I am Raleigh Theodore Sakers (Chapter one)

[420JohnnyButt]

This guy's goin places.

[XSlaveKillaX]

if she turns me down she is gonna go straight to hell, she will not pass go, she will not collect 2000 dollars, she'll never fuckin win...

[crosstrian]

6 people are fucking semantic blockages.

[XeroFDM]

6 people are fuckin semantic blockage

[0000AllFitness0000]

seriously I think of lines from this during the day and crack my shit up

[golfpride72]

Who's christine ghontarra?!

[WaltDisneyisracist]

@golfpride72 christine gontarrek

[gratefulzeppelin420]

@golfpride72 See was new reporter in that Milkaukee Wisconsin area in the early 1990's. Raliegh Sakers was from Wisconsin. The real histoty of this tape it was a tape that circualated via Wisconsin in the punk scene in the early 1990's. So you may how the tape got to California, the answer is via Brad Conyer of the Ziggens whom was friends of the dude whom work on lo-fi compilations called Shazam! at UofWI Madison. Shazam! #2 pre-dates Robbin' by six months - only 25 or less were made.

[Iincd]

DATE RAPE

[TheLNIZZLE]

THIS IS THE DUDE FROM SUBLIME!!!!!!!!

[bbbmoody]

@TheLNIZZLE wrong, asshole... jesus, you're online, do some fucking research...

[Noblewerts]

Raleigh Sakers > Charles Manson

[iove219]

sciiiiiiiiiiiiieeeyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiii­ii-tik-tik-tik............

[hoghash78]

Can you imagine if this dude was president, and this was a speach. To the world?!

Fuck....Pure fuckin beast mode. Who would fuck with us

[kdouglas24]

pure intelligence.

[hoghash78]

Raleigh was living in a suburb of L.A. In a halfway house. He recorded this himself. The picture of the man with the cigar is not him. And...... he has since passed away.

[iEatedBitches]

The guy was fucking insane? He was a crazed, how can you say he is brilliant?!?

[SwaggaDagger92]

I wish he was my grandpa... This guy is fucking brilliant.

[surrenderyourflesh]

so glad more people have kept this around

[tomthe13omb]

thumbs up if you love SUBLIME

[slipnkot1212]

@tomthe13omb lol listen to the ROBBIN THE HOOD album right now :)

STP!!!

[BitterPoetMadman]

@tomthe13omb Sublime was lucky for one of their members to have worked with this patient. They have nothing to do with this other than record him.

[gratefulzeppelin420]

@BitterPoetMadman The truth is no one in sublime recorded. The dude in Very Mean Mean Recordings of UofWI found the tapes in the punk scene there. Brad Conyer of the Ziggens played the tapes to Eric Wilson head the tape and made a dubbed over a tape he had some Black Flag recorded on and played to Miquel whom decided to mix the tape into the Robbin' The Hood cd to fill up time on on CD.

[MrMilkmi]

Im Gonna Tell yeou How Smart uew -R

[notabear707]

I'M IN YOUR ROOM ROLLIE

BACK OUT

I'M IN YOUR ROOM ROLLIE

BACK OUT

I'M IN YOUR ROOM ROLLIE

BACK OUT

[NICEandEASY024]

@notabear707 man they spelled raleigh in the title...can't you see?

[notabear707]

@NICEandEASY024 Nigger I spelled that shit phonetically and I don't even give a fuck. :)

[kryptonickraze]

This sounds like my grandmother.. She has a whiskey problem.

[scottFullerFuck]

i got you all on tape you cocksucker! your crazy! your outta your fuckin mind! you went for line drawings and you fucked up you fuckin idiot,, you brainwashed yourself you motherfuckin stupid cocksucker! because you never studied your Holy Homework!!! thats two capital H's there, all the rest are lower case in any fuckin case.. supreme court you are not the fuckin supreme court of anything, except HELL!!! for the next ten thousand years you will shovel your shit and eat it because your on reefer

[igotthatsnowmayn]

a piece a whole American shit mental midget lmfao

[pokerrear]

thats a minus be! youre gettin graded cocksuckers

[redyehti]

You're zombies. You cant get out of your frame. You're caught in a comic book you motherfuckin......lunatic-tic-­tic-tic-tac-tac-tac-tac.

[DarkDizzle845]

She wont pass go, she'll never fuckin' win.

