Biker Gang War ERUPTS at STARBUCKS!?

[BernardSlamet]

Girl: hey want to hear a joke

boy: ok

Girl: Pussy

Boy: I don't get it

Girl: hehe and you never will

[Momurdayoass]

hokk me up with a free tee, serious.

[ihartcrackers]

What do you call a girl that msturbates with a phone? A phoner boner@!!

[cheezeman132]

Knock knock:who's there:penis

Can I have my shirt now?

[duhavifk]

the youth are so alive and....bully-able...especially the white ones

[gamerdragocasulkid]

whats the difference between a blond and a misqetoe. a misqetoe will stop sucking if u slap it

[Ninjiasilencer123]

A white boy feel in the mud.and the black man stayed out to long in the sun

[52yanksrule]

My really dirty joke is.... A pig rolled around in mud

[warrat27]

at first you get it realy wet then put two fingers in then start making crircular movements and thats how you clean a glass XD

[sasbar187]

Fuck off what a dickhead

[JinNOSify]

He's so damn right! Indianna Jones 4 was complete rubbish!!

[xplode713]

its all about that GTA san andreas LD

[CPrimrose21]

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball....... She started to choke

[CRAZY512100]

undertaker lol

[619wwesmackdown]

@KFCRUNNER w da hell i didnt leave that comment i git hacked!

[Lefevre1966]

faggot mofo hope you get a cap up ya ass

[Sorrythisnameistake]

A girl and her boy friend are having sex in buncbed above the girls brother. When they want't to go fast they say lettuce, when they wan't to go slow they say tomato. Eventually he little brother gets annoyed and says "can you stop makin sandwiches, I'm covered in mayonnaise".

[GEToutEXOTIC]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[netjak1]

I WANNA HAS VIDEO I THINK OR MABYE ITS A SHIRT

dirty joke = your mom 

[Thespian80]

No no, Peter, the "Nooooo!" is in the original Star Wars Return of The Jedi. The soundtrack was loud so you have to listen close, but it is there.

[DeSuMsRawks]

u fucking roosers! LOL

[DirtyDubs69]

i watch looking at a picture of you ...my mom walked in ....i switched it to two girls one cup

[fig9ux]

wats good about fuck twenty two years old? u get twenty of them! haha

[Azin8r]

undertaker!

[GEToutEXOTIC]

@Azin8r yaaaa

[myelias25]

DO U LIVE IN AUSTRILIA OR AMERICA AND LLOVE YOUR VID THERI AWSOME LOL

[patrickjackson93]

@myelias25 He lives in Canada

[bhsr8882]

a dirty dirty dirty joke? i fell in the mud yesterday...

[T55MV]

stupid china fuck

[Tehmemette]

Teacher: What comes after 69 children?

Student: mouthwash

Teacher: GET OUT!

[JuStInB481]

They raped Indiana Jones...

[Keedot4444]

a bus driver says to a hippie" I'll tell you to get nuns to fuck you" every Tuesday night a nun goes to the cemetery to pray. "If you're dressed in robes & a mask, You can say you're God and tell her to fuck you". a nun shows up. then the hippie says "I'm God, I will answer your prayers after you fuck me"

The nun agrees but only anal to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees.

After the hippie rips off his mask and says "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun then says "Ha! I'm the bus driver!"

[FrekingAmazeing1234]

Yo mama so dirty I Asked her what was 4 dinner and she spread her legs open and said crab

[scootertrashism]

chao si mutha fucker give me a damn shirt XXL

[bostonsportsfan587]

sdmfjkdn

[purpl3niinj4]

Women's rights nuff said.

[fcuk2krzy]

contest is probably over.... but... here's 1 anyways. short and sweet

Egyptians got Jewed the hardest out of any moment of time.... JUST saying =)

[badman1404]

A boy was about to finish his senior year and he still lived with his 5 year old bro He was going to bring his girl over for a good time He sleeps on a bunk bed with his little bro He notices his bro is sleep on the bottom bed. He tells his girl friend whenever you want me to change position say lettuce whenever you want me to go faster say tomato She agrees So they start Lettuce,tomato lettuce, tomato Ten the little bro Wakes up and says Stop making sandwiches your gettingmayonnaiseallovermybed

[skateboard12221]

@badman1404 good job dueche bag havent heard that joke since grade five ffs i wish it had have died then

[EazHD]

i totally agree with you mate the next character in GTA should be chinese

[soniny942]

HAHHAHA, you might be the WEENER. :)

[ErnestoAlfaro09]

dude you halarious!



