I find it works better to wake up the same time every day, using an alarm clock and light timer if I have to. I can't force myself to fall asleep, but I can usually force myself to wake up.
Man everyone seems to hate Pat because he's fat. You all do realize that Penn is fat too right? And while I'm not saying Pat normally has great habits but it's kind of unreasonable to expect someone to go to sleep early, and not pig out while at las Vegas. He even admitted it's probably his weight. Fuck it, I like pat.
@SuperSneakySteve His mother once told him to get a manicure because people would be looking at his hands (joke), so he painted all his nails red in response, and since his mother died, he has it in honor of her.
@hornet579 in addition to that he painted it to show that the layman won't notice the guy's nail is red, let alone the details of a trick. It's a point of the human attention.
For a good sleep u need some form of routine, not all peoples body clocks are same, mine for example starts at 2:00 am so at 3:00 am im in happy dreamland. Before going to bed i usually play PC for an hour or 2. then go to bed. Pats problem is that he is living like a hybrid between a Man and a pig. Eating extreme ammounts of fatty food and partying till there is no tomorrow is not good.
If u cant fall asleep check at what time ur get tired, then just try to calm down the next day on that time
If pat would run for 20 minutes in the morning, do whatever he does all day, come home and hit the gym for about 1/2 hour and cut his calories down to about 2000 a day, he will sleep a hell of a lot better once the pounds start to drop. Most people can get a membership at a community rec center for $100/year or less.
Dunno what all the hate about Pat is about. He admits that it's probably his other problems that prevent him from sleeping. He seems like a pretty reasonable guy.
Pat went to "the city that never sleeps" to try and get some help sleeping?
Maybe what's keeping him up is his brain still trying to process the logic in that decision. Maybe he's also thinking about the logic for the mattress convention to choose Las Vegas of all places to promote sleeping?
Oh, right. I would have thought Vegas would have that title, as anyone who has been there can back that theory up. The casinos all run 24-hours, and so do a lot of the stores in Henderson (the city bordering Las Vegas).
"The Studner" is an idiot. I did sales for a while and that guy is a joke. When you are selling mattresses and you ask a guy if he has a partner and his response is "no" then you don't go ahead and say what IS great about having that mattress IF you have a partner...Sales101 asshole. Love this episode.
lol so pixie pillows is a stripper in vegas now huh?? 1:18. she got the tattoos and everything....
mysticx0 1 month ago
@mysticx0 looks like her...
gastonytHQ 1 month ago
6:14 If Pat KNEW that a mattress wasn't going to help him, then why the hell did he go to a mattress convention?! Oh, right....It was in Vegas.
PassTheMarmalade1957 1 month ago
Pat is fucking awesome! He cracked me up the entire time. Love it!
dmarkwith 3 months ago
@dmarkwith lol Pat will be dead inside three years I bet...lol
BlameRepublicans 3 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
i REALLY wanted to yell at that stupid 'bio-mat' woman...
fuck sake...
Clint945 3 months ago
I find it works better to wake up the same time every day, using an alarm clock and light timer if I have to. I can't force myself to fall asleep, but I can usually force myself to wake up.
SSedmak 3 months ago
That poor fat bastard.
jflash214 4 months ago
1:10-ish That's Pixie Pillows shakin' it for a buck.
JHugh125 7 months ago
The real reason milk helps is that it contains a mild opiate. That's why this society's so obsessed with cheese.
IoEstasCedonta 8 months ago
@IoEstasCedonta I thought it's because cheese is delicious!
SSedmak 3 months ago
@SSedmak Try not being around it for a month, then eat it.
IoEstasCedonta 3 months ago
8:45 GO, TURKEY, GO!
Xsuprio 10 months ago
haha they blast the sound at the end just as i was fallin asleep
HKTeeVee 10 months ago
I love that they always use the Disco A-Go-Go music from Timesplitters :P
MisterSadistic 11 months ago
Yea, handmade...
by a factory worker in Korea.
Bert2DX 1 year ago
bullshit electric blanket >.>
AnytimeMinutes 1 year ago
GET TESTED FOR SLEEP APNEA!!! BAH
kirafaye 1 year ago
Fat or not, Pat spent his Vegas trip as it should be spent. Gambling, booze and hookers. Good job, Pat.
mornmeril 1 year ago 6
"It won't hurt you because it's like microwaves of heat going through your body" aahahaha
Serpent0fEden 1 year ago 2
37 glasses of milk... Hell, I'd be up all night pissing!
