How to Meet Women in the Grocery Store : Conversation Tips for Meeting Women at Grocery Store

[SwitchUpBroadcast]

Hi, errr... Nice mellons you got there, how much did they cost?

[laglagga]

Anyone else got teary eyed from the Amazing grace commercial before the video?

[jimmyjohnson691]

DAYUM NIGGA YOU BE ACTING ALL NERVOUS

NIGGA CALM DOWN AND ME SMOOOOOTHHHHHH

WOMAN LIKE CONFIDENCE AND SWAGGER

[033boston]

@jimmyjohnson691 you filthy nigger

[jimmyjohnson691]

@033boston im white haha

[greylego]

This video is one big fucking epic fail, so is the donut guy, yeah donut guy. Donut guys don't pick up hot chicks in grocerystores. Idiot

[greylego]

yeah good luck on this one guys, fucking moron.

[5959512]

I ususally just stick my dick in her mouth, if she spits it out know she's not into me

[cloudvol7]

Also it help's to be very hot! We're talking Brad pitt or Tom cruise hot,but I've heard girl's don't really think Tom cruise is that hot.If you'r a cute girl let me no what you think.See look I'm meeting girl's right now...

[cloudvol7]

If the camera wasn't on she would of slapped him already!Like who the hell is this guy.You'd be better off asking her like hey where's the donut's?She would of told you.Then you could be like,yeah,and you'r kinda cute too,we should hang out sometime.Because everyone know's girl's like to help,and they like being helped! Unless they're a mean bitch!Or don't like you.

[ArjInCharge]

lets try this next to condoms...then the conversation turns into REALLY flirty banter

[tutani]

Everything annoyed me about this video. Not just the guy, but the way the woman stares at the camera doing that constant fake smile.

[spookandersen]

I don't think he's touched a tit since he finished breast feeding.

[jpell13]

"whats your prefered yeast infection med? NO WAY ME TOO!!"

[cyberfish101]

try that in the tampon aisle.

[gleebzz]

lake greeley camp

[MrDino3500]

Guiness book world record for longest fake smile goes to... *drum roll* This chick!

[vrachtwagen3000]

@MrDino3500: haha genius!

[AgentGustavo]

He needs to talk sloooower, lol!

[IronJawJim]

This dope sounds like every retard women run from and laugh about with their friends. It would be a lot smarter if fat boy said, do you know where they stock the Light Doughnuts? It would confuse her and then get her to think, at that point he could change the subject around to her favorite subject, HER...By the way guys women get picked up all the time at supermarkets, and here is a shocker...sometimes they go shopping at the supermarket to find a guy or boyfriend.

[siliconsurf]

this would never work...no one would talk to a fat ass and talking about donuts...failed!

[JimPlottier]

Look, this guy has a terrible approach. She wouldn't go for this unless there was a camera in her face, otherwise she would be turned off by the fact that some pasty fat dude was asking her about donuts.

Leave teaching game to people with game dude.

[toplesskingdom]

hey after i watched thisd i try it and it dosent really work i dont think its the fact im 67 years old right>?

[remyloverboy]

she "smiles" the whole time thinking of her money she wil get

I guess if you try this the guy or wowan you would approach just walks away

[ammusi]

I would LIKE it if a guy talked to me in the grocery store : )

[chaoticjesus]

is she blind?, why is she staring forward all the time.

[AVIATIO]

This is BS, who would give to another the time of day inside of a grocery store?

I mean, if it happens, all the more power to you, but DOES it happen?

C'mon EV, there MUST be somewhere better than either a supermarket or a bar to pick up a lady.

FUCK

[edvhou812]

I want to see this guy do some real cold approaches.

Notice how everyone thinks that they are a master PUA all of the sudden... VH1 and Mystery put out a show and this happens.

[teetje5]

How much did he pay this girl man??!? :)

[mb0185646]

This type of shit works bro. Too many guys think that cookie cutter routines are the way to get girls. However, these guys don't get girls. They still think their opinion is right, so they don't try anything different and they continue to fail. I mean hell, I just met a girl the other day in the shampoo section. I didn't know anyone was watching and was doing the billy madison routine alound. She snuck up on me and started doing the routine with me. Easiest pick up I ever had.

[mblackmagico]

no guys this vid is good. this advice works golden, try it first.

[rickyscot]

let's see you do that for real ass hole. not all set up

[daltoniscoo]

wow just say nice shoes and see what she says ;) lol by the way i waz jokin

[chaffinchy]

at the end of the day just go up to her and say hey how are you i just saw you and i thought im never going to see you again so so that doesnt happen would you like to go out for a meal some time

[DominoRyder]

This guy sucks! Couldn't get ass if he worked as a toilet seat.

[coolshit28]

can you grab her tits and start sucking them?

