George Carlin - Advertising Lullaby

[Jojis29]

@JhonnyDaemon M Mpppm Ppp

[Aronbowen]

Yet we are here.

[DarkprinX2500]

Intellectual Property is bullshit too .. i wish George Carlin talked about how fucking stupid it is

[prowlie]

doing an assignment and listenin to the infomercials yammering on non-stop in the other room .. and it made me think of this! :D damn do i miss carlin!

[TchengWongFei]

There are 4 advertisers.

[reconelement]

The shitty thing is prescription drug commercials started throwing in all their side effects famously after being allowed to advertise on TV more and more over the years. It's not just to get you to open a bank account or buy a car or product you don't need anymore. "This product can save your life, and/or kill you."

[rosenbergeitan]

this guy is awesome!!!

[JhonnyDaemon]

No shit, George! Advertisers and Salesman. Absolute evil.

[maciejwrotek]

@JhonnyDaemon he advertised too ?

[kytanokyle]

He's fuckin' right about : US profitable business is still Manufacturing Packaging Distribution and Marketing of bullshit ROFL))

[pirate2468]

Carlin's routines always make me feel like we live in some Orwellian nightmare it's just that most of us don't even realise it - we love Big Brother.

[pirate2468]

Carlin's routines always make me feel like we live in some Orwellian nightmare it's just that most of us don't even realise it.

[surfer53]

You know who the real asshole business people are? The assholes who charge you shitloads of money for a service and then try to con you by giving you an "affordable payment plan...because we're really about helping you, the customer." Yeah, helping you go broke. That's why we're in this economic recession. Everyone went nuts on consumerism in the 90s and ran up their credit cards and somehow thought that if they took out a big loan or bought a big car or house...they were rich!

[surfer53]

@surfer53 And you know who's really getting fucked now? It's not the idiots who bought fancy cars and houses and got into debt, or the jack-offs who conned them, it's their neighbour, the one who owns a beat up honda civic and a modest house that is all paid for. Now the REAL rich people in this country, the average joe who didn't buy into consumerism and their kids who are paying for all of this.

[Dona1as]

why did this old fuck die? .... bastard i missed him :(

[Zelufty]

pixelinsanity . com... just saying :) advertise be happy buwhahaha

[gaz2206]

I miss him and I miss Bill Hicks. They are the voice of truth. Hopefully, their work has contributed to at least some people opening their eyes. Carlin lived a long life. Bill didn't :(

[beerodeo]

who are the 2 dislikes. im sure they just wanted to be the only ones who disliked it

[YoItzWeston]

2 people do not like advertising

[MrUser2312]

@YoItzWeston - I think you wanted to say "2 people like advertising" ...

[YoItzWeston]

@MrUser2312 yea ur right. woops

[godvergeten]

@MrUser2312 No, I think he wanted to say: "Look at me, trying to extract some value out of being a fucking miserable, unoriginal copycat; mimicking thousands of other people on Youtube with their lame-ass commenting. Blame God for making me just a little, unoriginal redneck dumbass. Now, please come and kill me, while I go masturbate to family pictures of my little sister."

[Voodoofreak35]

Both of his parents used to these top employees at big New York advertising companies and were also very well-gifted with their verbal skills according to Carlin.

[Bangerang44]

I'm sad I'll never get to meet him. Hearing his CDs back in high school really shaped a lot of my views on media.

[av2004jet]

lol 2 people took it up the ass from a big advertising dick, nobody will ever come close to what this absolute genius of a stand up comic did on stage, he is the true meaning of "the GOAT" Greatest Of All Time, RIP George "The Legend" Carlin

[pumarunner88]

I don't understand how people who don't like George Carlin can't at least appreciate the fact that he was immensely talented, even if he wasn't their cup of tea. Dane Cook and Larry the Cable guy would be more up their ally.

[VrgniaMailman]

So that's what "B.A.D." stands for!!! Big Advertising Dick. :>)

[AutoMattOPhoto]

fuckin genious

[Audiomancer]

I wish I was as intelligent as George Carlin.

