And Mr. T is a funny little villain from Rocky III. If I knew anybody like that in real life, I would find it really easy to ignore him unless he decided to hit me. Otherwise, I would retaliate by killing him. At least with Barret, he isn't compulsively annoying and never shuts up. In fact, he actually gets more and more mellow as the game progresses, and his swearing becomes more scarce and less. You know, more like the typical *ss, h*ll and d*mn, but with a couple sh*ts and #%$#'s too.
Omg....i could never make myself watch the whole entire thing. I finally did. Now i want to yell at you more. If i for any reason ever wanted to just get mad i could look at the video. not whatch jsut look at the video still and get mad. OMG DIRGE WAS AWESOME HOW THE HELL IS IT A CRAPPY GAME/?????????? If you wanna make fun of a FFVII charater. make fun of the damned moogle.
Im gonna have to agree with L&Zover on this one plus I played the game and beet it ya just need time to study the story pay attention closly and youll get it and on L&Zovers word go F a Duck
I read it on an IGN site or heard it on a IGN tv thing. i dont quite remember where it was awhile back. Ocanrina of time is my third fave game and most fave TLOZ game. xD
@kaiserzero61 In 2009, it did. Back in 2005, it was runner-up to FFVII. And back in 2004, it didn't even get that far because FFVII confronted and defeated it during the peliminaries. If you want to know what was runner-up that year, it was Chrono Trigger (ironic since FFVII and Chrono Trigger are my 1st and 2nd favorite video games of all time respectively as well). My third favorite was Sonic 2, and my fourth favorite wasn't even out in 2004 (it was released in 2009).
I am a fan of FFVII (and only FFVII; not Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus, or Crisis Core which was pretty decent). And I often make fun of it. How? Well, because it's basically anime on a PSX game, and that stuff is always subjective to a little parody. I don't mind naming my chocobos after little itterations of various characters from a film franchise I will not name, but I reckon that you might figure it out. After all, it is a notorious film franchise for a certain reason.
I've noticed that most of the ppl who do not like the game do not understand the story but think they do....if u ask them about it they tell something completely unrelated to the main storyline....u need to knoww the story to enjoy an rpg and ff7 has one of the best and most complex sotry lines i have ever seen....due to its complexity some ppl get left out of the loop
it's good but not the best(if u r a fan of turn-based combat then mabye yeah) but I prefer platformers(like mario) & it would rule if square & nintendo made SMRPG2 & have guys like cloud & sephiroth in that game as playable characters & I got rick rolled(@g@in -_-).
Was, or is? Because it is my favorite video game of all time.
"No game can ever beat this game."
Innovation exists for the purpose and hopes of better games to build on the said innovation and improve upon it. There will be better games (if they don't exist already). I just don't know where they are or where to look.
@IAmTheGoodSirKnight I have. Let me name a good number of them off: I have played almost all the Final Fantasy games, I have played almost all the Sonic games, I had played almost all the Mario, Zelda and other Nintendo titles, Call of Duty, Halo, Half Life, WoW, Galaga, every title in Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection (which is 40+ games), Suikoden I, II, III, and V, Mass Effect One and Two, Crash and Spyro, a couple Megaman games, Metal Gear Solid 1, 2 and 3 (don't have PS3), etc.)
I could keep on listing more and more games down for you if you want, but then again, I don't think you would want to deal with fifty comments with me listing a ton of games besides Final Fantasy VII that I had played. It is my all time favorite game, and I picked it after playing a ton of games all throughout my life. But if it will please you just a little, I also played some Chrono Trigger, Goldeneye and Shadow of the Colossus. They're really good games as well.
@REALmikegordan Sorry but I just don't see the appeal of FF7 (even after playing through it twice and going so far to breed a gold chocobo). If you like it though, then more power to you.
"Gears of War has sh*t graphics compared to this."
First of all, graphics don't make a game. Second of all, the graphical styles are completely different between the two games and they were both released generations apart; you can't compare the two. It's like comparing a comedy to the Lord of the Rings.
"The music track is better than anything Mozart ever composed."
Granted, FFVII has awesome music. But that statement is absolutely arrogant in and of itself. Now go watch Fantasia.
"Gameplay is better than Halo, Mario, Zelda, GTA combined."
Halo is a shooter, Mario is a platformer (with some diversions into other genres here and there including RPG), Zelda is action/adventure, and GTA are sandbox games. FFVII is an RPG. The gameplays between all five of them are completely different. How the f*ck does that make FFVII's gameplay vastly superior? If you wanted to be reasonably rational, you should have listed other RPG's like Chrono Trigger, FFVI, and Mario RPG.
Now, granted, I had more fun playing FFVII than any game I have ever played (Halo was kinda meh, never got good opportunities to play Mario or Zelda, and there is no way anybody could coerce me into giving GTA a chance). But that was due to several other factors as well as gameplay. If I wanted to focus moreso on gameplay and gameplay alone, Sonic 2 would have won handsdown for me, but it didn't. Because I consider FFVII to be a better game. Thus, the reason why FFVII is my favorite game.
What's wrong with nostalgia? Nostalgia was probably one of the key reasons why FFVII had outbeat Chrono Trigger for me. Otherwise, it would have been a tie.
"...because that's a lie..."
A lie is manufactured truth. A lie can only be formed through being familiar with truth. False assumption is different in that one doesn't have to be familiar with the truth in order to falsly assume what is true. In other words, it's not a lie.
