a few weeks ago i went to the eye doctor for the first time and as I was getting tested I was thinking: I bet Michael McIntyre has talked about this at some stage :)
OMG Is it Sarah? She was terrific, but this Michael McIntyre? He is fantastic too! The British certainly have the BEST humour! This from South Africa.
@crazypianolady Sorry but I'm starting to have very little respect for women these days... and it's not my fault and i was never originally like that.. It's the women of todays FAULT! I used to have a lot of respect for women... but as I get older I am having less and less... 95 % of them are slutty selfish whores that only care about the size of your cock... 95 % of men have average sized cock.. and 95 % of women want and think they deserve above average sized cock...Case sold
@TheManInBlack2003 I'm not sure what women you've been hanging around with and I'm sorry if 95% of them only cared about your cock size, but you can't generalize and say 95% of the entire population of women on Earth are whores! Most women go for look and personality instead of cock size- as the old saying goes, "it's not the size, it's what you do with it that counts"!
@TheManInBlack2003 Maybe you need to wait until you've grown up a little before you have an opinion. I could just as easily say that 95% of men only care about tits and ass, making them all a bunch of shallow pricks, but I happen to use my brain to think, and know that there are some pretty decent men out there, and they actually outnumber the shallow pricks.
@RokiaNY Well first of all 95 % of men don't only care about tits and ass... When it comes down to it, if given the opportunity we will fuck anything. You obviously don't understand men at all... When it comes down to it for women, there's no way they're willing to fucking anything. And you can't compare penis size to tits and ass. Tits and ass aren't the main organ that determines sexual performance. When men start complaining about Vaginas being too big or small you can come at me bitch.
@TheManInBlack2003 Seriously, kiddo, you sound like every serial killer/rapist that was ever on TV. Which you are probably proud of. Signing out, and blocking your psycho ass.
Lady with red hair at the front at 7:04 is the dog-trainer from the next BGT : D she seemed a bit stalkerish when she told Michael that she had been in the front row but she actually was! : D
just skipped all of the parts just to see michael mcintyres performance....
Pinkbeuti 1 month ago 7
7:24 is that dani minogue?
naghoumette 2 months ago
What was the song at the beginning? Does anyone know? It seems very familiar but I can't quite place it.
nayajhen 2 months ago
@nayajhen Sound like the song from Godfather.
pinksenshi 2 months ago
@nayajhen Yeah, it's 'Parla Piu Piano' from The Godfather. Its familiarity is testament to your good taste!
NuclearAlphabet 2 months ago
@NuclearAlphabet Also, Speak Softly Love by Andy Williams! ;)
aizacca 2 weeks ago
who noticed that the man sitting behind princess camilla sleeping at 11:33
sidow199 2 months ago
gaad, EVERY comedian ends up in the shadow of McIntyre.. I just find it embarrassing to listen to the other comedians... Nothing near Michael..
GOTHICforLIFE1 2 months ago 4
Thumbs up if youre watching this just for michael mcintyre
TheSheepShaped 2 months ago 14
Anyone else click through this just to see the Michael McIntrye bits?
elliegrim 4 months ago 4
@elliegrim All the time :)
Natulcien1992 3 months ago
and say baseball bat u stupid lady
TheManInBlack2003 4 months ago
@TheManInBlack2003 why? a rounders bat is actually an object, but im sure your small mind cant cope with that amount of thinking :)
aprilstarsify 4 months ago
omg i feel so proud
a few weeks ago i went to the eye doctor for the first time and as I was getting tested I was thinking: I bet Michael McIntyre has talked about this at some stage :)
jettison27 4 months ago
" CCHHEEEESSEEEE" loolololol
bragark 4 months ago
Fucking irish accent!!1 gahh i hate it!
TylerJamesAdams 4 months ago
@TylerJamesAdams there's no irish person in this part
EAroste 4 months ago
@TylerJamesAdams r u talking about the comedian? cause she's got a geordie accent, not a irish accent.
14duffytc1 4 months ago
@14duffytc1 whats a geordie accent?
samigirl22 3 months ago
@samigirl22 That´s the accent people in Newcastle Upon Tyne (northeast of England) have.
Curl9x 3 months ago
@Curl9x @samigirl22 yea curl99x its right. its not only newcastle btw, its also the surrounding areas, such as south shields.
14duffytc1 3 months ago
@samigirl22 Look up Ross Noble, Toblerone Rolo Combo on youtube.
MrBigunALE 2 months ago
oh, she's a darling... :)
chap1144 5 months ago
Thumps up if u saw David Seamon at 10.08 if not fuk off
Billydaphantom 6 months ago
@Billydaphantom thumps up, seamon, fuk off. fantastic.
