Wow, this has to be one of the meanest, nastiest movies I've ever seen, even in this distilled version. Apocalypse Now had more emotional range and more human kindness to it.
Every scene, unrelentingly cruel and stupid. There must be some sort of prize for that.
Below: so true.
kingdestroyah 1 month ago
I LOVE IT
Ericson1305 1 month ago
Wow, this has to be one of the meanest, nastiest movies I've ever seen, even in this distilled version. Apocalypse Now had more emotional range and more human kindness to it.
Every scene, unrelentingly cruel and stupid. There must be some sort of prize for that.
wryrich 2 months ago
im fucking high
iheartjelly 2 months ago
"...And remember, i'm you're number one customer!"
TheWhistleBiscuit 2 months ago
1:11 FTW
seanpatrickcain2 2 months ago
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1:57 I laughed like a retard at how that santa fell back. XD
MISANTHROPY647 2 months ago
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MISANTHROPY647 2 months ago
IT'S TURBO TIME!
getalife67 2 months ago
0:11 - I'M IN KIND OF A HEAOURIY lol
gazdavephillips 2 months ago
lol I only love this movie because it was shot in the Twin Cities hahaha. Haven't seen it in years.
elguapotetigre 3 months ago
WAIT LAHYDEH !!!! WAYT LAYDEEH !!!
Jetli2013 4 months ago
@1:23 HE GOT TTWOOOOO
GuitarIsLife94 4 months ago
1:24 PIKACHU PIKACHU PIKACHU!!!!!
robiejoe 6 months ago 2
So where are the funny parts?
KrakenRouge 8 months ago
LOL !! Affair or no affair, ARNOLD WILL ALWAYS BE MAH HEEEROH !!! XD
JETLI2012 9 months ago
0:40 War? This Is SPARTA! ...er... CHRISTMAS!!!
Yamikoto 10 months ago
0:40 "This is whore"?
Hotshot1900 1 year ago
i remember when i watched this movie in all 3 languages in one night xD
Ted ha totto sotto controllo!
LucjeDemon 1 year ago
what a terrible, terrible film
faaarrrh 1 year ago
@faaarrrh How dare you!
SonicFan200000 3 months ago
i was on the set of this movie ...for real at the mall this movie was filmed where i live
RickSomchaiAgain 1 year ago
lol
nateswell 1 year ago
missed out bit when arnie says to santa. no way am i sitting on ur lap lol v gud remix
alfcsm101 1 year ago
i no pervett lool they should make jingles all the way 2 lol
sMileyKhiidzZ 1 year ago
u "perverrt" lol
sMileyKhiidzZ 1 year ago
Put that cookie down... NOW!
Drunkenher0 1 year ago
white lady!
jonezy1234 1 year ago
Arnie should've tried ebay. XP
NodDisciple1 1 year ago
@NodDisciple1 i don't think ebay was around then.
JPW383 1 year ago
Where's the midget getting punched!?
emoj0e 1 year ago
DEES... IS REALLY COOL
roothands 1 year ago
WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?!
138Babykiller 1 year ago
Imagine seeing 1:02 at the mall...lol...straight to youtube
thadea 1 year ago
2:18 - HooooooooOOOoOoo ooo ooo o
thadea 1 year ago
He does What NASA tried for forty years to do in just 10 seconds in this film... i love leaving my brain behind to watch an arnold comedy film
RicNatureboyFlair 1 year ago
AHHAAAA THAT NOISE AT 1:26!
doogdoogdoog 1 year ago
I'm not a peuveut, I just need a tuuurbo man doll!
Smiley00Face 1 year ago 2
@Smiley00Face *I just was looking for Teurbo man doll!
Hahaha, classic XD
138Babykiller 1 year ago
1:19 "Daaaahyyeeahhahaaaah"
odoylerules1231 1 year ago
POODAT COO-GEE DOWN!!! NOW!!!!
c0nman101 1 year ago
Wait Ladeh!
UKRThracian 1 year ago
I think you cut out all the good bits man!
ettoa 1 year ago
wait lady....wait lady, I NEED THAT TURBOMANNNNNNNNNNNNN lol
codycj99 1 year ago
rofl @ 2:20. Arnie should have called the jetpack emergency hotline.
Psycho1nsane 1 year ago
0:57 = FALCON PUNCH!
1:24 = "Pikachu! Pikachu!"
Florianthemaster 1 year ago 2
@Florianthemaster HEs saying he got two numb nuts.
YourGuardianSoldier 1 year ago
I got it, I got it!!! *sprays mace* DAUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!
cancerbubble85 1 year ago 2
lol at 1:48, that's my neighbor with the red pants
:D
glitchinmybrain 1 year ago
THIS IS TEH BEST MOVIE EVERRR :'D
Xxerick930xX 1 year ago
@Xxerick930xX I uploaded the entire film.
LiquidSolidRaiden 1 year ago
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
spartennum 1 year ago
lol
sheeplover2009 1 year ago
I didn't make it.
BroWhatever 1 year ago
Thanks for making the best cut of this shite film ever! lol.
Edd731 1 year ago
Best Xmas movie ever... love it.
TheMyTrance 2 years ago
HEI GAWT TOUUUU!!!
it sounds like a japenese word...
david443567 2 years ago
"licence and Registration please."
"I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective John Kimble!"
Leprechaunproduction 2 years ago
@Leprechaunproduction hhahah i was thinking the same thing
nixsogutstudios 2 years ago
The funniest part of the whole movie is when Myron goes on his crazy rant outside the toy store.
"dear Santa, can you send me a bike and a sleigh. NO! Cos your father's been laid off!"
innerflamer 2 years ago
1:07
sargeantscigar 2 years ago
Yup.....the GOVORNATOR at his best....bless him!
fiddleup 2 years ago
"HE GOT TWOOOOO"
tubbywarrior 2 years ago
The scene when Arnold punches Turbo Man cardboard cutout is hilarious.
jakestooge34 2 years ago
He got 2!!! He got 2!!! I die laughing!!!!!!
QueenOfBabylon1 2 years ago
PIKACHU!!
xpectz 2 years ago
hes not a beurveurd
lolersk87 2 years ago 2
ITT'S TURBO TAHME
emokid991 2 years ago
You left out these parts:
Myron going crazy about rip-off toys.
The whole Toy Store scene
The whole Toy Lottery Scene
The Whole Chase scene
The Whole Santa Cult Scene.
The Whole Radio Station scene
The Whole Parade Chase Scene(s)
Pikman01 2 years ago
And where Liz hits Ted with the kettle for trying to put the moves on her
LegendKillingChain 2 years ago
He Got Challl i shit my pants haha
novellino28 3 years ago