Can YOU Help Me?

[meto166]

you be trollin dude

[IraqChoosesLife]

whats a hoker?

[spareaxe]

he's probably trying to break away from being gay, and she knew it. Or Heidi is a tranny.

[incredible2]

if you have an UFO, then drive her back. But, if you don't. then pls shut up

[ViktorHolecka]

because I know, that fret over relations is unavailing and good is enjoy life every day, cumulate friends, flirt every day, be happy and dont worry, dancing in home, so enjoy your life ;) Man, 10 Milion as Haidy is everywhere.

[ViktorHolecka]

Love can do it many give power to people or love can do it also collect forceful-people power and destroy their good self-confidence =(. I know it, but now I´m ok and happy,

[deagla2]

@Curiner ahaha stop living in 1970s memes! ;p

[HawkinII]

well the first thing you need t do is grow a pair the second thing is to continue to honor her restraining order

[deagla2]

@Curiner oh it is about turning humanity in the next few years into cyborgs..microchipped etc so we are much more controllable!

[SilverSevens]

ummm...what?

[freddytsj]

he's gay! NO i didnt test it but his lover is heidi :D

[jienn83]

Sorry man, one word "PATHETIC"

[DarkenedSprite]

I'll just take her from you and marry her.

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

LOL, fake.

Prolly tired of spanking his monkey.

[bbbqqq222zzz]

As Alfred E. Neumann once said...Let her go, if she doesn't come back, hunt her down and bring her back kicking and screaming...works every time! Now that's a relationship made in the good old US of A.

Stun guns are very effective...I just know that she'd appreciate all of the attention. If she's too fast, shoot her in her lower leg, that'll will slow her down. I know this to be true, of course it can lead to blood poisoning and a horrible death! But the world is full of Heidis.

[brznzzy]

@bbbqqq222zzz HAHAHAHAHAH,,, Fukn super,, Loved that... nearly bust my gut laughing,,, cheers

[ninjasification]

What would I do to get her back? Let's start with taking this video down ......

[linalou91]

oh good lord, Heidi RUN

[mountaindewjoe]

profile.php?id=100000483589107­#!/danigoofball -- type facebook addy before this -- BAM! same girl

[Brainiac83]

What a crying little bitch..Be a man you wuss.Get another broad.

[zabman23]

you should go for a colonic and think about your sexuality. if this is for real, then your public display of humiliation has struck you out of the "man club".

[594742]

Pathetic.

[Eli12Israel]

אחי לא מצחיק חח

[yomghhh]

Put something shiny on the end of a string and leave it on the corner across from the strip club.

[tknguyen123]

hello iam am indian i eat kurry and want my jacket plus i drink coffe !!

[deagla2]

Resist the Illuminati's Borg agenda, grow a herb/veg garden!

[Immaculite]

WTF IS THIS SHIT? o_O

[mancamiatipoola]

When u are done crying like a little girl and are ready to take responsibility for that cock hanging between your legs, drink 10 beers, smoke 5 joints, jerk off and then go on a week-long pussy run, then come back and ask this same question again, u pussy !

Be a fucking man and move on, she sure as shit has.

[ptekgrun02]

Man up crybaby. No woman is worth pain. Hook up with her best friend or sister

[sakuraXvanquish]

Heidi was the car or the girl? im confused..

[gggtrrr]

ご愁傷様。

[JulietBM]

@Dominik520520 That's not funny..

[Rook3800]

Weak dude Weak.

[marcelpsaraiva]

weak

[m132465qk]

get a hoker, loser

[tastyUdon]

FAIL

[handymandan100]

I want her front!  lolz

[rikrodgers]

First off, strap on a pair. Secondly, MAN UP.

Dude, videos like this will get her back - period. If this vid is real, you need to meet with her and tell her how you feel. If she says no then it's not meant to be. Making someone feel guilty into coming back, or begging them will not be constructive...

[rikrodgers]

@rikrodgers that was supposed to say Not get her back - period.

Thanks to Pootube for not allowing me to delete my mistakes!

[shyface85]

Is this for real !!!

if its so try true "sorry" next time ...if there will be one lol

[carma3650]

gay

[crashoverriderayden]

no mames.. que patetico...

[SlickCat57]

did ya get her back yet?

