Penn, Penn, Penn. The man is absolutely right. You should start up your own brand of greeting cards and sell them over the web. There could be real money here, have you no greed? And how cool would it be to be able to send out atheist greeting cards?
Jews, Muslims, +other (of God's) people, Churches, Groups, Media, movies, judges, "law"yers, police, elected officials (it is best to elect them by the color of their Heart rather than the color of their skin!), Teach etc.
I.E. [X]God's Creation/[ ]Man's Evolution(Theistic/Deistic)/[ ] Satan's EVILution!
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First, recognize and believe that you are a sinner in Gods eyes. Believe in heart God raised Jesus christ from the dead, confess him as Lord, tell him your sorry for your sins, ask him to make you his child and wash you in his blood. Read and obey the Gospel, it has the power to help save your soul
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I always thought Penn was alright, (An okay guy) Until I stumbled across his pearls of wisdom here.. It would be nice if all celebrities spewed their beliefs/disbeliefs around with all manner of beguiled ambiguities. We as a consumer public would be better aware of to whom we are supporting with our entertainment dollars. perhaps then, someone with such unbound ignorance would never impress anyone with their parlor tricks.. hmm
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I stumbled upon this link, it was mixed up in the craft section of all places. The Bible, which is God's word says "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." Psalms 14:1, the Bible also says this about what will happen to them upon their death: "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
Considering Penn a "conservative" is laughable. Interesting that he identifies himself as an objectivist, which is Ayn Rand's philosophy. I once had a 45-minute conversation with Penn and we talked a lot about Atlas Shrugged before getting down to the interview topic. As for Afghanistan, Penn has his head in the sand on that one. However, if you were to ask Penn: Should we end terrorist training camps by force if they happen to be in Afghanistan? I suspect he would say yes.
Hey, as an atheist that celebrates holidays w/gifts I could use a line of cards. Don't forget "Sorry you are sick, guess believing in god didn't work this time, better luck next time and Get Well Soon because only I seem to care about you right now sunshine".
Reminds me of the santa flipping you off photocopied card that says, things are tough, times are hard - here's your f-in xmas card. Dig tho, Santa was REAL at one point so I may have sent that one out *cough.
i've been tempted to put "there is no god" on work emails just to piss off those who put "have a blessed day" at the end of theirs... but thanks to a double standard i would be the one to get in trouble.
Priest to congregation: First God made heaven & earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. There is no god.
"I don't really understand the fear some people have of being affiliated or associate with religion at all."
1st of all, It is NOT fear of being associated with religion. It is just not wanting to appear ignorant. Sane, rational people don't believe in gods, ghosts, demons, "satan" and other such woo woo. Jesus could no more walk on water than Harry Potter could fly around on a broom. That shit don't seem "funny" to you?
why would someone want to entangle themselves in the greeting card money leech? Make your own damn cards, and use lots of glitter, people love glitter.
Atheist Cards! That's what Hallmarks missing! How's this one for X-mas: At Christmas, it seems like God just pours out extra blessings on us. (inside) By the way, there is no God! Hope you're feeling it, too!
if "god" is love, why worship the middle man? you can feel love, think about love, analyze it, try to understand it. middle men only gum up the works.
I would love to see those kind of greeting cards. They would defiantly be the highlight of my day. Just imagine getting a card that said: Get well soon... There is no god. That would crack me right up. XD
damn, i hate labels. i don't know if it's just me, but everyone that i've ever met that wholly subscribes to one of those arbitrary philosophic political groups the media invented, also happens to be retarded. maybe i'm reading to much into it.
...and what does that have to do with what i said? that statement in no way contradicts my comment, and yet it is directed at me. perhaps i was misunderstood.
Maybe you could go a bit further during the holidays with, "There is no God but don't let that stop you from enjoying the sights and sounds of some poor bastard being nailed to a tree. Marry Christmas!"
Wow Penn, I would love an atheist happy birthday card or anniversary card for my girlfriend she would die laughing and loves you! I can see the christmas one's already, the holiday's are here, so lets give a cheer, gather around, Grandma's in town, oh fuck, this sucks, grab your presents and run. There is no God.
I would buy those cards :D
magicboyb 1 month ago
13 people believed there is a god
btz2005 8 months ago
the man is glenn beck
sammiton1 9 months ago
Penn, Penn, Penn. The man is absolutely right. You should start up your own brand of greeting cards and sell them over the web. There could be real money here, have you no greed? And how cool would it be to be able to send out atheist greeting cards?
