Roman Moronie's speech

[cptcommunism99]

I absolutely love this movie.

[max2082]

OMG I was cracking up at this woman I work with that said the women at my job were acting bunch of fargin iceholes. I just had to find this clip after hearing that. Corksuckers is just as funny if not more.

[ryguy331986]

Classic movie. So funny. 85% of my dialogue today is based on this movie (I'm single). Top 25 comedies all time. BAM, I said it.

[agrv8ion]

Okay, I might have to watch this movie. lol

[nezpercenathan]

2 lousy corksacking sum a nom batches did not like this video!

[smedley]

I watched this last nite for the first time. Almost choked 12 times. So funny. The "No more nodding!" scene is the best.

[Kelski1998]

Same scene THATS A FARGIN TRICK QUESTION!!!!!

[MeinLebenIch]

Moroni's is pretty badass

[BKatz88]

How is this movie not played on cable in a constant rotation? It should be a classic and most people I know have never heard of it....

[chivas1494]

Who's the suminum betching icehole that disliked this video??

[MrIllCity]

I would love to see you make a profile on indievisiononline. com and start uploading and promoting your videos from there. Lets show some cross support. You join and post up some videos and I will feature your videos in the editors pick on the home page.

[BKatz88]

How many people quote Roman Moronie swears and people give you dirty looks, because they think your mildly retarded...it's priceless!!

[cfwpiano]

@BKatz88 Glad I'm not the only one! lol

[demarkoli]

moronie for president!!!!!

[aquilamarke]

Strangely, being a foreigner and working in Norway, if I use the word "fargin", I can quickly see who is allright and gets it. Our friend Roman shoots through cultures.

[013jared]

cork suckers

[badmojo187]

1 person is a fargin' icehole.

[Markula4O4O]

"Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for The Mother's Day Massacre, The Christmas Day Slaughter, The Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and The Groundhog's Day Be-headings!"

Mr. Maronie... I just have one last question for you... If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles. Tell me sir, at what time would that train reach Chicago?!

THAT'S A FARGIN' TRICK QUESTION!!!

[SIRSMITH08]

the man speaks the fargin truth , the iceholes in london who are fargin this country up, need there fargin bells cut off , what a bunch of bastages, corksuckers all of them .

[salemwsr]

Moronie deported to Sweden (Claims he's not from there) lmfao...or should i say lmfio

[balbin23]

amen to that !  HOLLY WORDS SPOKEN !

[WCD73]

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel:

You lousy corksuckers,you have violated my fargin rights,dis somanobatchin' country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me,could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes,like yourselves.Thank You,Very Much!!

[anonymousent]

NOW THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GIVE A PRESS CONFERENCE - EVER !!!..... LOL / HAHAHAHA ..... I LOVE THIS MOVIE !!

[BigOrangeTitan]

Remember, "Roman Maronie never forget a fargin face!" He gonna take you dwork, he gonna nail it to da wall! lol

[maze311]

I think he is worth more than Ghandi if he runs to compete with him.

[jeffmac909]

This guy is a fargin genius, Iceholes!

[BashirH]

summin num batching lmao

[MihelicJ1977]

Awsome, this guy rocks.

[afvc1980]

I know guys that actually sound like Moroni.

[TheMikesMaiden]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i miss this movie these times were so silly and funny can u upload the whole movie or will the FARGIN ICEHOLES COME GETCHA lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll passsssssssssssss out on floor ty sooooooooooo much for this I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT wooooooooooooooottttttttttttt what a hooooooooot

[ShellyD320]

I'm watching this movie right now :)

[TheMikesMaiden]

@ShellyD320

oooooooooo can u upload it?

[irishmanb1974]

Could be Blago in a few days....lol

[idontbelieveinDeath]

lmao...

[jamdude13]

oh man, this is just one of those scenes that stick with you in life. any givin time I can call one of my friends a fargin icehole and the whole Roman Moronie scene just just rolls from there. Long live the groundhog day be-headings!!!!

[TheMikesMaiden]

@jamdude13

i so agree hahaha funny stuff classic u cannot beat the classics aye?

[super16g123]

watch "the Obama deception" pass it on!

[gentleman92596]

That's Moronie for you, he goes out killing the english language and anyone who stands in his way.

[Alembic25]

This guy was the films only saving grace. Farking barstitch!!!

[RevolutionOfCG]

I remember this well! Great movie. The 'Panel' these days would be Obama, Pelosi and Reid. They are a bunch of fargin iceholes.

[renrenpink]

I would have loved to have seen John Gotti read this statement at one of his trails. Oh, the subtleties of Roman Moronie!

[Quantanthead]

That was a good laugh. It was the best part of that movie.