[cenaroolz]

lol. thats just a prank and its not real. this dude is israeli (both name and accent) and that car in the backround is not in israel (license plate is white, in israel its yellow), sure this couldve been on a vacation but i seriously doubt that since heidy or anything close to that is not an israeli name.

[Soakedboy]

Grow a good 4 extra inches, maybe then she'll reconsider.

[RoAnduku]

I still can't decide if this is for real or you want your car back... either way i think giving the chick a call would solve both the situations more effective than a youtube video GL

[JohnsonGetDown]

you fail...

[VicentiuB]

GAY

[Michael7521]

Shouldn't have messed up the first time.

[vjfibro]

this sucks, hate

[samn100]

Go somewhere besides youtube?

[kostazzzpb]

damn dude... if u wanted her back u wouldn't post something like this on youtube...she left u, live with it...

damn now most people think that ur a 40-year old cry-baby

[thedarkone123123]

Grow some balls you piece of snot.

[backinthehole]

You look 40 years old, GROW A SET OF BALLS DUDE!!! Damn, what a pussy! Thats probably why she left you, too much fuckin crying!!!

Ya seem I'm a man, not a fucking crybaby bitch like you. I'll make sure to bang the shit out of her while your still at home crying.

[Nomoreidsleft]

Dude, sorry I can't help, but putting her picture on a looser YouTube video might not help your cause.

[JackMeadeIsACunt]

lol queer

[jarofhappiness]

It's more like he is faking tourettes rather than crying.

[LostHisMarbles]

I don't like/love people who don't like/love me back. It's rather natural for me i recommend everyone else get the same mindset lol.

[H0tLemonJuice]

Fag:))

[blthetube1]

Super Lame

[sonnycullen13]

I don't know this guy personally but I'm filing a restraining order just in case...

[okayplayer31]

stop arguying :) let's call that a fail :D

[iTermx]

Heidi Klum?

[AlexJDick937]

Leave the man alone! Clearly no one commenting this vid knows what true love is?

FFS... the poor dude prolly gonna kill himself if she don't come back!

[WispyPlane]

Lol your a fucking fag

[AlexJDick937]

Oh yea... your a big man because you can call a sentimental guy on youtube a fag. Grow up.

[WispyPlane]

No. I'm a big man because I don't show sympathy for fucking idiots that post there personal life on a fucking website... Get a life fag and keep out of other peoples affairs.

[AlexJDick937]

Lawl... it was a featured video, I watched it just for the heck of it... and felt like commenting. I'm not butting in his life any more then you are! So you just as much of a fag big boy.

[WispyPlane]

...Do you fucking read your comments before you post them? Because the only thing I got from that last comment was your un educated and lack a fucking social life....Get some friends fag

[AlexJDick937]

I'm sorry that your comprehension skills are only equivalent to that of a 4th grader and cannot grasp what I'm saying. Maybe u should go back to elementary school for a few years, then you'll get what I am trying to convey you imbecile.

I'm done talking to you now, goodbye.

[WispyPlane]

LOL wow good job at completely avoiding the last comment. Fuck buddy did your parents go wrong...Was it the raising portion of your life or the neglect for the fact that there child is a fucking failure

[davehoney1]

If you see her again make sure you chuck one up her arse! that's what she really wants!

[madmax0204]

is this dude retarded ?

[007DefCon3]

For too long you have been bitching about your love for a woman who does not share your feelings. You do not wish to move on and live the rest of your life instead you cry like a pansy on youtube, well tonight, we will find out Just how much you desire your life. Live or Die. Make your choice.

GAME OVER

[CheezeDipper]

Haha nice!

(I suppose this was like that danish girl right who was searching for the father to her baby?)

[jerrysjunk]

grow a back bone man

[BEAVERTRAPPER46]

fuck a hoker and drink it off

[rkjpsn]

whats a hoker?

[alex15419]

i gave u a plus, cuz i damn liked what u said.

[Ramenking1]

Calm the FUCK down. Just get someone else. God. Don't get all rapish about it.

[MEGABITCHMAN]

MORHERFUCKER

[JVeK0]

Gay + Fake

[lisreal24]

Apparently she didn't stay in bed long enough....

