Riddle #130 - Living on Venus

[StarchildMagic]

Cable TV on Venus? Are they kidding? I'd stay the shorter time simply because if they claim they'll provide cable, I don't trust them to provide everything else they say they will.

[CosmicPinkBubbleGum]

A year cuz a Venus years shorter than a Venus day

[xkdawg360x]

How the fuck did I end up in a space shuttle? Must have been a wild night before.

[octdragon1]

a year

[SuperKoplik]

this one's easy... #2 because a year on venus is shorter than a day on venus

[gustu11]

where u gon shit?a day...am out

[originalRedzz]

@gustu11 i thought the same thing. lol. i was like "where the bathroom?" uh uh. i take the day.

[RyuLoki]

A year. Gonna be a while before they get to ya anyway.

[Featheredhat]

Do nothing but eat, watch tv and breathe oxygen for a whole year? I choose the year! ...wait, I -do- have oxygen, right?

[MrHokeykokey]

@Featheredhat

lol, exactly! I knew the answer anyway, but how would sitting on your arse doing nothing watching tv for an EARTH year (as implied by the question) in exchange for an extra million be a hardship anyway? :D

[aj19bcx]

cable tv? that's a very long cable. and have to keep adjusting the length as earth and venus orbit at different speeds.

[Darkblaze10k]

I don't like questions that require you actually know stuff, instead of being clever.

[pencartinaproductoin]

1 day cus.... *WARNIG REFERENCE IN 3.... 2.... 1.....* ACID RAIN!!! SOME ARE ALIVE AND OTHERS BURN IN PAIN ACID RAIN!!!!!

[zduracel77]

I'd say f*ck the money, you haven't promised me oxygen!!!

[Smoky688]

interesting

[kitkatgirl1224]

what kind of question is that? i want to live on Venus for a year so i can look at all the things everywhere! i don't care that a Venus day is longer than a year (i found this out in a book.) because i wanna have cable TV for free and everything for free for that long anyway!

[imtiredoftakennames]

the song was scary so i muted it and watched it with Old time rock and roll by Bob Seger

[MonoLuis04]

hell i stay a year no one to bother me on space so i got cable and food thats all i need

[kupsyza]

That was easy but I like it

[Wolkeyfentah]

Ha I forgot about that. I was thinking the answer was "It doesn't matter because you are going to die from no air and no toilet."

[Hproductions64]

So a day on Venus is longer than a year......THAT'S F*CKING STUPID!!! If a day is longer than a year than it's a f*cking day, NOT A YEAR!!!!

[PimpsUnited]

@Hproductions64 your fucking stupid. A day is how long it takes for the planet to rotate 360 degrees on its axis, a year is how long it take for the planet to orbit round the sun. Exo facto the day is longer than a year on venus

[Hproductions64]

@PimpsUnited I simply knew I'd get a comment like yours. Listen buddy, it's okay to correct people, but you don't be an a-hole

[PimpsUnited]

@Hproductions64 well your first comment werent particulary nice either so i thought id respond in the same manner, i apologise if that is how you normaly are i meant no offence

[Hproductions64]

@PimpsUnited I'm sorry too, let's be BFFs :D  (cue montash, followed by me stabbing you in the back):D

[paideguinha]

1 year. one day is longer than a year in venus and you get more money when days are more and years are shorter

[Pzychotic99]

How the heck did I get on Venus though? Was I already here?

[MrCScottie]

at first when i clicked on this video i thought it said, living on... well you know

[thendisnigh1]

A day.

[lovefunpeace]

1 year because a year on venus is shorter than a year on eart...right?

[adam5metcalfe]

None

[randomnessy12]

i thought time in venus is different?

*checks answer*

close enough

[arty490]

I would answer:

CAN I FUCKING GET HOME?

But sure I can take the money if I could BREATHE :D

[6000NoobTube]

I would ask COULD YOU SEND ME BACK NOW I AM SCARED HELP HELP HELP

[6000NoobTube]

Anyone else realize this capsule has what you need to live including an airlock to get rid of crap? That is what they implied.

[6000NoobTube]

Also, could I ask Earth or Venutian year?

