Dara Ó Briain describing Call of Duty, MGS, etc

[jadekris]

Funny and true. I might have to look into getting the DVD.

[kujt101]

Ahhhh Snake....

[AngelOfAnEnd]

2:18

That bit "He game him his fucking rations" Made me lol so freakin hard.

[trickykid73]

This had nothing to do with call of duty !

[Gellis2009]

the wii is not a console. its a toy

[kurojima]

@Gellis2009 every console is a toy, the only real gaming plattform is the pc

[ROIcfuller123]

soooooo funny



[matrixphijr]

"Some routines have a natural finale, a punch line. Others just end when the comedian gets exhausted jumping at an imaginary piece of video game scenery."

Best fucking line ever.

[smokncandy1992]

Snake? snake?! SNAKEEEE

[TheGreyMan93]

What was the story?!

[uiruu]

And besides, it's no more of an odd assumption than saying the Wii is for children. Some games are, sure. Same with other systems. The Wii isn't the best system EVER, but it's the best of the three people talk about now.

[glen11200]

He say's the same things on the "Live at the Apollo" Get some new Material!

[Irishtayto]

dara is hilarious!! :D :D

[HarduntheRanger]

No crouching in Space Marine, Dara *tut-tut*

[uiruu]

Meh... Love ya Dara, but don't rag on Nintendo.

[tristessa56079]

@uiruu

Oh come on...you have to admit the Wii is a toy, not a games console.

[uiruu]

@tristessa56079 That's an awfully naive look at videogames.

[CynicalVision]

@uiruu

He has every reason to rag on Nintendo.

[uiruu]

@CynicalVision Why? Because he hates innovation? No. Dara is a smart man. He just made a mistake.

[CynicalVision]

@uiruu

Nintendo = innovation? xD xD

Nice try, no..he didn't make a mistake, The Wii for girls and you're right...Dara is a smart man, that's why he said what he said.

[uiruu]

@CynicalVision I'm sorry, but I don't see Sony and Microsoft making games like Skyward Sword. Never happened, never will happen. Nobody does it like Nintendo. You're just one of the FPS fanboys who can't stand games where originality is involved. And you can't use the "pony-petting" as a counter example. PS3 and XBOX have shit games on 'em too, all systems do.

[CynicalVision]

@uiruu

Oh wow, I don't know where to begin with your comment but here goes;

i) You're acting like Skyward Sword is some kind of game created by the gods. It's a great game, sure but there are plenty of other games that have scored higher for the different systems.

ii) When did I ever give you the impression I even like FPS games? For some strange reason you just assume I do and how I'm also a fanboy.

iii) Originality does not equal a great game, sorry to burst your bubble.

[uiruu]

@CynicalVision Skyward Sword is the example I chose because it has a compelling story, inuitive controls, and great graphics. Not realistic graphics, but who plays games for realism? And I assumed you are an FPS fanboy because it's not an outrageous assumption to make. Everybody seems to be that, these days.

[CynicalVision]

@uiruu

iiii) Sure all consoles have their share of bad games, however it doesn't change the fact that the Wii is designed as a casual system aimed at children.

[kolmf]

I went into the room the my brother plays XBOX in the other day to find a book. On XBOX Live in under five minutes, he had quoted this twice... O'Briain Nerd, or Epic Person?

[Domo230]

Ah Snake

[Mayna00]

2:22

With those wide eyes, he really DOES look like a big bald baby <3

[briankelly130]

It seems Half-Life sneaked in there with that crowbar.

[PsychicBluthSnake]

MGS is a playable film :)

[HLecterPHD]

Thought it was gonna be about how COD is like crack.

Just a quick game - then its 4am you've peed yourself 8 times.

[equalshade]

@HLecterPHD is funny how people think cod is like crack, theyve clearly never played skyrim or wow

[HLecterPHD]

@equalshade Yeah i haven't, i know cod is shite, its like fighting in a barrel, utter chaos and you respawn on top of your enemies gun barrel. Still - strangely addicted.