"...and if anyone says something bad about FF7, they don't deserve an opinion."
Wow, you are a big elitist fanboy, aren't you? Okay, here are the three main flaws of FFVII, my favorite game of all time:
1. Awkward translation (not horrible, but it makes it hard to interpret what the characters are saying and in what tone they are saying some of their lines).
2. Vincent Valentine, one of the most useless characters in RPG history (at least he's optional, but why did he need a game?)
3. Well over half of the major cast either don't develop, or they do but seem to have suddenly stopped developing somewhere in the middle of the story (Cloud, Tifa, Aeris and Cait Sith are the only characters in that game that continued developing all throughout (although Aeris died before disk 2, so in a way, she did stop developing halfway through, but we won't hold that against her).
There! Three big flaws (might be more), and they aren't overly relevent in the game itself.
Tell you what? If you decide to respond, and you are polite and respectful of my opinions and responses to your comment, then not only will I give you a cookie, but I will give you a glass of milk of your choosing, a whole package of cookies of your liking, and some cake and ice cream, both of your liking and the former even being home-made. Trust me; it'll be like a birthday party, but without the candles or presents.
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. GOD. That comment I made 6 months ago. Yeah. That was more or less a parody of the FF7 fanboys I have come across. You wrote a fucking essay. If you don't believe me check out my vlog, the vid where silent rob reviews FF7. I never really liked FF7. I thought it was mediocre IMO. Just. I don't know. How do I give back your lost time? How do I make amends? I'll send you a friend invite. I honestly don't know.
YES! Aeris IS a stupid whore who should die!!! :D Oh wait, haha, SHE DID!! SUCK IT AERIS! AHHAHAHAHAH Also-- This is a 3+ game, yet Barret and Cid are constantly saying "SHIT," "GODDAMN IT," and "!@#$%"? I think NOT. Ahhh. I love FFVII, but people act like its the bloody best thing since sliced bread. It does have its flaws *cough*This guy are sick*cough* But still, its an awesome game. Oh. And i was rickroll'd. Shit. D:
I get it, man... I don't understand these fan boys... And thankyou for pointing out how Barrett was a complete stereotype. He was the only character that used ebonics, and was angry perpetually. Then again, I guess I would be angry too if the only other black person in the whole world was "Rude."
Read the reply I made to fleetwoodsucks. Trust me, I actually made an entire comment detailing what stereotyping is and how even stereotypes have some reflective values on said cultures (the term is a more negative term, but still...how did these stereotypes come to be in the first place? Hmmmm?). Even so, stereotypes, negative or no, are deeply interwoven in the historical representation of said cultures, may it be for good or for ill.
Dirge of Cerberus was a very generic action game with very little to offer aside for backstory for the quite possibly the most overrated character in the game (Vincent Valentine). I don't hate Crisis Core myself. It's got a good story, the characters are great, and while the gameplay is pretty indepth, it falls flat on it's face for being extremely repetitious (every mission, side or main, is basically just go kill some things). CC is still pretty good, but doesn't hold a candle to FFVII.
Actually, I can pretty much make fun of the characters by themselves. After all, devilboy did it and he was just joking around (he got me; I'll give him that). Aside from Vincent, I don't really hate anybody (in fact, I'm probably the only person in the world who actually liked Cait Sith as a character) in Final Fantasy VII. But still, you got to admit that the game does do a pretty good job making fun of them for us (I always loved kicking Red XIII with a soccer in Costel Del Sol).
Well, only one of the jokes made me laugh. but i suppose they made a good job of making fun of them. i still dont appreciate it. but the one where it said "Real reason FFVII happened- cloud wouldnt hold sephiroths hand in public."
Yes. Even if Barret was a stereotype, one must take into account that stereotypes are not strictly made up; they were concieved by the very people being stereotyped in the first place. Of course, it is as bad to stereotype as it is to gossip, but the difference is that these people have brought it upon themselves. It isn't racist; this is how they had presented themselves to be in the first place. Thus is how stereotypes have came to be. Thus, Barret is both a representation and stereotype.
PS: FFVII artstyle and narrative are derivitive of anime/manga. Most of them aren't anywhere close to being realistic, so of course FFVII is going to have a few tounge-and-cheek moments and scenes that are just downright goofy (Cloud wearing a dress, Cloud capturing a chocobo, Red XIII disguised as a Shinra souldier on a ship full of morons, and Cloud and his date being randomly casted into a play about ballerina kings and dragons among others). But hey? At that time, we had Pokemon too.
Last I checked, he was black. However, if anything, the reason why he is black was so that Square could expand on the welcome of different world nationalities, and never intended to cast Barret as a stereotype. You see, when stereotypes are created, unlike a gossip, they tend to be unintentional or used for parody instead (see Tropic Thunder for reference).
So in the end, one must ponder: Was the stereotype intentional? And is it relevent? And is it worth throughing a hissy fit over?
oh really? 1st of all I'm not a boy, second, the video it's supposed to be a be rick roll, it wasn't serious, so that shows your lack of intelect, and I don't want attention I do this 'cause it's fun to see the reaction of fanbois like yourself, have a nice day asshole
yes, u are a boy. eres un niño!! at least fanboys know what a good video is. Let me tell you this is NOT a good video. Sorry my friend, but i still think you suck at making videos, you can call me anything u like. have a good day.
