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  • By the way, press 9 for Tulio's epic failure lol

  • Tulio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless DEATH! ...not with that

  • it's not the funniest moment 'cause every single second of this movie is absolutely adorable and hilarious :)

  • @orangewitch7 Even 'Friends never say goodbye'?

  • @evilpixieofdoom yeh...You know, I've seen this movie a hundred of times and I know that at the end everythyng goes alright. So even this scene seems to me a part of a genuine frendship that is utterly adorable. And it also could be funny in a way, because I'm sure if the characters looked back at their adventure they would've remembered it with a smile. Just like in real life.

  • Funniest movie of DreamWorks

  • Not the face, NOT THE FACE!

  • me and my sister's insider is a couple of seconds later when there fighting (cant remember which one is which haven't watch the movie in for ever) but when there like:

    "YOU FIGHT LIKE MY SISTER!"

    "i fought you sister, THAT IS A COMPLIMENT!"

    for some reason that part always makes me laugh XD

  • Press 3 for LOADED DICE!

  • Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson, anybody?

  • @scottabreitbarth yes lol

  • @scottabreitbarth you sir deserve the top comment

  • press 2 every 3 seconds. lol

  • I love when Miguel plays the guitar all dramatic when he's accused. LOL. BTW, wonder how many times they said "haha" in that scene? :-)

  • I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death!

    Haha! ....Oh wait not with that. HAHA! I prefer to fight fairly!

  • hahaha I love when Miguel is playing the guitar all dramatic to match the scene at the beginning xD cracks me up every time.

  • I havent watched this in so long! I WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!

  • I'll give a chace to have a quick and painless Death..... not with that! lol

  • Oh, the whole movie's HILARIOUS!!

  • M: You better tell theses officers the truth or... en guarde! *pulls sword*

    T: En guarde yourself, I will give you the honor of a quick and painless DEATH. *pulls dagger* Not with that. *pulls sword* I should fight fairly.

  • jag elskar den haer filmens

  • 26 deceived sailors dislike this

  • a quick and painless death *pulls out dagger* not with that

  • The First 5 Seconds!

    <3

  • a quick and painless death...not with that... :D

  • Megel and Toolio = Me and My best friend

  • FYI this movie is from dreamworks not Disney, eventhough elton john and Tim rice did work on the music

  • "Not with that"

    LOL!

  • Fuck yeah. I miss this movie.

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  • is miguel british cause he sounds like it

  • I love how Miguel plays the guitar at the epic moments in the beginning.

  • one of the best duos in animation and ever

  • i love the plan scene "in the dead of night we hijack one of thos looooong boats..."

  • does anyone have the part where miguel does the hissy snake noise and the hand gesture, i cant find it :C

  • Tolio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death!

    *Pulls out a dagger*

    Tolio: Uh. Not with that!

    *Pulls out sword*

    Man I miss this movie! XD

  • I love this movie lol

  • LOL!!!!

  • The funniest scene?!? What are you talking about! The whole movie was the funniest scene!! but that was a good one :D

  • "I shall give you a quick and painless death!"

    *tiny sword*

    This is what I would've done:

    "See? PAINLESS!!" *stab miguel a bunch of times*

    Miguel: "What are you doing?"

    Me: "Killing you!!"

  • @izshecrazy

    NOOO! DON`T KILL MIGUEL!!!! * goes off & cries *

  • lmao i so wanna buy this movie

  • Taking a test in class:

    Teacher: "Why do you have the answers to the test?"

    You: "Wha- You gave me the answers?! I just wanted your notes! Give him a detention!"

    Friend: "How dare you? He was the one cheating, give him the detention!"

    You: "Oh so now I'm the liar?"

    Friend: "Yes, you are!"

    You: "Take a look at your camera phone, dude."

    Friend: "Tell the teachers the truth or..." SUDDENLY RAPIER. "En garde!"

    Teacher: "...Points for creativity."

  • Oh my gosh I love this whole movie! How could you pick one tiny scene? I pick the whole movie as the funniest part! And oh my gosh they are so sexy for cartoon people yeah that's probably weird but I don't care lol

  • @ickesgirl nope, not weird. they are sexy :S

  • These guys are the Spanish Mario and Luigi.

  • 0:38 Not sure about quick...

  • .... but not with that.

  • Potheads.... this is exactly what you do when the cops show up.

  • @DoubtfulGrace "you brought a bag of weed? He brought a bag of weed! Police, arrest him!"

    "You dare to slander my name, he was the one who was smoking, he was already stoned when he got here."

    "oh, so now I'm the pot head"

    "yes"

    "take a look in the mirror pal"

    "you better tell these officers the truth or... en guarde"

  • @evilpixieofdoom

    Oh god, your AWESOME..... XD

  • @evilpixieofdoom NONO,Go to GodFather's pizza with fake tickets~!