ShaulTalmeed 1 year ago
That's Pixies Pillows at 1:20.
FoodCubes 1 year ago
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Hupiacoaybay 1 year ago
I would beat that biomat bitch with my bare hands until she stopped breathing.
ByTor190 1 year ago
Man everyone seems to hate Pat because he's fat. You all do realize that Penn is fat too right? And while I'm not saying Pat normally has great habits but it's kind of unreasonable to expect someone to go to sleep early, and not pig out while at las Vegas. He even admitted it's probably his weight. Fuck it, I like pat.
masterohumans 1 year ago 8
haha he's too busy eating and being a perv to sleep. =)
RaverClay 1 year ago
Eating too much and being a fatass in general can be a result of insomnia, not necessarily a cause.
vycka1234 1 year ago 2
He thinks that Penn & Teller are working aside him, while their making fun of him xD
ErikaAtheist 1 year ago
Where did Pat the fat get the two hot chicks in the limo?
xaiomanga 1 year ago
@xaiomanga its vegas, he probably spent his gambling winnings on hookers
CrowServo3000 1 year ago
Why did Penn color one of his nails red?
SuperSneakySteve 1 year ago
@SuperSneakySteve His mother once told him to get a manicure because people would be looking at his hands (joke), so he painted all his nails red in response, and since his mother died, he has it in honor of her.
hornet579 1 year ago 2
@hornet579 in addition to that he painted it to show that the layman won't notice the guy's nail is red, let alone the details of a trick. It's a point of the human attention.
ProjectEndgame 1 year ago
@ProjectEndgame Correct! Forgot to mention that.
hornet579 1 year ago
@hornet579 D'awww... How sad
ErikaAtheist 1 year ago
@hornet579 I watched nearly every episode of Bullshit and didn't even notice that.
*in Penn's voice* Fuuuuuck!
fukyous 1 year ago
For a good sleep u need some form of routine, not all peoples body clocks are same, mine for example starts at 2:00 am so at 3:00 am im in happy dreamland. Before going to bed i usually play PC for an hour or 2. then go to bed. Pats problem is that he is living like a hybrid between a Man and a pig. Eating extreme ammounts of fatty food and partying till there is no tomorrow is not good.
If u cant fall asleep check at what time ur get tired, then just try to calm down the next day on that time
canuma100 1 year ago 2
maybe Pat should stop being such a fatass
elcondepatula 1 year ago
oh the irony watching this at 4:00 am because I can't sleep D:
spanky46758 1 year ago 2
I have a biomat. It's a homedics massage cushion that I bought for 20 bucks at sports authority.
MannamedMiyuki 1 year ago
If pat would run for 20 minutes in the morning, do whatever he does all day, come home and hit the gym for about 1/2 hour and cut his calories down to about 2000 a day, he will sleep a hell of a lot better once the pounds start to drop. Most people can get a membership at a community rec center for $100/year or less.
killersbytrade 1 year ago
Wasnt expecting turkey fucking in the end XD LOL
jokujunahi 1 year ago
does the asian chick in the beginning at the sleep center do happy endings?
Defender78 1 year ago
@Defender78 If she did i would so be there
vicious12394 1 year ago
that biomat bitch has creepy eyes. Any moment and she'll steal someone's soul.
LMLR187 1 year ago 4
That lady looks fucking creepy as hell. o_O
blackshade9 1 year ago
Dunno what all the hate about Pat is about. He admits that it's probably his other problems that prevent him from sleeping. He seems like a pretty reasonable guy.
Suiboshi 1 year ago
looks like pat needs to fucking get laid..
rogueJ 1 year ago
damn i always take naps and i eat like a fuckin pig at night hhaha
mrCANO562 1 year ago
Pat is a fat loser who I wish would shut up.
WasMilkABadChoice 1 year ago
Pat seems like a really likable guy.
thegreatpadaxes 2 years ago
Pat seems like an obese, loud-mouthed, alcoholic who has to pay for pussy. Your kind of bloke?
NorwalkPost 2 years ago
Yep, i pick my friends like i'm casting for a farce comedy. I value, uniqueness over actual desirable traits.
thegreatpadaxes 2 years ago
@thegreatpadaxes, that is the fucking greatest self-description I've ever heard. I'm forwarding that to my writing group.
NorwalkPost 2 years ago 2
holy shit the bio-mat lady creeped me the fuck out!!!
4ailchanaddict 2 years ago 5
Pat went to "the city that never sleeps" to try and get some help sleeping?