[hibob418]

The truly brilliant part of Moronie's character and his mangled use of expletives, was that (besides being very funny) you could probably have aired it on broadcast TV since it wasn't real profanity. When this came out, the people at the place I used to work, looked for any excuse to proclaim, "This is fargin' war!" Thanks for the post!

[NeoShadowNinJa]

Best statement ever!

[Skilletrocks1234]

you lousy corcksuckers you have violated my fargin rights.

this suminabatching country was founded so that the libertys of common patriotic cidisens. like me.

could not be taken away

by a bunch of fargin iceholes like youselves

[oldlonesomesong]

I use you lousy corksuckers every day at work

[starryian007]

A true classic of motion picture entertainment.

Roman Moroney stole the show. Absolutely hilarious :-)

[jmmays]

How can such a corny movie have so many classic lines and make me laugh so hard? Classic stuff.

[Digressor666]

Roman Maroni deported to Sweden; Claims he is not from there.

[skinnysumei]

@Digressor666

WHERE IS HE ACTUALLY FROM?

[MorfsPrower]

@skinnysumei Quite Possibly somewhere in Italy XD

[JoeAmy22]

@MorfsPrower To be more exact, i believe from sicily

[cky12qxz]

Sumunumbotching.

[algonkin64]

That guy stole the show.... really!

[LPHLPH1]

after this stupid movie came out, every kid in school was saying "fargin" every other word.

That was fargin retarded.

[DeleteThisMF]

This speech and the principals speech in Billy Madison are 2 of the all time greats in movies

[PrinceMustDie666]

Where's the clip with Robot Maroni and the Note?  "Dear Bastages: I hope i got a few of you."

[lewiscifer999]

I hoestly thought that this would be the one video clip that I wouldn't find on Youtube! too funny!

[4212fmj]

anybody got "I'M STANDIN HERE WITH MY DORK IN MY HAND"? LOL

[FloormanofAlabama]

Dont violate my fargin rights, you ice holes

[joeyd1957]

You fargin basteeg.

[mienpanoche]

This guy should run for mayor.

[Spectre800]

This has always my fave speech of all time

[LeafMan296]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FREAKING FUNNY i havent see this before

[destructodude]

Sominombotching

[Telenut69]

Laughed my ass off when I first saw at 15 and now that I'm 40, still fargin' funny.

[PrinceMustDie666]

You lousy corksuckers.

[JayEm74]

Damn. I needed that. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU WATCH IT; that is some funny shit.

[PrinceMustDie666]

ROFL ROFL. "A bunch of iceholes - like yourselves".

[Yapostadodat]

Bravo!  Bravisimo! This clip is ABSOLUTE GOLD! His character's lines, especially "Icehole", have stuck with me for over 20 years and they are STILL very funny today. This movie was so funny it made JOE PISCOPO look funny!!!!

[RexNunc]

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel.

You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. Dis somanombatchin' country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes, like yourselves. Thank you, very much."

These words should be carved in Jade and feathered with gold.

[sprintbass]

LOL

you RULE!

ive been doing this line and accent for god...since 1984 and im 36 now! im so p'od that this movie is not held in higer reguard..its one of my all time faves! thanks for the dialog..now eveyone will know it!

D

[Telenut69]

Thanks for writing it out!!! You're right, maybe this should be posted in our schools and courthouses too, instead of the Ten Commandments. Thanks again.

[einsibongo]

Screw the ten commandments, if you can't act like a decent person with out a stupid list to tell you what to do, then you are obviously defected and should be considered as such

[Telenut69]

I agree!

[MonsterCrypt]

Then screw you too buddy... So may it be for eternity.

[eritain]

@RexNunc I could swear I heard "fargin' icewhores," there.

[cokerg2003]

@RexNunc EXCEPT I would change the first line just a hair: "I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the CONGRESS."

Heh, heh, heh

[cbalsz]

@RexNunc And imbedded in the steps of the Supreme Court building.

[bluerosemaiden]

Those somanumbatching bastiges at WMG already took down some of my **favorite** AMV's. Just because they own the rights to the music!! That's my guess, anyway.

[purpledude603]

This is one of my favorite movies of all time. Fargin Bastiges !!

[Madams1977]

Thank you for putting up a real video, and not a video of a movie theater screen. True, I know this probably won't last a week before some asshole takes it down (even though this movie isn't "big" by far), but bless you for trying man! You are truly a fargin icehole! LoL. I'm such a corksucker..

[mabdewn]

Thank you for the kind words, you somononbadging basteedge! :)))

[Madams1977]

No problem, and I'm glad to see that it's still up. Maybe there is hope for the world..... nah!

[cokerg2003]

@Madams1977 AMEN! You corksuckers are doing us a favor, not like those iceholes who would shut you down! Those bastages have no concept of a "free country"! So I say it's farkin good enough for them!