Forklift Simulator Gameplay and Commentary

[PBfightknight]

i think hes the second coming...

[gioelinick1111]

This is the greatest and funniest thing i have ever seen

[Jfactor99]

buy the new hit soundtrack by cr!tikal including favorites such as: "bitch get back here" " ms. tonya tickletitties" " fuck you yoshi" and many more act now and you also get "lieutenant dastardly dildo"

[mazzich]

omg i wasted 8 minutes, next time get some practice on real forklift

[redTalonsss]

That forklift sure has one helluva voice.

[TheTrippyHippo]

You have an amazing voice. You should do radio, or direct a porno?

[MrFuckthepopos]

cr1tikal you are amazing keep up the great work

[PoopDawgification]

How do you not laugh your ass off at yourself?

[EXTREMEANIMALS]

I have a new appreciation for forklifts.

[EzioAuditore1459]

Mission fehlgeschlagen.

[tacoofskillage]

The female forklift thing; still a better love story than twilight

[StrengthUnknown]

Now just engage in epic combat vs giant aliens and call yourself Noble 6

[12345isho]

2 funny! must rub my nipples to relax myself

[straightfromvirginia]

Don't the Germans make the most climactic video games?

[imComfortable]

I hope he ends up doing a crane simulator commentary, am i the only one who would crap myself laughing while he smashes people with cement pipes. C'mon Cr1tikal, do the crane simulator

[tednictakis]

where the fuck does he find all of these games....

[Ytuberem]

German version.

[TheEchoSystem]

Mission Frglaumgdnfthp

[ThePmpdawg]

Omg I fucking love this shut your videos make me way to have intercourse with unicorns

[GhettoNinjaMan]

wow, just fucking wow. this is just propospurous, cr1tikal, you must be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elephant.

[MLGxNCRxRANGER]

Why is this guy not a youtube partner!

[BobTheScrub]

@MLGxNCRxRANGER He has chosen not to because he doesn't make videos for money

[Tysausrei]

wow, i'm so glad i saw this today.

my eyes have been opened, and i have been enlightened.

this is where our tax dollars should be spent - in the dangerous, manipulative job of forklifting.

[Assaultcaptain24]

oh shit wall

[waffleless]

He can play any game and make it as entertaining as rhinosaurus-nipple rubbing.

[WheathinFilms]

This guy's voice kind of annoys me...

[GodZxSAINTJT]

@WheathinFilms

Jealous because he went through puberty two times huh?

[WheathinFilms]

@GodZxSAINTJT Nah, it's nothing personal, I just don't really like it. To me it sounds like someone imitating a guy with a deeper voice.

[GamerBrosInc]

When i was younger i used to play this awesome game called roblox, NOW ITS A SHITHOLE. PLAY IT CR1T1KAL

[ValkyrieDude7070]

anyone else notice the game is in german

[lilmargo187]

Is wrong that I had a boner when he was having sex with the female forklift

[suxdudemungus]

Play Dark Stone for the PS1!! xD

[CybAslaY3r]

its only rape if you don't cooperate?

[PumawombatDOG]

Package failed to leave the forklift so it blew up

[Gimmie0538]

when he referenced cyote and roadrunner was gold

[whosCats]

"those noodle nipples got a little perky there!"

[UkrainianDragon1993]

Can't hit a pillow without exploding hahahah.

[eilam42]

coconut simulator.

[OGKUSHMX]

It seems the air is too much for my forklift to handle rofl lmao soo funny

[wisard734]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[AndrewWallace1]

Ok i seriously almost fucking pissed my pants LMFAO ROFL

[TheRoflmaionaise]

MOTHER FUCKING MONKEY BUISNESS

[Corkoth55]

ahh!! how did i miss this in my sub box?? well at least i get to watch it now!

[gearsofwar3reuped]

always funny good job

[sgtguy1]

so hardcore

[LouSt00l]

OH MY GOODNESS, MY FORKLIFT EXPLODED!

[MrHarris1145]

Where do you find these games

[legodude11]

OH SHIT WALL

[sithlover2]

I always seem to get a boner watching his videos

[XxXThatOneEmoKidXxXx]

How do you find these games...?

[DariSpider]

I've had enough of you monkey business FORKLIFT CLEAN THIS SHIT UP RIGHT NOW AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH

[scottshot016]

He should make a shirt "dont worry forklift, shake off the heartbreak"

[Xxslipknotguy13xX]

Rule 34. No exceptions.

[TrollPriestbetrollin]

@penguinz0 I can honestly tell you I only went to this video because I thought the title read "Forklift Stimulator".

[AwesomeStar1000]

It is surprising that he didn't say a word about the dutch language.

[BROAdWAYexpressN]

Dude what do you mean, That thing was going slow as fuck.