[6000NoobTube]

I would continually yell " Get me home!Get me home!Get me home!Get me home!Help! Why Am I here! GET ME HOME PLEASE!

[Spacecatswillkillus]

Choose neither, get off, then press charges for kidnapping and sue for everything they own.

[lolthtg]

2 questions:

1.how did they change the temperature on venus?

2.HOW THE FUCK DO I BREATH HERE!?

[6000NoobTube]

@lolthtg You are in a living capsule thing

[DraggingDogButtFilms]

One f#cked up game show......

[ozzer2010]

this is educational NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[westrager3000]

One venus day is longer than one venus year cuz it turns BACKWARDS.

[westrager3000]

A year cuz one venus day is longer than one venus year!

[njwkim]

Screw TV, give me internet connection and a chick I can bang and I'll stay in Venus forever.

[Joeyster93]

atmosphere?

[MrBrandonawesome15]

woot, i actually knew this 1

[ilovejonas2345]

A day.. I wouldn't wanna stay for a year in 70 degree weather:L

[Joeyster93]

@ilovejonas2345 asuming you use degrees C not degrees F, 70F is actually average.

[oliviawa1000]

You sue them for putting you there in the first place and get over $2 million.

[DMK000]

They forget to mention the years it will take to get back to Earth...

[javiercito011]

I didn't get the answer. can someone please explain?

[paokaraforlife]

@javiercito011 in venus a day lasts 243 earth days but a year lasts 223 days!

[PizzaTuber12345]

besides, it takes more than a year to go to the MOON, now imagine venus, approx.5 years or more

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

@PizzaTuber12345 It only takes 3 days to go to the moon.

[PizzaTuber12345]

To hot to live there

[LeeLaz2008]

I know! A year, and sit in the capsul the whole time!

[CoconuttyPlum]

Neither I would fly the capsle thingy back home. Easy Choise! =p

[unknownperson838]

@MrSodaducky I mean could

[unknownperson838]

@MrSodaducky It takes longer for Venus to spin completely than it takes Venus to rotate around the sun

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

How does one happen to wake up in a space capsule on Venus? The riddle writer is clearly a raging drug addict imbibing extremely dangerous narcotics.

[Magwi1]

does anyone else relise that venus is like a huge circle of lava what year is this in

[asdcvbert]

"We leave you there for 1 day or 1 year"

So....Earth day or Veuns day BITCH

[StrayNeon]

Supposing you could actually live on Venus (it has no solid land mass, just gas) A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus. Pick a year ;p

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[crazystairs10000]

@StrayNeon uhhh no venus is a solid planet (rocks) (jupiter saturn neptune and uranus are gas giants)

[TheOfficialDoryuuzu]

Choose to stay a year and 2million. Venus takes 243 earth days on its axis but takes 225 earth days to rotate around sun. A DAY IN VENUS IS LONGER THAN A YEAR

[TheOfficialDoryuuzu]

Choose to stay a year and 1million. Venus takes 243 earth days on its axis but takes 225 earth days to rotate around sun. A DAY IN VENUS IS LONGER THAN A YEAR

[MusicForTheHeart123]

Day.

[RosemoonAli]

*reads fortune cookie for answer* You could prosper in the field of higher education guess I'll go for 2 million college is expensive

[plantleg]

ok so you give me ONE million for a time that is LONGER

[plantleg]

Me:Why the hell did you send me here?

[MrKovlad]

you will drown in your own crap either way!

[MrSodaducky]

how can a day be longer than a yr?

[Felipipe1]

I'm going to ask them if they're talking about time on earth or in venus. If they're talking about venus time, i'll stay a year. -if they're talking about earth time, i'll stay for 2 days.

[NsEricNs]

what about the pressure??? i mean why how can i spend million dollars when im as flat as a pancake..



[singingmusic1111]

WHAT ABOUT THE AIR!!!

[Icicle900]

was i kidnapped????

[jewelpettinklefan]

stay a year cause on venus a day is longer then a year

[jewelpettinklefan]

stay a day

[sugarbabie10935]

2 million

[Enchanter338]

OK, so now I have 2 million dollars. A little bit useless when there are no stores on Venus.

