Condescending Army Commercial

[thenakedguyeating]

0:26 nanyone else reminded of four lions (movie)?

[nohopepope2187]

As a Soldier, this does not offend me - but I, of all people, don't understand this video. An appropriate video would list what Military life is really like, in a hilarious way.

[jaydekonah]

sounds about right

[horrorlover927]

:26-:30, me in mw3

[WhysoSerious2016]

How did he miss that open jump shot?

[bearslayer8]

These are the best videos ever keep doin whachya doin

[WildWestBudgie]

PUNCH BUG YELLOW, BIATCH!!

[dizzyarcher01]

hes cheating on his wife!!!

[whaohdoublerainbow]

at 0:16 the correct answer was "bitch please"

[irateuforfun]

clearly these are civilians who know nothing on how to wear the uniform.....and know probably next to nothing about MCO p1020.34g...this is a comedy! find something better to do with your time marine....ps yes the bunt cake is amazing

[shadesn1per]

This pisses me off. One: He's wearing Marine MARPAT Camo. Two: He's not wearing it right., and I don't know why he's wearing a camo t-shirt. Three: Nice haircut you nasty fuck.

Four: The Bunt Cake in MREs is amazing. Five: Army is for those who couldn't make it in the Marines.

[Battlemaster7]

@shadesn1per Six. You're the guy this video is referring to.

[supersmartfood]

@shadesn1per You piss everyone else off. One: this video is an example of comedy, you're supposed to laugh at it. Two: No one gives a shit about your marine terminology or even knows what you're talking about. Three: Of course this video is gonna be off on some details like the Marine MARHATCAPTAT what ever its called, but that's the point, it just makes it funnier. And Five: If you haven't noticed by now, this video is about you.

[FuckYeahPatMorris]

@shadesn1per You know what Satire is right? Like, do you have a basic comprehension of what humor is?

[ThePowerfulHamster]

@shadesn1per Condescending youtube commentator.

[horrorlover927]

@shadesn1per

marines is for douchebags who think they're fighting a good cause but are just bombing civilians. COME AND GET ME!!!!

[mokeynam50]

@horrorlover927 well ya see marines don't fly jets. that's the air force.

[syngamingorg]

hes wearing marine corps camo

[bijeau99]

in all honesty, i watched this video to learn what condescending means

[Meanderthal17]

@bijeau99 It's just when you talk down to people

[dragondevil69]

@bijeau99 i still dont know what that means

[CenkIsAdorable]

@bijeau99 lol dumbass

[Ecrilon]

My favorite part is when he is driving the minivan and two soldiers are running beside it getting shot.

[danieo1210]

he has the same color on the gameboy as i do :D

[RSInitiative]

lol i smiled through the whole video, pretty funny

[Desregaurd]

My favorite part is just the look everyone gives him when he responds.

[awesomeness1290]

not the army... the marines :D

[tidalwave2k11]

thats not gum. its a baloon

[Sponsor081]

CANT STOP CLICKING oN COLLEGE HUMOR VIDEO! NEED MORE CLICKING VIDEoS OF COLLEGE HUMOR!

[inamonianim]

US Army....... Every soldier in that video was wearing MARPAT

[bgw316]

The devil disliked this... guess how many times? >:)

[JamesThWilliams]

Trying asking: can you think for yourself?

[darkheartedmonster]

no the monster hes useing gum against the tank, hes a madman

[marsuleo]

love how he has a yellow bug

[jabooper]

mp5 in the woods, lolwut?

[PistolPowerGaming]

@jabooper its a close quarter area with short sight lines. So yeah, mp5 in the woods.

[BornToLos3]

This has convinced me to enlist. :D

[mikeandersson1984]

Idiots, its not the army. Thats a marine uniform

[IH8Asparagus]

@mikeandersson1984 Woah, relax Uncle Sam!! Its College HUMOUR.

[EnglishDrums1]

@mikeandersson1984 No, it's actors in costumes.

[blade3337]

@mikeandersson1984 Woopti shit, like anyone gives a fuck what the uniforms are. This video is meant to be funny, not serious.

[wlindenlaub]

@mikeandersson1984 It's a Marine Corps pattern, but sure as hell is not a Marine uniform.

[ISAAC3143]

Lol, probably my fav CH video!!!

