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  • If there is a God, Maynard is something like him.

  • HAHAHAHAHA This is fucking great!

  • The title of this video is screaming at me and I don't know why.

  • the blood of god

  • I want to move to Jerome so bad. It's so beautiful there.

  • I thought this video was about wine

  • @Gabinsanityable Religion is based on the first humans' fear of the unknown and uncontrollable aspects of nature. They thought some divine being(s) was controlling these aspects. Also the magnitude of human intelligence caused by the expansion of the cranium (an ancient mutation) allowed us to create religion in the first place. Now, stop talking about it. PLEASE. Talk about Tool or TV or something else.

  • @Rush3524 i love how you seem to "know" this, and to "know" that there is no higher power. Brilliant. And yes, I am a MJK fan, as well as a Christ follower. Do I think that is the only way? Of course not, but at least I have the balls to believe in something.

  • religion is based on fear of death and hunger for power fuck that shit i plan on tripping balls and living in the woods wen i grow up

  • dayum fuckin spunions

  • Poosiver?

    Damn, I always produced it Pewciver.

  • Total-Collapse com

  • The Morning Star is the brightest,most powerful star to our world. The title Morning Star was once Lucifers, but it will be given to the Messiah after the final battle according to prophecy. This belief that some Babylonian king was himself Lucifer is a misenterpretation of why the letter that Isaiah sends to the king refers to Lucifer, this king was from Lucifers bloodline.

  • He's getting my money because I love trolling. Oh also I stole ALL of his music so now we'll be even.

  • who gives a turd

  • I think in 2009 or so he came to whole foods in New Mexico to do a signing... I missed that :(

  • This has to be a rib. Really man, wine? You're singing about yourself now. I know it's all performance, I get that. But dude. Seriously? Heartbroken. Move out of LA, or learn to swim.

  • @rdhmdk He lives in Arizona, not LA...

  • TOOL is my favorite band of all time. I loved how they ducked the media over the years and gave them the finger. I watched this with my mouth wide open, utterly perplexed. What the hell Maynard? Really?

  • You guys ever see a horse? Yeah, me too.

  • I really want to see this now even though I'm not really into wine.

  • I wish that i could meet Maynard he is so very interesting. I would also like to see him fight chad from nickle back because he would destroy him !!

  • Press 5 and guess what he's doing

  • I don't usually do this, put press 7 over and over again for a mad laugh!!

  • @f0cus711 acre acre acre acre acre

  • alright.... whos comin with me to find maynard?

  • hes so..BEAUTIFUL <3

  • Blood into Wine

  • lol pussifer

  • @wdikolnc111 I have a pussifer t-shirt that says "I <3 Pussy" hahaha!

  • Then its the greatest wine ever fucking made

  • Im gonna go seek Maynard out in the desert

  • cactuses. face palm.

  • wow ...a lot of heavy shit on here

    Maynards wine is awesome!

    btw.....everything doesn't need to be argued

    grow the ......................up

  • @DONTKILLYOURPARENTS aha it is aswell!

    never noticed till u said

  • I want to move to Cornville.

  • this is about making whine . grow up.

  • and its so fucking good too. only wine I drink.

    

  • I HATE YOU FUCKIN CUNTS GOING EVERY WHERE SPITING YOUR BIBLICAL NONSENCE....PLEASE WOULD YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT GODS...ALLL OF YOUR BULLSHIT GODS COME AND GET YOU OFF THIS FUCKING PLANET SO THE REST OF US CAN LIVE IN SOME SEMBLANCE OF FUCKING PEACE!!

  • @maegull thank you... for speaking for youself. that made me happy. i hate the whole thought of God as well. i don't think it exists at all. i mean ... whateva right?

  • @maegull plus i think that the government brainwashes us our whole lives to make us think that its ok to die because if we die ... we go to heaven or hell... thats what they always say. i think its bullshit. i sit here and i think to myself. it would suck to die. why would anybody go through their life thinking "omg im going to grow up to be a martyr." ha i think they only killed jesus christ because he was onto something... government conspiricies

  • @maegull maynard also has a bible touch to his lyrics but okj

  • @maegull Well we won't getting any peace when you are around :p

  • @maegull I went deaf reading your comment

  • 1:14 He's a keebler elf.

    respect

  • more Respect to maynard is due! even when I thought I couldnt give him any more. I just watched this on netflix. good stuff.