[DirtJumper389]

What did the blonds left leg say to her right leg?

Between u and me we could make alot of money!

[MrEpyc]

Your dirtier than a cucumber at a womens prison. 2.How do you kill 200 Flies? Slap a african baby in the face with a flyswatter. (No Racisism intended in the making of these jokes)

[crimsonrange1]

i have one Guy1: say "im a man" after every sentence i say Guy2: ok Guy1: u saw a girl Guy2: im a man guy1: u took her out to dinner guy2: im a man guy1: u kissed her guy2: im a man guy1: u have sex with her guy2: im a man guy1: next morning, the girl wisper to ur ears guy2: im a MAN

[glampyp]

I HAVE A JOKE!

Right, so there were three sluts sat at a bar boasting about how much they were skanks...

the first girl says, 'I've had so much sex, I can fit four fingers up there.'

the second girl says 'I've had so much sex, I can fit a whole FIST up there!'

and the third girl smiled as she slid down the bar stool.

[odst178]

ok i got a good one

a bj would make your day but anall will make your hole weak!

[L1lMrD]

a women takes her daughter to the park and the girl sees 2 turtles having fun and she askes her mom what they were doing and the mother replies their making cake so then they go to the zoo and the little girle sees two monkeys having fun and says look mommy they r making cake too then the next morning the girl says to her mom i no what u and dad were doing and the mom said what and the girl said making cake and the mom says how do u no and the girl says cause i licked the iceing off the coucch

[JrSatan666]

Gta 5!!!!!

[rowdiruffboiz]

Guy: What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly?

Girl: IDK what's the difference between peanut butter and jelly?

Guy: You cant peanut butter my D**k up your a**

[TheKanelim]

Yo mama so dumb she climb over a glass wall to see wads behind. GET IT? :D

[laurana1342b]

What do you get when you eat beans and peanutbutter? A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.

[hiitslesego]

awsome freaking comidiean



[FreeedomOfExpression]

A man walks up to a prostitute and asks "How much for an hour?"

The prostitute looks him up and says "Today i have a special surprise for 200 dollars."

The man says "That sounds awesome." So they go off and settle "business".

Afterward he is confused and asks the prostitute "What was the special surprise? That sex wasnt very special in fact it wasn't even that good

The prostitute replied "I have AIDs. SURPRISE!"

[619wwesmackdown]

yo mama so fuckin ugly her pussy fly to her cunt and farted on a shitty mother fuckin nigger

[KFCRUNNER]

@619wwesmackdown your joke doesent make sense you dumbass

[currymuncher24]

A boy tells his mum he's going to his friend's house & leaves. When he gets home his mum says "u were not at ur friends house so where were u"? The boy replies "I was at a strip club". The mum is dumbfounded & says "did u c anythin u wern't supposed 2"??. The boy replies "Yeah, dad". TROLOLOLOLOL

[blacknyelow]

When i grow up i want to be a ninja .So i went to google and typed in Ninja Academy i fallowed the link and it said page cannot be found those sneaky ninjas not telleing where they are peace out muchfuqiors'

[JuiceMonkey3214]

Did you watch the golden compass? Worse than crystal skull...

[madmistazappa]

yo mamachao.

[gravy49]

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I'm not horny, I'm homesick."

[Calhilight]

@pyrobooby email me if u liked the joke

[fuckthispost]

@Calhilight Your joke was fucking lame.

[Calhilight]

@pyrobooby Yo mama's so nasty they have to put salt water in her pants to keep the crabs fresh

[thejail99]

What's up?  My d***

[MsCarolheaven]

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, uhhh my arse is killing me, then the bartender gives him a pack of laxitives and says guarenteed to work at 10 in the morning, the next day, the man walks into the bar and then the bartender says well did they work, then the man says yeh they worked, but i didn't get up till 12.