[hellkitten3000]

hooah.

[Mropticalgreen]

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people and kill them

[Beejeification]

0:34 priceless face

[toxyoxin]

i love this video

[2777sarah2777]

0:43 I love how to army is using a minivan to transport soilders

[9amma]

@2777sarah2777 you will be surprised gets good mileage, cup holders and an air conditioner...

[BasilFawlty4444]

@2777sarah2777 Probably the French Army.

[Lonesoldier223]

the taking the trash out part s actually petty realistic to what you really do in the army

[Hollowman1985]

@Lonesoldier223 LOL yep! dont forget picking grass!

[EricNielsenTV98]

If I see that lawyer at and t commercial agian imma gnna kill someone

[jerz211]

Our military personnels ARE arrogant dicks o.o

[bdheadrick]

Hey its gary the guy who killed osama (another vid of collegehumor)

[AnonimusGam3r]

Free Throw Shot Fail!

[BurnlnHell]

i like how there wasn't a clip for the last one.

[ihate1die]

totally didnt get this video

[TehUltimateSnake]

@ihate1die

wow.....

[M161994]

I love how he's wearing MARPAT instead of ACUs.

[KOSTheory1]

@M161994 I know they really f'd that one up.

[ManFromUpNorth]

do you have syphilis?

yeah, im pretty sure i have syphilis....

[TheManMakingSoap]

Don't mean to be a condescending dick, but those are USMC MARPAT BDUs, not ACUs. Just thought that was funny since this was supposed to be an Army commercial.

[TehUltimateSnake]

@TheManMakingSoap

no it's an army commercial parody.

[stpvtsnake]

now ima be thinking of things like this whenever im asked a stupid question.

[ok2ful1]

can you kill your self...yeah i think i can do that

[jardidge]

Yup that's what the US army does to people. Turns them in to condescending dicks!

[Grunt0711]

@jardidge Yeah im that condescending dick

[ElongatedVowels]

Both top comments are making a mockery of an average youtube user's top comment! Time to say something unfunny and...damn....The irony is inescapable.

[codafett]

@ElongatedVowels I came just for you.

[BrianRobertsfan]

Second clip is a Forrest Gump reference if you didn't catch it

[o5pr3y]

Combat Minivan? Seems legit.

[RV1AND]

awesome, meta top comments

[Whatthebleepitybleep]

I used to be a condescending dick about it. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[julius350z]

lololololololo

[eLectricClips]

Yeah, i think i will like this video

[guitarmaster5757]

1:21 "hey man...you missed the shot"

[ADylanToRemember]

This video comes from a joke made by Baron Vaughn. Really funny comedian, look him up!

[sonicblasteromega99]

1:26

that guy looks like burnie

[darnjack0roll]

*do you hae any experiencen with that?*

that's what she said :)

[xNoNxExpendablEx]

lol those were marine cami's

[Gibbzy1992]

theres no glory in war only the dead and the guilty

[mkdri1]

Wow, i never knew PTSD could make someone a condescending little bitch...

[suPERCUTE99]

WTF..? I need to watch a 2:10 advertisement so I could get to watch a stupid/funny 1:36 mins video

[graviXsesskag]

hahahahahahahhahahahhaah XD

[s8tr123]

:11 theirs what appears to be an AK-47, the U.S. does not use that

[SlaughterTheFrail]

@s8tr123 If you watch any other collegehumor videos in which they use guns none of the shit they do is even close to accurate.

[s8tr123]

@SlaughterTheFrail I know i just felt like i needed to act like a douchebag for 13 seconds xD

[john987qwert]

The United States Army wears ACU battle camo, while in the video he is wearing Marpads, which are worn by the United States Marine Core, and this is not funny because the people in the army are fighting and sacrificing their lives for our freedom.

[BrotoriousBIG]

I was going to write a long comment about stupid comments, but... fuck that I don't care

[PBSoldierkiller]

*do you have the time*

*oh uhh ... its half BLAAAAARGHHHHH*

[xXDigitalassnXx]

listen new guy do you have any experience commenting >:[

troll : Yeah i have experience with that :3

15 minutes of trolling >:D

gawd save us please now D:

[bepaka]

nice marine uniform for an army bit 

[Arjahn767]

[Insert quote from video] [insert unoriginal comment] [Insert emoticon]

[SilentExile729]

Dan was in Nam lol

[ROTC44532]

US Army Veteran Approved.