  • Maynard is one weird man...

  • he sold his soul to satan

  • @HeyEatMyShit

    Yeah, "to make a record. And then you bought one...dipshit!"

    God I hope your comment was some quasi song reference of his and not an honest religious oriented one...

  • Yeah it is silly to say Satan was an atheist, but the whole "Legend of Lucifer" doesn't appear in the Christian Bible it's more of a Catholic tale. There is only one verse in the Bible that talks about Lucifer the morning star falling from heaven. No more detail than that.

  • @thefinder808 The Vatican and all other forms of false religion are designed by Satan and he does a good job of "blinding the minds of unbelievers" with his tools. He wasn't so much a falling star as he was "hurled out of Heaven" You could liken it to a falling star considering he once was an angel, now, our biggest adversary. Rev 12:9

  • @ZinfandelRed1914 Right, and I'm guessing you follow the one "true" religion?

  • @ZinfandelRed1914 are you a JW? I dont mean that with any disrespect I am just curious, most people dont use the words "false religion" , or I should say I have not heard many people refer to Christendom as "false religion" outside the JW faith.

  • @thefinder808 That and Lucifer was actually the name of a Babylonian king, not Satan, which started out as a rival god in the form of Ba'al ze Buul

  • Puscifer in the background :)

  • OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE

  • The still shot for this video is not Maynard, it is wine guru Eric Glomski.

  • How can such a great band draw out so many idiots?

  • @cmfishburn Rephrase that. How can Tool draw out so many idiots? Of all the bands I've ever listened to, Tool is the most intelligent of them all.

  • @cmfishburn It is because most of em don't actually LISTEN to the music.

  • @cmfishburn dont worry bro, the difference between tool and other bands is that the majority of us arent idiots, but like any thing, the idiots will come and ruin it.

  • @KonzoleKing You are suffering from the Dunning Kruger Effect.

  • @HolyCity2012 your right i should embrace my own idiocracy's

  • @HolyCity2012 Clever lol

  • @cmfishburn Idiots follow

  • @cmfishburn Penis, that's why.

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  • This movie is friggin excellent

  • This is like say "Lebron James" making a documentary about "pong"

  • @gamezky he owns his own vineyard so not really especially since he makes the decision on how to make the wine and all that stuff so he literally makes all the wine that is being sold super fast down where he is.

  • satan was an atheist? ha ha you gotta be kidding me! What a clown

  • I love Maynard I love Tool and yet it never ceases to amaze me how folks have to bring up religion every minute of the day. Atheism is a religion too as far as I am concerned. It is all dogma. I, personally, don't buy into ANY of it. I am spiritual no signs, no flags.

  • pussifer?

  • @WildPegasus1991 No Puscifer. It's a play on words. His vineyard is called Merkin, as in the pubic wig.

  • I see what you're saying. You're repeating what the narrator said. She's an idiot. 

  • how is he not a frontman?

  • @nhilge78 he literally chooses to not be a frontman, he just kinda chills on the side o-o

  • Maynard is not a frontman.

  • hes gained weight

  • Arizona Bay Winery?

  • He is rich enough to not care about you or your thoughts. That's the beauty of America, if you make it you can do whatever the fuck you want.

  • this ad has nothing to do with my buying preferences or this video.

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  • You can't help but love Maynard.

  • wine is for TOOLs....lol if he didnt sing like an angel i would hate him for this

  • the best wine is from the Barossa Valley in South Australia

  • Love the re-mixed theme from The Good The Bad and The Ugly playing in the background!

  • how dare this video cut maynard off mid sentance

  • Wines from ARIZONA? What a joke hahaha The best WINES ARE FROM ARGENTINA. Period.

  • @StreamOfMetal your a faggot.

  • @Habaneroin No, I see u know noting about wines.

