CBS2's Serene Branson has a stroke on air? [DIRECT SOURCE]

[MrStricken1]

Snicka flings in a coochie! Bwhahahahha

[ratchetb7]

Well a VERY very havaay aa --- heav , dw .. bertation tonight. We had a veerryy derce-derison .. By , lets go head Terse tase n stulabavit enhabiva pe

[BellaCalifornia34]

It wasn't a stoke. The part of her brain that controls speech just wasn't able to send the right signal, and the part which controls movement "motor" was working fine. So she wasn't able to process her words but she could still talk and was still fully aware of what was happening.

[Rojas1217]

Lmao!!!

[besties4ever65]

And stop making fun of her u 'tards wat if that happened to you!

[besties4ever65]

She didn't have a stroke

[dudebfg0123]

well a berry very heavy, uh, heavy, de- burtation tonight

we had a very dares--dareson bite and let's go hit Terry Tayzon for the bit had the pet

[errolwebberjr]

Well a very very heavy a heavy du bertation tonight. We had a very ders derson, by let's go 'head terra tasen lush quibet de hap di pet.

[biiish13]

ahahaha nah she just fckd up big time :P

[M1STER420]

Career killer at it's finest!

[7162zz]

Turn on CC translations. lol

[policechaser]

I'd let her blow me, as long as she promised not to bite. :-o

[saabp4life]

I happy she's better now , but one name came to mind . Did anyone see the movie "Pooty Tang" ??

[ucladodgerdog]

Happy Anniversary!

[foryouwillneverknow]

that was so cute!

[kesayo]

Serene branson

[braedencraw52]

the subtitilles say well and very very head they abby did their tasting tonight we headed dairy dairies there a certain right lets go ahead tears jason has been extended pets

[InsidiousRuin2687]

Poor woman. When I first watched this video, I laughed because I thought she just got really tongue-tied. But then I found out what really happened to her and it's not funny at all anymore.

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

When I messed up at school I blamed a stroke too, didn't work after the 15th time but still, it was serious enough that they didn't ask questions!

[101Skb]

‎"Well a very havay - havay bartasion tonight, we had a Very dares- dareson by lets go by teresh tosanabet the have the pet"

XD

[anndizzle13]

I can no longer say the word "Heavy" with out thinking of this clip. It always refers back to Hev-vay!

[DanielandHannah4ever]

Well a very, very head they abby did their tasting tonight, we headed dairy dairies there a certain right let's go ahead tears jason has been extended pets.

[jrodthegreat1]

she learned the zoom language.

[FISHGOMOO4321]

BURTATION

[TerriblyExcellent]

Thumbs up if you pressed "CC" next to the "full screen" button, transcribed the audio and looked at what the caption was!

[MidnightGrunt]

"But lets go to darrison-dan"

[scary1800]

I want to cum in her mouth

[null140]

The doctors revealed it was basically a very heavy burt-- i mean, a strong migraine.

[scary1800]

She has such a beautiful mouth

[sexycheese1231]

Stupid tramp

[hermitcrabguy1000]

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[dirk9953506]

press 4 and she says hair LOL

[braedencraw52]

im surprised that girl that was after serene was like WTF DID SHE JUST SAY?!

[ElectricDrummer91]

Actually just a 'brain fart' happens more than you think.

[actlful16]

poor girl :( was it nerves or a stroke? i heard it was a stroke, idk

[Damian8711]

ummm. . . I dont know what to say haha

[keyofdavid888]

I used to have heavy burtations.  Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[vegetto101]

CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE

[TJw1014]

i feel really bad about how hard I am laughing right now.

[BMeister22]

The best part is at 0:16 when she gives the "holy shit" face.

[otamanlvhs]

I was actually laughing but I know that it shouldn't be funny because she has disorder

[jsharps1000]

@otamanlvhs her disorder is actually a fault her pussy has. its said you have to be fucked oince by me and i cant say i have fucked her yet but i promsie you i will and that disorder as u say will go away.

[Supermassively]

@jsharps1000 Are you fucking retarded?

[Kaiuchka]

@otamanlvhs Actually she said it was just nerves..