FF7 was one of the most revolutionary games of all time. Who are you to say half the things you said. How the fuck could cloud be gay, Aeris isnt a bitch...... you're just a complete fucking idiot.
you are the idiot that didn't get the joke, this REVIEW IS A JOKE just to rick roll and tay roll people, watch the whole thing before posting fucking asshole.
This review was really useless. As a huge gamer, I can tell you that this was a complete waste of time. It was a little comical, but it's not right to tell viewers that they shouldn't play the game.
The game was released in 1997, so picking on it's graphics is a joke. 11 years ago, that was about all companies had to work with.
When FFVII came out, Resident Evil, Parasite Eve, and far better games came out with superior graphics engines. Even by the standards of 1997, the game was a fluke. Even Ocarina of Time and Super Mario 64 were better, graphically, and those were on a lesser system with less able graphics engines./
dude this game was huge, why do you think games now a days with gorgeous graphics are way short?? cause you can only fit so much in a DISK, plus final fantasy 7 had a great story line, and YOU CANT compare different genre games
Need89HELP, the game had bad graphics not because it was huge. The entire world was explorable on each disc, so the entire game could fit on one disc. What took up 3 discs were the cut scenes. CDs have a capacity of about 750mb, much smaller then DVDs. So if FF7 didn't have so many FMVs, the game could have been the same size with much better graphics fit onto one disc.
ha ha ha! this was awesome! FF7 is the second most over-rated game ever (first being the halo series).
FF6 was way better. ff7 was just a 3d version of ff6 but with a "for dummies" materia/battle system and a washed down storyline. Just about everything that happened in the story for ff6 happened in ff7 but didn't make as much sense for some reason.
FF7 might have been the birth of JRP's popularity in the western countries, but at the price of the death of a once good franchise.
FFVII had no similarities with VI. Though if you're using the whole empire vs rebellion thing then we could easily say all the FF games after II were ripoffs of that. And washed down? Please, if anything VI had what, one major plot twist? FFVII had atleast a few dozen, some small, some major. The battle system? Yeah it took influence from the esper system, but actually made it fun.
The battle system of 7 made it fun, for noobs. It removed classes and left characters' individuality up to their weapons and Limit Breaks. Every character was a red mage in 7.
The story, Cloud is the male version of Tera. A near identical "plot twist" that happens to Tera happens to Cloud.
And finally, you say tomato I say tomato, you say plot twists I say plot holes. That's what FF7 had, a shit load of them.
I don't care, this video probably just pissed you off since you're a fan boy.
man, this is FUCKING HORRIBLE! ( as AVGN wud say it). Speaking of AVGN, this review wud actually be funny if u ranted on it like he does, so why put it in the tags? Im all up for dissing FF7, even if i love it :), but this was actually a waste of time.
FF7 really messed with the FF fan base because it attracted the anime fans. I liked FF9 better post FF7 because it stayed true to the "Fantasy" part of the title while 7 and 8 where more science fiction like.
Personally, i don't understand why so many are bashing Aeris. I think she's sweet and deserves better than being called a "bitch" in more than half of the FF7 videos I've seen.
The characters in 7 had WAY more depth then 8. bradbernett: is right. the characters in 8 where basically all the same characters in 7, they just looked more real.
part 2: using characters thats almost like right offs of ff7 characters as squall(cloud), rinoa(yuffie), zell(tifa), irvine(vincent), and they add a few new fighters that uses different weapons with ff8 theres really not much fun to it drawing magic( i mean for the ones that didn't cheat to get it) + there are a little difference between those characters i listed but for the most of it nothing really that different from their weapons or fighting.
This reveiw sucks more worst than ff10 x2... Its sad that you really think ff8 is better wow doesn't storyline matter to you? ff8 might have a sightly better graphics but so what ff7 is still way better. all ff8 is just a crappy love story that goes no where.. thats sad. that gay part just makes you look fruity... which is even more f* up... this is part one.
Lol. That was great thanks for putting that together :D. I saw that chocolate rain guy on Leno one night I couldn't believe how deep is voice was. Cant judge a book by its cover eh rofl. Also nice choice for the ending song.
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cloudvol7 3 months ago
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12 years ago that game was the best and over time the all final fantasy gang just got better well all but final fantssy 9
Joefire999 1 year ago
ten years ago that game was the best and over time the all final fantasy gang just got better well all but final fantssy 9
Joefire999 1 year ago
That was also not meant to be taken seriously.
kritikalANALYSIS 1 year ago
Omg liek teh reviewing wuz SOOOOOOOOO STUPID!! I wuz liek, hey stupid reviewing, and it RICKROLLED ME!!! I haet teh intermanet!!!!!!
kritikalANALYSIS 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK!! PISS! PISSSS!!! WRAP YOUR LEFT ASSCHEEK AROUND MY HEAD!! WHAT THE FUCK!! DICK!!! PISSSS!!!
lladamsjr 1 year ago
@lladamsjr lol fanboi
devilboy666x 1 year ago
@devilboy666x
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
lladamsjr 1 year ago
Has anyone ever wondered how Cloud was able to stand up in such deep water. I mean, just look how far Aeris fell to the bottom.
summercures2 1 year ago
Okay wait whoa whoa....LETS SEE YOU MAKE BETTER GRAPHICS!
exactly.
