutely love it, but when I see these guys, they arent doing ANYTHING to do with fighting, I cant see no BJJ techniques at all...just a bunch of....hugging gay shit.

    So it looks gay to me too.

    If these guys were actually doing BJJ and somehow made it look gay, THEN it would be funny.

    But these guys are just gay so its not.

  • According to MMA legend Billy Robinson, MMA originated out of the gay club underground fight scene in Blackpool, England in the '70's.

  • @Hellcasters LOL!!!

  • that girl looks like cassie from skins

  • After Badr made a comment about MMA he got knocked by Overeem.

  • Anyone who says MMA is gay, can get taken down and submitted till they throw up!

  • @mfiamski Your missing the point. The take downs , rolling around and the fact that OVER 80% of MMA fights are ended by tap outs is what makes the sport so mundanely boring for those who appreciate a STAND UP FIGHT. I was tempted to make the transition from Boxing to MMA, however i really couldnt stand the groundwork. If your gonna fight be a man and go toe to toe. Also for real life defence groundwork has no applications since in a street fight the GROUND is the WORST place to be.

  • @LCStreetPhotographer

    "If youre going to fight, be a man and go toe to toe"

    LMFAO!!!

    Not ALL men are dumb.

    REAL men actually win fights.

    And you aint winning shit without knowing how to fight on the ground.

    All your boxing and kickboxing training will be rendered useless when youre forced to fight on the ground. You will be made to look like a weedy little girl because you were lazy and decided not to have any ground fighting training.

  • @SkemeKOS Man.... you sound soooooo gay saying that.

    You just like getting men to the ground don't you.... you sick little thing you.

  • @SkemeKOS If you like fighting on the ground so much shut your mouth and... GIVE IT TO ME DUKE, COME ON, GIVE IT TO ME! *wink*

  • @johnnyrelie

    LOL What?

  • @mfiamski In the end i chose to step from boxing , of which i have 22 ears experience, training and competing..as a civilian and for the Royal Marine Commando's, where i've been serving for 13 years now..and transitioned into Muay Thai Boxing instead. Give me a stand up fight any day.

  • @LCStreetPhotographer so the "royal marine commandos" didn't teach you any ground work at all huh? but why would they....after all you have "22 ears experience" as a boxer and are now fighting Muay Thai.....which is probably why you're wasting your time on youtube lulz shut up fag

  • @zomerzault when in war would you be rolling around on the floor and drop your gun?

  • @LCStreetPhotographer

    "Give me a stand up fight any day"

    Nah thanks. Why would I fight you where youre comfortable?

    You said you couldnt stand the groundwork?

    Well thats exactly where I would force you to fight, and I would win because of it.

    You guys need to realise the importance of ground fighting because your one dimensional mindset is limiting you as a fighter.

  • @SkemeKOS This even sounds more homo.

  • @jorgekluney

    I dont understand.

  • hahahahahaa super hilarious!!!!

  • MMA used to be good but with the rules changing the way they did it really took alot away from the sport. I remember when i saw this little dude fighting a sumo wrestler.

  • GAY ASS FUCK LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mannyGOATpacman Only a repressed homosexual would take something that has nothing to do with sexuality and process it in their heads as being gay. 

  • LOL...MMGAY!

  • the only thing that would make me watch mma is that if the fighters were girls

    

  • @jdmpvr7

    rofl they actually Do have women's mma

  • @jdmpvr7 Guess, what, they do have female mma!

  • hahaha the ending was fuckin funny and gay hahaha but i love mma but this shit is still funny hahaha XD

  • Ok im like a SUPER HUGE mma fan, but with that being said.........this video was fuckin hilarious haha

  • haha even if your a fan of mma you got to admit this is funny

  • Even though I'm a fan of MMA, I found this pretty funny.

  • HAHAHAHAHA... MMA is gay

  • one word.......HILARIOUS!

  • haha at all you stupid fucks who think mma is gay, i will put you in a rea naked choke and then see if you think its gay

  • @1crommy

    Uh? According to The History of MMA biography book, a rear naked choke hold was originally a gay sex position No lie.

  • @Hellcasters

    A rear naked choke got its name because the choke is performed from behind the opponent, without using his own collar to choke him.

    I think youve been reading the wrong books again, my friend.

  • I am experienced ground fighter, and I found this quite hilarious. lol no one really fights like that on the ground... If they did I would start to wonder their true intentions. The positioning here was kinda over exaggerated. That "69 position" isn't really how it is done. unless you want to get thrown off. The belly lays on their head. So most of your weight remains on their upper body. This video was pretty funny though haha.

  • @BlackShinobiShozoku mma is for homos and homo wanna bes. Are you a homo, son.

  • @Elbottoo Most people who say that haven't even been on the mats or in the ring/cage.

    Not too mention they reek of ignorance.

  • @BlackShinobiShozoku I asked you a question. Dont try to dodge the obvious by saying how BJJ can break arms and legs. So a homo can break someones arm, so what. That doesnt make him a non homo.

    Mma is gay, sonnieboy. Get your facts straight. So iz you homo or iz you trippin.

  • @Elbottoo

    Elbotto, why bother answering a question which is obvious to anyone who has a brain?

    Do you know what homosexual means?

    Homosexual means a sexual attraction to the same sex. I have a G/F. There is nothing homosexual about MMA unless your OWN mind makes it that way. Which in that case you might be a closet homosexual.(Most homophobes are). If they really were in MMA to be homosexual. Their objective wouldn't be to KO or Submit their opponent. Grow the fuck up.

  • @BlackShinobiShozoku A lot of homos live in denial, son. They are homos but they pretend to not be because of the social stigma attached to it. They pretend to be straight even though deep down in their hearts they are not happy and they cant pinpoint it out 100% why they are unhappy and why they feel happier when they hang out with men. They are just as homo as the people you see in mma who are comfortable in different positions with half naked sweaty men. Son, are you homo.

  • @Elbottoo

    Well I'm glad you know why you're a closet homosexual.

    :)

    Groundfighting doesn't not meet definition of homosexuality.

    But having secret fantasies of men in different positions(with exaggerated homosexual acts)

    Can definitely qualify as being a closet homosexual.

    I'm just going by definitions here.

    And by definition... you definitely meet the requirements for being gay.

  • @BlackShinobiShozoku Youre deadwrong. Bjj and mma are gay as this video has proven already. The question is, are you homo, son.

  • @Elbottoo The only thing this video has proven. Is that people like yourself are gullible enough to actually take this to heart as "actual" techniques. It was obviously meant to be a comedy routine. All the positioning is done wrong... along with a guy grunting and saying "yeah"

    I mean seriously dude. Grow the fuck up, become an adult already.

  • @BlackShinobiShozoku lol you spend 6 hours a day exploring all kinds of sexual positions with a half naked sweaty guy who is doing the same thing to you...but youre not gay...sure you arent.

    Calling you homo, is taking it easy on you.