[fredmagic09]

She had a migraine aura which caused her to have slurred speech.

[JICKIE25]

maybe she's pentecostal and forgot she wasn't in church, but at work. BIG SMILES!

[kludgeon]

Well, I don't know about a stroke either, obviously; but I too was very anxious for her after the first little stumble, when it suddenly became apparent that she hadn't just lost sight of her cue cards. She had the 'deer-in-the-headlights' expression, a sort of alarmed, unravelling, UH-OH face. A brain injury or 'incident' can be such a debilitating and ruinous occurrence; I hope the news-bimbo was/is/will be o.k.

Sorry for the 'bimbo' remark, but it's just TV, not real life. d;

[whiteboie79]

WHAT LOL

[xRAxProductions]

If you play it forward you'll hear a satanic chant. Worse, play it backwards and you'll heal nickelback.

[beanodonnell]

@xRAxProductions my god im not sure if he meant heal nickelback or hear but both sound frightening

[flarn2006]

@xRAxProductions Why, are they sick?

[Doominatorx6]

Something about this just screaming satanic chant.

[Ben2010Anderson]

It Wasnt a storke it was a aura migrane

[pqwilrj]

OMG I totally lost my shit when I saw this video. I'm such a bad person.

[keyofdavid888]

@pqwilrj LOL

[thisnameisnttaken]

Am i the only one who gets scared for her every time I watch this video? You can see the horrified look on her face as she's struggling to get her words out. knowing this was because of a stroke-mimicking migraine only makes me feel extremely sorry for her. I'm a guy and I just want to give her a hug there and tell her not to worry about any of that and that she's going to be helped.

[azuremily]

@thisnameisnttaken d'aww poor girl :(

... still hilarious though.

[JeJc100]

@thisnameisnttaken you hit it right on the head couldnt have said it better myself

[DrGigglesIsBlackVeil]

@thisnameisnttaken

You made me feel bad for laughing at this. D:

[hemmojito]

@thisnameisnttaken

I'm with you. I just feel sorry for her. When I worked in a stroke unit I saw people having a constant condition like that. But for her it's just a from-time-to-time few second thing. But this didn't make me laugh

[iDJMIXTRESS]

wow. um awkward.... 

[Thekikomanns]

Back to the kitchen this one !!

[duskbloom]

Poor lady had play dough stuck to her tongue

[silverleon777]

I didn't think someone could accidentally the entire sentence so masterfully...bravo!

[Orryy1]

“Well a very, very heavay a heavy drit, burtation tonight, We had a very dairse, darrison…but let’s go ahead tearis tasin losh flabette bahend the pet." Clearly.

[blaimport]

According to the Youtube closed captioning, she says

"well and very very head they abby did

their tasting tonight we headed dairy dairies there a certain

right let's go ahead tears jason has been extended pets."

THANKS, CLOSED CAPTIONING, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, TOO! xD

[3martijns]

I understood her perfectly - she is a Brainwashed obamaBot! LOL.

[SuperEzekial19]

Sound she's speaking Sim.

[KohviKruus]

is that channel logo an all seeing eye?

[Bawang0716]

@KohviKruus yes it's CBS, it's illuminati

[TheHumbleFellow]

I can spell that.

PS7?LL!743

[RedKNightStars]

i cant stop laughing....

[FatherPatOphelia]

herp derp

[birdizzle]

what

[MrsHappyBe]

αχαχαχαχα τι ακριβώς είπε;;;;

[yoshihawv]

sure sounds like a language. can anyone translate?

[abola2121]

@yoshihawv I can't translate "Derp".

[Nicolea9000]

Well played Serene, I raise you a "wolf kabob roth vantage!"

[MasterOfRanger]

@Nicolea9000 10/10

[WhyHatePandasWhy]

I like how there are hate comments with people saying don't make Fun of her or her condition - how the fuck are you not to make fun of her CONDITION?! we're not making fun of her but the funny shit her mouth said due to her 'condition'

[Borrisbeaner]

@WhyHatePandasWhy also I'm pretty sure a stroke isn't a condition

[buddyisreal23]

at the end she went russian

[HRFTG]

She sounds like a Sim

[Leontheon]

Matt Good sent me. :D

[bjggjb]

Serene Branson didn't have a stroke, or even a migraine! She obviously saw Burt Reynolds at the Grammy Awards, and was "lost for words" when she noticed how much weight he has gained. I suspect that toilet seats now break under his weight, and he registers on the Richter Scale when he waddles down the snack aisle at Wal-Mart to snag yet another box of Twinkies. (Heck, that would make the cat grab anyone's tongue!)