LinkandZeldalover 1 year ago
And Mr. T is a funny little villain from Rocky III. If I knew anybody like that in real life, I would find it really easy to ignore him unless he decided to hit me. Otherwise, I would retaliate by killing him. At least with Barret, he isn't compulsively annoying and never shuts up. In fact, he actually gets more and more mellow as the game progresses, and his swearing becomes more scarce and less. You know, more like the typical *ss, h*ll and d*mn, but with a couple sh*ts and #%$#'s too.
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Omg....i could never make myself watch the whole entire thing. I finally did. Now i want to yell at you more. If i for any reason ever wanted to just get mad i could look at the video. not whatch jsut look at the video still and get mad. OMG DIRGE WAS AWESOME HOW THE HELL IS IT A CRAPPY GAME/?????????? If you wanna make fun of a FFVII charater. make fun of the damned moogle.
LinkandZeldalover 2 years ago
Im gonna have to agree with L&Zover on this one plus I played the game and beet it ya just need time to study the story pay attention closly and youll get it and on L&Zovers word go F a Duck
DICEBOY22 2 years ago
Awe you rock xD
LinkandZeldalover 2 years ago
YOU SUCK! GO FUCK A DUCK! IF YOU MAKE FUN FINAL FANTASY YUO SUCK COCK HARDCORE!
by the way Clouds hot. lol this game was awesome. it managed to beat ocarina of time.
LinkandZeldalover 2 years ago
it beat ocarina of time?
where?
cause on gamerankings oot is numbah 1
kaiserzero61 2 years ago
I read it on an IGN site or heard it on a IGN tv thing. i dont quite remember where it was awhile back. Ocanrina of time is my third fave game and most fave TLOZ game. xD
LinkandZeldalover 2 years ago
what's your 2nd and 1st?
kaiserzero61 2 years ago
Final Fabtasy VII
then
Final Fantasy VII dirge of cerberus.
for a long while i sdidnt think any came could e better then oot. but man those games kick a**
LinkandZeldalover 2 years ago
How the hell would Dirge of Cerberus beat OoT!? I can understand FFVII, but not Dirge!
MarioandLuigi201 2 years ago
It just--I just liked it better. I still love ocarina of time. Dirge and OOT are pretty much tied.
LinkandZeldalover 2 years ago
@kaiserzero61 In 2009, it did. Back in 2005, it was runner-up to FFVII. And back in 2004, it didn't even get that far because FFVII confronted and defeated it during the peliminaries. If you want to know what was runner-up that year, it was Chrono Trigger (ironic since FFVII and Chrono Trigger are my 1st and 2nd favorite video games of all time respectively as well). My third favorite was Sonic 2, and my fourth favorite wasn't even out in 2004 (it was released in 2009).
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
I am a fan of FFVII (and only FFVII; not Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus, or Crisis Core which was pretty decent). And I often make fun of it. How? Well, because it's basically anime on a PSX game, and that stuff is always subjective to a little parody. I don't mind naming my chocobos after little itterations of various characters from a film franchise I will not name, but I reckon that you might figure it out. After all, it is a notorious film franchise for a certain reason.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
I've noticed that most of the ppl who do not like the game do not understand the story but think they do....if u ask them about it they tell something completely unrelated to the main storyline....u need to knoww the story to enjoy an rpg and ff7 has one of the best and most complex sotry lines i have ever seen....due to its complexity some ppl get left out of the loop
vborg101 2 years ago
FF7 was a masterpiece.
No game can ever beat this game.
Fuck all the games that came before and after FF7.
Gears of War has shit graphics compared to this.
The music track is better than anything Mozart ever composed.
Gameplay is better than Halo, Mario, Zelda, GTA combined.
And don't tell me I'm being nostalgic because that's a lie, and if anyone says something bad about FF7, they don't deserve an opinion.
......
Can I get my cookie now?
:3
kaiserzero61 2 years ago
it's good but not the best(if u r a fan of turn-based combat then mabye yeah) but I prefer platformers(like mario) & it would rule if square & nintendo made SMRPG2 & have guys like cloud & sephiroth in that game as playable characters & I got rick rolled(@g@in -_-).
YTPrule 2 years ago
cool story bro
kaiserzero61 2 years ago
"FF7 was a masterpiece."
Was, or is? Because it is my favorite video game of all time.
"No game can ever beat this game."
Innovation exists for the purpose and hopes of better games to build on the said innovation and improve upon it. There will be better games (if they don't exist already). I just don't know where they are or where to look.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
@REALmikegordan FF7 is your all time favorite game? I guess you haven't played very many games then.
IAmTheGoodSirKnight 1 year ago
@IAmTheGoodSirKnight I have. Let me name a good number of them off: I have played almost all the Final Fantasy games, I have played almost all the Sonic games, I had played almost all the Mario, Zelda and other Nintendo titles, Call of Duty, Halo, Half Life, WoW, Galaga, every title in Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection (which is 40+ games), Suikoden I, II, III, and V, Mass Effect One and Two, Crash and Spyro, a couple Megaman games, Metal Gear Solid 1, 2 and 3 (don't have PS3), etc.)
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
I could keep on listing more and more games down for you if you want, but then again, I don't think you would want to deal with fifty comments with me listing a ton of games besides Final Fantasy VII that I had played. It is my all time favorite game, and I picked it after playing a ton of games all throughout my life. But if it will please you just a little, I also played some Chrono Trigger, Goldeneye and Shadow of the Colossus. They're really good games as well.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
@REALmikegordan Sorry but I just don't see the appeal of FF7 (even after playing through it twice and going so far to breed a gold chocobo). If you like it though, then more power to you.