    "You gave me fake tickets?!You said these were from the last time!!!!Call the cops ticket guy!"

    "how dar you?He was the one trying to buy the football!ARREST HIM!

    "Oh so im the liar?"

    "Take a look in the funhouse mirror,bud!"

  • @evilpixieofdoom halarious

  • @evilpixieofdoom I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Whyyyy! My friends have done thattt! :D

  • @evilpixieofdoom you should totally do a voiceover with the pothead skit lol

  • @evilpixieofdoom

    And they both steal the officer's guns and have a shootout.

    BRILLIANT!

  • @DoubtfulGrace HA HA! YES!

  • Oh. Haha. Hilarious. :/

  • Evil and skjk - the Miguel and Tulio of YouTube.

  • @harriereaper which one's which?

  • I LOVE Tulios hair.

  • they remind me of timone and pumba.

  • it's hard to pick a scene in this movie as the funniest, but this one is CERTAINLY up there. :)

  • street smarts

  • ". . . Not with that!"

  • "You fight like my sister!"

    "I FOUGHT your sister... That's a compliment!"

  • BEST cartoon movie ever. Period.

  • En Garde yourself, I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death! *crowd gasps* *pulls out dagger**everyone -_-* Not with that. *pulls out rapier* *crowd shocked again* Me - ROFL

  • @lotharsredemption i know, right. hilarious moment, and the attention to detail in the crowd reactions is amazing. why can't dreamworks duplicate this masterpiece?

  • You're not a god?!?!

  • Even though Tulio and Miguel are a perfect duo, it is funny how they're played by a comedy actor and a Shakespearean actor. It's one of those kinds of connections that make it work so well. Damn, this movie is underrated. It's also the first film I ever owned on DVD. Not a bad way to start that collection, I'd say.

  • i love this movie, i watched it over and over and over again when i was little, and i knew it line for line :P

  • somethings wrong.....I know theirs a dislike button!

  • HAHAH! Amazing Duos! Tulio is much more good-looking than Miguel. to me, that is. ;D

  • i'll give you a quick and painless death! *pulls out dagger* not with that.

  • Tulio; He gave me loaded Dice! Guard, arrest him!

    Miguel; You dare to impune my honour?  = Me Cracking up laughing

    Brilliant film

  • i love el dorado

  • Lol the face at 00:03 XDD

  • I love Miguel <3 Tulio is priceless with the tiny dagger XD i loved this whole movie

  • OMG NOT LOADED DICE!!! :o

  • LOADED DICE!

  • "My crew were as carefully handpicked as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged, and when we put out to Cuba to resupply God-willing you will be flogged some more. Then you will be enslaved to work in the sugar plains the rest of your miserable lives....to the brink."

    "Alright! Cuba!"

    The best scene for me haha

  • @CivicPiano1

    I hate to be a grammar Nazi but

    'Sugar plantations'

    And

    'To the brig'

  • Its a god-damn lute.

  • @skjk66 I think you'll find, it's actually a mandolin

    if you're gonna corrent people, at least be correct

  • @evilpixieofdoom correct* If you're going to correct people be correct.

  • @skjk66 touche'

  • @evilpixieofdoom You're all right, Evil.

  • @skjk66 now if only I could improve my typing skills. I would be unstoppable!

  • @skjk66 yea lol

    u made a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge mistake evilpixieofdoom! and anyway thats a stupid username....?!

  • @evilpixieofdoom Mandolins actually hadnt been invented in 1519, that is indeed a Lute.

  • @skjk66

    lets all agree that its a stingy wooden orbish thing

  • tulio and the crowd's expression change from 0:37 to 0:40 is amazing XD

  • The Shark scene is the funny one!

  • Not with that one!

  • ill give you the honor of a quick and painless death!"takes gaurds dagger"not with that..."puts dagger back and draws better sword"AH HA fight fairly!

  • HE GAVE ME LOADED DICE.

  • "I'll do you the honor of a quick and painless death!"

    "..."

    "Not with that."

  • GOD the main characters for NOT REASON remind me of Monkey Island :|

    Amazing movie.

  • HAHAHA Take a look in the mirror Pal, *makes him look at the guards armor*

  • This movie always seem to remind me of something. I finally figured out that it reminds me of The Count of Monte Cristo

  • Lmfao I love this scence if someone could tell me how to play miquel's little 2 second serious guitar song after Tuliio snatches the dice I would love them forever. Just chords or tabs I dont care just someone tell me how lmfao Id love to learn how to play that.

  • i will give u the queck and pain less death...not with that one lolz love the whole thing

  • You can't choose a funniest part, nearly the whole thing is hilarious!

  • @maximuimride Exactly!

  • This is the best part =)

  • i love this movie!

  • BLAGGAH HEATHEN!

  • why does no one have a spanish acent in this? there from spain!