[MaximBIZZ]

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass!

[MaximBIZZ]

A man and his date were parked on a back road. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped."I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. The girl:"Why aren't we going anywhere?"." Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25"

[irobot428]

thanks peterchao for making fun of my homeland america :(

[SweetShawn999]

Peenis hahaha i won!!!

[moazstarwars1234]

the basket ball toy hoop i have it and bought it at dollarama in canada

[moazstarwars1234]

do u live in canada or america i live in canada and proud of it

[MrGunful]

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

[87jzblackfoot]

What do elephants use as tampons?

[markunit72]

this would be better with out his voice

[MrTristan567]

Your mom so fat she had to be bathatised at sea world cause shes a wale a wale of a good time

[MrTristan567]

Why are all the smurfs blue cause there s only 1 girl lol cause she got a blue waffle

[Ninjalo215]

white horse feel in the mud...lol

[mmorpg3047721]

Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

[Codster1241997]

Ben dover and meet mike hawk

[GODKILLA3]

whats up the sky . whats down my penis

[acerrtd]

I pay more attention to is nostril getting bigger then what he say.... trololololol

[Digitalanarchee]

Did anyone hear about Ellen

Ellen Degeneres was recently found DEAD......... That's right D...E...D, dead

Stories report, that she was found............ Face down............. In Ricky Lake......!!! Lmao jk

[gxryd3r]

lol @ soy for pussies

[brendan2313]

Two guys were standing in a shower toghether.they ran out of soap. So one guy went to go get other soap. Then two ladys walmed by while he was naked. And he frove like a statue.And they pulled on his dick and he dropped the soap and said HEY ITS A SOAP DISPENSER. Then the next guy got worried and went looking for him.. And the two ladys noticed him and he froze and they pulled on his dick and they said HEY ITS A CREAM DISPENSER. Haha there u go peter chao -3

[diezombie66]

Lol, the thumbnail has the biker Undertaker.

[HasanRawR]

A boy to his mom.

Boy : Mom what does fucker mean?

Mom : It means Doctor.

Boy : Mom what does bitch mean?

Mom : It means mommy honney

Boy : What does dying mean mom?

Mom : It means not heathy

Boy to the doctor when her mother was sick : Hey fucker,my bitch, is dying she needs help.

[orfigo]

what goes blond-brunette brunette-blond and so on?

a blond doing a cartweel!

[porze13]

Can i plz have a t-shirt here the joke the boy was very dirty

[porze13]

Can ibplz have

[awsomedudes57]

How do u make 4 gay guys sit down in one chair? O.o u turn the chair upside-down

[KilerBunneh]

a highschool senior takes his date home from the prom to get a little action but unfortunatley he shares a room with his little brother so instead of harder and faster his girlfriend uses the code words lettuce and tomato after a few cries of lettuce and tomato the younger brother says guys can you stop makings sandwiches your getting mayo all over me

[RicardoAce1214]

@KilerBunneh wow way to be original

[tobushcush]

@KilerBunneh heard it a million times

[1mS0Bored]

OKAY I GOT ONE.

So one day a girl gets a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. Later on that day she went to her boyfriends house and they began to have sex. During sex, the girl attempted to put her boyfriends head near the tattoo. Then she asked...

"Do you hear the ocean baby?"

& the boyfriend replied...

"No but i can smell the fish"

[fyiKick]

@1mS0Bored Pussy does not smell like fish, nerd. get a girlfriend.

[1mS0Bored]

@fyiKick

UMadBro?

[blackpinas]

whats the difference between peanut butter and jam

you cant peanut butter your dick into something

[undertakerrocks101]

UNDERTAKER :D

[kylekills100]

ur soo AWESOME

[MattXD95]

Gay ass ending song

[yayadenial]

Guy walks into a bar has one drink then gets up to leave, bartender stops him and says "why only one drink? Usually you get wasted here" guy says "last night I got so wasted I blew chunks!" bartender says "I've seen you puke before, what's the matter?" guy says: "You don't get it, Chunks is my dog."