IAmTheGoodSirKnight 1 year ago
"Gears of War has sh*t graphics compared to this."
First of all, graphics don't make a game. Second of all, the graphical styles are completely different between the two games and they were both released generations apart; you can't compare the two. It's like comparing a comedy to the Lord of the Rings.
"The music track is better than anything Mozart ever composed."
Granted, FFVII has awesome music. But that statement is absolutely arrogant in and of itself. Now go watch Fantasia.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
"Gameplay is better than Halo, Mario, Zelda, GTA combined."
Halo is a shooter, Mario is a platformer (with some diversions into other genres here and there including RPG), Zelda is action/adventure, and GTA are sandbox games. FFVII is an RPG. The gameplays between all five of them are completely different. How the f*ck does that make FFVII's gameplay vastly superior? If you wanted to be reasonably rational, you should have listed other RPG's like Chrono Trigger, FFVI, and Mario RPG.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
Now, granted, I had more fun playing FFVII than any game I have ever played (Halo was kinda meh, never got good opportunities to play Mario or Zelda, and there is no way anybody could coerce me into giving GTA a chance). But that was due to several other factors as well as gameplay. If I wanted to focus moreso on gameplay and gameplay alone, Sonic 2 would have won handsdown for me, but it didn't. Because I consider FFVII to be a better game. Thus, the reason why FFVII is my favorite game.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
"And don't tell me I'm being nostalgic..."
What's wrong with nostalgia? Nostalgia was probably one of the key reasons why FFVII had outbeat Chrono Trigger for me. Otherwise, it would have been a tie.
"...because that's a lie..."
A lie is manufactured truth. A lie can only be formed through being familiar with truth. False assumption is different in that one doesn't have to be familiar with the truth in order to falsly assume what is true. In other words, it's not a lie.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
"...and if anyone says something bad about FF7, they don't deserve an opinion."
Wow, you are a big elitist fanboy, aren't you? Okay, here are the three main flaws of FFVII, my favorite game of all time:
1. Awkward translation (not horrible, but it makes it hard to interpret what the characters are saying and in what tone they are saying some of their lines).
2. Vincent Valentine, one of the most useless characters in RPG history (at least he's optional, but why did he need a game?)
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
3. Well over half of the major cast either don't develop, or they do but seem to have suddenly stopped developing somewhere in the middle of the story (Cloud, Tifa, Aeris and Cait Sith are the only characters in that game that continued developing all throughout (although Aeris died before disk 2, so in a way, she did stop developing halfway through, but we won't hold that against her).
There! Three big flaws (might be more), and they aren't overly relevent in the game itself.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
"Can I get a cookie now?"
Tell you what? If you decide to respond, and you are polite and respectful of my opinions and responses to your comment, then not only will I give you a cookie, but I will give you a glass of milk of your choosing, a whole package of cookies of your liking, and some cake and ice cream, both of your liking and the former even being home-made. Trust me; it'll be like a birthday party, but without the candles or presents.
Otherwise, I will block you.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
kaiserzero61 1 year ago
wow what was that piano song at the end?
Mcormics 2 years ago
that's the intro song from Final Fantasy X-2
devilboy666x 2 years ago
XD lol wow i'm dumb, never played that one, finished the rest
Mcormics 2 years ago
omg stuiped
Galad114 2 years ago
cool
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REVODK 2 years ago
is this sposd to be funny
cathycoocoo 2 years ago
yes. :)
devilboy666x 2 years ago
well its not and it suck dick!!!!1
asshole
pp3k07 2 years ago
YOU SUCK THE COCK!
devilboy666x 2 years ago
do you know that black people still enslave blacks in Africa and it was black people who started slavery.
ffreakaboutit 2 years ago
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imtypingwords 2 years ago
F*** you Asshole! Aerith was the 2nd best character in the game and shouldn't of died!
LuigiDude1800 3 years ago
fuck off fanboi, this was supposed to be a joke, get a life.
devilboy666x 3 years ago
OK .
LuigiDude1800 3 years ago
What is a life?
TeamDataDrain 3 years ago
More importantly: What is a man? D:
kaihedgie 3 years ago
What?
TeamDataDrain 3 years ago
I'll tell you what: A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!
kaihedgie 3 years ago
akiibaby 3 years ago
I get it, man... I don't understand these fan boys... And thankyou for pointing out how Barrett was a complete stereotype. He was the only character that used ebonics, and was angry perpetually. Then again, I guess I would be angry too if the only other black person in the whole world was "Rude."
irock730 3 years ago
that was my only problem with the game one black guy is a stereotype, the other is almost mute.
lor108avi 3 years ago
Seph and cloud arnt boyfriends you faggot.
There is no blood because its a 3+ rated game.
The happy music is her theme.
the points about cloud = advent children bollocks.
barret is black and all blackpeople speak like him, its not a stereotype and its not racist. its a fact.
U R A FAGGGGIEOT
fleetwoodsucks 3 years ago
That's where you're dead wrong. Not ALL black people talk like him, that pretty much is a stereotype from what you say.