WalkaCrookedLine 10 months ago
There are 3 types of (most) everything on earth+ etc. But it is best to choose only
[X] God's
[ ] Man's 10 Commandments (+John 3:16), Torah, Holydays, people, Christians,
[ ] Satan's
Jews, Muslims, +other (of God's) people, Churches, Groups, Media, movies, judges, "law"yers, police, elected officials (it is best to elect them by the color of their Heart rather than the color of their skin!), Teach etc.
I.E. [X]God's Creation/[ ]Man's Evolution(Theistic/Deistic)/[ ] Satan's EVILution!
Godscards 1 year ago
lol @ his nails
vict0r1ous 1 year ago
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there is no god
mossberg451 1 year ago
yea he doesnt look like he fits in with hollywood
mossberg451 1 year ago
There is no Dana only Zuul!
kingarth143 1 year ago
In the Beginning..... There is no God.
SMIGCONET 1 year ago 3
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There is no 'God'.
There is no God.
TheHatefulDead 1 year ago
Are you gay?
ErinTurco21 1 year ago
McDonald's - Ba da ba ba baaaa.... There is no God.
itsCRACKfoo 1 year ago 2
We only have tuna and halibut here. There is no cod.
We only do feline rescues at this shelter. There is no dog.
lesorciercalifornien 1 year ago 2
there is no god should just be a farewell statement.
zacheryandersen 1 year ago
ayn rand was ugly. there is no god.
zacheryandersen 1 year ago
I heard you had your First Communion! There is no God.
stfwho 1 year ago
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Why did the chicken cross the road? there is no god
lionslicer9999 1 year ago
Politics sure is a 2 headed coin eh?
tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN 1 year ago
Ok and thats funny how? Also is his dick not cock.
Damnationization 1 year ago
Our sympathy on the loss of your pet......there is no god.
sethmusic 1 year ago 2
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pennsays 1 year ago
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@pennsays Probably because you SUCK you subhuman atheist pig.
LordWhorfinX2 1 year ago
@LordWhorfinX2 Trololololol
Averagegamer100 1 year ago
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@Averagegamer100 Awww, that's the best an atheist can more up with?! LMFAO!!! Subhuman slime...lol
LordWhorfinX2 1 year ago
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@pennsays Pennsays nothing intelligent......
LordWhorfinX2 1 year ago
God is jesus. There is no god.
GCmaster5000 1 year ago
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First, recognize and believe that you are a sinner in Gods eyes. Believe in heart God raised Jesus christ from the dead, confess him as Lord, tell him your sorry for your sins, ask him to make you his child and wash you in his blood. Read and obey the Gospel, it has the power to help save your soul
HedeenJeff 1 year ago
Penn is an Objectivist? He seems rather different from Leonard Peikoff and the ARI crowd. For one thing, he isn't batshit insane.
WAMill3R 2 years ago
That should tell you something about the individuals following the philosophy, not the philosophy itself.
whatever678 1 year ago
@whatever678
I know, I know, I just found it surprising, is all.
WAMill3R 1 year ago
Penn is arguably one of the few celebs that isn't full of Bull Shit. Is that Irony?
universalmusac 2 years ago 2
@universalmusac There is no God...
clay180 1 year ago
Very well thought out and intelligent reply. Penn-head. (Totally sarcasm..)
mattdatagman 2 years ago
Gee thanks, god-freak! I appreciate that! No sarcasm intended whatsoever!
FlyingFooBalls 2 years ago
2 hermits walk into a bar and don't look at or say anything to one another. There is no god.
fetalbetal 2 years ago 2
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I always thought Penn was alright, (An okay guy) Until I stumbled across his pearls of wisdom here.. It would be nice if all celebrities spewed their beliefs/disbeliefs around with all manner of beguiled ambiguities. We as a consumer public would be better aware of to whom we are supporting with our entertainment dollars. perhaps then, someone with such unbound ignorance would never impress anyone with their parlor tricks.. hmm
mattdatagman 2 years ago
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I stumbled upon this link, it was mixed up in the craft section of all places. The Bible, which is God's word says "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God." Psalms 14:1, the Bible also says this about what will happen to them upon their death: "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
DoveStarCollections 2 years ago
I think anyone would want to identify Penn as whatever they are (assuming they like him).
Like how I think that corporationists are in fact not right-wing, but left-wing concerning those people's rights.
