Born Survivor 3 - Chewy Sushi

[watru1234]

his mouth must be stink...

[MeIsAzn1]

racist chop sticks like my bandade

[MistaMase102]

i swear bear grylls is like ray mears on speed. he always has the urge to "get outta there" whereas ray is a more chilled guy lol

[92stoner]

Pause at 0:36

I didn't know Bear Grills smoked?

[rcqwert]

its sashimi :P

[aznwilly211]

I wonder if it actual is delicious like he says in every episode lol



[blarfsgnarg]

i thought for sure he was gonna be like... you don't wanna eat that but fuck it opportunistic hunting. its good to eat raw

[TPhaoimnaes]

How many parasites does he get after one episode...

[bongothemagicalmonky]

wtf he just said its a salamander how the hell do u call it a gecko

[jennx18]

aww that was so sweet KISS cuz i want to eat ya but ure poisonous..the only thing he cant eat

[GameAssassin95]

reminds me of smeagol! :P

[eaglefly0823]

Is like bear wants to eat what ever small thingy he sees in the wild...

[OyonTheAdept]

lol. Bear Grylls should host his own food show >:D

[DeMoNsCryy]

@OyonTheAdept that would be epic imagine some chef making delicius food and then bear comes in like wtf this is for pussies i will show how a real man cooks :D RAW :D mmmm sushi :D

[SuperShawnbell]

That probably taste awful !

[PissSniffer]

That lizard, is probably the happiest thing on earth.

[krazykyuubilv2]

@PissSniffer you mean amphibian. that was a salamander.

[PissSniffer]

@krazykyuubilv2 Looks the same.

[krazykyuubilv2]

@PissSniffer but completely different. It's not a reptile, and he even says it's a salamander in the video. Salamander babies are tadpoles. I don't think lizard eggs hatch into tadpoles.

[PissSniffer]

@krazykyuubilv2 lizards are cute.

[krazykyuubilv2]

@PissSniffer Indeed.

[natomast3r]

bear should go on fear factor and win by drinking his own piss!

[ostfnasket]

oh no the ring has made Bear to a gollum!

[jaex26]

A wild magicarp has appeared!

Bear uses bit

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

[pressgreen]

And why didn't he cook that?

[socccerPlayerz]

@pressgreen He would have had to make a fire and a fire takes a while to prepare

[shariganchidori]

how tough are his freaking teeth?

[CrappyCrowbar]

Bear Grylls: Im going to let this gecko go...

Gecko: <:D

[krazykyuubilv2]

@CrappyCrowbar that was a salamander.

[TheRealGeriBoss]

@CrappyCrowbar It's a salamander <:D

[TheRebecca1122]

NO FUCKU.. PETKILLER!!!!!!!!

[JDonaldson94]

I was half expecting him to say"Yeah you definitely don't wanna eat that...but lets do it anyway!" :D

[072925126]

Smeagol?

[PhantomBlackIce]

He's a born survivor.... but cant use chopsticks

[MIsterSojaBohne]

wie schafft er es eig nie zu kotzen?

[Millefett]

haha i was was just waiting for him to scream "GOLLUM!! GOLLUM!" with his fish in his mouth :D

[12345678909269]

Are they bears in Romania?

[biggyboy198]

Man Vs Wild is like Saw....but with animals instead.

[RedhasCabin]

But kinda beautiful as well eh ? *stares at salamander* "CRUNCH!!!"

[Tonygaffney]

you can tell he really wantedto eat that salamander

[themstar94]

Like if you hate the ads and you just want to see the video

[nigsplzz]

2:22 im on a mafuckin mission!

[jonathanh040]

I wonder if he has ever had tapeworms??

[McFro95]

I'm hungry now lol

[BOOMilition]

epic meal time should go EPIC BEAR GRYLL TIME

[shane1637]

@BOOMilition Epic meal time are terrible.

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

I think that's how Smeagol looked like when he was healthy XD

[samsemia]

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[iTrollThis]

@samsemia download adblock....

[CrazyLPMonkey]

true : )

[CrazyLPMonkey]

this guy is just discusting that isnt survival you ca it plants or something like that

[cgisby]

@CrazyLPMonkey If you're travelling in the wild you'll need something that will actually help. Plants will help for a bit, but you won't last long.

[CrazyLPMonkey]

@cgisby true : )

[treksez]

theres something fishy about this video

[SuperEdWeed]

@treksez that is a terrible pun LOOOL but it made my day :')

[CrumpledPaperHearts]

Is it so hard to build a twig fire and roast it? Really?

[Cult1022]

i could imagine that fish on a plate with a nice glass of piss...

[BillaPacific]

Is it weird that I like the sound Bear makes when he spits out the fish's head? :D

[unphazed123]

its like hes the male version of a 'camera whore' lol

[MrDisliker11]

waaaait somethings wrong.... he didnt eat the salamander?

[plopsywhopsy]

@MrDisliker11 He did air kiss it though

[pldreys]

Why am i watching this while im eating fish

[problynevergonnause]

ya know.... the fucker has a knife but hates using it.