[hamzajibransaleem2]

this fuck

[jowdibear]

root her sister

[boozyyyy]

oh dud i wish i was there to give you hag

and I'm not gay

[jw13303]

HAH!! METRIC TOOL!

[TheSlav91]

ok..

[lisn92]

he only wants her back so much so he can fucking claim to live in the uk or usa or were ever the fuck it is, go back to your own fucking country and you can rape all the girls you want, YOU SICK FUCK

[pockettrocket86]

Omg you cant be serious.. LOSER!

[pockettrocket86]

Omg you cant be serious.. LOSER!

[Farmerbrown07]

Turn to Jesus :-)

[madeinnewyork87]

so u date raped her with coffee and married her, you wake up and shes gone cuz she doesnt remember a thing and now u want her back??

[jellybean318]

WTF

[brittbo2006]

is that the guy from something about mary?

[devil1227]

Goodjob search motivation on the internet!

lulz

[Xsoul2007]

LOL did that car just said " i WANT her back?" wierd..

[Jpcristel]

I have no one to get back. Im 19 years old and I never had a Girlfriend.

Virgin, and proud to be one!

[DanielBolcsfoldy]

@Jpcristel lol i have a gf but still virgin + it dosent really matter that much just enjoy life to the fullest

[2prize]

Kill her then rape her body till youve had enough

[JonoRecord]

i'd tap that

[anynamedontcare]

go kill yourself you sick mofo

[DestruidoR530]

u really r gay

[panterafist]

Response to "I really want her back"

So, do I

You might have a chance, but you just gave it away with this gay video. Now, tell me what's her phone number

[elbertagaton]

gay

[Alkaholik10]

just go after her sister!

[panterafist]

her sister is fat

[MeshugenahScientist]

Post#1

I have some advice for Heidi IF she seriously wants 2b rid of him:

Here's what to do:

Set a date to meet him in a room in complete privacy

Hours before the meeting, eat a lot of pizza & hamburgers

When you meet him, be sure to fart like crazy. Silent ones make up for lack of sound by intensity of odor, so you should be fine not making it obvious. If gets sexually insistent, defecate in his presence.

Do the above and he'll cease to imagine u as some perfect & desirable angel.

[MeshugenahScientist]

Post#2

Ladies, I shouldn't have to dream up such simple methods to shake a man off your tail. If only you'd use your wiles to get RID of a man as you do to GET a man, life would be sweet for all.

Doing what I suggested above will have a a two-pronged benefit:

(1) It will get a man off your back; i.e. it'll avoid him stalking you, or bothering you in any way in the future

(2) It will be a kindness to the man to show him the truth that you're not the angelic creature he sees you as.

[wilyninja]

i'd prolly man-up and start acting like i had a pair.

girls like that

[MeshugenahScientist]

What's "acting like I had a pair"?

A pair? Pair of what?

[wilyninja]

Testicles.

Men usually have two of them. While they biologically offer little courage, the phrase is meant to point out that to act like a man (to be strong and confident) will often times attract the opposite sex (you know, women).

The guy here is not acting like he has a "pair of testicles" and I think that would be a good place to start in his self-improvment.

[Newgate2209]

Do as the cavemen did: knock her out with a large wooden club and drag her to your cave. if you dont have a cave, buy or rent one.

[SAXORXIII]

hey my exs name is haydee i hate that bitch

[EireneOtrera]

I believe he's saying, " Heidi"

[SAXORXIII]

i know but u pronounce it the same way

[Daevi1]

yo, that was fake right... like the "crying" i thought he was supposed to have a cold... but that was tooo... sad to be fake, ummm props for putting a video up

[MeshugenahScientist]

I suspect he used an onion or two.

[TheMegaantimage]

How abooouuttt .... Getting a life maybe ? !!!!

[nestorilias]

you can always masturbate dude! You must be happy ;)

[clownbaton]

Christ you are the epitome of fail. Can anyone say "viral marketing"?

[vincent6189]

this guy can't act lol

[bigamit12]

Man you suck.

Go find youre momma and suck her sour pussy.

[Doofchiller]

no I'cant ^^

[zatchbell89]

congratulations! you completed test numer one on how to become a deuch bag! and that was this: cry on THE FUCKING INTERNET!

[Finlandpigz]

Deuch bag? Do you mean douche bag?

