Sgt Hartman VS Jack Nicholson - Best Ever Prank Call

[gorgeousdzastr]

Sgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) looks EXACTLY like my dad when he was in the marines.. And I mean EXACTLY like him, sounds like him and acts like him. Bushy eyebrows included... SO funny.

He is retired Master Gunnery Sergeant.

[zlzFUNNYMANzlz]

266 people are snotty basterds

[charlene1450]

creative

[amitus8]

When this man said that some people can't handle the truth, what he was alluding to was that, in his opinion, some people can't handle his penis, which at that moment, he was handling.

[TrishtheDishNY]

265 people CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. wait...he didn't say that, did he?

[xxchinookxx]

My Drill Sergeant at Ft.Dix,NJ used to yell that we looked like 40 barrells of rodeo shit! (1979)

[TheMotomofo]

Funny and true story. I am currently a 1SG and a former Army Drill Sergeant, One of my fellow Drill Sergeants used the line. "Were you about to call me an asshole" to one of his trainee's and the Private without missing a beat replied with. "No Drill Sergeant, but you must be able to read minds". The Private got the hell smoked out of him but we all laughed our asses off about it later.

[Jagbuilt]

@TheMotomofo

lol... that is funny top...

[NickKeizers]

Sgt Hartman won.

[volsrule101]

265 people sucked a golf ball through a garden hose while giving a reach around

[donesco40]

he was a ssgt and given an honorable promotion to gunny when he was outta the gun club......

[USMCPOOLEEKeeler]

umm it's Gunnery Sergeant Hartman not Sgt. Hartman

[planecrazy101ya]

@USMCPOOLEEKeeler ACTUALLY, It's Sgt. Lee Erney, really...

[WALTERBROADDUS]

Damn, this is funny editing.

[esponert105]

FAKE!

[HonRevPTB]

@esponert105 NO SHIT GENIUS!!!!!!! YOU'RE A REAL ROCKET SCIENTIST!!!!!!!

[esponert105]

@HonRevPTB i love it when a stupid kid like you doesnt know sarcasm. my 1 word comment got thru your nerves hahaha!

[jarradbrianpatrick]

@imaddictedtowow112

you ignorant ass....MGSGT. R.LEE ERMEY was a drill instructor and was a gunnery sgt, in the beloved U.S.M.C.....he was finally awarded a honorable promotion of rank for merit to MGSGT> ( master gunnery sgt)

[tbs197123]

@jarradbrianpatrick r lee ermey was NEVER in the usmc. . . he said so himself so many times in interviews. thats why these people are called actors and i suppose you think harrison ford flew space ships?

[15harney1987]

@tbs197123 r u shitting me? he was a drill sgt. he retired as a staff sgt, but got an honorary promotion to gunnery sgt. do more research. tard

[TheMotomofo]

@15harney1987 Not arguing with you, just making a small correction. Only the Army uses the title Drill Sergeant. The Marine Corps and I believe the Navy use the title Drill Instructor and the Air Force has Training Instructors. The Army has Drill Sergeants. You're correct on him being a SSG and receiving the honorary promotion after retirement.

[TheMotomofo]

@tbs197123 Ermey spent eleven years in the Marine Corps, Two of which were spent as being a Drill Instructor at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego. He arrived in Vietnam in 1968 spending 14 months attached to Marine Wing Support Group 17 and 2 tours in Okinawa. He rose to the rank of Staff Sergeant and was medically retired for injuries received. On May 17, 2002 he received an honorary promotion to Gunnery Sergeant (E-7) by Commandant James L. Jones.

[Corrosive1]

lmao at sucking golf ball through garden hose

[RipMage87]

lol Gunny 123243454324536632 - Col 0 Enlisted for the win

[aknowneemus]

gunny vs. a full bird colonel?

i see total dominance by one party over the other!!!

[viggoM35]

Great editing. It was good for a few laughs.

[EdwardCullenBabe95]

JACK NICHOLSON.

[niterider460]

to fuckin funny

[MrRafaelBCK]

260 people didn't get a reach around.