[igotthatsnowmayn]

@DarkDizzle845 what

[iluvjk07]

lmfao this i def the funnyst shit ever

[52ls]

fuck yourself, in your ASS hole lmao

[BortLicensePlates]

Why you fucking mental midget.

[rhythmicspeech]

I think he is more sane than Michael Savage and Glenn Beck. At least he has some comedic value.

[rexrugerrockz]

n all this time n years i thought that was my boy brad r.i.p. being funny. n it turns out actually there really is a Raleigh Theodore Sakers!! lmao... "becuz she's my zombie, i captured that mother fucker. and she's my cassette"!! -Raleigh Theodore Sakers

[sinister1st]

GRAB ME BY MY ASSS AND SUCK ME OFF. YOU WONT PASS GO U WONT WIN

[sinister1st]

I MADE U UP UR SEMANTIC BLOCKAGE. SHE SUCKED MY COCK IF SHE TURNS ME DOWN SHELL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. SHES MY ZOMBIE. LOL DAM I LOVE IT.

[TheLVROY]

youve got to respect raleighs genius

[towlebucket]

"She's my cassette."

Genius.

[rentashoo]

isn't this taken from a Sublime album?

[aleer1991]

@rentashoo yes, robbin' the hood. this is the unedited version.

[MrJonathanperry]

I have been a fan of this guy since i first heard him on my sublime cd..At times he is funny but i do find some sense in some of things he says

[blahblahblah8478]

i constructed you fuck you

[jakblast1]

this shit is hillarious!!! who is this guy??

[Av8erJax]

..and if she cant do it, I'll try 10. HAHAHAHA

[redyehti]

@Av8erJax.... if she cant do that ill try five, but, thats it. :-D

[dubwise72]

SYMANTIC BLOCKAGE AND A SUPER FkING DISCHARGE

[320ibeamer]

I LOVE RALEIGH

[bourbonflow]

grab my ass and suck me off

[333wtf333]

You either cool it down right now. OR YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!!!!!!

[musicpowa]

kill all them mautherfuckers YIIIIIIIIIIKKKKIIIAAAHHHHHHHHS­S hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­a WTFFFF

[DontTouchMyMullet]

Anybody know where in the fuck I can download this?

[radix10]

@DontTouchMyMullet it's on a sublime album boss

[thechoiceisyours1]

@DontTouchMyMullet google youtube to mp3 downloader

[Pavlovscat567]

5000$ minimum. 20K would be better.

[jblgti146]

fuck yourself in your ASSHOLE

[br4incell]

anybody got pics of christine? and is she a java writer or c# lol.

[333wtf333]

@br4incell I think HTML???

[mikeymidnight420]

I got the feelin that when I die, ima go to heaven and stand before god, and he'll be Raleigh lol.

[MrFarrest]

@mikeymidnight420 deffently who ever that thing might be that we call god I'd like it to be this dude's voice

[captainsmasho]

Someone needs to make this into a novel

[jordanvanderwerf]

haha I love the part when he threatens to call the cops on (what i'm guessing is brad) cause he's in his room.. LOL. hope it's on here!!

[mastermindsith]

it wasn't brad. from what i've found, it's either just some guard at the loony bin or it's kelly vargas' (fill-in drummer while bud was in rehab) brother. he worked at the facility and somehow got this tape.

[jordanvanderwerf]

oh, sounds like you know better than I do lol.

Either way,  GOD dam Raleigh!

[ladebacker]

@jordanvanderwerf Yeah, that part is classic, but you can't seriously believe that's Brad. This is a legit recording from a halfway house and I'm about positive that's an orderly trying to lay down the law. ;)

[spmc4c]

@ladebacker supposedly the cassette with all this on it surfaced after one of The Ziggens members (or maybe a family friend) went to rehab. I forget which one though. I would imagine the rehab clinic also shared facilities with mental hospital.

[atribe101]

SPELL IT MUTHERFUCKER!!

[iliveforwinter]

Your not real but your dangerous

[Fluffy8778]

She'll never fucking win

[tkos420]

where can you get the whole 30 minute rant, i had it but my other computer crashed

[opustrek1]

wish u were here.i'd beat ur ass like the little faggott u r.answer me pussy.where r u?

[howlinmadmurphy7]

You gonna take me on? Come and get me you motherfucker

[ASirensSoliloquy]

tek tek tek tek tek tek dak dak dak dak tap tap tap BAHHHH

[sublimesancho]

FRIGGIN FUNNY SHIT!!!

