Awful Games - Transformers (NES)

[ProManUnitedFan]

Wait, is that cartridge a Spot: The Video Game cart with an autobot logo?

[JackOfBlades434]

1:03 he touched the bullet

[frodo9]

nice, bayformers and this game sux so mutch, I aprove that picture on that nes game

[nweakpurple]

this guy is awesome

[NintendexF8000]

Actually, Optimus Prime DOES have laser eyes. I think he uses them in episode 2 when he fights Megatron.

[NintendexF8000]

That's not a transformer face it's the decepticon logo... Jeez, so uncreative.

[NintendexF8000]

What's that epic transformer music from 00:52 to 01:18 ???

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@NintendexF8000 That's an instrumental cover of the theme from the 1986 Transformers movie; I'm not exactly sure what cover it is though.

[MrNorbert1994]

3:18-3:19 EPIC

XD

[charizardoreo]

the puzzle cube looks cool i want one

[Yourfrickenfaceidiot]

HERPY DERPY

LOL.

[gamemaster5181990]

for bad special effects god damn your a funny guy XD

[Killerthewolfdog]

Britney Spears! 

[fs10inator]

1) Keep pressing 2.

2) Look at his right hand

3) What do you see?

[kenpokarateninja]

it sounds like he is calling the puzzle cube a arse wipe cube a little(0:32).....lol,

love your videos they are sooo funny.

[theYoda98]

your videos are awesome XD

[popsQ2]

adhd?

[stdejena]

Give me the all-spark cube...BITCH!!!

*MikeySpikey, you are awesome! xD*

[Servonix]

Well this game woldnt have been made if they released the 1986 transformers movie in japan BEFORE they released season 3 there (TF 2010).

[PranksAreUs83]

lol i made a reproduction cart of this

[TheShockMythGamer]

Did he said: Megatron is in my sight?

[NinjaGamer64]

Nice South Park reference

[hoodlifenigga1]

dude i paly this game every day and you dis it you bastard

[ColinLegendGem]

Is the song from the phone commercial?

[mackarelus]

I think i saw pickachu having a vagina

[faves3000]

i got a rom of this. :|

[DaffyGetsBlasted28]

Optimus Is P*ssed.

He turned into a Pikachu?

Funny as ever.

Keep those videos Coming.

You Rock!

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!

[Mr8bitgamer]

Awesome review!!

[wolftickets1969]

An NES cartridge? It was only released for the Famicom. Is that a pirate copy?

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@wolftickets1969 It's meant to be a joke. If you look closely, you can see the transformer's logo taped over the actual label.

[LewizX90]

Mikey:'So we press start to proceed to the 'Flashing lights of death.'

Optimus:*SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE*

Mikey:I think Optimus is having an epileptic fit!'

LOL

[P1ER3]

that's not a Rubik's cube for retards. if you want to see a really retarded Rubik's cube then that would be the 1x1x1 Rubik's cube, I have it and it's VERY hard to solve!

[pokemario6456]

Is it just me, or does that ending say something about RodimusPrime or something like that?

[avgnfanvideos64]

lol i love how taped a decepticon logo on the cartridge!

[GAMEPRODELTA]

That's an autobot logo.

[MrMafiamansion2]

8:08 South Park Reference :)

[avgnfanvideos64]

dude i thought transformers was only relased on famicom?

[pokemario6456]

You're 'suposed to collect the letters to play as some other Transformor (i forget who it is), beat the game, and then beat it a second time. But yeah-who gives a s#!^ about those damned letters?

[BanjoOz]

A little part of me dies everytime I hear the word "Allspark".

Still as your review shows, Convoy blah blah proves there was a lot of crap associated with TFs before Michael Bay came along.

[firelord555]

best...game..ever...

[skittlebros]

lol bullet bills.

and it does look like a game that should be on action 52 the song even reminds me of one of the songs on it i cant remember which one though.and wtfs up with that dinosaur robot thing at the end?kinda looks like reptar from rug rats lol.

[Mr8bitgamer]

Great video!

You realy funny!

'Britney Spears!' lol

You make a review/walkthrouw

Awesome job dude!

[keanem51]

r u irish?

[Vectorben]

@keanem51

He's scottish

[Cronus600Gaia]

Takara was just a ton of money-hungry bastards when they made this damn game!

[vivelecorn]

This game is not officially licensed by Nintendo right? Looks like a bad bootleg.