Maybe what's keeping him up is his brain still trying to process the logic in that decision. Maybe he's also thinking about the logic for the mattress convention to choose Las Vegas of all places to promote sleeping?
Suzaku000 2 years ago
City that never sleeps? Aint that supposed to be New York?
butzy0013 2 years ago
@butzy0013
Oh, right. I would have thought Vegas would have that title, as anyone who has been there can back that theory up. The casinos all run 24-hours, and so do a lot of the stores in Henderson (the city bordering Las Vegas).
Suzaku000 2 years ago
Positive ions are actually bad for you because they close up your synapses and induce feelings of sickness and discomfort.
Rizimar 2 years ago 2
The homely redhead didn't blink once. Creepy.
ClumsyRoot 2 years ago
lollllll @ the turkeys fucking at the end haha
eminatic 2 years ago
maybe Pat should buy a street bench for a bed.
der1a 2 years ago 37
I bet pat would sleep gerat if he wasn't eating a million fucking callories.
TheCaptainLulz 2 years ago 52
@TheCaptainLulz He said he tried eating healthy and it did fuck all.
MonkOfSevenSins 6 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
@MonkOfSevenSins Ask "what does he consider healthy eating?" Its probably things like broccoli covered in plastic cheese and shit like that.
TheCaptainLulz 6 months ago 3
So...the Biomat can give you comfort, a good night's sleep and EVEN CURE CANCER!
How good is that?
wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg 2 years ago 4
It's good but it's not great. I got a donkey that can fuck AIDS out of your body. :P
andyrooney11 2 years ago 3
That guy, Pat, is hilarious!
86COLE 2 years ago 2
I disagree with the Turkey not working, Turkey knocks me the fuck out lol.
daiitokumyouou899 2 years ago
Anyone notice at 3:25 Penn has his ring finger fingernail painted red? O_O
Lol. How random.
LuniaVideo 2 years ago
Yes, he has had that fingernail painted red for several years. He does it in remembrance of his mother.
bobburn 2 years ago 3
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Aspenly 2 years ago
"The Studner" is an idiot. I did sales for a while and that guy is a joke. When you are selling mattresses and you ask a guy if he has a partner and his response is "no" then you don't go ahead and say what IS great about having that mattress IF you have a partner...Sales101 asshole. Love this episode.
andyrooney11 2 years ago
Man the guy who puts these vids up always CRANKS the volume during the credits. Thanks for putting them up but damn fix that.
suckithardnfast 2 years ago 2
Hahaha turkey fucking.
Gormourn 2 years ago 4
That guy actually sounds like he has major breathing problems. No winder he can't sleep.
Nimnoms 2 years ago 4
You know, I thought I'd seen massive amounts of bullshit on this show, but then I saw the Biomat, and I was completely blown away.
tbussard 2 years ago 7
i know! and that lady didn't even know what Infra red was, when i learned about it in my 8th grade science class!
theMetalNerd91 2 years ago 3
I don't think that ginger woman's slept in weeks.
brocinfestweasls 2 years ago
Pause at 2:49 - wow, that's freaky. She looks like one of those old dolls they used to make back in the late 1800s.
halidefox 2 years ago
lol very true
BrotherEmir 2 years ago
3:10 = FAIL!
Danne23456 2 years ago
hahahaha pats acting all weird cuz he hasnt had any sleep...hahahahahaha
toolkills 2 years ago 3
hahahahahaha this fat dude is crackin me up...get him a few sluts to poke for a few hours and hell pass right out
toolkills 2 years ago 4
i wanna go to Vegas with pat i could get him a bitch there a good night of fuckin her and he'll be out like trout
fukiu45 2 years ago 4
Pat should hook up with the heating pad lady for some "libido enhancement".
bulletproof47xxx 3 years ago 2
lol i wanna party with Pat
GaMeRuInEr 3 years ago 6
lol, p&t hit gold with this insomnia guy. he's hilarious.
squareandrare02 3 years ago 6
Look at the bags under biomat woman's eyes.. she looks like she hasnt slept in a very long time!
spudpeel 3 years ago 5
I didn't notice the bags, but she's got those wide-open psycho eyes so often seen on this show!
TomMSTie 3 years ago 8
Yeesh, that one took 28 minutes to get to the no-bullshit line. Solid, but not my favorite episode.
cinndave 3 years ago
I'm just in awe of the Biomat....$4200 for a fucking heating pad....Wow.
ariston72 3 years ago 7
lmao
hellasow 3 years ago 2
that insomniac dude is funny as shit
reader555 3 years ago 5