[superfinalcountdown1]

Army all the way!

[hucklebur1]

Strange, some of them even seem to act like that before they get into the army.

[Ermac97]

@hucklebur1 Those are the worst. It's great that you're serving your country but being a prick about it and assuming it automatically makes you better than the rest pretty much contradicts the idea that we're a unified nation and that all men are created equal.

[MrItalianmustard]

@Ermac97 If it's a unified nation, then why do only some spill their own blood in defense of their country, while others do not? It is those... defenders... that allow the citizens of a country to have a choice.

[TheT33g]

@MrItalianmustard don't tell me people still believe that shit about soldiers dying to protect us and our freedoms lol, there dying so bankers and corporations can line their pockets and rape the oil from the country while at home we are constantly loosing freedoms coz now everyone is a suspect terrorist

[pandaaghost]

@TheT33g who uses that oil? maybe you should stop using cars, planes, stop buying food from other countries in protest against this.

[TheT33g]

@pandaaghost first of all i dont own a car and havent been on a plane in years second there is plenty legal ways for governments to get oil without killing huge numbers of people you silly twat

[TheT33g]

@pandaaghost i think it would work abit quicker if the governments just stop killing for oil instead of me protesting by myself not buying food from other countries lol

[zeppelin2224]

@TheT33g You are so stupid. We have gained absolutely no oil from our wars. Also, Canada has more oil than Saudi Arabia, the most oil rich country in the middle east. And our oil reserves and natural gas reserves are just behind Canada's.

Ignorance is a choice.

[TheT33g]

@zeppelin2224 we have gained no oil lol you want to ask the high ranking officers in your army how much they made of the millions of gallons they shipped out of iraq and how much they made of the poppy (heroin) fields in afganistan. ignorance is choice

[zeppelin2224]

@TheT33g First of all, as I said in my previous post, we have absolutely no incentive to start wars for oil. Second of all, you didn't provide any proof to support your claims.

[TheT33g]

@zeppelin2224 you dont have any incentive? whoever has the most oil dominates oil is what a country runs on. proof? search youtube for us soldiers guarding poppy fields and as for the oil as soon as the invasion took place the countless gallons has dissapeared while under american watch and you must know about the pipeline they built in afganistan

[TheT33g]

@zeppelin2224 17 billion of iraqs oil money also went missing on american watch you find all this if you actually researched it and no be a sheep following what your told by the news

[BulKyeoda]

wait.... how did he get his leg back?

[MonkeyXSilly]

If Your Gonna To Have 2 Dumb Top Comments Just Have 1

If Your Gonna To Have 2 Dumb Top Comments Just Have 1

[SuperGoose65]

i like how they used Marine Corps camies for a fake army commercial

[BlueyFromMelbShuffle]

@SuperGoose65

Noticing that shit is what makes you a killer with the ladies.

[RustArtRed]

WHAT FUCKING WAR WAS HE IN ? LOL

[Jose42AJ]

@RustArtRed LMAO thats what I was fucken wondering!

[RustArtRed]

@Jose42AJ LOL

[maverickts1]

My fav college humour video

[NintendoMauricio]

No top comment? Now it's my turn to be the dumbass who says something that's not funny and hope I get thumbs up!... Uh, Mike Hawk is Mike Hunt's cousin.

[theONEphatDUDE]

@NintendoMauricio imbreeding much?

[sozamaria]

@NintendoMauricio thats a good one

[TheSnakeboy11]

he's retarded

[UnholyMicrowave]

@UnholyMicrowave I thought of one.... damn forgot it

[PresidentOplo]

I support the US and the troops 100%, but I do actually know a current soldier who does act like that.

[krunkaintdead69]

war is a lot different to what I thought...

[Indoornutt]

Thumbs up if you noticed the camo wasn't army, it was marines. :)

[13himynameisbob]

no top comment i can do this......i can do this.......angry giant beaver

[TheL0nelyGuy]

Was that a close up of a UMP?

[Darvilicious]

@TheL0nelyGuy Was that a dumbass remark of MW2 & MW3's weapons? Yeah, I think it was.

