Man robs shop armed with chocolate muffin

[MrItslouis]

dam idiot he should of had double chocolate

[SortedGeeza]

He woulda been in and out without anyone seeing him, if only he used a "scone"

[djman5]

He gives the woman the money then realises he needs it for the bus....

[itscloudyagain]

lmao good boy :L

[tsblikesfood]

to everyone outside it looks like he just layed a turd in there and runs out still pulling his trousers up

[MrLetsdolunch]

I hope he gets caught and goes to prison. There needs to be zero tolerance, all this wussy community service asbo bollocks is causing them to take the piss.

[musicxbox360MUFC]

lol

[SanAndreasVagos]

ROBBER: Nobody move this is a stick up, ive got a chocolate muffin

SHOP CLERK: a muffin as a weapon, who youse trynna be the milky bar kid or something?

ROBBER: Im serious gimmie you money or ill throw this muffin in yo ass

SHOP CLERK: oh haha.

ROBBER: Thats its im outta here - damn you wont give me $30 for my crack habit urgh (leave the store ranting and raving)

Makes a good crime comedy.

[Cockzilla01]

@SanAndreasVagos Shut the fuck up you unfunny twat

[SanAndreasVagos]

@Cockzilla01 KEFE

[TheKfnff]

armed with chocolate muffin? lol great choice of weapon

[Konicava]

@TheKfnff You kidding? You eat 20 of those are you're dead, right there.

[schlebb1]

why didnt she just slam the til shut on his hands!

[turnfootsherlock]

white asshole

[stevecole78]

Pulling his trousers up as he flees for full comedy value

[silverX404]

We need to bring back birching and Televise it to shame them, if not send them to Iraq 

[75DianeM]

I know it's serious and everything,but I had to laff at the description "robbed the till while armed with a chocolate muffin"-lol.I hope they catch him-what a git!!

[carldouglastv]

What a shit head, i know were this shop is and i have been in it before, hope the staff members were ok after. I hope they catch him.