[tECHN9NE1116]

@yayadenial hahahhahahahahahaahha! 

[darththork99]

@yayadenial Lol.

[highenergyog]

What did Cinderella say when she finally got to the ball??? hawwwk gagg hawwwk slurp.

[mjhe23de]

we do have 1 dollar bills but we dont use them cuz they suck

[SmackdownVsRawCaws1]

Once Apon a time where a dad and a daughter go hiking,On there Way This HomoSexual Guy Came And Tackle the father then open his zipper in to his underwear then said your dead i will take you home to make the dildo biach the girl was hiding and saw the white man go away. when she walk out she saw her dad pant rip that show a tattoo that said IMM AAA WHITTEEE CUUMMM THATGTTTT WILLL SUCSKSS MYYYYY DAUGHTERSSSS MILKYWAYSSA..THE GIRL RAN AND MET PETERCHAO. PETERCHAO SAID BEND OVER AND PUT HIS DICK UP

[slaidification]

"Soy is for pussies?"

Damn, no wonder my friends calls me a "mangina"

[brutalmad]

@pyrobooby

There is a dad and his son

Son: Dad, how was i made

Dad: Well, your mother and I met here at the coffee shop; then we fell in love. We went to the restroom and your mother wanted to download something from my memory stick but her firewall won't allow it. 9 months later, your mother got a virus.

[kungfloo]

Peter would love conquering bubble tea stores in GTA 5.

[tywai]

If the main character is asian everyone around him will be giants. lol kidding you guys are cool :D

[kruptj1]

GTA = Get That Asian

[aznvincent33]

Once apon a time there was a dad,mom, and a child.

The child ask the dad and mom if they could shower with each of them.

They said yes.

On the first day the child said to the dad while they were showering, "Dad what's that?"

The dad replied"Thats my George!"

On the second day the child said what is that to his mother and she said its her jungle.

A few weeks later, The kid went in the room and said OMG they george is in the jungle!



[shootingmen]

omg!i thumbs uped all the jokes, and when i know that peterchao is trying to get the best dirty joke , i regreted thumbing up all the comments D:

[05tibgt]

One night a man is sitting in a bar, he looks at the man next to him and says "Damn, those must be the smallest hands ive ever seen, you should go see if thats a world record" sure enough the man comes back and says "Yes! i have the smallest hands in the world!" Later the man sees a guy with tiny feet, "Damn those must be the smallest feet ive ever seen, go see if its a world record!" he says, the man comes back "Yes! ive got the smallest feet in the world!"

[05tibgt]

@05tibgt the man goes into the bathroom and while pissing in a urinal he accidentally sees the man next to hims penis. "no offense" he says "but that must be the smallest penis ive ever seen, go see if its a world record". The man goes and comes back looking furious. He says "God damnit! Who is Peter Chao!?"

[gtr3cords]

we have to get rid of the goddamn penny!!

[101fangblade]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRACK PERSON ROLLING IN SAND?

A CHURRO!!!

[BrenShark1]

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx bitch fuck me

[THEENGLISHFOOL]

statistics show that 1 in 5 of us lie next door to a peadophile; not me, i live next door to a 12 year old with great tits!



[dill0n13331]

So there was a dog cat and a penis,

The dog said, "My owner throws sticks across the yard and wants me to fetch it!"

The cat says, "Ha. My owner makes me shit in a box! And they never pick it up."

The penis says, "I have both you beat. My owner puts a plastic bag over my head and makes me do pushups until I puke."

[codemaster1maxxor]

Babysitter

[codemaster1maxxor]

Little boy fucked his mother bitch b

[Earthbender986]

thumbs up if u clicked because the undertaker :P

[Drakesblade14]

@Earthbender986 I clicked cause its peter chao..

[SoSolidPride]

Sorry ran outta space >____________>

[SoSolidPride]

A little boy couldn't fall asleep so.. He goes to his parents room. Boy:Mom can I sleep in here? Mom:Yes but dont look under the covers. *Boy looks under the covers* Boy:Mom, whats that? Mom:Thats a pussycat and thats a sausage. *Boy goes to his grandpa's room* Boy:GrandpacanIsleepinhere? Grandpa:Yesbutdon'tlookunderth­ecovers. *Boylooksunderthecovers* Boy:Grandpawhatsthat? Grandpa:Thatsashotgun. *BoygoesbacktohisParentsroom* Boy:Grandpa!getyourshotgun!The­pussycatiseatingthesausage!

