Marvin E. Quasniki's Rebuttal to the State of the Union

[halfmanhalfmetal]

MYRNA STOP VACUUMING

I lost hard.

[TinsmanTV]

brilliant

[wolferguy]

I was more fixated on the flag behind him. Looked like it was just wadded up. Not folded or rolled up. It just kind of bugs me.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@wolferguy That's part of the gimmick. He's broadcasting from his garage and it's a cheap platic flag.

[MarkDellavecchia]

@halfmanhalfmetal Actually, if you look more closely, you can see that the Stripes are stitched together, and the Stars are embroidered. This is a high quality - probably all cotton - flag that is in definite need of ironing.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

"Everyone that goes to college would get a full refund if they've never got a job." Alright. I'm voting for him.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

What I like about Marvin is that he's not so much a parody of republicans as he is a parody on clueless old people who think they have the authority to do anything.

[TrulyEvilBob]

I'm on the fence about voting this season. So many promises, like the promise to hate Obama, and another to hate Obama. I think there was something about putting kids to work as slaves in the Republican salt mines, and one guy is offering ponies. What is Marvin E. Quasniki offering in the way of empty promises?

[TMLuft]

He brought up a Dr. Suess book.... lol

[McStabYou]

Alright, I'll say it. The Nerdist network is already better than G4.

[JRSiebz]

"until neither the Plain nor the Star-Bellies knew

whether this one was that one... or that one was this one

or which one was what one... or what one was who."

[williamandrewvitale]

Marvin E. Quasniki cutting the bullshit in 2012

[PGHPOET]

Marvin for Prez! ;D \m/

[xkaren08]

SNEECHES <3

[jack0fhearts]

Marvin never brings the bullshit!

[mdnnickb]

What will you do when you find bigfoot? these are the things we need to Know!

[2Carny]

no bullshit

[sconnellyjr]

@TacosAndSalsaChips Calling First is Bullshit!