[Elle1400]

@Enchanter338 if you got 2 million then that would mean you finished the year and you would go back to earth and there are stores there

[chubbsthebubbs]

o i forgot about that!!!! take a ear its shorter i totally forgot

[chubbsthebubbs]

uh duh a day id rather live and be poor than be dead and rich!!!

[azulazul1]

one day

[dandyboykb]

i don't get it

[nikanoru13]

"Don't let money decide your answer"..... Yeah right!

[questtonova]

1 day

[6c333374]

OK I got food, water and TV.... I STILL CANNOT FUCKIN BREATHE

[Altinget]

Cable TV??? All the way from earth? Maybe the cable will break for some unforeseen reason. Maybe the movement of planets or gravity pull.

Just saying

[haroldpotter22]

I would stay a year on Venus I did some research and figured out that a Venus day is longer than a year! The year is 225 day and a day is 324 days almost an Earth year!

[tonyqian1]

@haroldpotter22 a day on venus is 243 earth days not 324 earth days noob

[phoebetarni]

@tonyqian1 i think you mean year. one year on venus is 243 earth days. a day on venus is about 19 hours

[tonyqian1]

@phoebetarni search it up on the internet noob a day on venus is 243 earth days and a year on venus is 225 earth days

[bendmak95]

one day. because isn't venus closer to the sun or something so you can't open your eyes or you eyes will be heavily damaged from the light

[tourettesunicornio]

id say can i go to uranus

[Timmytimmy123123]

Well... all that matters is that I am in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Whealthy: Shut up! You have said nothing but SPAAACE for the past thousand years!

[LeVierSauk]

How would you recieve cable T.V. on a different planet?

[nicolasj20]

a year because you could just buy a flight home duh

[91fatboy51]

But can I get MTV and WWF? It doesn't say what channels you get, what if it's only OPRAH? Or maybe the Lawrence Welk unhappy hour??? then do they give you a stick to beat yourself to death with?? Why, because Chuck Norris won't be there to beat me to death with a Venus rock......and they didn't say you could have any toilet paper..... sounds like a crappy situation (800 degrees, really?)

[princeofwalesdude]

1 day on venus is equivalent to 1 earth day so a day would be the same. LOL

[nicolasj20]

@princeofwalesdude yeah but go for the 2 million dollars

[tenika5]

@princeofwalesdude No, a day on Venus is 2 hundred something earth days. A year on venus is shorter.

[jesspurple2000]

1 day... what about oxygen?

[twilightfingblows]

It has cable TV? That's one long ass cable...

[DeeandEd]

what if they were talking about 1 EARTH day and year instead of 1 VENUS day and year

[JACKASS30023]

neither,youll sufficate :(

[yyzmarcy]

a day because 1 venus day is about 7 Earth months

[thekingdoody]

they didnt leave me air :'( GET ME OUTTA HERE

[ShivamRobloxDude01]

One Day. The Atmoshpere On Venus Would Kill You Within 27 Hours.

[Jared2489]

you tricked me you said dont let money choose ur answer

[2000twilightgirl]

one fucking day.

[MrSodaducky]

this is almost unsolveable because it doesnt say if it is a yr in venus time or earth time

[SamtrixKun]

Wake up?

[TheVJackV]

earth year or venus year?

[cmanprivateaccount2]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccc­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! venuuuuuuuuuuus

[Demonicyouth169]

If you stayed for a venus year you would probably die.

[MrHarrypotterfan101]

reasons why i would never go to venus:

1)Venus has the densest atmosphere of all the terrestrial planets in the solar system, consisting mostly of carbon dioxide.

2)Venus's surface is a dusty dry desertscape with many slab-like rocks, periodically refreshed by volcanism.

3)The atmospheric pressure at the planet's surface is 92 times that of the Earth.

4)It has surface temperatures of over 460 °C (860 °F).

5)One Venus day is 243 earth days, making one year on venus be 88695 days long.

so there..

[implode44]

A day on Venus is longer than a year. So I would choose a year, and I would get paid $1 million more.

[reecepenn97]

probably a day, but the cable tv is tempting....

[gamingwonderboy]

I would choose a day cuz I would get tired of being the only living being on an entire planet.

[ortboys]

@gamingwonderboy did u read the answer? a day on venus is longer than a year

[gamingwonderboy]

@ortboys No,I didn't.