[thesuperqazplmkdude]

@BROAdWAYexpressN -_-

[drizzt0909]

@BROAdWAYexpressN clearly sarcasm is not your forte

[15lambet]

He should be a pornstar with his throbbingly massive cock!

[marnicrules]

im dieing of laughter

[Reptailionsea]

this is where they keep all the failed copies of Avagantamos

[SkullSquadronVF84]

this fits you well

[LeonKauser4]

Oh sweet titties. Timber!

[jamestheskaterkid]

oh shit wall

[kzeuz911]

this video is fucking funny. especially when you see the pipes crashing towards the wall. LOL

[TalonX1982]

Oh shit!! Wall!!...classic.

[DJKID777]

I THINK IN THE FUTURE ROBOT WOULD BE TAKING OVER UR JOB SO THERE WONT BE NO MORE FORKLIFT

[fauxpromises]

Why would anyone wanna simulate working at Costco?

[ky1etheb3ast]

I just shit my pants, I literally just shit my pants from laughing so hard.

[HB45175]

I have a forklift license and I can tell you with certainty that the goods transport position that penguinz0 demonstrate in this video is the ideal position.

[insiderperson18279]

I literally had to pause this video every time you speak in order to catch my breath. Absolutely hilarious.

[eohniuhc555]

OH SHIT WALL

[92GrimmReaper]

Oh,Shit Wall !! :D :D :D

[MrCHEWIEMAN]

Will you be my dad, Mr.?

[Ghost10251]

forklifts can't love.

[IItzAdventureTimeII]

Don't worry forklift. Shake off the heartbreak. :')

[chunkboy55]

Deliver this coke

[Brby1]

Imagine the charity's reaction when he gives them the money. "I will give you all the money I earn with my hobby." "Oh thank you, kind sir. What is your hobby?" "Making forklifts fuck on a video game."

[UMVC3sucks]

@Brby1 hahahahahahahhaahahahhah thats funny shit

[GravityThree3]

inhaled water from laughter you sir almost killed me

[cobolt13]

@GravityThree3 Happened to me too. Dumped a load of water on my floor.

[yuriwriter]

BITCH GET ON THE FORKLIFT.

I spit out my soda.

[s3bbe1337]

Where the hell do he find these odd ass games? xDD

[FamousBANDITO]

hahahahahah this guy is fucking funny

[ILeikToDanceWifPantz]

hahahaha who the fuck makes games like this

[lilln2ir]

@ILeikToDanceWifPantz Japan eourpe everyone but not the usa

[matthew1010ify]

@ILeikToDanceWifPantz Bethesda

[RyanORLY]

Don't worry forklift shake off the heartbreak hahahahaha

[Stewbob112]

OMFG!!!! HAHAHAAHAH such a dry fucking humor, and im fucking dying over here haahahaah

[TheBigReich]

What language was this game in?



[Darkslain0]

@TheBigReich it's german

[lilln2ir]

@TheBigReich german

[BadgerBoy1223]

scratching their heads witnessing this blazing speed... OH SHIT WALL!

[666SatanSlayer666]

why are all the tires flat?

[XxMissAllisonxX]

how do you not laugh at half the shit you say? Lmfaoooo

[zerobeast22]

"Like a flash of lightning -__-

..*slowly runs into wall*

..OH SHAT WALL o-o!

....Crashing was eminent -___-"

XDD

[Flykiller852]

try playing the video in 2x Speed. ROFL!! He talks like a computer :D!

[RLmike1234]

Play Cat Mario

[antoneglia]

@RLmike1234 He listened to you!

[RLmike1234]

@antoneglia I feel special!!!

[XzXKhR1zXzX]

I lubb ur videos hahaha Xad

[griffjag2020]

@XzXKhR1zXzX you lube his videos? interesting

[L0calkiller]

Ok why do ppl watch his amazing videos just to critsize them. Ppl who hate these funny videos go fuck yourself

[L0calkiller]

Penguinz0 plz make more videos. U r fucking funny

[futuremarineboy28]

BITCH GET ON THE FORKLIFT!

[pwn3g52]

THIS VIDEO SUCKS!

the only good part was 0:00 - 8:00 :)

[youtubing9000]

i bet this guy has a huge dick

[fistfullofCUTE]

@youtubing9000 ask your mum ?

[the999zombie]

@youtubing9000 You would love that wouldn't ya? faggot

[RLmike1234]

@youtubing9000 "I ran into the stall, pulled down my pants, picked my dick up off of the floor, aimed it at the toilet..."

[KitLovesYou101]

@youtubing9000 :)

[XxAidedStunBreakxX]

@youtubing9000 Not only a huge dick, but huge nipples too.

[RyuichiShoda]

-How can you tell if a forklift is a male or a female?