[iappreciategoodmusci]

@MrRafaelBCK LOL!!!

[windumaster14]

I think Jack Nicholson won.

[leonardodp34]

If Sergeant Hartman talked to Colonel Jessep like this, Jessep would make Hartman march with his pants down and sucking his finger.

[Januacaeli]

Two different ways to be a marine!.

[1stCAVMeserve]

fuckin awesome...LOL



[stu741zyphia158]

the end was the best

[MrMrtiki]

I like it .

[philldholes]

Well done

[Tkjawa]

this guy has way to much time on his hands lol.. good video though lol

[KillingJokes97]

In a fight.....Hartman would kill Jack....It's just the fact that he was a REAL MARINE

[dgdfhfghgfhgfgffjhj]

"You can come over to my house and fuck my sister... I mean my mother... I mean my sister... I mean my mother..."

[bigjohnstudd82]

Well....... No shit!

[Blackhoundrise]

you blew me away dammit

[controllerbrain]

More fun when one is a real person.

[kurtw27]

LOL

[supereldinho]

Nicholson FTW!!!

[TheDanrox110]

2:06 lmfao good timing

[lukimahle]

colonel vs gunnery sgt. nuff said

[iBmx4Cult]

Nicholson won because his lines were so calm and it fitted together perfectly

[aagjmb]

2:27 of my life I can't get back.

[dagameplayer]

@aagjmb get over it

[SethJohnston17]

gunny always wins

[dagameplayer]

@SethJohnston17 not this time.

[palpatine17]

This isn't funny.

[dagameplayer]

@palpatine17 yes it is

[malofa99]

"WHERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?"

"Sir, if the shoe fits, sir!"

[dagameplayer]

@mpavin no. no gunny loses.

[magnum7mm44]

Hell I like you , you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!!! LOLOLOL!! Classic, Full metal jacket.....

[skudaarkaat1]

@magnum7mm44 Can I fuck your poodle instead???

[magnum7mm44]

@skudaarkaat1 Don't own one (poodle) , but I do have a pit bull...ya know whats meaner than a pit bull with aids?? >>>>>>>The motherfucker that gave it to him...<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[skudaarkaat1]

@magnum7mm44 Why do you have to wrap a gerbil with duct tape before you fuck it? Otherwise, it will explode!

[magnum7mm44]

@skudaarkaat1 sorry dude, I don't get into the animal or inanimate object thing...

[TheMobster911]

Gunnery Sergeant Robert Lee Ermey wins because he was an actual Marine.

[SalmonSlayer1991]

This is AWESOME!



[lament666]

COL. outranks Gunny........

[LouRodTV]

@lament666...The Gunny is an actual Marine though

[imaddictedtowow112]

@lament666 NO.......

idiot.

But Robert lee ermey was a staff sgt. in the marine corps. and got honorable gunnery seargent

[lament666]

@imaddictedtowow112 Wow eat shit dude

[imaddictedtowow112]

@lament666 cry more

[trekfan92]

248 people tried to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[s82111]

Jack Nicholson got the last word.

[IllusiveMan23]

soundboard vs soundboard isnt funny at all....SUCKS -.-

[TheFounders]

You can call me Joker

What do we got here? A fucking comedian, Private Joker.



[theboombody]

Man, this was awesomely funny during the first minute or so.

[DMG125]

Hilarious

[Sunoco]

Love Nicholson, but man, have to say, Hartman wins by a couple of light years. 

[6Ott7]

Well...No Shit!

[POOPANAITOR]

It's Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

[sauske248]

Hartman owns Jessup

[603mac]

My money's on Hartman..................He is a genuine hardman as well as an actor.

[metalkat77]

A sargent versus a Coronel

[Americanpatriot777]

Sorry SERGEANT Hartman but you would be in BIG trouble if you talked to COLONEL Nicholson that way.

[Honda4wheelin]

@Americanpatriot777 Funny, if you called Gunny just a Sergeant, YOU would be the one in a world of shit.

[Americanpatriot777]

@Honda4wheelin No because im not in the military...i can call him anything and he couldnt do anything about it..