[MegaSmallPeople]

Bill Hick would have been pissed at this. You can't talk and knock others and then go do it yourself very naughty George. Think most people will have already figured it out.

[altlandf]

@MegaSmallPeople Who is Bill Hicks? I never seen any cd's or dvd's in any store at all.

[builderbeats]

@altlandf find him his views are awesome!

[krakendude2]

Lots of big words... hurts my head...

[anney0207]

he did adverts for 10-10-220 ......... :/

[boiledhooker]

I read this bit in front of my Literature class for a poem,,,It was the coolest one we had to hear

[suizidium]

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an extra added free complimentary bonus gift: a classic deluxe,custom designer luxury, prestige, high-quality premium select, gourmet combination key ring,

magnifying glass and garden hose in a genuine imitation leather style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim - FUCK! THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF ADVERSTISING!

[KnightFox18]

So glad i got to see him a few months before he died! Genius!

[nick11ification]

George you were way ahead in the game. Thank you for the insights presented in a brutally honest and funny way! You owned them!

[facepeelerofautom]

for some reason he doesn't say that used to do commercials on the audio only version of this HBO special

[ATL45]

Such a mesmerizing wordsmith. Insightful and incisive, smashing away at ignorance and apathy. Too bad half of America is still pissed off about him saying shit/piss/cunt/fuck/cocksucker­/motherfucker/tits

[xxxDirge]

Brilliant material from one of the greatest comedians of all time.

All hail Carlin

[superdrunkenpenguin]

wow

[BRUC2016]

And to think that this is the mind of a man who abused drugs for years.

He has the ability to memorize dozens of phrases without fail.

(See his "Modern Man" monologue...another incredible memorization

routine)

[demite]

@BRUC2016 I see what you mean, but what drugs are you referencing in particular?

[BRUC2016]

@demite He started with marijuana, then got addicted to cocaine, vicodin, and alcohol. In 2004 he entered a rehab clinic in Los Angeles.

[boiledhooker]

I remeber 10-10-220

[SpectacleofDebord]

In a world that is truely topsy turvy, truth is a a moment of the false

[MoosieCoverz]

RIP You were a genius.

[Like2MilkGoats]

You miserable no good fucking consumer assholes

Fuck you

Evil Sheeple

[mlpdp]

pithy...very pithy

[Like2MilkGoats]

ok, still doesnt take away the fact humanity is a disease and deserves to be destroyed.

[MadeLaidMan]

"Bend over so we can stick this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit deeper!!!! You miserable no-good fucking consumer asshole!!!!" words can not descirbe how awesome that is

[Like2MilkGoats]

you should all worship this guy, because you will never be him!!!!! Earth is hell, we are satan.

[jshflts]

rest in peace you comic genius, you prince of laughs

[takasta]

shit i haven't seen this one, fucking brilliant hahaha

[blabblab1212]

I love this guy's comedy so much I memorized his "Advertising Lullabye" and "7 Death Wish" bits in entirety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ele3tricEye]

i havent heard this many cliche terms in a long time

[hoyda]

this guy is fucking great hahahah

[superbrain68]

what a magnificent brain!

[TheGreatAnarchist]

It's scary. It sounds so familiar. That shit was hammered into my head.

[meachtable]

Ah, Carlin....the jester who took the king's sword to our language.

[BitchinnShoes07]

howdya think he got the sword? just wondering what you're gonna say to that.

[meachtable]

His routine knocked him dead. And it's easier for a jester to get his point across that way. =)

[lilnis321]

A little bit deeper and .. booom!

[DrStrangefate]

was just watching his Biography on BIO today...i damn near cried...such a fuckin' genius

[racinkc]

he was a angel

[jinheat]

funny thing to say about someone who didnt believe in God xD

[bamfan151]

Greatest Comedian Ever..

RIP (1937-2008)

We miss you..

[DrStrangefate]

damn straight

[racinkc]

hes angelic

[sgtpepper1138]

no doubt, absolutely PERFECT timing.

even when you could tell he was slowing down (the last show) he was still better than ANYONE out now.

[verdebuster]

@sgtpepper1138 thats the cool thing, its seemed like the older he got, the better his insights were!

its incredible how 10 years later we are still in this consuming mentality, how sad, yet how enlightening was Old Fuck!