[trashMann312]

Dirt. Vacuums. Mud. Swamps.

[finalman25]

dude id buy if peter chao was the main character in grand theft auto 5

[defenske]

Girl waves guy over with her hand so he walks over and says whats up? she says if i can make you cum with a hand imagine what i can do with my mouth :P

[TheDevilsSwagga123]

Heeey bitch come bye my house after and take your moms fat ass out of my closent from last night ;)

[Glen67z]

A womans opinion is like an orgasmn

Mines more important and i dont care if she has one

[legodudes11]

woman never wanted to be treated like men.. they wanted to be treated like women but get paid like a man

[Mike33050]

You are a craZy materfucker

[NZMike1337]

your mama is so fat her legs poped?

[matt984]

my wife said to me last night "honey make love to me like they do in the movies".

So I fucked her in the ass and jizzed all over her face....

Apparently we dont watch the same movies....

[MegaMag22]

Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

[MegaMag22]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

[aznbill]

0:11 a coin lasts around 30 times longer than a bill

[pyroskull12]

There were 3 homeless guys and a millionair. the 1st homless guy asks to sleep at the rich dudes house. the rich dude says," ok just dont sleep with my daughter". the next morning the rich dude asks, " did u sleep with my daughter last night?" the homeless man says yes. than the rich dude cuts of the homeless guys penis.the same 4 the 2nd guy but when the rich guy asks the 3rd homeless guy the guy says no i diddnt sleep with ur daughter, but the popsicils were good..

[IVIuFFin1]

Hey\Peter........what's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

[LeopardsProdz]

A dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud....>.>

[theoneandonly825]

Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Oh don't worry, you will never get it.

[HOTFRI3S]

The GTA V Character is white you can already tell from the voice

[MoGimp]

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass.

[showmaster79]

Hahahaa this guy is fucking class

[JrJays19]

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

The grass tickles their balls

[yaw819]

funny man still have one dollar beers

[Eddialdairjaramillo]

YHUR SOO AWSOME PETER CHAO

[xleopiex]

what did the dick say to the condom,

cover me i'm going in

[thatpashenkid]

4 gay guys are in the spa, then a sperm floats to the surface, one of the guys yells out "okay who farted?"

[RoyalRamirez]

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

[voamCU]

Wtf with the jokes, this not a joke app

[adamnguyenlol]

A wife and a husband were setting up a new password on their computer.

The husband put "my penis"

The wife fell to the floor laughing when the computer said "error, not long enough."

[ada667]

a horse rold around in the mud...now that in dirty

[AsainBossarus]

in america the grass is green

in mexico the grass is lega

[wasdzxf]

a boy and his mom when to a zoo,

the boy saw two monkeys fucking each other, so he asked his mom what they were doing and she said "they're making cake". the boy so more animals fucking and the mom would give the same reply everytime

one day, the boy said, hey mom, were you making cake last night?

and the mother said, I was, how did you know?

and the boy said, cause I licked the icing off the couch.

[SkrillexIsBOSS]

@wasdzxf Thumbs up if you heard that joke already

[cutemimi16]

a little boy goes up to his dad.

boy : daddy. whats in between mommy's legs?

dad: a magical place.

boy:whats in between daddy's legs?

dad:the key to the magical place.

boy: oh, well u better lock it up better daddy, cuz the neighbor's been getting in.

[mosojono]

i had a bath with bubbles, bubbles is the girl next door

[spyna1301]

A child goes up tp his dad and says,

Boy:Dad i've just had my first sexual experience!

Dad:Awesome, lets go gokarting to celebrate.

Boy:I would, but my bum still hurts...

[Typhlosio7V]

There was a penis and a vagina ...

They got together and stuff happened

Thank you thank you

[<]

(hand palm out facing someone) talk to the white

(turning back of the hand) because the Asian dont give a fuck