[Mikeys9607TE]

@vivelecorn

I'd say it is as they had ads for it on japanese TV

[GizmoCh3]

u look like seth mcfarlane but younger

[Hyake]

hmm letters wonder where they are at? perhaps u have to reach into the boss's ass and grab one. haha

[epicguitarsolo]

4:21 win

[Cronus600Gaia]

8:37 to the end is also an XD

[Cronus600Gaia]

I'd love to subscribe MikeySpiky, but if my mom finds out, she'll probably punish me; until I can, sorry for the delay. Still, your videos kick ass! P.S. 0:47 1:23 1:33 1:45 3:10 3:45 3:58 4:14 4:34 5:02 and 5:35 are all XD!

[Mikeys9607TE]

@Cronus600Gaia

lolol

[luigirules9]

lol

[linksrandomness]

I know who the bosses are.

defense system X2

decepticon logo X3

decepticon aircraft

bruticus

menasor

megatron

trypticon

[linksrandomness]

what is that gibberish from at 1:46???

[Cronus600Gaia]

It's probably supposed to mean that it's an eye surgery for retards.

[malaphesto]

base of a transformer lol, it's the decepticon logo

[NothinGtODisplay1]

lol at 00:42, you can see the Optimus Prime helmet in the background

[apostate001]

This game simply cannot be won without a cheat.

[TruDru1978]

Never heard of this Game at all where can I get this Game does it suck that Bad I bet it never came out on the NES in the USA.

[mikeyspiky200]

It was only released on the japanese Famicom and the Wii's Virtual Console in Japan. It really does suck balls...

[TruDru1978]

OKAY THANKS!

[GAMEPRODELTA]

@TruDru1978 Just do a search for " transformers famicom" on Ebay, you'll get several auctions for this game. You'll also need a system that can play famicom games; I'd recommend the FC Twin or Messiah Generation NEX. And yes, it is that bad. I own a copy of the game, and level nine is the point in the game where i feel like yanking hair out of my scalp, shutting the game off, and throwing the damn cartridge up against a wall!

[TruDru1978]

@GAMEPRODELTA Thanx I just lost interest in the Game...Prime and the other Bots r missing so Im a take a pass.

[BouncyTH]

Out of all the reviews of Transformers I have seen (AVGN, Spax's, Jedite's and Wizwars) this one is my favourite

[Ruton101]

lol Optical Express.

[koolkitty8989]

So funny, after AVGN's review I went back to watch this again and realized he addressed many of the same issues with the game. I wonder if you were an inspiration. ;)

[TheBobcatChannel]

Mikey, what editing program you used for this vid?

[Fohlken]

Not funny.

[dilandinho76]

6:10 cartman

[matttheman597]

BRITNEY SPEARS

[sexgoddess190]

Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne ...

SHUTUP !

Britney Spears !!!!!!

[pawel1818]

OMG You killed optimus.....YOU BASTERDS!!!! :D

[stephensamperi]

this game looks ok i guess

[pawel1818]

Puzze cube = all spark :D nice idea body :D

[hoslow]

R FUCKING FUNNY

[TimothyE]

omg dat game is fuckin od bad

[chaklawinreturns]

Awesome review.

[TheRandomOne0]

AHAHAHAHA! too funny :P

[autobotmatrix234]

BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[accent364]

If u think that the stage music is bad,then check my transformers vid!!!!

[normantheadventurer]

FUCK YOU CUBE!!!

[mikeys9608]

LOL!

[AIGaming]

I love it how you make stories out of your reviews

[matttheman597]

GIVE ME THE ALSPARK CUBE, BITCH

[AllieRX87]

Takara made a game....

about Transformers, but it's really lame.

Straight from the get-go this game...is

[mikeyspiky200]

BULLSHIT!!!

[AllieRX87]

lol

[mattiathekaiju]

@AllieRX87 BULLSHIT!

this game beyond borkeeeeen takare what the fuck did you smoooooking?

convoy no nazo is a BULLSHIT!

[schoolfilmer]

Britney Spears!

[fallout152]

Contra is the best!!!!

[born2bewilddude]

lol puzzle cude a rubix cube for retards

[StarscreamForever22]

I love opyimus prime haha "would u shut the F**k up I'm trying to solve the allspark" hahahahaha. I acn see now that this game is f**king Bull!

[williamhowe1]

I wonder if AVGN will review this game.

[AllieRX87]

He won't because he never reviews bad games and he doesn't have a Famicom according to what I've seen in his video game collection on all of his episodes.