[H4rm3t]

i would laugh if it went like this.

2:00 ''which means it's gona have some kind of defence, and his defence is the poison it releases... i'm gona eat him'' xD

[veavenkill]

Bear Grylls- God Of Survival

[JaxOntUmaGaN]

@veavenkill Homo Sapiens : Bitch Please.

[noob123noobnoob]

im fcking grinning my teeth while look at him bite the raw fish lol.

[MrAtan009]

rofl he just bite a live fish lol

[animerulezftw]

@MrAtan009 he bit off the head so it's dead lol.

[senglit]

does bear grills eat bears?

[Casshyr]

2:12 => LOL you can see how much he wants to eat it

[northcarolinaname]

does his teeth not hurt???

[TheDiamondSpear]

fresh chewing shushi with piss green tea thats the life

[aquaagu2]

The new youtube looks awesome.

[marcantoinelab12321]

bears catch salmons in mid- air to later eat them, but bear grylls just has wait in the back for a double meal

[rutanhamon]

Любительница суши наверно захлебнулись слюной??? Я такое не ем,люблю горячую пищу!

[JamietotheWilson123]

Holding it like a cigarette! Sushi like a boss!

[MaesTr01000]

and also YUMMY!!!

[jplasenggo]

the best defense against bear is when you become a brossle sprouts

[Prometheus666333]

"So you don't want to eat that..." *bites*

[PhireTrucks]

Black and Yellow CHARMANDAR!

[iamjohnism]

he ate the salamander when the camera man left.

[RyouXin]

What the hell would happen to us if bear became a zombie? SH*T

[Marceljedigeneral]

The only thing that grosses him out is brossle sprouts

[GregTom2]

The best defence against bear gryll is to not be edible.

[braydenpresber]

@GregTom2 ya you could be not edible, you might be non edable to most people, but to bear EVERYTHING IS EDIBLE.

[dansuwanseree]

@GregTom2 I don't think there's anything that he won't eat

[offhisleash]

@GregTom2 In his world everything is edible

[alexisgateaubegin]

@GregTom2 Or to not have protein

[pokemonfan1011000]

wow did u see that

[tagaken0419]

It’s not sushi, but sashimi.

[xorsher]

I actually expected Bear to be like "Oh whatever it looks delicious" and eat the salamander.

[5trpl0xer]

and you need a watch in survivor too?

[xF4iL]

gollum gollum :D

[DkLegacy24]

Bear : Look a lizard ! - 1:35

Lizard : fuck yeah ! - 1:50

bear *puts down the lizard* - 2:15

Lizard : fucking shit i wish he ate me so i can help the whole animal kingdom a god dam favor !

[DubWub4Life]

Just ate raw sushi , Better drink my own piss now.

[bmoua60]

HAHAH I love how he drops it and says O

[imprinceful]

Try this after the Video is buffed. press 8 then 3 quickly haha

Poisonus but he eat it

[imprinceful]

Fuckin Justin bieber Adds make me mad

[boogieman03ful]

dat dracuuuuu omuuuu

[mermaidmelodylover90]

lol

[bolt93]

loving his chopsticks,



[Cinpin30]

"bears have an incredible sense of smell"

hes overselling himself.

[TheAstroBoyzinc]

yeaa wash yur hands MUD gud idea

[memadman]

Wasabi. 

[PwNyHoRsE]

"Bears has an incredible sense of smell" well the confidence isn't to low here..

[newtubetubetube]

This is no sushi, fucktard. Where is the rice? If you want to use a Japanese term to appear cultivate, sashimi is the word you are looking for.

[1989beatles]

@newtubetubetube just stfu and watch the video. u din eat shit and drink ur own urine did ya?

[ThePowerExcess]

I think he is sad he can't eat the lizard..

[Aydee2020]

he ate it whole?how about the bones of the fish?

[theblackoed]

แดกไปได้ยังงายยยยย



[RaeBaeWil]

Bear Grylls, the Chuck Norris of nature.

[Clipselive]

For a second there I thought he was going to eat the salamander.

[laksmanshaathru]

lol stop at 0:05

[Grodizzzz]

GOLLUM!



[charly345mstl]

It`s not sushi...it has no rice(´；ω；｀)

[JeffNeroHardyIsAweso]

@charly345mstl shashimi

[charly345mstl]

@JeffNeroHardyIsAweso

sashimi ( ´∀｀)

but no fresh water fish:)

only solt water fishes.

[moneyparade]

Get a hoe and ask her to make you a sandwich god damn bro

[maxdjmax1]

it's better then real sushi :) 

[iToasterman]

what does the camera man eat o_o

[imthetank3]

@iToasterman im pretty sure they carry thier own food

[iToasterman]

@imthetank3 He dosent drink bears piss :o

[SS3kakarot1]

food:cooked stuff,possible some raw sashimis.