[Sniveyraptor]

I would have said how the hell did i get here? -.- Hangover Part 3

[onion424]

WOW, what's the deal between 1 and 2 million dollars. What will the guy do with the money? It's ridiculous

[8701F]

How about the time it takes to go back to earth...

[RalphTheDog100]

a science question, not a riddle -.-

[IFellOverOnce]

A year,,, they are giving me cable, food, and water, and making my room nice and warm. That sounds better than my father on some days.

[AquaGiant]

if it is 1 milliion for a day, shouldn't the rate be consistent and you get 365 million for staying a year(or for this riddle's sake the amount of days in a year on venus)?

but that's not the case so i'll go home tomorrow

[HAWTDAMNPANCAKES]

Moral : "Greed benefits you in the long run"

[gagaman1999]

i choose 2 go home i dont want to be with aliens

[Vgamer311]

@JBFAN213 the riddle said he would be supplied with food and water

[LostAznNinja]

Hmm . . . stay 2 years which is shorter and gives better money . . .

But what if I happen to like Venus and want to stay longer?

[bumbeegirlabc123]

a year cause it is shorter then a day in space

[samuraichic1230]

depends...earth year or lightyear?

[pickles77778]

YEAR

[staypuft102]

a year even if i run out of air!!!!

[TheAnimalanimations]

A YEAR BECOZ ON VENUS THE YEARS ARE SHORTER THE THE DAYS! WOOOP I WIN. THATS 2 MILLION QUID PLEASE

[ntico25]

one year becuz it'll be away from my family (Jk Jk) But a year beacuse it will be the same amount as an earth year

[Yonkage]

I know a day on Venus is longer than its year, but I still pick the day because I LOVE to be alone.

[The3AwesomeNinjaKids]

How would you breath though, it never said you got any equipment

[wesyon1]

A year because a year on earth IS a day on mars

[modestoguy73]

Uranus (Your anus) is a gas giant! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 'goes into hysterical laughter'

[modestoguy73]

Earth days/years or Venus days/years?

[badboys5612]

@modestoguy73 venus days/years

[gasiouswiener]

year venus days are longer

[kupsyza]

i got this one immediately but it's a good one!

[cppay336]

a day, because u are still going to be rich.

[chuggaNCSfan]

a day i dont wanna live on venus I HAVE A FAMILY!!!!

[badboys5612]

@chuggaNCSfan uhm sorry but if you wanna go back to your family choose a year its faster than a day on venus

[Jazzymovies]

How are they gonna give you cable-tv to VENUS!!!! THEY WOULD HAVE TO MAKE A CABLE FROM EARTH TO VENUS!!! AND THE EARTH IS ROTATING SO IT WILL BECOME A DISASTER!! IMPOSSIBLE!! but cool though...

[Jazzymovies]

I would know it's fake because they say the will give you cable-tv TO VENUS!!!!!!!! THAT'S F-ING FAR!!!

[shawnshawngirl]

Days longer than a year I'm staying for a year

[idontreallylikeyou1]

This comment will randomly get numerous thumbs down.

[nolenzshades]

*insert uranus joke* oh wait...

[Mayatopaz]

a day - thats torture

[idontreallylikeyou1]

@Mayatopaz a year is shorter on venus

[cloudftw93]

lol i think i know its, cos i think venuses year is less than its day, might be wrong though :P

[axesata]

He died from a heart attack

[fromdirttodustpro1]

stay for a year, that way you stay for a day AND a year; thus you get 3 million.

[megaInvaderZimfan]

year on Venus is shorter than it's day so year

[SilverFan0]

i would go home in a year

[trueleroix]

The riddle needs to specify if they are using the Earth or Venus days and years.

[PhoiniXena]

year

[omgithax]

Year- venus's day is longer than its year

3rd grade report FTW

[rgmanny1]

neither cuase you can't live on venus

[ashley90128]

A year because it is shorter than a day

[AGamersAdvantage]

what about oxygen???

[MsLMox]

a day because the guys on the speakers are dumb if you

set foot on venus youll BURN

[MadisonBieber321]

Welll... Can i Let Cable TV Decide My Answer