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  • I've seen faster, bub. I've seen faster.....

  • your good boy your good but when i'm around you'll always be second best

  • almost as fast as my dog m8,nd thats saying something ;)

  • maybe the fastest of your house

  • Very fast

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  • takeru kobayashi EATS YOU.......you're nothing against him

  • he takes 2 bites for 1 pizza

  • you can't match me boy

  • i have you beat sir

  • CHEW URE FOOD!!

    

  • i can eat one in 20 seconds, but, i am a labrador..

  • idk why but.. when i c u.. i wanna punch in your face

  • @Neb1991styles your a hater thats all :)

  • You call that fast? AND you're eating just a personal pizza. you suck.

  • IS IT JUST CAUSE HE'S BLACK???? oh wait... unless... was there chicken on that pizza? Cause I'm colourblind...

  • wow thats fast but ive eatin a 32 cut in 1:03 top that

  • thats prety slow i can do a 16 inch in 1:12

  • puss

  • @URNEEDZ you cant eat it any faster

  • yummmm

  • did you record this with a calculator?

  • personal pizza wow pussy....Eat a 42 inch then ill be impressed

  • ur slow....

  • 1min 48 sec

  • that's not fast at all

  • 2 bites a piece ? it should be the whole damn thing down ur troat

  • the world's gayest pizza

  • its not that ur fast ur just taking big ass bites lol

  • @iguanalover21 ....................  That's like saying "You're not running fast, you're just taking really big strides."

  • @soocl0se  ikr

  • lol he is so slow

  • muscle's glasses yaa

  • Muscle's Glasses could eat that in one bite......

  • that nigga was just hungry lol

  • wow i can eat faster...not that hard

  • niemals der schnellste : weil der chillt ein bischen :D

  • he just sat there and ate his pizza .. ?

  • Some japanese guy holds the record and he eats something like 200 hotdogs in 8 minutes or somthing. Dont even bother trying to go for the world record. He says he practily swallows them in whole. Unless your willing to rip your throat open like a moron dont even try.

  • must be a marine?

    

  • joey chestnut ate a 5+ pound burrito in a tad over 3 minutes. That was like a small pizza.

  • dickhead

  • nom nom nom nom nom nom

  • chuck norris doesn't fall he lands.

  • Joey Chesnut is faster

  • Im the fastest eater in my family and class. In my family when my parents are like eat slow I eat slowest as I can and im the 1st one done and they only ate half there plate. I can finish a plate of pizza in about 1 min not trying

  • no offense or anything but... That was like watching a cow eat grass ! How Could you have made it any more Boring ?!?!? pretty sure most people could do that... ofcoarse with a few indigestion problems ! and i couldnt see what your timer said lol...

  • no offense or anything but... That was like watching a cow eat grass ! How Could you have made it any more Boring ?!?!? pretty sure most people could do that... ofcoarse with a few indigestion problems !

  • lol? No offense but i laughed thru alot of it.... its like watching a cow eat grass ! Why would you video tape this??? o well im pretty sure any1 could do that....

  • This is emtreeeemly boring

  • Fastest eater hey? Ahh lets see, Kobayashi anyone??? Think you should change the title of this video champ!

  • i even can't eat hole pizza i come so full of pizza :=)

  • lol this is thin like hell ...

    i could put the wole on half and eat 2x faster... -.-

  • This is standard time for a pizza :D

  • what a gay video. how did i even get?

  • u basically filmed ur self eating u fag

  • not even close. nice try tho

  • i could to that... I eat 7 slices and my wife is still on her first

  • Furious Pete is faster!

  • that pizza makes me hungry lol

  • i eat the fastest also. btw that wasn't really long. 1 min 48 secs. i ate 2 burgers under 20 secs

  • wow god i looked away for a second and half of it was gone O.o

  • dudde you are so fucking fast at eating

  • furious pete owns your ass

  • Furious pete makes this guy look silly. Pete is one of the worlds best and canadian :)

  • wheres furious pete?

  • HOW CAN YOU SWALLOW A HALF SLICE OF A PIZZA? WOOT.

    you really are the fastest eater in the world xD

  • I can eat faster den you, but i'll be full after i ate like half of the pizza.

  • Slow but Sure

  • 1 day later u have diahorrea and indigestion!

  • this cracked me up xD

  • what pizza was it?

  • NOT AT ALL. everybody check out furious pete on u tube. he is definetly the fastest eeter

  • yep, thats quick, i managed 2 and a half slices before you wolfed yours down!! i must be a slow eater...

  • I laughed When I Heard The Crunches. . . xD

    But Don't Eat Fast Again!!! Take Your Times. So You Won't Choke T ^ T

  • your actually REALLY slow.

  • ah mini pizza

    he can`t eat at fastest in the world.

    where is his world guiness record?

    he can only stupid tol talking

  • 2 words my friend, FURIOUS PETE

  • Fucking moron idiot prick attention seeking lonely retarded fuck up who has no talent what so ever and this vid is fucking pointless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i beat his record 1 minute 23 seconds! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what a waste of calories :S

  • u fucking looser.. slow as shit, thats such a standard speed. cant belive actually think ur the fastest eater in the world. moron

  • @chrissycracker lol god ur retarted... i cant even eat a whole pizza! and im husky!

  • @1lilpenguin3 Dude, this really is not fast, there are soo many people who can indeed eat faster, i've seen some crazy fast eaters, but this guy is just not one of them

  • @1lilpenguin3 shutup mr husky do i care about ur appetite? u fat fuck. this guy is a retard to think hes the fastest eater in the WORLD. bullshit.