[zatchbell89]

lol WHOOPS

[96JUSTIN]

shes a whore and is fucking Tiger move on ya pussy

[tsfreh]

OMG IT'S A TALKING CAR

[puicolorat]

It would be awesome if Heidi was the car XD

[Haz155]

lol (but I did actually crack up when I read this)

[voodoo00]

I have a plan for you.

1) grow left testicle

2) grow right testicle

3) find new girl

4) make sexy, problem solved

[M4aster]

how make sehx when penis not growthed yet?

[crackshack2]

@voodoo00 you win the grand prize an invisible cookie

[mamutcina]

please *sniff* blah blah *sniff* you know *sniff* how to *sniff* contact me *sniff*

Be a man for fucks sake and get her back!

[undocumentedspot]

She is fucking Jimmy kimmel Live

[alli50n]

Worst video of all time.

[NimbleNoddy]

im sorry but no, if she left u ofc she does not want to marry u....

[2009jimmy2009]

make love to her when she is sleeping, then run yourself over with that car, now that would solve it!!!

[byte01010101me]

1:17 Steer a little bit to your right and step on the gas, dude.

[shitbox99]

this guy should kill himself

[nenadragus]

true

[NataliaVoro]

lol. i agree

[MagnificotheGreat]

wth is wrong with you?

[oaklandu99]

I would start by jamming my tongue up her shit box and work that ass for hours. Then I would play with her clit by flicking it with my tongue while jamming at least two fingers deep inside her love hole. I'm make her squirt a few times, then pound that shatch of hers long and hard, give her a huge creampie and then go down on her and clean her out with my tongue. If that doesn't get her back, I slap the bitch and kick her ass out the door. You're welcome. NICE!

[EeJLP]

Wow, so you'd eat your own cum?

[crackshack2]

@oaklandu99 LOL

[lionarch007]

If you love a butterfly, let it go. If it comes back to you it was meant to be. If it doesn't, track it down and fuckin' kill it. Go get your butterfly, you big cryin' pussy.

[omgpara]

@lionarch007, you rule, nice comment LOL

[DaedriCxNZ]

haha totally unexpected ending, loved that comment

[nolifechance]

LOL totally.

[treadyy]

go to thailand and get one for $ 30 , and she'll never leave ya, lol

[crackshack2]

@treadyy

[DEMONSL4YER1]

haha, mine is 6 inches!!! and he needs to get over it, I lost my first gf and I've been looking at this other chick for a year now but rarely ever see her now but I've gotten over it, (the girl I've been looking at is like 15 or 16 and I'm 13 lol).

[nPudz]

mmm you can try and get her back OR! you can face the fact that she`s not into you, suck it up and move on.

[muchloveforuu]

ure fake

[lenin713]

RETARDS HE WANTS THE CAR NOT THE GIRL

[wazup862]

you can knock her out and lock her in your basement...

[crackshack2]

@wazup862 3 POINTS!

[Bmaninsane]

Screw that she is hot I will f_cking go for her myself. Betta watch out playa

[smalldickie]

when u are done stretching out her pussy i will f-ck her with my lil 5 incher.

[hellsing4life]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[freestyle0892]

HAHAHAHHAHAA, fuc ksake i love the internet.

[free4meh]

You got to tell her that you are gonig to become a skinhead and she will be interested in you again

[shawsk113]

and you can have her back im fucking her how

[Ghoulzz]

SUPREME FAIL!

[kingston554]

yeah we all want a white woman thats for sure. ive seeded 4 of them, i am breeding out the white race lol

[FallenDespair]

yeah unless your a nigger then you'd be doing it wrong at breeding niggers instead....

[mastersethan]

i am white thanks AND PROUD

[2adGnosis]

Which is why I only date and bang black women. ;-)

[kingston554]

good, take our women and we;ll take yours. ill take that trade any day cracker!

[shawsk113]

haaha well nobody wants your women... not even you

[2adGnosis]

More than happy to. :-)

[808heaukulani]

buy a 12 gauge

[bubspenis]

give her my number, you snivling fag!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fflovesme]

this is our idea of a sick joke right?

if not, dude, i really do just hope you will take this down and get her back personally.best of luck

[davidshoey]

i want her tits can i havem?

[number9711]

Ps tell he that you jizzd in your pants