[FatherPatOphelia]

I'm a Catholic priest, very drunk off the blood of Christ and I could do a much better job than that.

[ZombieSafeArea]

@FatherPatOphelia STOP wanking off to that video, and you're probably a pedophile also so STFU !

[ZombieSafeArea]

The average IQ of Youtube users is ZERO. We should as normal humans be feeling sorry for her, but instead you dumb fucks think its funny to make fun of someone who is going through a horrible mental traumatic incident. I hope all your mothers go through the same thing, and we will see how many of you laugh.

[alexlosy5]

@ZombieSafeArea I don't think they are making fun of her per se, they are making fun of the words that are coming out of her mouth. Of course, no one would want that... but ease up a little...

[ZombieSafeArea]

@alexlosy5 WHATEVER......

[charbok]

People STILL think it was a stroke? Jesus you guys this was like eight months ago and you still didn't hear that it was just her fucking up?

[lampshades120]

well a very, very heavid-heavy-devic vertation tonight. we had a very daris-darison.. bi lets go head terish tazen tiddlostupet, dehadupet.

[000RickOlopilis000]

She has trouble saying words that are not kitchen or sandwich

[snoobeagle]

Burtations and Derrisons abounded that night.

[kelbell0824]

I'm disgusted by many of the comments on here. She has a migraine condition that caused her to speak like that. It's horrible to make fun of her and to make jokes about this video.

[Anomaly1111]

@kelbell0824 migraine? nice one

shes a reptilian hybrid clone

[aidar369]

I'd just like to say in her defence... ncsreb vbfnv ivnfbwpbvp ioervpw

[sadsales]

"Well, a very, very heavy burtation tonight. We had a very derrison bite, and let's go ahead and tearish tazen lischglobit the havel pet."

[libbeingcool]

@sadsales LOL

[hialex]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[11mavericksquid77]

Shes right... there was aa heavy bertation...

[TheUnreaI]

0:00 that was my reaction ;D :D :D

[michaellovegrove]

man I cant believe this still makes me laugh. First time I saw it I was literally rolling on the floor.

[Eliviner]

The comments here are disgusting.... she had a sort of migraine that caused her to speak that way.

[blite13]

@Eliviner Yeah and the water sprinklers brought down the Towers on 9/11, right?

[Eliviner]

@blite13 I think they did.

[nifuraka]

if Derpy hooves were a Human reporter ....

[LGW1234159]

Hopes she's okay but this makes her seem like she's skrewed in the head not like the stroke

[TheSPARTANJ13]

Am I the only brony who sees this and thinks "DERPY!"?

[ProvinceBand]

If you click 6 you can actually pin point the exact moment when her career ended.

[MrPenfold4]

Voldemort returned, possessed Serene Branson and made her a Horcrux.... so there will be another Harry Potter movie called Harry Potter and the Heavy Burtation .

[gereiam]

@MrPenfold4 Knowing the money they milk out of this crap i doubt its gonna be just a Heavy Burtation but actually a Heavy Burtation Part 1 followed by a part sheveten eleveone twoteen!

[3234718]

@MrPenfold4 Professor Flitwick will also be teaching the counter-bertation spell in Charms class

[cutswift]

I blame the heavy bertation that night.

[zBombed]

She was

*shades*

lost for words.

YEAHHHH

[TheMolt1]

@zBombed I don't think you get that joke.

[Thogek]

Ouch. More about what actually happened here (sudden migraine and possible seizure or stroke) at j.mp / nphqsY

[grassvalleystudios]

That Columbian strength weed can be a such a bitch sometimes.

[lollipoplover52]

@daneyboy88 ya ummm no she didn't!!