[imafractal]

yes, totally appropriate. this video is sad. just be yourself please!!!!!

[Slance1Himself]

@coolshit28 I'm sure you actually CAN. lol If you don't mind the consequences

[llp38664]

laughing stock

[nikolica87bg]

ooh my god this is so lame!!!

[cvmiata]

wow none of you guys see the point, lol pretty sad!

[Masaries1234]

yup she's gonna say "whoooope he's talking about donuts let me take my clothes off" no folks this wuss propaganda

[Masaries1234]

I know if someone started talking to me about a donuts I would talk to them but then again I'm a guy talking about donuts with women will either remind them that they are fat or waste their time since they are not getting any money or other incentive from your conversation see attracting people is about incentives you give stuff and then people want the stuff that you give you see

[ghostface2006]

this fat man dosnt know how to speak to wimmin at all, listen how he talks over her.

EXPERT VILLAGE IS A FUCKING JOKE HAHA

almost every video is laughable.

[licmy3balls]

well, i bet he at least knows how to spell 'women' you idiot.

[mikegrahamjones]

lol, thats pretty decent advice though :)

[a012345]

Hi, I buy food here...how about you???

[ironbearJudo]

this dude is lame

[BBxSD]

This guy still lives with his mom, never got laid, and is showing people how to hit on women? Looks like he's doing it for personal reasons lmao...

If he'd do that with a non-actress she'd be like: "Ofcourse you like chocolate donuts lard ass"

[gtstang1420]

Dude I was thinking the exacat same thing he looks like he enjoys a lot of DOUGHNUTS at home with mommy.....that was funny BBxSD.

[aprilmayjune6]

The girl in the video is not an actress, and she would never say that to anyone. This guy does not live with his mom, he has not since high school, and he is relatively efficient at talking with and actually connecting with women. I should know!

[PLISKEN12]

but this is not real life situtation, she knows shes being taped and just cooperating w/ you si she can be on youtube

[deadsurfkiss]

He really looks like he likes donuts.

[deemilieu]

yeah, the times we live in it's generally not appropriate for a guy to strike up a conversation like that with a woman in the grocery store...and certainly not to try to take it to a more personal level. it just creeps them out. their thinking about the news story they saw last week where some guy is seen on store security video talking with a woman who has gone missing.

[luda265]

Being approached in the supermarket would be creepy no matter how you do it. That was so obvious, we woman have great intuition and can see what ur about a mile away!!!

And in our heads, we are really thinking "Stop your waffling..bugger off, I got a million things to do and your making me late"!!!!

[PLISKEN12]

maybe for frustrated women who lost interest in men.

[jblackapple]

what if you like the cashier?

[inquirerson]

Dude, if she works there, it's even easier! think about it, if you can apporach a random girl who's there to get stuff just like you and you could still ask her Qs about merchandise, don't you think u'd be in a better position asking a girl you freakin' works there? :)Plus, if she works there and you approach her, it's like freakin' quality time for her, she's prolly too damn bored of her job! ;) GLuck!

[Gwhat1935]

Since the cashier cant go anyway you have to bring humor to her...try picking up a pregnancy test and some coat hangers (the wire kind) if thats not your thing try some cukes, carrots and vaseline. Just laugh it off and than actually go get what you came for

[hcarlson]

understand that the comment "i saw you over here..." is a horrific opener. It conveys "creepiness" (as in, 'he has been looking at me') and it immediately reveals interest. When you start a conversation with somebody anywhere, it should be as if anyone, male or female, could have been standing there when you asked the question. Thus, not communicating interest and remaining creepy-free

[fantasticsunil007]

dude ok what if she just doesn't care about the opinion we have ? or what if she totally CREEP oUT and RUN AWAY ha ha ha ha ????? and that to in front of so many people bro.. what do u do if u are in that situation ????

[gjkls]

dumb az trying to sell donuts or something

dun talk shit try too be funny and get too know her. Not just talk about objects

[neeero]

It's amazing how many people lack the social skills to do this.

If you thought this conversation was "stupid" then you're probably one of those people.

[mattkonetski]

Lady charme why dont you speak english. You sound like a f ing idiot.

[ladycharme2525]

hu is this prick ...1st of all dat chik wud fuk 4 5 dollers 2nd how can he teach ppl wen he look more at the doughnut he fat fuk probably shag da hole in da middle haha seriously though bradd pitt can tell u bout women or george clooney woteva or a funny dude but this dik look like he had 2 pay her just 2 chat .............im sure i ent da only 1 finkin dat youtube ps i love youtube i wana do a sex wee on you ah haha

[akaiYaMa9]

ladycharme2525 typing like an idiot doesn't make you black!

[JohnMoran2010]

no, but the reverse seems to be so a lot

[akaiYaMa9]

what?

[ToxiNtheLegeNd]

hmm very true. good tip.