[williamhowe1]

OK Mikey can join in if he wants.

Takara made a game about transformers but it's really lame staight from the get go this game is....

[AllieRX87]

BULLSHIT!!!

[williamhowe1]

Where's mikey oh never mind. This games beyond broken takara what the fuck where you somking? Convoy No Nazo is....

[AllieRX87]

BULLSHIT!!!

[williamhowe1]

I'm out of lyrics because this game makes me sick. Everything about this game is.....

[AllieRX87]

BULLSHIT!!!

[williamhowe1]

Who gives a fuck about convy no nazo....Men's asses!

[AllieRX87]

ROFLMAO

[williamhowe1]

Tonight on unsolved mysteries find out who gives a shit about convoy no nazo!

[AllieRX87]

LOL

[AllieRX87]

I can't wait! XD

[williamhowe1]

UPDATE!!!! Aparently no one gives a shit so fuck him!

[mcmaxmac]

lol so fucking funny

[MasterKnightDH]

Aheheheh. Transform it into garbage.

[ArchonXR3]

it's not hard it's unplayable

[Velet66]

my sincerest gratitude friend, youve done what no other person would do by playing this game beyond the first two seconds. thanks for taking one for the team.

[narukhfan07]

I know this game sucks, mabey worse than E.T. for the Atari 2600, but what do you think of both the 1986 cartoon movie and the 2007 live-action movie

[mikeyspiky200]

I never saw the cartoon but the live action film was pretty awesome!

[jamalmims]

you are right this game is a piece of shit

[th3d3storoy3r]

what's worse then e.t, it's ACTION 52

[dash456]

Actually, mikeyspiky, if you've seen AllieRX87's review of it, he used an annotation to translate it to what it really says.

[mikeyspiky200]

so he did! However, it sort of means the same thing if you replace "letters" with "energon cubes". Either way, you have to do the game again and collect the letters / energon cubes or what ever the fuck they are =D

Imphk posted a good video response to this showing what happens afterwards.

[gaga12345678901]

ok alternine no more being mean PS: mikeys reviews kick big ass and are extremely funny mikeyspikey200 rocks and i am his biggest fan XDDD

[wario657]

hilarious!, 5/5 awesome intro!

[gaga12345678901]

LOL GIVE ME THE ALL SPARK CUBE....BITCH! PS:yeah the kingdom hearts review was tight man don't ever delete that one either so i hear you will be doing a review for kingdom hearts c.o.m(Chain|Of|Memories)

[chj2]

LOL!!! He sounds like the Lucky Charms elf, ROFLFMAO!!!!

[gaga12345678901]

just dont ever delete this review take it from me this one is legend man lol

[mikeyspiky200]

Yeah, this and the Kingdom Hearts review are my 2 favourites =D

[gaga12345678901]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO DUDE IM STILL LAUGHIN FROM THAT OPTICAL EXPRESS THING WTF DID IT SAY I THINK IT SAID :the longer to get it doner then when you get in done in the dirtier: AM I RIGHT? LOL

[mikeyspiky200]

hmm, it sounded like that! I'm not really sure what it said since I just used a gargled wav file I found on the internet =D

[alternine]

this sucked ur not funny leave the jokes to jedite1

[mikeyspiky200]

In your own words alternine, "go hump your grandma and give her head he isnt the only one who can make reviews Man take your fat ugly head off youtube and blow a donkey giraffe while ur at it". I feel bad for using your crappy and pathetic statement.

[alternine]

you should feel bad for the comment u just made dont even try dude i bet you sleep with your mom and dad at night

[mikeyspiky200]

Is that the best you've got?

[alternine]

what do you mean is that the best i got its true i bet it really happens to bad your dad cant suck cause your thing is microscopic

[mikeyspiky200]

O RLY?

[alternine]

yes really you retard dud give up i beat you already so stop make gamereviews

[mikeyspiky200]

you beat me at what?

[alternine]

here's what im try ing to say you fat piece of crap your beaton you have nothing else to say so stop making reviews it sucks people are saying they like it but they feel sorry for you

[mikeyspiky200]

just answer the question. What did you beat me at? Don't avoid a simple question like that.

[alternine]

im

not avoiding if you can read i explained it in my last comment

[mikeyspiky200]

you are avoiding it. All you said was "you are beaton" (beaten does not have an O in it by the way). Explain to me where you said what you have beaten me at. That's right, you can't. Now I'm gonna ask this one more time: what the fuck have you beaten me at?