  • um...yeah.........NOT THAT FUNNY

  • miquel's guitar ftw

  • @numb19029 Mandolin~

  • When he put the dagger back he almost stabbed the guy in the hand.

  • Is it sad that me and my friend know every line to this film?

  • @AmberPANDA15 no, i do too :D

  • @AmberPANDA15 I thought I was the only one! XD

  • @TsukiChiChan I AM NOT ALONE :'D

  • @AmberPANDA15 I don't know every line, but I know most. XD

  • 24 people gambled with loaded dice

  • "watch the face! watch the face!" lmaooo!!

  • i will give toy the honor of a quick and painless DEATH! not with that..

    LOL this has got to be one of the best movies i have ever seen.

  • one of the best dreamworks 2d movies ever maybe the best of Dreamworks

  • I pulled out my banjo,

    and shit got serious.

  • @kaneg2000 Dude.

    That is not a banjo.

    *shakes head in embarrassement*

  • @kaneg2000 that's what he said

  • I love this movie, I'm gonna watch it this weekend

  • That big fucker of a sailor is voiced by Tobin Bell from Saw

  • @MarilynFanMansonMan wait.... the one in the beginning?? doesn't even sound like him :S

  • "A quick and painless death!!.....notwiththat"

    XDD

    In spanish, he says "A painless and short death" and the he takes the knife, like meaning the "short" death XD.

  • en guard yourself!

  • "Oh, now I'm the theif?"

    "YES."

    haha

  • You better give that money back or i'll.... EN GARDE

  • HAHA XD I love how Miguel plays dramatic music and Tulio grabs it XD

  • check out cartoon versions of Matt and Jeff Hardy lol

  • I would say that this was a rash decision on Tulio's part, but honestly...

    ...HE GAVE HIM LOADED DICE!!

  • When he grabbed the instrument from him it was like 'stop that'. I laugh too much at this scene along with when they have that high pitched scream.

  • I love this bit!!

  • Now that I'm older, these two remind me of Harold and Kumar

  • My sister and I used to act out scenes from movies all the time, this one being one of them, and we could never get through it without laughing!! Mostly at the "quick and painless...DEATH!" line. XDDD

    Ahhh...thanks for uploading this...it has brough back a multitude of memories!

  • I love Miguel and his dramatic music!

  • this is so much better in english, damn those who dub it on other languages

  • he gave me loaded dice!

  • the best cheating couple on the EARTH! SO FUNNY!!

  • BEST. EVER.

  • I haven't seen this movie since i was 10...like 10 years ago...

  • not with that :D

  • I have this movie! I got it when it first came out on VHS. I used to watch this movie all the time when I was a kid. :)

  • @Breathless2012 Me too! I love it haha I remember that once I memorized some lines!

  • My friend and I know this movie by heart xD

    I'm Tulio and she's Miguel. haha

  • @kags36 ME TOO! XD

  • the part on the party was soo funny chief Tannabok says ; SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT! haha omGosh

  • my favorite part was always when the guy goes "ur horse bit me in the butt!" and when they climb those huge stairs and the two el dorado guys aren't tired but the spainsh guys aree. hahahaha

  • I LUV this movie I just wish I had it on DVD cuz I only have it on VHS lol 

  • LMAO!!!!! Oh God I Haven't Watched This Movie In Ages ^-^

  • In Spanish sound so much funny :3

  • the funniest part was when the credits were rolling :/

  • Miguel on the Mini-Guitar is hilarious!

  • @Gahoyify IT'S NOT A MINI-GUITAR, IT'S A GODSDAMNED MANDOLIN.

  • LOL.

  • i love his face when hes hugging the guitar lol XD

    

  • I like the scene where chel overhears the guys in their 'temple' and then when chel says something the two guys jump onto the chair and Muguil does the air quotes! xD

  • u gave me loaded dice  not with that

  • Ha ha, I love this movie!!! Loaded dice, that's rich!!!

  • The dark haired dude looks exactly like my brother, infact i think he made him his profile picture on facebook.

  • @LazyRoss OH MY... this may sound strange but I want your brother. haha...Tulio is adorable.

  • @TheMidnightMischief Haha! aweomse, he has said to me on more than once occasion that he has a friend that looks a little like the other dude aswel... either he's really stretching the truth or they have potentual and amazing fancy dress idea! :D

  • Making loaded dices is actually really easy.

  • ALRIGHT  CCUUBBAA

  • i love that movie.. used to watch it alot when i was littleee

  • BEST MOVIE EVA!!! nough said

  • I miss this movie so much. Why can't they make movies like this anymore?

  • They don't make movies like this anymore.

  • @JoshShaps That's true... I think the movies of our childhood are so much better than the ones they make right now...

  • 0:05

    I just love Miguel's face lololol

  • 0:37 "HA! ..not with that" lol

  • Lol loaded dice!