[TheL0nelyGuy]

@Darvilicious Was that a smart ass remark by a troll? Yeah i think it was.

:D have nice day.

[Darvilicious]

@TheL0nelyGuy You, too, pal!

[yourniggahtyrone]

afdsafdsfsdgfga ! wooooooooo!

[HDDan614]

Do you think you can leave a clever comment observing the unfunny repetitiveness of other commonly used comments? ..yeah i think i can handle that.

[Mysteriousone11]

@HDDan614 Hey stupid don't abuse the english language by saying clever, brilliant, witty, etc, etc.

[MansionHere]

@HDDan614 you have too complicated words D:

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@HDDan614 Do you think you can leave an inane comment expressing your approval of the comment you're replying to with an Internet term? ...Yeah, I think I can do that.

[Jw7Onthedrums]

@HDDan614 lol brilliant

[Baboonaiih]

SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO TOP COMMENT?

unless...

[eclecomte2]

I'm watching this and all I can think about is how much i love modern warfare 3.

[xXxZeffaxXx]

@eclecomte2 lol wow..... just wow kid

[eclecomte2]

@xXxZeffaxXx I thought it was amusing :P

[xXxZeffaxXx]

@eclecomte2 lol okay

[buckeyeinblack]

I bet the marines approve this video lol!!!

[HellionSeeker]

god people who cares if theyre wearing marine gear army gear navy gear who cares its a parody video lol

[hokage102364]

i find this both extremly hilarious and offensive lol

[ExploitedYouth87]

@hokage102364 You shouldn't find it offensive. It's not making fun of the Army, it's making fun of the recruiting videos. Trust me, no one makes fun of recruiting videos like soldiers do.

[Wrigley881]

Derp face lol at 1:18

[QueenAnime99]

This is perfect.

[unearthlyp51ace]

if he was in the army then why was he wearing marine woodland MARPAT and why did they have Ak's and Mp5's

[emthedrummer]

@unearthlyp51ace because it's a silly joke? :L

[dumpsaload]

637 couldnt take out the trash

[ADylanToRemember]

If you don't understand this video, go look up who Baron Vaughn is

[lexiethesaint]

god damm peter kay advert!

[seeker6087]

lol i just realized how condescending i am :) so bad.

[nooobsaibot]

Fuckin' awesome.

[mrawesomeawsomeness]

he said coconut bundt cake and the bread was square... bundt cakes are german circular pans :O but still good video

[XepherLink]

i think i sharted

[McHeath17]

Thats MArine camo not ARMY dumbasses

[christrigg1]

@McHeath17 dude, im a huge military fan and even i dont give a shit about that. its a fucking parody, enjoy the video. im not attacking you in any way, im just saying.

[purockside]

@McHeath17 ....wow , you're cool for pointing that out.

[Mctavish94]

Why do these online videos never get their research right. or never research at all. none of that was army camo. it was MARPAT. marine pattern. jesus its not difficult. all you have to do is watch the commercials.

[15fad2011]

Seems like some pussified shit a college kids would like.

[1aundulxaldin]

Dan is here to kick ass, chew bubble gum, play gameboy color, make a bunctcake, and not be a c*ntsucking d*ck about things, and he's out of bubblegum, the gameboy color's out of style, he's allergic to bunctcake, and he really is a c*ntsucking d*ck about things.

[MyMmoss]

i have that gameboy to!!! :D

[Mchief560]

I LOVE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA I WANNA PLAY!!!

[osherhaim]

Sagara Souske.

[booboowilson10101]

stop arguing, the army is stupid poopy balls anyways

[billybabc]

LOL, It's funny because he is acting like a total dick when his close family and friends ask him questions..... or something...

[leesway]

I didn't know they drove Minivans in the Army. I always imagined something more...gangsta for our military.

[MyComicStyle]

Wait, so if his leg was cut off, while he was biting an awesome GameBoy with the Legend of Zelda in it (Probably Link's Awakening), how did it regrow?

[ZhangtheGreat]

@MyComicStyle, obviously you learned nothing from The Simpsons: our arms and legs grow back if they get sawed off =P

[MyComicStyle]

@ZhangtheGreat Huh, When did that happen? Can't remember it, lol