  • @chrissycracker FUK U BITCH, IM NOT SYAEN IN THE WORLD BUT HES PRETTY FAST TO EAT THAT MUCH IN A MINUTE OR TOO...... U FUKIN FAGGET GO EAT A DICK.

  • @1lilpenguin3 i dont give a fuck what ur saying! hes saying hes the fastest eater in the world. go eat some dust u fat fucker

  • Holy shit! 

  • Wow, that was great!

  • I just like watching him eat that cause it looks pretty good lol

  • @kapoopoof epic fail. youtube takeru kobayashi. biggest beast ever at eating

  • no lie. You are the biggest fag on youtube.

  • You have to enjoy the pizza :D

  • Nope. You FUCKING FAIL. Better luck next time. Stop wasting people's time. You friends must be gay...and you as well thats why they compliment you so much.

  • fast yes, but fastest not even close

  • talk about SMALL ass pizza

  • Next time use a camera that you didn't get in a bubblegum machine...

  • You ate so fast, the camera wasn't able to catch it in normal speed

  • i could eat a bigger 1 in 1 second

  • @victorG74 yeah a bigger penis

  • more lag plz.. BIATCH

  • Your Just RUSHING!! Theres A Difference Between Fast And Rushing!!

  • sorry man.. but furious pete is definately a faster eater than you by far.

  • lol my dad eated 3 times bigger pizza in 1.52.54 seconds beat that looser

  • oh wow, ur pizza was small, I could eat a much bigger pizza!!!

  • I'm pretty sure it was just because of the quality of the video....

  • Did a bum blow chunks on that pizza before you ate it?

  • dude im thirteen and im on the verge of being anarexic. i could eat faster than u.

  • ur a pussy...

  • no ur not the fastest eater

  • fastest eater in the world? NOT.

    dude look up kobayashi and joe chestnut. they'll cream your time.

  • bullshit and age has nothing to do with eating. go shit.

  • you better stop saying bad words you little brat Shorigun

  • it took him 2 bites to eat his pizza, i can down 2 slices in 1 go and hes slow as

  • Are you an american?

  • nope asian,

  • ...... :0

  • So your American ofcorse?

  • like i said im not a yank, im Asian living in australia

  • as...

  • hard to tell if its fast because his camera sucks shit

  • it was recorded by calculator

  • That was actually very slow.. (for trying to do it fast that is)

  • your dumb

  • when i eat normal i eat a pizza in 3-5 minutes xD

  • pussy shit. your a faggot.

  • I BEAT HIM BIG TIME!

  • this for you is fast ?? one guy from spain is eat 24 pizzas in 1:42 minutes ??? and you are eat a pizza for 2 minutes lol!!!

  • how can we now you ate it all at once? it looks like just a bunch of pictures of you eating but there's no proof you ate it all at once with no breaks.

  • takyrou guy from tokyo ate 53 hotdogs im like 1min 52 sec

  • i dont think he edited it or anything,

    but there are a lot of faster eaters

    Mozetov though!

  • What's the point of watching someone eat?

  • good job dude but I aggree with IsaacAntonioOrtega

  • this is stupid....who said it was cool to eat fast now and days!

  • this is fake he just put a bunch of pictures together

  • sry not to fast. try to eat 40 pizza rolls in UNDER 2 mins...just for the hell of it. lol

  • this is clever editing...

  • my chihuahua can eat faster then you!!!

  • your not kidding... my roommate had a miniature pincher and if you left ANYTHING on a table and turned your back for literally 5 to 10 seconds, it would be gone... large sandwiches, pizzas, ANYTHING

  • shit

  • this is poor digestion all over it

  • the crunching sound makes me feel hunger, I want Pizza!

  • HEY dont waste pizza u know if theres any leftovers i'll be happy to have them just put them in a envolope :) im hungry now -.- quite fast u can piut alot i9n your mouth at once u know

  • man i have eaten a big mac in two seconds and my chiwawa could eat your plate of food in 30 seconds

  • i just sawa guy eat 2 biggie macs in under 15 seconds, im srry but no dice buddy

  • quite fast, not bad

  • i dont know why but i just gave every body a thumbs up!!! XD

  • i do that alot too LOL

  • @pokemonworshipper123 hehe pokemon

  • @pokemaster1234567899 lol pokemon

  • wow you eat fast i think your the fastest eater in the world

  • I can eat faster than you :)

  • lol im hungry now -.-

  • dude you are amazing

  • PIZZAAAAA

  • the sound of crunching the pizza makes me feel like Pizza

  • I want to eat a pizza now!

  • u where sturggling on the first slice lol

  • Dude ur fast and nice accent

  • your good but Bob Begandy kicked your ass!

  • my grandmother can eat faster

    than that and she's dead

  • I feel like Pizza.... hmmm

  • what kind of pizza is this

  • damn dude you can really shove it down that throat man

  • i could eat faster

  • ur just a pig

  • u no the fastest eater can eat 3 plates of food in 45 seconds....

  • big deal..its a small thin crust pizza..who cares

  • yeah ur fast..and u werent even rushing

  • ye fucking ledgend

  • fatass

  • I can eat a quarter pounder in 3 bites,im not fast at eating,i just have a huge bite. you are fast man.

  • what no water or something what if you choke ...

  • i could do that but probably not 1:47 because im a pizza fan hehee good video though