And to prove my point, I'm black myself, but I don't listen to bad rap music and shouting incoherent profanity every five minutes. You sir, fail D:
kaihedgie 3 years ago
i bet you still shoot at the screen when you go to see movies though.
fleetwoodsucks 3 years ago
Wrong again. Taking your views from stereotypes makes you even more of a fool than you realize.
kaihedgie 3 years ago
whatever. Barrett is a true representation of black people. Your probably just a ff hater who claims its unrealistic.
Of course it is.
But barrett is true to life.
fleetwoodsucks 3 years ago
No, your just a moronic fanboy, who knows absolutely nothing about black people
The real question is, have you even met any black people in real life? Do you even know of the historic black people that changed America?
No, I guess you wouldn't because you're so absorbed in the 'realism' that is 'Final Fantasy'.
kaihedgie 3 years ago 2
'whatever. Barrett is a true representation of black people. Your probably just a ff hater who claims its unrealistic.'
I've heard some effed up fanboy crap, but that is just downright racist. And a racist fanboy is just about the despicable kind
kaihedgie 3 years ago 6
By taking your values and views from a video game based on a completely fictional setting, you here are a retard stuffed of fail.
Good day.
kaihedgie 3 years ago 2
Read the reply I made to fleetwoodsucks. Trust me, I actually made an entire comment detailing what stereotyping is and how even stereotypes have some reflective values on said cultures (the term is a more negative term, but still...how did these stereotypes come to be in the first place? Hmmmm?). Even so, stereotypes, negative or no, are deeply interwoven in the historical representation of said cultures, may it be for good or for ill.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
I saw you replied to my comment - i realize this isnt the comment but i couldnt find it.
Your not a fan of dirge or crisiscore? Why not? they were both awesome games.
and yeah i dont really care about the chocobo thing, but making fun of the characters!?
To good of a game for that.
LinkandZeldalover 1 year ago
Dirge of Cerberus was a very generic action game with very little to offer aside for backstory for the quite possibly the most overrated character in the game (Vincent Valentine). I don't hate Crisis Core myself. It's got a good story, the characters are great, and while the gameplay is pretty indepth, it falls flat on it's face for being extremely repetitious (every mission, side or main, is basically just go kill some things). CC is still pretty good, but doesn't hold a candle to FFVII.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
Actually, I can pretty much make fun of the characters by themselves. After all, devilboy did it and he was just joking around (he got me; I'll give him that). Aside from Vincent, I don't really hate anybody (in fact, I'm probably the only person in the world who actually liked Cait Sith as a character) in Final Fantasy VII. But still, you got to admit that the game does do a pretty good job making fun of them for us (I always loved kicking Red XIII with a soccer in Costel Del Sol).
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
Well, only one of the jokes made me laugh. but i suppose they made a good job of making fun of them. i still dont appreciate it. but the one where it said "Real reason FFVII happened- cloud wouldnt hold sephiroths hand in public."
LinkandZeldalover 1 year ago
Yes. Even if Barret was a stereotype, one must take into account that stereotypes are not strictly made up; they were concieved by the very people being stereotyped in the first place. Of course, it is as bad to stereotype as it is to gossip, but the difference is that these people have brought it upon themselves. It isn't racist; this is how they had presented themselves to be in the first place. Thus is how stereotypes have came to be. Thus, Barret is both a representation and stereotype.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
PS: FFVII artstyle and narrative are derivitive of anime/manga. Most of them aren't anywhere close to being realistic, so of course FFVII is going to have a few tounge-and-cheek moments and scenes that are just downright goofy (Cloud wearing a dress, Cloud capturing a chocobo, Red XIII disguised as a Shinra souldier on a ship full of morons, and Cloud and his date being randomly casted into a play about ballerina kings and dragons among others). But hey? At that time, we had Pokemon too.
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
So yeah, it took a year.
But barret =/= black people
fleetwoodsucks 1 year ago
Last I checked, he was black. However, if anything, the reason why he is black was so that Square could expand on the welcome of different world nationalities, and never intended to cast Barret as a stereotype. You see, when stereotypes are created, unlike a gossip, they tend to be unintentional or used for parody instead (see Tropic Thunder for reference).
So in the end, one must ponder: Was the stereotype intentional? And is it relevent? And is it worth throughing a hissy fit over?
REALmikegordan 1 year ago
happy music?i thought it was sad...its sad yet trying to not be sad and tell there's still hope...the music brings brightness i'd say...:)
xxboysbexx 3 years ago
go fck ya self
mlodysr 3 years ago
iz tay zonday like the new rick rolling...?
ClairePeine 3 years ago
it was funny and i wished you used the family guy one to rick roll witch would have been cooler and 8 sucks i liked 7 better lol
smilinbob1234 3 years ago
Eh. If you're planning on Rick-rolling someone with this, you'd best put the rick roll earlier next time.
Guitarplayer34 3 years ago
LOL, my first video response is a rick roll!
evilmonkeyg1 3 years ago
LOL i love this vid
Frozenfireaizen 3 years ago
just another crappy video from a boy who wants attention on youtube. yeah u got attention, but you Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soccerman641 3 years ago
oh really? 1st of all I'm not a boy, second, the video it's supposed to be a be rick roll, it wasn't serious, so that shows your lack of intelect, and I don't want attention I do this 'cause it's fun to see the reaction of fanbois like yourself, have a nice day asshole
devilboy666x 3 years ago
yes, u are a boy. eres un niño!! at least fanboys know what a good video is. Let me tell you this is NOT a good video. Sorry my friend, but i still think you suck at making videos, you can call me anything u like. have a good day.
soccerman641 3 years ago
FF7 was one of the most revolutionary games of all time. Who are you to say half the things you said. How the fuck could cloud be gay, Aeris isnt a bitch...... you're just a complete fucking idiot.
xCrazyTacox 3 years ago
you are the idiot that didn't get the joke, this REVIEW IS A JOKE just to rick roll and tay roll people, watch the whole thing before posting fucking asshole.
devilboy666x 3 years ago
Aerith is not a bitch!