[daneyboy88]

She sufferd massive internal bleeding and she died shortly afterwards

[marthajustmartha]

Well, a very very hevay, uh, heavy duh birtation tonight. We had a very dares. Dareson... by let's go head and terrace tazen noh shna vet na haven pet.

[MoFoHardstyle]

Burtation. Rofl

[GUMMSHOW]

it almost sounds like she's talking backwards

[supervilla06]

That is one epic blonde moment! LOL

[sam6632342]

We watched this in my Emt class the day after it happened. Very scary for her you can tell her expression changes and she knows something is wrong.

[TimboiProductionz]

hahahahahaha hell to the naw hahahahahaha wtf was that hahahaha was that real hahahaha hahahaha

[tranceotaku]

What.

[MrRatedRRockstar]

Sorry, she forgot to take my cock out of her mouth...

[11mavericksquid77]

Yea... I fuck em so hard they yap a bunch of jibbrish when I'm done.

[justsumguy2u]

she is so silly! 

[gekisen01]

well a very very heavay ah heavy dvt bertation tonight. we had a very dares darrison bite n let's go hit taris tazon lszk ah bit they have the pet

[xPossibly]

@gekisen01 bahah you got it like exactly right

[97channel]

That must have been a terrifying experience for her. Poor woman.

[BarryDead]

Sometimes the lips and the brain don't connect. All the perfect people will have something to say....... 

[Valtielsamp]

I feel sorry for her.

[HerregudTim]

EPIC FUN!

[carascandal]

its not a stroke guys!!!!!!



[whipped1000]

Serene Branson - "well a very very heaveh uh heavey duh burtation tonite we had a very derest derrison by lets go ta terris tey flvit hlshrtpet."

[VansSkully]

@whipped1000 you mean hlshrtbet

[whipped1000]

@VansSkully no i mean hlshrtpet

[Zukoku]

when you feel a genital stimulation or even an orgasm at an unusual moment, thats what you call a BIRD-TATION.

clearly serene branson is having a massive BIRD-TATION that made her went seemingly retarded, live, on tv

[Killerk328]

They said that she didn't have a stoke, she just stuttered really bad REALLY BAD

[Bibimykitty]

LOL< hilarious! but I honestly hope she wasn't fired XD

[Gauldar]

She made more sense in those 10 seconds then Bill O'Reilly has in his entire career.

[Swagidy]

I'd still do her.

[alex111053]

She herpt so hard she derped

[obesecats5]

i can understand mentally challenged children better than her

[supervilla06]

kitchen... get back in it. NOW!

[bnelsonblog1]

She is the white pooty tang. LMAO

[niinamii]

whaa?

[SimpleVisionVideos]

i bet if you turn on transcribe audio it will actually be in english

[SimmyXShimmy]

dafuq

[icysilver1]

to find out what really happened 423JhqFygI4

[7mmz]

not a stroke

[CHRIZROX1]

lol too much coke

[Mirada66]

She's speaking in tongues! Break out the holy water!

[thesniffysniffy]

her report really struck a cord with me. tonight, i plan on having a very VERY heavy bertation. also, just last night i had a very derrison bite. so why not? let's go ahead and terash tazen for a little bit (ahead of the pit)

[teknoise1]

"well a very very havea heavyburtationtonight verydarrydarryson by letsgoahetarrytaloashkfheiofj;­oiahwjkdhhjdiwk they have the pet"

[dustin12129]

Ya talk dirty to me baby!

[agt462]

@TechnoB0T Fuck you asshole, hope your mother commits suicide. I love Serene!!!

[Phendraana]

Thats almost kinda scary. I have brainfarts like that but I also get migraines, so maybe thats at the root of it.

[VariedLyrics]

She obviously can't bang 7 gram rocks.

[johndoe7033]

Shes so beautiful

[Outragedjoker]

that wasn't a stroke. It was demon speak! Throw holy water on her. I'd say we need an old priest and a young priest but the vaticans afraid they're just filming another season of to catch a predator....

[MrHomeChef]

@Vegas1Joker She sounded like that's what was happening to her. She got the very very heavy bertation goin' on.

[q4043]

Wow she probably did better than I would haha I mess up all the time in front of cameras