I dunno; I'm probably just an asshole.
correasm91352 2 years ago
Considering Penn a "conservative" is laughable. Interesting that he identifies himself as an objectivist, which is Ayn Rand's philosophy. I once had a 45-minute conversation with Penn and we talked a lot about Atlas Shrugged before getting down to the interview topic. As for Afghanistan, Penn has his head in the sand on that one. However, if you were to ask Penn: Should we end terrorist training camps by force if they happen to be in Afghanistan? I suspect he would say yes.
pitbull103 2 years ago
A man walks into a bar. There is no God.
analoq 2 years ago 34
Ha ha ha!
uglyengineer 2 years ago
Hey, as an atheist that celebrates holidays w/gifts I could use a line of cards. Don't forget "Sorry you are sick, guess believing in god didn't work this time, better luck next time and Get Well Soon because only I seem to care about you right now sunshine".
Reminds me of the santa flipping you off photocopied card that says, things are tough, times are hard - here's your f-in xmas card. Dig tho, Santa was REAL at one point so I may have sent that one out *cough.
meestaree 2 years ago 2
I am laughing so hard I can't breath.
Silvsilvchan 2 years ago
I would love to buy them. So hilarious.
XlPackratlX 2 years ago
i would totally buy those greeting cards.
ThinkATX 2 years ago
I love penns laugh, lol. so contagious
Jupiter2900 2 years ago
I wonder if he has copyright on the cards!
applefrog111 2 years ago
I bet you could cut out a small segment of the greeting card market with those types, Penn! Definitely encouraged to start a line...
neonsilkworm 2 years ago
2:34 Your laugh is hilarious.
tmh1130 2 years ago
haha funny stuff...yeah I want to start putting that at the end of everything
lightmobile 2 years ago
there is no god
lefty6584 2 years ago
I like his squeaky, boyish laugh.
LaborHours 2 years ago 2
Oh what a shocker...Penn doesn't want to join something.
However, just adding in "there is no God" is funny.
undisputedgreatest 2 years ago
i've been tempted to put "there is no god" on work emails just to piss off those who put "have a blessed day" at the end of theirs... but thanks to a double standard i would be the one to get in trouble.
Hectortuba155817 2 years ago 2
I'm favoriting this. im an objectivist too.
greenghost2008 2 years ago
"I'm favorting this. im an objectivist too."
I'm an Objectivist, three! :-)
legendre007 2 years ago
Priest to congregation: First God made heaven & earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. There is no god.
IAbortionsTickleI 2 years ago 2
I don't really understand the fear some people have of being affiliated or associate with religion at all. It just seems funny to me.
matt4787 2 years ago
"I don't really understand the fear some people have of being affiliated or associate with religion at all."
1st of all, It is NOT fear of being associated with religion. It is just not wanting to appear ignorant. Sane, rational people don't believe in gods, ghosts, demons, "satan" and other such woo woo. Jesus could no more walk on water than Harry Potter could fly around on a broom. That shit don't seem "funny" to you?
PaineLover 2 years ago
Dude, be real... Let the gray grow out! I'll still love ya!
byc2j 2 years ago
I as a thiest am offended and let me say all of you can suck my..... their bis no god.
applefrog111 2 years ago
I grew up in a family full of extreme Muslims, then became an evangelical Christian, then I worshipped trees, but now I am an atheist.
drunkenstooge 2 years ago 4
you'll never get in tree heaven now. suffer forever in compost hell non-believer!
ohgodmynutbladder 2 years ago
Why would an agnostic try to get an atheist to participate in something by arguing that it's based on Judeo-Christian principles?
mrplow8 2 years ago
A mexican, a white guy, and a black guy walk into a bar. There is no god.
AkbarTheGreat 2 years ago 20
Good one!
BarbaricGoose 2 years ago
'There is no god' is now a meme.
WatanukiProductions 2 years ago
wow 4chan fags watch penn says
gtfo of my yt /b/tard
TobyW360 2 years ago
I'm more of a /d/tard.
WatanukiProductions 2 years ago
sell gtfo of my yt 4chanfag
TobyW360 2 years ago
I love that! "There is no god." I'm going to use that all the time, now.
XiaoGui17 2 years ago 2
Makes me want to do that now.
BiomechanoidXIII 2 years ago
why would someone want to entangle themselves in the greeting card money leech? Make your own damn cards, and use lots of glitter, people love glitter.
timidgothica 2 years ago
I would pay for greeting cards written by Penn with that line.
dduplantier 2 years ago 4
ShadowCatamount 2 years ago 3
Such a joyous laughter, Penn Jillette gives one a reason to live!