Bears idea of food:anything that moves

[dtkid24]

@SS3kakarot1 so the camera man

[Anonymous52550]

@SS3kakarot1 humans?

[Pieterjanvdhd]

@SS3kakarot1 anything that was moving :P

[SS3kakarot1]

food:cooked stuff,possible some raw sashimis.

Bears idea of food:anything that moves...that includes machinery...it has iron in it which is good in the blood...

[mybigvoice]

first thing i've seen he didn't eat

[XOPINKTEAM]

He eats the most horrendous things yet his teeth are in pretty good shape if you ask me haha. bad ass!

[iijennylicious]

Omg. It's in Romania.

My country. <3

[D8Alpha]

eeeewww i dont know wuts worse the guts poping out or him eating wut the guts poped out of

[mrsanchez141]

would've been funnier if said "Fuck it...." after his double kiss to the salamander and just ate his head

[Sh00t3r357]

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[ArtemiaSalina]

This show should be BANNED! My son ate all the fish in our aquarium because he wanted to be like Bear Grylls! We have to keep my daughter's hamster, Mr. Snookums, locked up in the liquor cabinet to keep junior from eating it, too!

[YamiKisara]

@ArtemiaSalina

Not the fault of the show but of the parents letting they're child watch it without it understanding this isn't something for common life :)

[felixpotvin1996]

@ArtemiaSalina HAHAHAHAHAHA your son is awesome.

[HawkmoonKalafalas]

@ArtemiaSalina How old is your son!? 0-o

[ArtemiaSalina]

@HawkmoonKalafalas 37!

[IAmReinrex2]

Wow that fish made me hunger for sushi now lol.. it just look damn delicious and i havnt had dinner yet :P

[animeaddict1011]

he has some serious guts...literally....

[ramoosC]

Thumbs up if u thought he was gonna suck my dick

[IWantKhat]

I ate my pets  /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

[KimmyWooey]

Why does he always take animals head off T.T

[mtbjunkie15]

100 bucks say the producer ran ahead and dropped that salamander down in his track. fake

[SonicCrackshot]

@mtbjunkie15 That probably is the case, so fucking what. How else is he supposed to explain the dangers and animal species if he hasn't got one to show. The idea of this show is to prep you in case you're ever in danger not to fling a man into mortal danger just for the sheer jolly, don't be such a naive pillick.

[Richarditong]

BEARS have an excellent sense of smell!

[mpcdude]

So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEET

[the5saken999]

i swear he chews like that on purpose

[mastergun1000]

it looked like he wanted to eat the salamander

[iiLoveMeeAhaa]

I bet He lIves In a Tent Out in thaa Willd.!!

[TheMrSkaterboy14]

Wait did the fish have any bones? Fish do have bones just telling u before u hate my comment.

[asalahadin]

Bear: Where's the second camera man?

First cameraman: *shrugs*

Second cameraman: Wait up guys i was filming the salermander

2:19 - 2:22

[MrFarraj123]

this sushi is dry better drink my own piss

[EastZatz]

he had to wash his hands thoroughly cos he was afraid he might get eaten .. by himself..

[PigHeadLady]

cmon man people invented fire a long time ago

[supermanguyis]

Bear wife: so what are we going to have for dinner hun.

Bear: shhh hold on i smell fish...and...piss.

[kshikding]

what Bear cant eat

[MattiasRosendahl]

i dont know why but im seeing this while im eating.

[superaj22]

Im not in the top comments, Better drink my own piss

[wj0102]

Kids will relate bears to fishing experts... Next: Attack a Hornet nest

[MrExtremeNoob]

Id better be dying instead of eating shits like these if I were lost in the forest O_O

[raymond2031]

This man's ancestors could've been surviving on their own in the middle of a damn active volcano.

[MrJokerLols]

Lols lets bet he ate the salamander anyway.

[TheAirplaneeatssky]

cook the food dude

[soccerrich123]

It's Has poison better kiss it

[sairoku]

2:22 Salamander's thinking: "FUCKING SHIT, i was hoping he'd eat me. I'd be doing the rest of the animal kingdom a favor."

[MYlenic]

oh shit! 啥东西都敢吃，，，

[MrDode97]

his father is tarzan :D

[rapikoi001]

.. it's not about yuck or whatever bad comments ! .

it's what we called survival in the middle of life saving .

[mcrss26]

and he got instant chopsticks

[roxasnriku1]

Thought he was gonna bite the lizards head off

[Mcrick679]

It's a finger puppet :)

[DeathByStiel]

Top 5 Words On Man Vs Wild Videos:

1. Better.

2. Drink.

3. My.

4. Own.

5. Piss

[mypiano212]

2:12 -> the luckiest animal in this series!

[UBIincorporated]

RIBKA RIBKA GDZE TVAIA ULIBKA? =ddddd

[HitlerIsRantingAgain]

Oh here he was in Romania... and he didnt drink my piss... what a pitty

[mangaka2k8]

Give piss jokes a rest

[thafunnyguy26]

he must of washed that down with some home brewed piss