First Date Jitters!

[urmomsucks100]

Awe i got a date tomarrow and im freakin out lol

[MsSchwarzerrabe]

nice

[543ily]

If he was straight, I'd date him. Straight up. He's hot.

[fluffybutt81]

am i a peice of shit? am i a son of a bitch? do i look like tucan sam? haha thats hilarious especially the first two questions hahaha

[AlyssaAnello12345678]

u don't look like toucan Sam don't worry

[xBakerHasADeathwish]

Hes really freaking cute.

[xanthoxylaceae]

what kind a car do you drive?

[1ucantmesswith]

Unless he doesn't know you like to be Christine once in a while, you have nothing to worry about ;)

[vcatz349]

Which one are u dude? Nervous or confident?

[kittehPOWAHH14]

"i really have the first date jitters." *burp* Youre great!

[Davidosity]

Better not show him your videos!! You are one crazy dude... In a baad way. Kinda loco in the brain area....

[dkrzywonosjr]

its funny you do that, i do the same shit when i get wicked nervous or excited lol

[dkrzywonosjr]

yes wicked! im from mass/rhode island

[melodydathxd]

What's the tittle of the song ?



[adamsglambitch]

@melodydathxd its an imovie effect lol

[shezogirl]

I CAN SO RELATE TO THE WEIRD SOUNDS AND SILLY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS XD AND YEAH DEODORANT IS A MUST XD

[crs781]

i wish i could go on a date with you!

[MelanieD22]

he reminds me my best friend. He goes like that when he is dating someone new. so cute

[bushel02]

You're such a lesbian now. Haha! JUST KIDDING! Well good luck on your date Chris! Why didn't you show us your date? ;P

[bedroo88]

best regards and luck :)

[kakumei77]

He must be blind and deaf! lol!

[MundyArtStudio]

do you still dress up as a girl?

was it just a phase?

You look so normal and attractive now, im just curious why you did the cross dressing thing?

[Chris188228]

@MundyArtStudio he has a couple other videos explaining that

[SocksNsnipers]

@MundyArtStudio He does a video on why he does so be quiet.

[93poochie]

2:36 Ahhhh!!! <3 LOVE ETTTT !!!

[gje12345]

he gay

[ccobop411]

cute!

[Channiej93]

how cute!

[hangstrom17]

he's hot!

[blankgirl9180]

Y the hell are you making a video while your driving you f'n moron

[hellninja123]

i think the reactions hes having is funny

[MsAwkwardTruth]

you are too kiute!!!!

[LillyLee93]

So adorable ^_^

[SiimZz3]

2:12 lol funny face XD I just died

[SuzannaMarieFazzari]

You look so cutee with glasses.

[Snowdrops4ever]

Im wondering what the people who saw you making those faces thought. Lol <3 but im sure you two had a fantastic time

[Gold4evr]

Aaawww thats so cute, hope you had Fun :)

[ronzieakabella]

lol hopefully ur date isn't watching this b4 the date.lol omg! armpit stain?! lol lol i luv u man!!!!

[ronzieakabella]

OMG! u look like my old English teacher from high school i mean he's not old its just been like 5 years since high school.lol luved the vid i do the weird noises to before i do something that makes me nervous.lol lol

[kelcey398]

I wonder what the other people in the car are thinking

[k1773ns]

Ahhh chris youu look so different! omg you look so.. Good! ahaha awesome

[DreamAmongTheStars]

"do i look like Toucan Sam?" hehehehehehehe!!!!

[DreamAmongTheStars]

so i think i like this look much better than his old one. 

[jake363636]

you riding in a hummer?

[aysenurnilufer]

ı wish ı was the one at the date.. why ? why ? why ?

[TheAcclimated]

He? Your gay?!

[chikchick90210]

@TheAcclimated Lmao! You didnt know that? Hahah have you never watched any of his vids? lol(:

[Hales52]

Wonder if your date watched this video....haha

[JeMappelleMarie0709]

you are so handsome:) i wish you were straight

[HeyHayTay]

He's driving a FJ crusier from Toyota. I have that car:)

[ItsEsteban26]

Homo

[lillydachic]

Chris crocker should be bi ;D

[BiologyAndNintendo]

Chris Crocker, you're videos have taught me that making weird noises when alone helps...a lot. Thank you :)

[HannaBananaDrama]

he looks like my teacher :L ...

[LilTayzOfficial]

Is that a Range Rover?

[weeniecorpseman]

@LilTayzOfficial no he drives a jeep

[cpritchett331]

soooooo true wow! ahahhaah

[Dalidude1]

are you holding the camera while your driving???

[TerzinoSn93]

gay version of Wesley Sneijder D:

[MRWhoreoscope]

He looks like my best friend since Kindergarten.