  • @StreamOfMetal Yeah i guess its Heavy Metal to drink wine right, ha what a joke

  • @DemonofdaDesert dude, gtfo...you obv don't know what you're talking about, maynard has never done heavy metal. the only joke i see is your pathetic excuse for an education, again stfu and gtfo fag

  • @DemonofdaDesert i guess its heavy metal to be a fucking ignorant dirt head who appreciates next to nothing and contributes absolutely nothing but who has a bitch mouth ready to jump on every little thing that falls within its parochial vision as "GAY"

  • kinda looks like george carlin

  • @Habaneroin yeah

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

  • From undertow to now, maynard's speaking voice is epic. And of course, when he sings too.

  • its bruce willis

  • Such a sexy voice, even when he speaks.

  • He'll be so goddamn fuckin' tired making that wine, he won't be struting that ass!

  • Who gives a shit about wine? This guy sucks.

  • @ilovenarwhales It's his life, let him do what he wants.

  • @ilovenarwhales I assume you like bud light.

  • Whats the song @ 0:51?

  • @ICHOSETOBE It's from the Movie "The good, the bad and the ugly" featuring Clint Eastwood

  • who cares if hes a satanist asshole. i dont.

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  • merkin is a pubic wig hahaha that and jesus turned water into wine i really wish i could talk to tool because i started thinking really hard and got put into a unstable mind home but i know over thinking seperates the oppurtunities but are my lines reaching possiblilities

  • @drfatherbody your comment doesn't make logical sense. you should see a doctor.

  • ..................

  • Thats really cool. I'm not surprised to see Maynard has moved on to Winery. I hope its going great and am interested in buying the produce.

  • mayard james keenan is a satanist and illuminati he believes that he is a evolved being aka New age Light Bearer. The imagery and message are all over his communication.

  • @GreenEarBuds ur fuckin stupid. a satanist? you dont know anything about his music

  • @GreenEarBuds .... please let us all here know what you are trying to say..and tell us the diference of being satanic or satanist?

  • @GreenEarBuds Are you retarded? Maynard is no satanist and neither are his bands, due to the fact that they are atheist, you moron.

  • @bullsnake70 They aren't atheist either. It's about spirituality. God is not an old man with a beard, that's the philosophy.

  • @TheUselessGenius Hmm...well, I didn't know that. I never believed god was a man with a beard, though.

  • @bullsnake70 No i think you guys under estimate atheism cause you guys have your heads so far up your asses.Satan was a atheist and its a trickery to mind control others into contradicting themselves into going fuckin awall.But hey fuck it the bible contradicts itself over and over all the time so whatever floats your sorry asses boat into sleeping better at night .Im not looking to argue i just say where all fucked

  • @TheGloryfighter1000 Lol well now I'm confused. Is tool atheist or not? And how the hell am I underestimatiing atheism? I never said anything bad about it in this comments section.

  • @TheGloryfighter1000 How was satan an atheist. Satan was an angel. Lucifer. Bringer of light. How can an angel not believe in what created him

  • @wingerdinger151 lol hmm Satan wasnt really confirmed a angel he was always with the angels tempting them oh and even if he was a angel he was still a athiest

  • @TheGloryfighter1000 yes he was. he was confirmed as gods highest most valued angel. then he grew envious and angry at god for loving man more than the angels. believing due to their perfection and mans flaws lucifer thought angels deserved more love and care than man was recieving and drew up half the angels in heaven and began a war with God over this. having lost the war lucifer was thrown from the heavens becoming the first fallen angel (thats where the term comes from by the way).

  • @AJlord1 also he stil believed in god after that and the reason he attempts to get mankind to commit sins is to show god that lucifer was right and that they dont deserve his love. you just got schooled at knowing the 3rd esiest thing there is to know about christian beliefs. bi

  • @TheGloryfighter1000 thats like saying even thou he worked at pizza hut he didnt believe in pizza

  • My dad planted and worked on pretty much every vineyard shown, and he manages them, im happy they made a movie about the wine country moving into arizona. :D

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  • Now onto the topic of the video! It actually looks quite interesting. I might try finding it on netflix.

  • @23House23

    Chill man...  That's not fuckin funny

  • Maynard on Farmville!

  • @josh7788 Funny in some way...