[cybertron1000s]

@Americanpatriot777 Nah, Hartman can gouge his eyes out and skull fuck him.

[Americanpatriot777]

@cybertron1000s Yeah thats probably true....My comment is reffuring to the rank structure...not their level of badass lol.

[TheMikeMeadows]

"What'd you want to discuss now? My favorite Colour?" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[Musikkingofthecookie]

strange this

cause the colonel is a colonel and therefore is a higher rank than Hartman

also, Hartman says ''Private!''

(i aint stupid, just pointing it out)

[TheProudAmerican777]

231 people either can't handle the truth, or are fucking comedians.

[Razersun]

fake

[Byron10301]

fake? you don't say?

[imavaughanstar]

Hartman: You scroungy little fuck!

Jessep: You snotty little bastard...

[mrbadx19]

pretty funny!

[numbcore]

This isnt a prank, Im guessing the uploader is 9?

[JLA12301985]

@numbcore how could you say that? This shit is funny & it is harder to do then a 9 year old doing it!

[numbcore]

@JLA12301985 Because a real prank is way way funnier..

[JLA12301985]

@numbcore this really isn't a prank, it's more of a soundboard

[SporeSquire]

... but this isn't a prank... its not even clever

[Eskara0]

Jack Nicholson remained fairly calm under pressure and won. Hartman was just mudslinging and none of it bothered Jack Nicholson. JN ftw.

[onekoolbrothansa]

fantastic work

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

Ermey & Nicholson shouting at one another= AWESOMENESS!! This is fuckin' hilarious!!

[david01dc]

damn I want 2 see diz in real life

[moogug]

Nicholson got OWNED! Way to go Gunny!

[JLA12301985]

@moogug lol I think it was equal Nicholson wasn't taking any shit

[ACEOO8]

NOW THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD - I DON T CARE WHO YOU ARE Ô¿Ô

[weily68]

Great stuff!

[flyboymd82]

Lee was a REAL Marine, not some scurvy little liberal Hollywood faggot!!!!!!!!!

[southernboy666]

Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

[mamagola]

my favourite color ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Muahahahahahahahahaha 

[TheGarrettDressler]

Your heart belongs to Jesus. BUT YOUR ASS BELONGS TO THE MARINE CORPS. Join the marines. :-)

[xjoker94x]

Gunnery sgt Hartman all the way

[lE1337l]

" were you about to call me an asshole?!"

[mohamed00786]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

[kellikel13]

lol

[shinobiR1]

For those of you that are taking this "WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!!" STFU!! I wanted to say more about this, but I had to dumb it down for the IDIOTS!! (If you don't know what "STFU" means, then let me help you princess. It means Stop Trollin' Fellow Uploaders! Or, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!)

[MrBigben1221]

so fucking funny

[reprobacious]

A sarge heaving f-bombs at a colonel. Sounds like a really bad idea, lol...

You should've used his classic line about gouging out (Pyle's) eyeballs & skull fucking him.

[KTMryder44]

@reprobacious hahaha

[89blockbuster1]

GO HARTMAN!!

[myf0lk]

YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE FUCK!!!

[pveg65]

This is Classic!

[jonese36]

First, I thought this was well done! Second, I think that people are taking this way too seriously!! Of course, no Marine or any other military branch would ever disrespect a senior officer! In the 14 years that I served my country, I did run across officers that thought they were not only better then everyone else, but also that they could say what ever they wanted and yes, I did put them back in their place for it! After all we are all human and should treat others with respect, unless we are

[supersjaak123]

tekens resterendtekens resterendtekens resterendtekens resterend

[jurgenmanfred]

fucking love it

[e5i50]

well done, I also think its funny that people are taking it seriously that the gunny would talk to a Colonel like this. Fictional characters people, c'mon.

[theratfarmer]

never hang up your cover on a navy man.

[theratfarmer]

lol, this is funny.

[SenorSpode]

Nicholson is a wannabe. Ermey pwned this beeeyotch from "Go!".

[Hayaishin]

@SenorSpode you lost me at "pwned this beeeyotch"

[VikingThor1]

OUTSTANDING !