[IvGBeast]

@equalshade Skyrim's shit and WoW is online extortion.

[BanalBoxberry]

@equalshade Skyrim was a massive disappointment, it's just another generic RPG that got hyped up to shit. Try Witcher 2, that's a real game.

[hover97]

@BanalBoxberry BRO-FIVE

[TheRationalRant]

@BanalBoxberry Skyrim is brilliant.

[someonezmom]

the very sad thing is ...I have done this 95 times..lol this made me LMFAO

[BregyptianMuslim]

One more story! One more story!

[TadEatsPeople]

Lmao this is exactly how I play drunk...

[ZappBranigan1]

Dara?, Dara?, DAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[ChillyMan5]

i saw this for the first time today, now i want that dvd

[thegiantpigeon]

''Ahhh Snake'' XD

[calahoon22]

i really think that if comedians did a bit of research in video games they could come up with a set to do with jokes about video games majority of people would get them

[newgeorge]

I found another edition of this part of his routine and it is almost word for word the same. I had no idea stand-up was such an exact science!

[m3g4dr1]

I think it's safe to say, that Dara is a pretty shit gamer. :p

[cecil569]

metal gear solid one of the best games ever made

[xraidedlok]

@cecil569 they are!

[Salsaxo23xo]

<3 Dara! xoxox

[joejoey316]

a mercat funny as!

[padraig102]

Ah Snake

[infinitesimotel]

GAMING HUMOUR, yeeeeeessssss! Finally!

[KillerMime64]

@infinitesimotel Gaming humor is not hard :) just apply video game logic to everyday life.

[infinitesimotel]

@KillerMime64 Intrinsically no, but the subject matter is kind of unventured much ;-)

[callumlfc69]

Him getting tired is complete bullshit. He has repeated this routine several times.

[dan11009]

@callumlfc69 yea its called an act dummy

[callumlfc69]

@dan11009 and what a terrible one it was.

[dan11009]

@callumlfc69 ah your just to old for it callum, this is a young person joke,

[mugenrider754]

i was bored and search "snake snake snaaaake"

and i found this video

[Norristhelegend]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE

[callumsimmons]

SNAAAAAAAKE

[kingsage18]

haha ironic because the space marine game doesn't have a crouch button :3

[TheMadHatterKitten]

my boyfriend and I went to see this show in Inverness, it seemed no one par us in the main block knew about Metal Gear Solid. We got some funny looks while struggling to breath through our laughing

[undeddjester]

"Then a robot attacked him, he gave him his fuckin rations!"

I am gonna go play Metal Gear Solid now and throw my rations at Metal Gear Rex xD

[MrNickeh]

NOT TOGGLE MAPS! So true.

[CrapTurret94]

Which one of these isn't crouch?

[gbushimprov]

Anyone spend most of their time with GTA IV doing 1:51 to 2:05?

[MrBenSampson]

@gbushimprov Going through doors was such a headache in GTA4. I'd hit the door-frame, make a second attempt, and hit the frame on the other side. I had the same problem in Red Dead Redemption. Characters in Rockstar games handle like a fat man riding a unicycle.

[gbushimprov]

@MrBenSampson Well maybe they'll fix it for Grand Theft Biggleswade

[Mullahgrrl]

@MrBenSampson My favorite part in L.A. Noire was running up fire escapes, smooth as a babys bottom.

[WavegirlThinks]

DO NOT TRY TO EAT WHILE WATCHING THIS! Almost choked to death on my dinner!

[CMalburn]

Warning: The viewing of this clip while in a reclined position may lead to spluttering, choking, and possibly death.

:-D

[MrJoshwaarBee]

So... At what point does he mention Call of Duty?

What? Never? So why is it in the title?

[0polar0]

@MrJoshwaarBee for views, of course.