  • @josh7788 not really but that would be fucking beastmode

  • Maynard looks like a fucking leukemia patient hahahaha.

  • dont get me wrong i love tool and apc.mainly because of maynard.but this movie has got to be boring as hell..it sounds more like a documentary.but is still got to be a snoozer.

  • @jay112273 you can't be entertained when watching a documentary? you know, it doesn't hurt to try to learn sometimes.

  • @jay112273 "it sounds more like a documentary..."

    Are you a fucking retard? Of course it's a documentary. Jesus, I mean, do you have ADD so bad that you can't focus your attention for a god damned minute on something other than a mindless action or comedy movie?

  • @mjhacker Your so hip and intellectually deep, the way you don't take any shit..

    not

  • Why is the title typed in capital letters? OMG MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN REVEALES WINEMOVIE OMG MY CAPS KEY BROKE

  • My wife is from Cottonwood. We tried his wines last visit and some are quite excellent.

  • hell yeah!! ecstasy of gold!!

  • In one of the driest states in the country?

  • lmao! a movie about wine!! Although TOOL, APC are awsome bands, and amongst my favorite, Isnt wine simply cheap nasty piss you drink in the park when your 14 in hopes that your schoolgirl crush will play with your ding-dong?! It just seems like MJK is just taking his pretentiousness to newer heights! Dont flame me for my comment, i love tool as much as the next guy.. Its like everyone says...You cant have a TOOL without maynard.

  • @laner2281 to each their own my friend. You may think of wine so lowly but I find it better than minnessota brew, lol. its just as natural as beer or liquor. Lol well to my knowledge anyway...i find wine coolers are more of a 14 year olds drink not the good wine.

  • maynard, what a man. wish we had more of those people instead of all those zombies

  • the ecstasy of gold

  • your silly...

  • Wow, Arizona is a shitty-looking place.

  • The Ecstasy of Gold was made for the Clint Eastwood film "The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly".

    Metallica, once being Good now Bad and Ugly, used it to open their shows on the "Black Album" tour. Do a youtube search for "binge n purge".

    The music from Puscifer certainly has a South Western aura.

    If "Natural Born Killers" was a modern day film, it would for sure have Puscifer on the soundtrack.

  • fag

  • @banditboy6666 does the bandit part of your name mean Butt bandit? Fucking asshole

  • all of the music is by Puscifer

  • The music in the background when mynard is talking seems to be a remix of extasy of gold, which was once used by metallica, and is an old song, by.. i dont know :p

  • Ennio Morricone. No need to thank me.

  • What is that music playing in the background? I have heard it before but i don't know what it's called.

  • @freakinow that music is in one of clint eastwood's italian westerns...either  "fistfull of dollars" or "for a few dollars more"...i remember not which...

  • @nathenism it's in "For A Few Dollars More" and the song is also called that i believe.

  • @hangingmoon7707

    NAPA U JACKASS

  • napa is a bunch of stupid wannabe thug beaners that wish they lived in sonoma, have fun with your failing wine industry, everyone knows sonoma rules over napa

  • @hangingmoon7707 i poo'd n ur mom

  • @thizzzzzzn yea i just raped your mom and your sister

  • @hangingmoon7707 F A G G O T

  • @thizzzzzzn what are you like 12 years old

  • @hangingmoon7707 no but i did just defile ur mothers entire body with semen if that helps

  • @thizzzzzzn wow you get the last word on this one, congrats, you officially win, do you feel good, keep hiding behind your computer, you ever come to sonoma let me know so i can show you how to never be seen again

  • @hangingmoon7707 wana meet up at teter or arnold field sometime.... send me a message... bring ur friends

  • @thizzzzzzn bring your friends? you sound like a dirty scrapper, you need all your friends to be there to back your ass up cause you know you would get knocked the fuck out

  • @hangingmoon7707 ill meet up with u nd ur people at arnold field when?

  • @thizzzzzzn yea sounds like you have nuttin better too do than look for fights, shut the fuck up and get a life, you remind me of some meat head jock that dreams about looking cool all the time, your a tool, move on and look for someone else to talk shit too, pussy