[GermanChocolateCake]

That was pretty funny.

[disgracious23]

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Get the stories here first!

[Hrko1992]

LOL

[samhobson30]

lol

[MetallicaFan58]

lol this is great shit

[EveryThingEnds666]

Reminds me of Al

[Pacedawg]

Hartman would kick Jacks ass.....

2nd Battalion Recruit Regiment Platoon 2026 June 1982

[fw190bk1]

OMG. Some people are actually taking this seriously.

This took some time to put together and it's very well done. Liked it a lot. Wish there was more stuf like this on youtube. Thanks!

[JakeM741]

stupid.

[kolaski33]

I am U.S.A.F. with P.T.S.D. out of Iraq . I want to get an Atichison Assault 12 Guage with selective fire forced gas blowback operated fully auto 300 rounds per minute . 00 buck shot 32 drum magazine . I am dead serious . I am losing it . Not having a good day . I am dangerous . Sorry veterans . I need to go to the V.A. hospital . Mather Air Force Base

[TheArmy19D]

@kolaski33 If you were in the Air Force how did you get PTSD? Too many papers flying across your desk?

[JamiesDachshunds]

Please go to Face book and become a fan of "Please help get Jack Nicholson & Robert Pattinson in a movie together" Please help me!

[Tyler50BMG]

nice..

[dodgerkbs]

love gunny and KILROY WA WERE

[numbcore]

this isnt a prank call you dumb turd, what is it with these bullshit soundboard vs soundboard calls

[EDDIEinWAR]

i think this is fake

[ReconMarine012]

@EDDIEinWAR seriously? Wow......it took a genius to figure that one out. Congrats!

[EDDIEinWAR]

@ReconMarine012 don't u just love sarcasms and people always fall for it xD

[davidcrow1982]

LOL.. that was just funny as hell. Angeleno, ever heard of a FUCKING JOKE!!!!!

[666babyoscar]

That was so GD funny I'm gun-a give you the courtesy of a reach around. :)

[chimyra]

And the winner is...

...Sgt Hartman

[WhiteMexican14words]

The Gunny wins hands down !

[dyne313]

Ermey (hartman) won.  Because he was a REAL marine, in real life.

[UnknownSoldier02]

@dyne313 not "was"..."IS"...no such thing as a former Marine

[JMNIXON1]

@UnknownSoldier02 yeah there is, there is no such thing as an ex-Marine. and we don't call our selves "soldiers" , lol. When we get out we are designated "former marines".

[UnknownSoldier02]

@JMNIXON1 believe me i know we're not soldiers...i just got home from the Island yesterday and am thinking of changing my name...it's only UnknownSoldier cus i took it from a song title...and i was just making the point "once a Marine, always a Marine"

[Shaneworld5978]

Are you crazy Jack lost.

[Electronic897]

How do you do these bits?

[TheThirdPrestigiator]

i think Jack won.

[urmomisjigglely]

sgt. hartman kills that pussy

[LeoF3500K]

how is this a prank call?

[doorsguy78]

this was great

[FUXUPSSHITBRA4569]

is this even real?

[assit2]

jack nicholson wins so much!!!

Lee ermy was just harassing jack and he ended up owning ermy every time

[X249J]

HA!

[Misiulo]

Sarge Hartman has a lot of nerve taking that tone with a colonel :>

[scaniabodytruck]

hahaaahha

[vstman]

Not the best video I've seen on youtube, but at least it cracked me up!

[euckilla]

Dan Daly = A Marine that we Marine's look up to. To put it simply. ;o)

Semper Fi

[357th]

There is no doubt that if Gunny Hartman were to really talk to any officer of any branch like that, he would be a proud fuckin' civilian with a DD to hang on his wall just like Walt Disney.

I guess that just makes this tv fantasy and not real life.

OOH RAH As you were, carry on

[kickZtailout]

Newsflash... this was not real. Nobody gives a crap what would really happen, because this isn't real and Jack Nicholson never served.

[reyistheman21]

@kickZtailout obviously u fucking smart ass its comedy..