-Doesn't matter, had sex.

[AbusedDaily]

Next, do a barbie game and explain the unique dynamics and amazing storyline for us cause we all know barbie games are triple diamonds in the game industry.

[Terrorstanius]

Mission FEHLGESCHLEGEN

man i hate when i FEHLGESCHLEGEN my missions..

[ventmonster247]

This didn't show up in my subscription box. Sucks

[jessejoshmatt]

i wanna know what you look like mannnn

[superslycooper78]

Cr1tiKal, it would be really cool if you did a Just Cause 2 viedo.

[Aiden95x]

those noodle nipples got a little perky there :L

[WizRyaaN]

@Aiden95x hi

[animatorbug]

what's up Cr1TiKaL it's everybody :)

[DDyylanPS3]

theres ads all over your video already, Cr1tikal

[hotchkiss691]

this video should be flagged for forklift pornography

[NayNayRevolution]

This is not the type of thing you should watch when everyone else is asleep, just woke my parents up by literally laughing my ass off... Lol

[TheNeoNInfinite]

"...witnessing this blazing speed OH SHIT WALL"

[TheNinthDude]

This is pure fricking gold

[flightTime123]

Once again the children of Africa are stunned

[Oldasiankid]

@DerSockenprinz Maybe because he is in college and is studying it?

[amandagothard]

I love you

[kaizerdeath12]

''Being stupid is overrated'' THAT HAS TO BE IN A SHIRT.!!!

[Simple7ify]

I Love you.

[eyemforit]

Cr1TiKaL should definatly do a gameplay and commentary for The Darkness

[brainbang1]

24 people dont understand the concept of forklift porn...

[soccer383]

@Cr1tikalQuotes on Twitter

[FateGround592]

lol made on my b-day

[NinjaNaugt]

Oh sweet titties



[hotman718]

The graphics are nice they couldve been used to make a decent game not this forklift simulator crap. Things that arent fun in real doesnt make them fun in games.

[soccer383]

@Cr1tikalQuotes on Twitter

[eleman97]

OHSHITWALL!

XD I was literally laughing my ass off

[breezythakid93]

"those noodle nipples got a little perky there" LOL Cr1tikal at his finest

[Suku919]

I don't think you understand how hard I fapped to that forklift porn.

[MrChrigga]

"even the freshair was just too much for my fork lift to handle"

[Radioman727]

lol i love that you can change the speed of the video xD 1/2 speed is really funny

[PointBlankk98]

Yo post up more skyrim or play cod

[jonnopon]

I laughed my ass off when you hit the wall :L

[coolguy42945]

Bitch get on the forklift

[coolguy42945]

Nice ass

[chunners10]

Okay no w I just have to deliver this cocaine... o shit I just got it in one try. Haha pissed my pants funny

[ilovechriswebby]

"now ill just wait for- *epic pause* Now that is just preposterous. BAHAHAHAH i love Cr1TikAl

[sonofamitch56]

We use a forklift at my work all the time haha. This game truly captures the art of forklifting.

[Mustkill3]

lol dude that was funny maybe someone shuild hire you 0_0

[bulinho05]

@kevinno3969 dude!

[Terrorstanius]

Lul.....

[loriparker666]

play batman arkham city

[NuttyvenClose]

That is a nice ass.

[wutabrooo]

Don't worry forklift, shake off the heart break.

[HiDarMeng]

Lol

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

Why anyone develops these games is beyond me.

[heskeypowa]

He should play FIFA 12 :)

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

@heskeypowa No he should not.

[XDemonOfFateX]

Avagantamos would have loved being picked up by that forklift :(

[Antnation]

i want the commercials!!!!

[nazixzues]

Who invents games like this and where does Cr1tiKal go to find these games?

[AekoD]

@nazixzues Small German developer studios. There's a Truck Simulator, Agriculture Simulator, Train Simulator, Recycling Simulator. All kinds of shit.

[DarkMaker75]

@nazixzues I'm guessing the companies who make games like this aren't making them to entertain people, but to train people how to use whatever vehicle they're going to operate for a job. You don't want a person operating a vehicle who doesn't know what the hell he's/she's doing.

[brainbang1]

@nazixzues He knows everything.

[klippklar314]

@nazixzues germany

[ConstantlyRushing]

@nazixzues Steam.

[K4inan]

@nazixzues Idiots, and fans send the games to him through email.

[animetoober09]

@nazixzues only god knows

[Ignore14]

@nazixzues usually steam does free games of the week and you find some real crappy games on there.

[BlametheVoid]

@Ignore14 WHAT? IT'S CRAPPY?

[TheSpartan1024]

Yea....cuz i want to drive a forklift all day at work just to come home and do it in a video game...

[CAE4L]

Forklift porno at 5:14