Ironically we both are gay. It's cute and funny.

[RKOyou]

chris making a video while driving is not safe lol

still love you <3 :)

[BeforeDawn11]

"Going on a date is scary. Like...Am I a piece of shit am I a son of a bitch, do I look like Tucan Sam?" FUNNIEST PART EVER XDDD!!! <333

[DaytonaRoadster]

spreading AIDS and faggotry wherever he roams...

[01musicbabe]

@DaytonaRoadster Why watch his videos then. Does being an ignorant asshole make you feel good?

[dylanbrowntv1]

Fagget 

[lunarain19]

Lol am I a piece of shit? Am I a son of a bitch? Aww you're neither of those things! Hahaha I hope your date went okay .

[Shippudendude45]

R u gay

[Alantgv]

@Shippudendude45

Duh.

[ppitstop38]

"Do I look like Toucan Sam?" LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[Kiss101ass]

I wish u were my friend u r crazy but not as much as me and my friend Austin but we r straight and u r gay but still u cuss like us to

[TheFriendlyContinent]

<3

[cirquedufreak98]

@xolilvannahxo haha I know right? That would be awesome to have a gay bestfriend

[AlliJaneBarron]

Am I a piece of shit? Am I a son of a bitch? -3 Love you Chris!

[MotherFuckaCrazy]

CHRIS, YOU SHOULD BE STRAIGHT! THEN I COULD DATE YOU!

-Yours truly, honest Chris Crocker stalker.

[LifeIsGood1O1]

not that he got rid of the girl get up, hes actually good looking

[xolilvannahxo]

I WANT A GAY BEST FRIEND.

so fucking bad.

</3

[aFemale1]

ha ha .... now he made me laugh again... by saying .. i ask myself if i am a peace of shit, am i a son of a bitch ? Hahahah

[xxKyleysaysxxfckh8xD]

what's up with the classical music in the back ground?! xD

[sugarcandylollipop18]

aww :D

[chrisbabygurl07]

Lol i hope your date went good

[Fastfashionaddict09]

Have a few drinks, that will help not make you nervous!

[kimshuler]

Goodluck! Let everyone know how it went man.

[Miki82958]

ohmygod. you are so cute.<3 I watch this everyday before school, haha. (:

[NassguI]

If this dude was straight, he'd be getting so much puzzy, then again, keep it gay dude, one less guy to take chicks from us TRUE puzzy lovers.

[KYRALEELOVE]

GOOD LUCK !!!!

[laceybear13]

You are adorable!!

[ScottieRouge]

You look nice with glasses btw. Jus' sayin. :)

[hersinkingheart2007]

LOL hope it went well!! you should have done a video with the outcome of it all. hahaha.

[10deux24]

OMG your so freaking cute!

[TheMrPuppies]

ahahahahahahahahhaa "am i a piece of shit?" LMAAAOO

[2coolmadz]

He'll love u you!!!

[RobertoWatchin]

take the back seat

[Infearoth]

kill ur self u faggot

[MsSkylar24601]

@Infearoth

uh, go away, because if you don't like him, then don't watch Chris's videos...that's all i have to say, you asshole! bye.

[DylanRayOfficial]

@Infearoth Somebody is very sad and lonley o.o

[DylanRayOfficial]

I have a first date on Friday this is how I'm acting lmao

[fnckhead]

pretty sure that camera's not a hands free device...

[hallielute]

toucan sam.  that's a normal thing to look like.

[jokerking0088]

Selll out

[kwlkat4ever]

making wierd noises acually helps!!!!!!!! lol

[hardyfan22]

be confident. u r adorable. i wish i was a guy so u would go on a date with me lol.

[just2cool4you]

what kind of music is in the background hahaha

[tadoradi]

LOL do i look like tucan sam!

[cingulargirl22]

lmao

[jokerking0088]

Okay this one is funny

[jokerking0088]

What happened to da queen of ghetto

[jokerking0088]

What happened to u seriously u ain't funny as u use ta be

[jokerking0088]

U are such a sell out want the old chris crocker back who wuz funny and crazy an da blond hair lmfao

[Iowaman321]

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[gabrielathfurimmer]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA The BURP!

And the scary faces & noises. L.O.L

[SingToMeBaby001]

Hey Chris!(: I hope you see this comment! I dedicated a video to you on my channel and I really hope you'll go check it out(: I even drew you a picture!(: it took me a while cuz I suck with crayons XD please go check it out?

Love, SAMANTHA!(:

[Dekitaa1]

1) i like you better as a dude.. way cooler.. and 2) i like this Chris better than the one that is always angry at something. lol

[lamb8390]

Can't you be straight? You are so damn hot as a guy...lol

[wahinesurfergirl]

@lamb8390 I agree to that - 100-fold!