DiscoStorm 4 months ago
OMG Is it Sarah? She was terrific, but this Michael McIntyre? He is fantastic too! The British certainly have the BEST humour! This from South Africa.
Nadiacloete 6 months ago
7.04 lady from this years bgt she really was there not just some weird stalker type
bbbmusiccrazy 6 months ago
"Say cheese"
"CHEEEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEE !!"
theotherbeckettgirl 7 months ago 2
i dnt get the rounders bat joke
LadyCutiie 8 months ago
R YOU BLONDE!!!??
MrYunus02 7 months ago
@LadyCutiie When she says 'i mean for protection', she means instead of using the rounders bat as a sexual tool!
crazypianolady 6 months ago
@crazypianolady If so ... Not funny and she's a fucking whore... Is it just me or is there rarely any funny female comedians? I don't know any...
TheManInBlack2003 4 months ago
@TheManInBlack2003 Jesus no need to call her a fucking whore.
crazypianolady 4 months ago
@crazypianolady Sorry but I'm starting to have very little respect for women these days... and it's not my fault and i was never originally like that.. It's the women of todays FAULT! I used to have a lot of respect for women... but as I get older I am having less and less... 95 % of them are slutty selfish whores that only care about the size of your cock... 95 % of men have average sized cock.. and 95 % of women want and think they deserve above average sized cock...Case sold
TheManInBlack2003 4 months ago
@TheManInBlack2003 I'm not sure what women you've been hanging around with and I'm sorry if 95% of them only cared about your cock size, but you can't generalize and say 95% of the entire population of women on Earth are whores! Most women go for look and personality instead of cock size- as the old saying goes, "it's not the size, it's what you do with it that counts"!
crazypianolady 4 months ago
@crazypianolady yea... try saying that to the girls my age
TheManInBlack2003 4 months ago
@TheManInBlack2003 Maybe you need to wait until you've grown up a little before you have an opinion. I could just as easily say that 95% of men only care about tits and ass, making them all a bunch of shallow pricks, but I happen to use my brain to think, and know that there are some pretty decent men out there, and they actually outnumber the shallow pricks.
RokiaNY 3 months ago
@RokiaNY Well first of all 95 % of men don't only care about tits and ass... When it comes down to it, if given the opportunity we will fuck anything. You obviously don't understand men at all... When it comes down to it for women, there's no way they're willing to fucking anything. And you can't compare penis size to tits and ass. Tits and ass aren't the main organ that determines sexual performance. When men start complaining about Vaginas being too big or small you can come at me bitch.
TheManInBlack2003 3 months ago
@TheManInBlack2003 Seriously, kiddo, you sound like every serial killer/rapist that was ever on TV. Which you are probably proud of. Signing out, and blocking your psycho ass.
RokiaNY 2 months ago
@RokiaNY hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaaa
TheManInBlack2003 2 months ago
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@RokiaNY You're just mad cuz you got schooled and you know I'm right!
TheManInBlack2003 2 months ago
Michael made me spill out all of the water that I was drinking when he said "Me want Cheese!!!" and "Can I have more Cheese please?"
charlikesfunnystuff 8 months ago 3
Lady with red hair at the front at 7:04 is the dog-trainer from the next BGT : D she seemed a bit stalkerish when she told Michael that she had been in the front row but she actually was! : D
Geekproductions 8 months ago
I've got a massive knife and a massive fork!
j7qqq 8 months ago
"I've got a rounders bat down the side of my bed...I mean for protection" Prince Charles loved that one!!
crazypianolady 9 months ago 2
CHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!
messymare96 9 months ago
awwww oscar is so going to be embarressed when hes older hes going to be incredibly funny like his father
eleanoraliceshields 9 months ago 2
She was one of the best acts of the night, as lovely as the ballet was. Very funny woman.
sophiemarissa 9 months ago
i love michael mcintyre (L)
kakaclai1 9 months ago 55
@kakaclai1 soooooooooooo do iiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerz4eva 5 months ago
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEEEEE! XD
LoxiDays33 10 months ago 41
@ 7:05 it's Donalda Biba and Mega's Dog Trainer in the front row. She's on BGT 2011
soha100 10 months ago
CHEEEESSSEEEE
Nazlah234 10 months ago
thanks for posting this
lve23ku 10 months ago
thank you for uploading these videos.
but the part 5 is missing.
could you upload it please?
naghoumette 1 year ago 2
why is sue bo singing in an american accent? It doesn't suit her :(
enchantedeleni 1 year ago
LOVE SUSAN BOYLE! :D x
mileycyrusfan310 1 year ago 2
'and im the same as well, cos Ive got a massive knife and a massive fork' LMAO!!!!
BlueSpirit3743 1 year ago
woot sarah millican!!
Orlintheclone 1 year ago 2
CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
sugarbabe37 1 year ago 3