[SuperiorLight]

Classic shiz.

[douggyfrreshh]

youre being judged. this is judgment day. you lost.

[RalighSchwanson]

Take my camel she's a good fuck! I'll trade'em all! HAHAHAHA XD

I'm the nigger turned inside out??? XD what does that even mean?? LOL!

[WildBillHickums]

@RalighSchwanson white on the outside, black on the inside

[guyfincham]

Does this guy exist outside of sublime robbin' the hood?

[Angusgibb]

haha he aint nothing but a crackhead

[djbapc4]

...but that's it

[Theoppositesex]

Does anyone have any idea what classical piece is playing over the begining?

[sborder66]

9:05 HhahaHaaaa instant classic

[sborder66]

7:52 "you don't have the mentality of a common fly" hahahaa

[ThorMorgan]

Cool it Raleigh!

[porkpiepaul]

He s NOT on the cover. On some CDs, his picture is beneath where the cd sits. So when you remove the CD, you'd see his face. There used to be a bravenet site dedicated to him that had police reports, court documents, and a lot of good information about him. He used to live in the Valley (north hollywood) and mentions his street (cantara) in one rant on the phone with a 911 operator. A lot of info out there now is Bullshit about him.

[katherinerg888]

"...Hey, you gotta be genuine, thats the name of this game. If youre real, you got nothin to worry about, but if youre synthetic, startin tomorrow your balls come off..."

[ladebacker]

hey, you gotta be genuine, that's the name of this game...

[controlusplease]

GOOD GOD, THIS IS HILARIOUS!

this is comedy that only a diehard sublime fan would get or know about

fuck, i wish this dude was still alive

R.I.P. Raleigh Theodore Sakers

[sborder66]

hahaaa yeah, I was stoked to find the rest of this recording,, after listening to it for so many years on rth,, wish there was more,, fuckin psycho.. hahaha

[treewizard420]

Are you guys retarted? It's sublime.

I want to see a picture of him for real.

Your molecular matter, i constructed you: fuck you.

[patrickallain]

Hes on Robbin the Hood cover. He even has a fuckin myspace

[assWompingMadNess]

its opie ortiz on the cover...the lead singer of long beach dub all stars and dubcat and he's the one that did all the artwork for these bands, including sublime...it aint raleigh

[Krillslippen]

Opie Ortiz is not the lead singer of LBDAS. RAS 1 is.

[assWompingMadNess]

what??? opie and ras share lead vocals..they are both the lead singers in LBDAS

[ladebacker]

Someone seriously needs to make a huge soundboard off these, prank call like mad and post them on youtube.

[tpmgx6]

hell yes. the only prob is the music in the background. hmmm

[ToriiHunterFan]

you are not the fucking supreme court of anything! except heeeellllllll!!!!

lol. mental instability is hilarious.

[mitchellboomphi]

Raleigh, here's the deal, you either calm down or you're gonna have to leave.

[broperry71]

WHAAAAAAAA!!! GHEEEHEEEE!! UUUUUUUUGH!! You know mr.R is more entertaining I guess. I mean holy shit. This is ...well... Kids if you ever are face to face with mrR . you fight or run!!

He is not a joke.],a and he must be stopped, before it kills somebody.

[purvicide]

He's already dead.

[broperry71]

Did Raleigh really get 5 stars for his video. I know, this is my third response. HeHeHe M word !! HAHAHA! I wonder if this guy always or never deals in absolutes? Does he deal in absolutes are these absolutes? Do bad people use absolutes.

Truth be told, I just wanted to say this guy puts this guy puts N in nasty, the D in disgusting , and the CRAZY in CRAZY- unstable.

[sirjacko1]

This guy reminds me of Obama, the way he rambles on about random shit and doesn't make sense. Although Raleigh is much more entertaining.

[joemusiclover]

is this a movie or sumthin ?

[johnpriceuk]

SPELL IT! motherfucker!

[gibnumba4]

he was featured on sublimes album ''robbin the hood''

[Roushman90]

He was also featured on tracks from other albums. But they were lesser know albums...

[chunkyluva224]

i constructed you fuck YOU

[wackymac28]

who is raleigh sakers???

[chinopisces]

He's a genius, obviously.

[imafractal]

amen...and i'm his zombie!

[thepman98]

this had me in tears, quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever heard.

[Smokatronic]

Insane people are not weighted down by what they "should" think and so can be surprisingly wise here and there.