[Jinxxed0]

@MrJoshwaarBee because all first person shoot military games are basically the same pieces of generic garbage. you've played one, you've played them all. you joke about one, you joke about them all

[silentsniper125]

jump, crouch,touch,oil drum, cardboard box, weapon, ration, touch, crouch jump, soolid eye, touch, oil drum crouch, weapon, ration crawl carboard box, jump "WHOS FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?!"

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

[itsallfake100]

Haha, Otacon, i wonder if he'd make a good agent.....

[failrailtf2]

As hilarious as this is, surely nobody is really that bad at a game. o:

[melkegrls]

You'd be surprised =p

[thuzan117]

@failrailtf2 dude i have seen a girl try to play dead space 2...it was like helen keller was playing...

[jasewildheart]

@failrailtf2 Dara is quite rubbish at games, there is a video on here called gameswipe (Charlie Brooker show) where Dara says he can't get past the Berserker on Gears of War (about two levels in). He also admits he hasn't made it across to Manhattan in GTA4.

[Spicey999]

I saw this live and I was in hysterics

[SuperMatthew80]

Dara should do Rage Quit

[Exteel391]

lololol

[GameFlavor]

Gotcha on GAMEFLAVOR-com!!!

[LadyRhiannon92]

He just described EVERY game that I play. lol

[culltim]

what's the next story!?

[smurph1123]

15 people can't find the crouch button.

[sevvyboi]

shit crowd



[1001000111]

@sevvyboi :...were you there then?

[RincewindsHat66]

Someone at Microsoft saw this description of Wii games and thought, "Hey, we could do that!". And thus, Kinectimals was born.

[tojiroh]

I am blessed for living in a time where there are comedy shows with funny video game jokes and a genuine laughing audience.

HEAVEN

[freeeeman13]

wheres call of duty?

[IncandescentMule]

And this is a Wii game: Ooh, I'm stroking a pony *does silly hand movement*

-Dara O'Briain

[AlttC]

This is my new hero :p

[catscanflyhigh]

Well that wasn't funny...

[VeronicaHastings]

Haha so funny.... that's exactly how I play games

[JenniBoob]

I felt so nerdy when I mentally pointed out - 'You can't jump in Metal Gear Solid' . It did nothing to diminish the comic value!

[GuyWestcott]

Snake can't jump.

[SimonIntense]

"He gave him his fucking rations!!" ROFLMAO!!!

[Sazeppor]

In class I showed this to a teacher I had, he loved it. the rest of my class not as much as him

[KSG618]

i wanna know the one more story



[DeadWhiteButterflies]

Dara sounds he hasn't spent much time with the Wii. Stil, he's awesome all the time.

[ShaneHarpo]

i seen this live, hilarious then and hilarious now

[lillukepossy]

'i got one more story then i got to go' video ends.

[smurph1123]

Snaaaake,Snaaaaaaaaaaaake,SSSS­SSSSSSNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK­KEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[democracysupport]

i just came

to say hello

[XShinyDrumsX]

saw this in Cork. Sooooooooo funny!!!

[gameygamey90]

2:07 half life much?

[dhubigh]

im 18, quite into computer games, when me an two of my friends went to see this in edinburgh, we were in hysterics at this bit: middle aged couple beside us, not a peep, they were just confused. we were imitating this all the way from the playhouse to the trainstation

[ScarySpider]

Dara o' Briain can't get past the Beserker either :(

[fudwithacamera]

8 people toggle maps and waddle around everywhere.

[masteranza]

funny, but George Carlin did that walk hell lot better :)

[becbec2405]

I love Dara, I laughed so much I cried lol

[TedMakesAwfulMovies]

Casual

[oscarhocking]

yawoot!you can get prestige 15 at this place! callofduty-online-cheats(DoT) tk

[thewilloffire08]

I am such a nerd when he did the,"Snake?SNAKE?SNAAAAKE!?,"b­it I joined in, my two friends joined in, but my father did not.

[GriseldaLoL2008]

the generation gap he describes is exactly what happened to me and my parents xD

[SilencerLX]

I am amazed that comedy can come out of Metal Gear Solid. Bravo.