ALittleBitPregnant 2 years ago
if "god" is love, why worship the middle man? you can feel love, think about love, analyze it, try to understand it. middle men only gum up the works.
if you have to worship, worship love.
i love you, there is no god.
SIDSmom 2 years ago 2
I would love to see those kind of greeting cards. They would defiantly be the highlight of my day. Just imagine getting a card that said: Get well soon... There is no god. That would crack me right up. XD
demon2091 2 years ago
it looked like penn was in a pool at first lol
stavie03 2 years ago
I never heard that full Nantucket thing until today.
My life is complete.
Link10893 2 years ago
That gave me a belly laugh.
gotilk 2 years ago
I disagree with being atheist but that was funny.
imkluu 2 years ago
damn, i hate labels. i don't know if it's just me, but everyone that i've ever met that wholly subscribes to one of those arbitrary philosophic political groups the media invented, also happens to be retarded. maybe i'm reading to much into it.
MrDreamPop 2 years ago
Atheism has been around as long as religion. It was around before the media.
theredblueblurr 2 years ago 6
...and what does that have to do with what i said? that statement in no way contradicts my comment, and yet it is directed at me. perhaps i was misunderstood.
MrDreamPop 2 years ago
I probably did misunderstand you actually. Unless you WERE talking about Atheism?
theredblueblurr 2 years ago
"Happy 40th birthday. There is no god."
That card's probably already on the market...
nashmj 2 years ago
i'd buy that card.
86COLE 2 years ago
Me, too!
ShortbusMooner 2 years ago
And if you really want Atheist cards you can get them at Freedom from religion foundation or American Atheist. : )
Thereminator101 2 years ago
ا Very funny. Perhaps that should be standard for atheists.x
I mean, we should have something.x
Christians get to end things with God Bless You.x
Pagans are all :"Blessed Be".x
There is no god
(I refuse to capitalize it, as I don't feel the idea has earned that respect, and it also makes it more inclusive of all gods)
jinitron 2 years ago 2
Ha ha, I'm the same way, I will not capitalize god. -high five-
TeaChanPunker 2 years ago
Libertarian atheist humor :D It's a niche audience.
boxant 2 years ago
"Merry Fuck-mas" sounds brash but cool...
it's just a holiday for people that want to spoil their rotten kids..
PhillipThunderGrunge 2 years ago
How about: Merry Kiss-my-ass. There is no god
PaineLover 2 years ago
@PaineLover Nice one.
pennsays 2 years ago
I'm really enjoying your videos, Penn! There is no God.
DocKro23 2 years ago
OH MAN WANT THE SHIRT 'If my ear was a cunt, there is no god.'
katchison 2 years ago 2
you are a man after my own heart, sir.
baxizach 2 years ago
Maybe you could go a bit further during the holidays with, "There is no God but don't let that stop you from enjoying the sights and sounds of some poor bastard being nailed to a tree. Marry Christmas!"
Next up, the Penn Jillette Christmas Album!
N21X 2 years ago 6
LOL
baxizach 2 years ago
My cat is no longer cute, he annoys the fuck out of me, even when I throw him across the room he just comes back for more.... There is no God.
DiceWarwick 2 years ago
lol, nice poetry, You should really start a Penn n Teller card company. I'd buy them. There is no god.
mathmexican4234 2 years ago
I'd buy them. xD
ZKoftherebellion 2 years ago
I don't care, it's true and we can't say it enough!
ScaryGuy255 2 years ago
This is funny.
oldblackfox24 2 years ago
2:38 best part lol
SilentBob008 2 years ago
I've never actually heard the whole dirty version of the "Man From Nantucket" limerick. XD
Happy Birthday! There is no god! XD
MagnusIan 2 years ago 3
wow I was going to do a limerick ending in there is no god but he beat me to it.
DonHoraldo 2 years ago
Wow Penn, I would love an atheist happy birthday card or anniversary card for my girlfriend she would die laughing and loves you! I can see the christmas one's already, the holiday's are here, so lets give a cheer, gather around, Grandma's in town, oh fuck, this sucks, grab your presents and run. There is no God.
x988x 2 years ago
That would make me very happy! You should totally do that, I would buy all of them. Haha
flashgordon007 2 years ago
Love your greeting card ideas :)
aynard 2 years ago