[hunclemike]

Hey man, what the hell do you by "insane"? Who's insane? Raleigh or Christine Gantaric? I'm having severe semantic blockage so I'll sign off.

[hunclemike]

@Smokatronic Right on man. It's like when a little old lady picks up a car cause it fell on her husband. Her mental inhibitions didn't limit her.

[abovethecloudsLA]

your fuckin semantic blockage !!!

[jimtrash]

this is funny as fuck, I LOVE IT!

[TooShyKajaGooGoo]

Why do people not find this as funny as I do. And I do without the aid of any drug.

[TheDude0fLife]

You must be a fairly normal well-adjusted person because I've found that crazy people don't like to hear someone crazier than they are and Raleigh is fucking nuts!

[Strikerouge70]

This man speaks the truth, you're too sane to realize it.

[s556762]

who is this guy

[igotthatsnowmayn]

LOL i miss these days listening to this high as fuck laughing my ass off

[yirmyahfox]

It's on robbin' the hood

[sirjacko1]

For the love of God, please tell me where I can get this mp3.

[CanAxlHelpYou]

It's on the second Sublime album, which is called Robbin' The Hood. The start is off the track 'Raleigh Siloloquy PT.1', there's heaps more of his rants on that album dude.

[cummings666]

hahaha oh god i love raleigh.. i wish we were able to find out who exactly he is.

[TooShyKajaGooGoo]

You mean "was". He died about 8 years ago. The worst loss since Mother Theresa.

[igotthatsnowmayn]

isnt he like some pyscho old man that lived with sublime at one point in the same building and always made pyscho recordings rants

[cyanic11]

I don't think he's psycho at all! Honestly.

[BojanglesCanada]

hes an insane schizophrenic

[TooShyKajaGooGoo]

I counted 61 instances of derivatives of 'fuck'. Truly an innovative wordsmith who keeps us from knowing what time it is.

[JeffersonMangum]

Your a fuckin programmer named Christine Gontarik.

[ZoojerZ]

She sucked my cock.

[sirjacko1]

Shes my zombie. I captured that motherfucker.

[t900badbot]

Starting tommorrw your balls come off.

[sirjacko1]

This guy reminds me of Obama.

[JeffersonMangum]

Are you sure, cuz I could swear he sounds just like McCain. Don't think so? just add the words "my friends" at the beginning, and throw the word maverick in there 500 times and it sounds just like him. *cough* LOSER

[javiberm]

i wish he was my grandpa.

[sickfixxreturns]

I've already preordered your autobiography, entitled Semantic Blockage.

[HTDC13o13]

you're not real your just caught in a comic book

[3amigosalute]

You're a biological product of the cosmoLOGICAL universe.

[heyimericv]

This is too funny!

[rudigerf]

I constructed you, fuck you! hahahaha

[bendutta2008]

how in the fuck can you do anything about? LOL

[ZeJam123]

OMG OMG OMG Ralieghs legend, someone tell me how to get the ENTIRE script for this vid..? pls?

[unicursalhex]

Submantic value of a jellybean...

[Loupland]

one day, they'll be down on their fucking knees, begging for some fucking salvation... The bleeding american dream has turned into a fucking deadtrap with a scent of a dieing ego! you can run and hide, but the all seeing eye is staring right in your fucking face! i cannot be killed! i'd say. they will ask for merci... and i will consider it!

[Terry86w]

grab me by my ass and SUCK ME OFF!

[lfc4life111]

this guy should b president

[douggyfrreshh]

hahahaha mental midget!? haha

[youngerandsexeir20]

this dude is so trippin balls i want what hes eatin

[Epiphone101]

sounds likes he's on crack

[porkpiepaul]

Schizoprhenic..no crack..

[Epiphone101]

ohhhhhhhhh... thanks

[Lokiate]

This guy is one of those crazy geniuses you hear about on the television.

[Lokiate]

This guy is one of those crazy geniuses you hear about on the television.

[EqualRights4Kobolds]

This guy is hilarious. I first heard this speech when it was edited over an episode of Tales From the Darkside here on yt. Now that I know he was a patient at a halfway house, I can add him to the list of eccentric folk legends along with Brian Peppers and Wesley Willis.

[taylnstorm]

He's a genius and has it all figured out. I love Raleigh!

[ibr0kethedam]

this is the funniest shit i've ever heard.

[SoundofGod]

Long Live Rollie!

[ladeback25]

insanely funny