[Raedan23]

@SilencerLX you sir, need to check out metal gear awesome

[SilencerLX]

@Raedan23 Oh I know it.

[pethyboy92]

wonder what his playstation addy is haha

[SuperOnlineCinema]

I just uploaded the full show to my channel.

/watch?v=0LGkKJDArYw

Thats part 1.

Enjoy! :)

[DanDood11]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

[StylesDark]

he does big up half-life 1 and 2

[StylesDark]

i have this DVD and in no way does he talk about COD...

[ISpoonedAPanda]

YES!

[2coolmcqueen]

Possibly the best part of the DVD, but the whole DVD is excellent.

[dgdogz]

like a meerkat.....wtf u all laughing at :)

[MrHUddin]

8 people missed the crouch button

[deansgnr]

he gave him his fucking rations haha

[LarryFogarty]

a west brit bollox

[TobyEllisSongwriter]

otacon? snake?

Metal Gear?

patriots?

Lalelalalou?

JD? JD? JD? Revolver Ocelot?

Love it! :D

[abermants]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[dylandior123]

If I see him I'd be screaming Dara? Dara?! DARAAAAAAAAAA?!!!!! :-p

[Mysterious0Bob]

I didn't know Call of Duty had Space Marines.

[superlarsson07]

wot a pile of shite

[jameshrave]

Snake?! SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAKE?!

[miguelletria]

That's our silly Snake!

[jfalkner1]

Well I play Cod on the Wii =P That's real gaming

[GeneralZewro]

funny as hell xD

[MisterCropes]

Ah, Snake.

[GIMMEDANGERX1]

"...then a robot attacked him and he gave it his fuckin' rations!" hahahaha :)

[codyownz2]

True..... So true.......

[Iwuznothere]

Look man, this is a sneaking mission. Crouching and dicking around is part of the deal.

[RugbyPeter]

@Iwuznothere LOL are you actually taking this seriously?? Its not a review!!

[Iwuznothere]

@RugbyPeter

Yes, I fervently believe I can talk to a recording of a man on the internet who is trying to make a mainstream joke out of something almost no one in the audience fully knows about!

[JamieHowitt]

@Iwuznothere Believe it or not, lots of people play games. Here, the mos popular two are the GTA and MGS series.

I'm pretty sure at least half the audience know what he's talking about, juding by the laughter :D

[MegaDrMC]

Ken Burton?

[bill01234]

Snaaaake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAKE!

[kegsen]

Give it up for Dara. The Teabag-walk...LIVE!

[ScotsmanRab]

More video game comedy@@@

[ScotsmanRab]

Xcal sent lol

[FtBB2010]

@MrWedster yeah, as Maximus... said.

So, stfu, and fuck Real Madrid and that fucking fagROnaldo hahahahahhahashahhaha

you what happened?

Hahahahahhaa 5-0 hahahahhahaah

[Maximuskilflynn]

@MrWedster he like it and it poed up in the sub box

[rrwryan]

How does he play MGS? Definitely want to hear more standup videogame routines tho

[FtBB2010]

XCAL SENT ME!

[irie3yed]

@FtBB2010 haha me too, hes not even funny

[DannyEastes]

@FtBB2010 who?

[FtBB2010]

@DannyEastes cristiano ronaldo!

[BucketTard]

@FtBB2010 what video did xcal mention this in? i dont remember it?

[GoggleBoxFairy]

SNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yencidmusic]

This is probably one of the only times i know of a comedian being funny talking about video games while doing stand up

[StiltonSquadJD]

This was shit! You can't jump or wield a crowbar in Metal Gear Solid!

Only joking. Very funny routine. Dara O'Briain is brilliant. Probably one of the only comedians who actually know what they're talking about when it comes to games.

[1111Sean1111]

Love Dara hes freakin hilarious

[DominusVita]

2 people couldn't find the crouch button.

[x2p428]

@DominusVita Make that 3