[alternine]

No mikeyspikey you have beaton me It was a test to see if i should suscribe to you your comebacks are hilarious sorry about the things i said i do this to everybody

[mikeyspiky200]

that's alright, I accept your apology. It's just not the type of thing I'd do!

[alternine]

sorry if i offended you in any way

[RaphaelRaven902]

I like how some people just come on the internet to complain about things. It shows you how much of a life they have. And for the record, you're getting pwned alternine.

[alternine]

shut up u jackass no one around here is getting powned and i bet i have a better life than you do so you definatly cant be talkin so take your ugly head over to the dump where it belongs

[RaphaelRaven902]

Actually I'm an orthodontist, I'm nowhere near living in a dump. And by the way you are treating people, I say that nobody in the whole world could have a worse life than you. You are a pathetic piece of trash and it is YOU who should get off the internet.

[alternine]

so what i apologies the guy it was a test to see if i should suscribe if your an ortohdonist you shouldnt have time for youtube and for your information i do get money more than youll ever make in your lifetime and im not treating anybody badly so shut and just end the arguement now

[alternine]

go to hell

[mariorules4life]

Here's an idea alternine you retard, if you think this review sucks so bad, make one yourself. either that, or gtfo off YouTube if you're not going to make any videos and talk shit! this review pwns!

[alternine]

why dont you get out of youtube i can say my own opinion and your the talkin crap so get off your gay butt up to find a decent job or something i bet your on the streets asking money for blow jobs

[alternine]

go suck ballz

[HappyModder87]

Your accent= EPIC win!!! ^_^

[OhioBuckeyez]

I must admit i have watched almost all your videos, but this one I absolutely like the best. I remember this piece of crap nintendo game, hours of frustration and beating my head against the wall. The music is HORRIBLE and will cause you to go insane after a while and the flashes are fucking stupid and will cause you seizures!!! GREAT A+++ REVIEW!!!

[SpartanOfUber]

LOL IT S RUBIX CUBE FOR RETARDS

[matttheman597]

Your best review yet.

[TanukiKGA]

holy crap, thats how you get through the first level? you just run? I never actually tried that, I usually stoped, shot some, try to run a bit, than repeat over and over. I managed to beat the damn game, but next time, Im gonna try charging through it ^^ great vid, I must admit I started laughing when optimus spazzed out after the blinking screen. Five stars from me!

[mikeyspiky200]

thanks, i'm glad you enjoyed it!

[wiicow]

oh noes scrabble box faces evil arch enemy monopoly butt is out to get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ARX78]

My point is it took ages to get to the point of your vid and u just kinda swear alot which is a bit juvinile.

[mikeyspiky200]

is it now?

[ARX78]

Ffs it took u over 3 mins to get to the fucking review!

[mikeyspiky200]

...and your point is?

[jamalmims]

stop at 5:05

[domuhoj]

It's good to know that if I ever had to fight Optimus Prime I could probably kill him by throwing a beer bottle at him.

[hobossuck]

guess what. they reliaseing that shit for virtual console

[RobotwarsKing]

Oh crap it...Do you have any 1ups spare? Thanks. =(

[malkrow21]

damn you got alot farther than Jedite did.

[malkrow21]

damn you got a hell alot farther than Jedite did.

[ReyMysterioRO]

RIP Optimus hahaha great vid

[ghostman7073]

this guy is great

[hoslow]

dis is funy dude

lol

[gunpsycho]

This was a very good review here.

P.S. That T-Rex thing that was the last boss was called Trypticon. (Then again, I know Spax3 mentioned that in his review of this travesty of a game)

[ZombieBite1991]

Trypticon? Sounds like a convention for stoners and druggies.

[mariofan101]

i dont understand the Optical Express Gag

good vid non the less

[OnionMasterFlex]

The Nerd you ain't. But you're obviously very funny so don't copy Mr Rolfe by having swearing popular characters come in your room while you play an old school game nobodys heard of. Show him the Brits can be the best !

[mikeyspiky200]

hmm...Being called an AVGN ripoff in a turn-around way. That's a new one.

[jawsTeh]

If you wanna see a rip off of the nerd, watch Irate Gamer

[Lucariofan448]

Nice poster. I mean the one with Sonic, K.K., Wario, and more.

[sonicrushblaster]

100th comment! you are such a good reviewer! you get +1 subscriber!

[JACKJOSS]

lol transformers epileptic fit is soooo funny! omg laughing fit!