Look i love Aerith. Why? Cuz so cute and she is very useful when u r in trouble.
I mean, Great Gospel fully heals ur party.
I like Cloud, Tifa, Vincent, Red, and Cait Sith, but Aerith is my most favorite.
bja808 3 years ago
This review was really useless. As a huge gamer, I can tell you that this was a complete waste of time. It was a little comical, but it's not right to tell viewers that they shouldn't play the game.
The game was released in 1997, so picking on it's graphics is a joke. 11 years ago, that was about all companies had to work with.
Anyway, I'm only pointing out a few things.
2/5
Kairixriku 3 years ago
::Facepalm: this was supposed to be a joke, I guess you didn't got it.
devilboy666x 3 years ago
When FFVII came out, Resident Evil, Parasite Eve, and far better games came out with superior graphics engines. Even by the standards of 1997, the game was a fluke. Even Ocarina of Time and Super Mario 64 were better, graphically, and those were on a lesser system with less able graphics engines./
AndiTheCorinthian 3 years ago
dude this game was huge, why do you think games now a days with gorgeous graphics are way short?? cause you can only fit so much in a DISK, plus final fantasy 7 had a great story line, and YOU CANT compare different genre games
Need89HELP 3 years ago
Need89HELP, the game had bad graphics not because it was huge. The entire world was explorable on each disc, so the entire game could fit on one disc. What took up 3 discs were the cut scenes. CDs have a capacity of about 750mb, much smaller then DVDs. So if FF7 didn't have so many FMVs, the game could have been the same size with much better graphics fit onto one disc.
stafax 3 years ago
Sorry, there was even BETTER graphics during that time from other company's.
sonicfeet 3 years ago
OMG! Am I the ONLY person heres that gets the Shoop da hoop/shoop da woop, chocolate rain, never gonna give you up quotes!?
Oh well.... I herd you leik mudkips?
FuhrerKingHavok 3 years ago
you are not the only one
Sabbin23 3 years ago
ha ha ha! this was awesome! FF7 is the second most over-rated game ever (first being the halo series).
FF6 was way better. ff7 was just a 3d version of ff6 but with a "for dummies" materia/battle system and a washed down storyline. Just about everything that happened in the story for ff6 happened in ff7 but didn't make as much sense for some reason.
FF7 might have been the birth of JRP's popularity in the western countries, but at the price of the death of a once good franchise.
stafax 4 years ago 3
What?
FFVII had no similarities with VI. Though if you're using the whole empire vs rebellion thing then we could easily say all the FF games after II were ripoffs of that. And washed down? Please, if anything VI had what, one major plot twist? FFVII had atleast a few dozen, some small, some major. The battle system? Yeah it took influence from the esper system, but actually made it fun.
RebirthedKarma 3 years ago 2
The battle system of 7 made it fun, for noobs. It removed classes and left characters' individuality up to their weapons and Limit Breaks. Every character was a red mage in 7.
The story, Cloud is the male version of Tera. A near identical "plot twist" that happens to Tera happens to Cloud.
And finally, you say tomato I say tomato, you say plot twists I say plot holes. That's what FF7 had, a shit load of them.
I don't care, this video probably just pissed you off since you're a fan boy.
stafax 3 years ago
man, this is FUCKING HORRIBLE! ( as AVGN wud say it). Speaking of AVGN, this review wud actually be funny if u ranted on it like he does, so why put it in the tags? Im all up for dissing FF7, even if i love it :), but this was actually a waste of time.
tidetidus 4 years ago
your comment makes me sad =( I'm going to delete my account right nao :3
devilboy666x 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha pls do us that favor =]
thank you
Need89HELP 3 years ago
oh snap! :D
Xashe 4 years ago
hahaha awsum singing
btw ff7 is beter
hel ff4 is beter than 8 (u shud play it)
Xashe 4 years ago
O RLY? ffx-2 is bettaar than 8 imo actually.
devilboy666x 4 years ago
lolololol
MSarr0 4 years ago
you funny guy... u took me for serious.. :-0
GodFist7 4 years ago
devil boy u full of shit lad... tel me ur address and ill come down and kick ur arse......dont u have anything better to do
GodFist7 4 years ago
dude this was suposed to be a joke, but I guess you're not smart enough to have figure that out. take care =D
devilboy666x 4 years ago
ive been tay&rick rolled
MSX900 4 years ago
FF7 really messed with the FF fan base because it attracted the anime fans. I liked FF9 better post FF7 because it stayed true to the "Fantasy" part of the title while 7 and 8 where more science fiction like.
DarkBahamut 4 years ago
sry i heard the story sucked in ff9
LynetteCloudburst 4 years ago
So you heard it sucked. But have you actually PLAYED it? Moron.