[racinkc]

i love it, i hate people

[youvebeenthunderstru]

It's pretty much true - people with money and status quo get the air time to sell you bullshit you don't need, and harms you.

[eoinsy81]

WOW!

[bmc92]

I'l take it!

[garfunkel5000]

How does he memorize this shit?

[ACDCfreak50]

It's what he loved.

[Redomar]

He's highly observant and intelligent.

[flamencactus]

@garfunkel5000 he was a writer who performed his own material, not a performer who wrote his own material. his quote not mine

[edgarthendo]

@garfunkel5000 I know right for an old guy he has a good fuckin memory

[blackhawks116]

@garfunkel5000 Must be the drugs eh?

[laistar]

@garfunkel5000 simple, he's a genius.

[cabbievonbump]

@garfunkel5000 Memorization routines, I guess. Just like making the perfect baby, it takes may hours of practice, practice, practice!

[LithuanianGuitar]

@garfunkel5000 Well uhh... He's intelligent.

[surfer53]

@garfunkel5000 It's the weed.

[NIGHTMAREuki]

@garfunkel5000 you don't have to memorize if you already know everything. THE BIG PICTURE.

[GhostHunter987]

@garfunkel5000 Probly by using a memory palace

[luxiniv320]

@garfunkel5000 Unlike most comedians, these were his own real thoughts, beliefs, quips and ticks about all the things he disliked and liked. So he just talked and of course, most people usually say things the same way they first say them, 'specially when they really believe it.

[thedude19766]

this is my favorite bit

[TheVampireOutlaw]

xDD After seeing numerous of his acts I've actually become glad I'm not american. xD I never really specifically wanted to be one anyways but, yeah. :D I do like American, many things there, but he's opening my eyes to it's general.......

[SheepFugue]

Funny I've always thought that someone like George Carlin could grow up and be popular in America was a reason to want to be American. Not every culture is able to analyze itself, or at least not so pithily.

[HorseJumperAJ]

this guy is the best. ever.

[lerxt42]

george and larry david...funniest guys the us have produced

[345JLH]

isnt george frm ireland?

[ACDCfreak50]

Irish heritage. He was born in Manhattan.

[ilovehell666]

I bow to this man

[cosbyfan1]

i love hip-hop/rap, and george is in my top 5 comedians... he is fucking halarious

[microscepter]

I love George Carlin, as a true Hip Hop musician, I believe I am probably one of the few, who appreciated what the man had to say, love ya, the KING OF 7 DIRTY WORDS YOU CANT SAY ON TELEVISION, YOU WILL BE MISSED...

[mirspacestation1]

i think in a couple hundred years, george will be looked back on as a gifted philosopher.

[enors412]

That's a cool idea man. Who knows..

[holydave]

I think you may be right there, friend. If anybody deserves a chapter in the history books, it's George Carlin.

I just know that he's looking up at us. Lifelessly. From underground. In his coffin. Rest in Peace my sensei, you're sorely missed.

[Aerotides]

we all miss him. since I was a kid he was the conductor on Thomas the Tank engine (which I grew up on) then once i was old enough to think, he has been my favorite. :/

[googoobh]

I honestly think of him that way already.

[123PWNT]

George at his best.

[SaNcHeEzY216]

Ive been listening to him since i as 8 years old RIP George

[tigerrra18]

i hate advertising its basically spamming we dont have the rights to spam aka advertise that why youtube want to limit to those who are privileged it a sick world sick profiteering no freedom financial is slavery, not freedom financial is debt debt is money money is a hoax that something exist but does not

[danielghost]

Look at his body language. The guy was a genius. Not to mention his comedy...

[JacobWeinberg]

America's leading industry is Bullshit.

It's sad that our only source of "the truth" is through comedians...

[britneyfan3]

a little bit deeper

a little bit deeper

a little but deeper

i love his shows

[sephyXroth]

LMAO "your just gonna have to figure that shit out on your own"LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

[yougoboydc]

Thanks for uploading!

[SilenceItAll]

My favorite skit by him