[xxbekkabearxx]

@lamb8390 lol i know

[jayzg60]

the gays are always hot its not fair !!!!!!

[dancingaddy]

hahahhahahahahaha i was cracking up when he was just sitting there and he burped hahahahahahaha lolz

[SimpleProductions79]

fucking faggot peice of shit

[CheEpoOxx]

I just came here to check what they were saying was true I only like the cornhole and leave britney alone vid......you like him your his fan but I love danny♥

[nikkitahunn]

@bulletfingers17 Don't watch than. Good lord how man of you dumb people are out there?

Good luck, Chris!

[Cory11333]

Wow, its weird how much you look like my cousin in this video

[bulletfingers17]

omg that's so gay you fag drag whore

[krojle]

your so funny . You make me pee my pants



[Babboloo]

You know how you make these little squeely noises and make faces? NO. No I don't.

[yzoooon]

Is he driving a jeep or a range rover?

[cyberboy855]

@yzoooon its a hummer.

[FFChpiopaliamaxh15]

2:10 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[plynnc56]

just be yourself cuz there is someone in the world for all of us that will love you for the way you are inside. i promise, you are more than a walking genital organ.

[muffinsshoes44]

im glad hes not my friend i think hes hot and i would hate i couldnt have him hhahaha

[TheNishnish1]

am i a piece of shit , am i a son of a bitch .... HAHAHAHAHAH !!! !

[WolfVibe]

You look good with glasses. :)

[SexyBeastJ77]

i just passed up donating to the childrens miracle!!

[himfanatic5]

Uh pple it's normal to be nervous on a first date. Grow up.

[onegirl2poles]

I used to like you, but now you're an annoying, self righteous, self absorbed, foolish, spastic, idiotic, drama queen.

[geoffcapeschamp]

Someone destroy this human

[504Asshole]

Lol, Wtf is wrong with you?

[sabreggelly]

i reallly like ur look in this video =] ur hair and everything. i love this video =] its sooo real, i know how you feel. wish i was ur best friend =]

[Iwantutoknow]

love ur videos



[ReallyRick]

Who knew this were that many gay guys in Bristol, TN?

[MissWorldx81]

You know what's interesting? I have almost completely forgotten about the whole Leave Britney Alone video. Your personality has set you apart from it.

[blah0206]

Am I a piece of shit? Am I a son of a bitch?? Do I look like Toucan Sam?!? Lmao :D

[kadyhelene]

I'm pretty sure I just fell in love with you....

[OliveYou2Much]

U and justin broke up? Again?? :O

[violet46]

What happened to Danny? Off again? Well he'll be on again eventually lolol

[Phaedra2696]

Do I look like Tucan Sam? Lol.

[dvndustin8]

Anyone else realize that Chris is looking more and more like What-the-Buck?

I don't know his full name.

[Vahnpoe]

if that didnt work out we can work it out chris

[WeirdGirlStudios]

Lol ok i laughed pretty damn hard at you being like "shitttt gotta put this deo on omg" XD loves you chris <3 Oh and dun worry, your beautiful.

[rtyui91]

Omg I want those glasses

[ChocoCoveredMorphine]

( . y . )

[thelundentimes]

how did it go?!

[xDarkJJx]

I do high pitch nosises when Im nervous too lol

[bloodonthedancefloo5]

chris...your so cute the video began and i heard the piano music i was all like OH SHIIIT.

im sure your swell on dates =^.^=

[6sheldon]

I thought you had a bf

[timm9]

@6sheldon he has had a ton like most gays.

[PZCherokee]

@6sheldon Right. What happened to the soft spoken guy?

[xxbekkabearxx]

@6sheldon they broke up....

[IPLEADTOFIFTH]

wow wtf is this shit

[iamawesomecat]

how did ur date go?

[iamawesomecat]

you made me LOL

[ThePaulaMusic]

Cool story, bro

[joespino126]

thank god you dumped the stupid woman hair and make up....Now i can actually stand you as a person....a gay person but a person

[embem104]

hahah id love for the guy that he went on the date with to see this.

[LilMissDollface]

Is it just me or does Chris have a Justin Timberlake in Friends with Benefits look going on here? Looking GOOOOOOOOOOD Chris, I'm loving this new look!! <3

[shadowskink]

Glasses definitely suit you. Hot stuff.

[Av3ng3d7Fold89]

LOL, better hope he doesn't see this...

[fernandopox]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

[mimcofied]

@fernandopox lol

[RandomNumber56]

@jforzando He is Chris Crocker

[iProCami]

He sounds like my girlfriend ..

[jforzando]

WTF? What happened to Chris Crocker???

[TheGhostLilly]

OMG :D YOU REMIND ME OF MY BEST FRIEND JONNY!!!