DarkBahamut 4 years ago 2
i like 8 better then 7 and 9 because it was the first game i EVER played :) me and my memories.
solidwtf2 4 years ago
Learn some english, and stop spoiling the best scenes of ff VII
maisterileo 4 years ago
geez, this was suposed to be joke, you jackass
devilboy666x 4 years ago
ye maisterilo (whatever kinda retarded name that is) giv the guy/gal (soz i dno) a break!
tommy543210 4 years ago
GAY
foch41 4 years ago
LMFAOROTF @ 4:44 xD
DarylKT 4 years ago
"FF8 is better" hee hee, i liked that one too...not sure if more.
People who are all hurt by this should watch the whole vid before getting pissy.
fakebastard 4 years ago
No POder Ser Tan Mother Fucker!!!
i hate You!!!
The Best Game Aver, And You do that!!!
¬¬ you are the Worst!
I Love Aeris (LL)
Franfco07 4 years ago
no poder ser tan mother fucker?
lol
devilboy666x 4 years ago
the best game of the history. yo are a sonn of bitch
nitinisin45 4 years ago
Uuuuuh, the baby cries 'cause someone doesn't like his FFVII.
Cry moar, plz.
TheWhoFan000 4 years ago
your thoughts...well... no one really cares
-.-
TelgeToken92 4 years ago
nope, lol you watched it.
devilboy666x 4 years ago
this video is retarded.
eataslimjim 4 years ago
You know what I did not like FFVII but I don't like your review neither. It wasn't funny, a total waste of time and pointless!
conyo985 4 years ago
i didnt get this, jus lame
fraserwiseman 4 years ago
man sif 4.5/10. maybe u cant appreciate a good game. HOw are u reviewing this game on 2 days graphics? It seems thats all ur looking @.
K1nGRahHh 4 years ago
lol 2 day graphics
devilboy666x 4 years ago
Personally, i don't understand why so many are bashing Aeris. I think she's sweet and deserves better than being called a "bitch" in more than half of the FF7 videos I've seen.
Fatalframe1991 4 years ago 2
she's not a bitch, I love her :)
devilboy666x 4 years ago
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isabelleisabr 4 years ago
The characters in 7 had WAY more depth then 8. bradbernett: is right. the characters in 8 where basically all the same characters in 7, they just looked more real.
benzo8686 4 years ago
I don't understand how anyone can like 8 more then 7. don't get me wrong 8 is a good game, but 7 has so many more plot twists and sidequest's.
benzo8686 4 years ago
part 2: using characters thats almost like right offs of ff7 characters as squall(cloud), rinoa(yuffie), zell(tifa), irvine(vincent), and they add a few new fighters that uses different weapons with ff8 theres really not much fun to it drawing magic( i mean for the ones that didn't cheat to get it) + there are a little difference between those characters i listed but for the most of it nothing really that different from their weapons or fighting.
bradbernett 4 years ago
lol fanboys ^__^
devilboy666x 4 years ago
This reveiw sucks more worst than ff10 x2... Its sad that you really think ff8 is better wow doesn't storyline matter to you? ff8 might have a sightly better graphics but so what ff7 is still way better. all ff8 is just a crappy love story that goes no where.. thats sad. that gay part just makes you look fruity... which is even more f* up... this is part one.
bradbernett 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this was so stupid
rolland311 4 years ago
and its not the best FF but its still a good game and i know you were just jokeing its just my ps cut it of at the end and i did not see the message
venomtheevil 4 years ago
whats with the happy music lol
venomtheevil 4 years ago
............only jokeing nice video but can i say that did you mean this stuff are you a FF fan or not? i dont care but i am
venomtheevil 4 years ago
yeah I love the FF series but VI and VIII are better than VII ;)
devilboy666x 4 years ago
yeah but i still like VII the only ff i have not played is IV but do you mean? the stuff in this video (i dout it) or are you just joking
venomtheevil 4 years ago
i am a fan of your but please dont make fun FFvii
venomtheevil 4 years ago
A cheap shot . No one can touch this classic
makewayforwillie 4 years ago
Lol. That was great thanks for putting that together :D. I saw that chocolate rain guy on Leno one night I couldn't believe how deep is voice was. Cant judge a book by its cover eh rofl. Also nice choice for the ending song.
Ravonox 4 years ago
Thank you! If you Lol'd then I'm happy :D
devilboy666x 4 years ago
Really funny video xD
Yeah, Sephie loves Cloud, we all know it u.ú! xDDD
Hey, where you from? o.o! (I have a post from you in my channel ._.)
RemiFannel 4 years ago
one of the best on youtube. you have to make more. great sense of humor.
takeyourpill 4 years ago
thank you ^__^ and yeah there will be more.
devilboy666x 4 years ago
I luv you *licks* ^______^
devilboy666x 4 years ago
haha chocolate rain!
AqualungGameReviews 4 years ago
Pure Jawsome!
beyli 4 years ago
BEST VID EVAR!
Plz make moar
olololololololololololololol!
LAWLLAMA!
ExDeathZERO 4 years ago
<Dalorei> Boobies! </Dalorei>
LucasTobin 4 years ago
The one thing that made FFVII shine the most was its story, not its graphics.
gx2productions2006 4 years ago
FFVII had a pretty shit story after SHINRA.
mrallex 4 years ago
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Mr378 4 years ago
I always liked tifa better too, she had big boobs and she wasn't annoying.
lol rickroll
NewDBN 4 years ago
QFT
NewDBN 4 years ago