I'm 13... you can't stop me from having a baby Metroid!

[AskingAlexandria2303]

Umm.. Bitch your mother is the boss of you....

[AgentSomethingCool]

this is to fake like bitch please

[singSINGsingbrielleR]

i wanna watch the video not your stupid video game! wtf!

[dabc32]

lol ''shes to young for a - METROID''

[dabc32]

FAAAAKKKKKEEE

[ICanHasComments]

6:26 Bitches got told!

[derrickastarbaby11]

this grl is a fukin liitle bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh

[allthatjaaaz]

"I'm not a little girl"

If you are so convinced about that honey, STOP ACTING LIKE ONE. Get a life, you can't not support a child at 13, Grow up..

[bringmetolife055]

ohhhh myyyy goosshhh. can we PLEASE watch this and actually know what they're SAYING instead of this crap every 10 seconds???? good lord

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

FUCKING WHORE!

[NerdyFox01]

@ 0:53 "No, I'm not a little girl!" Nope, but she is a little whore. :)

[sniprkllr119]

wtf.. this girl thinks she's redy? 

[iEmoZap]

she obiously doent watch "13 and pregnant" ...

[XxJacobxX12]

@iEmoZap wtf 13 and pregnant?

[carinaisawsome]

is she doing this as this some kind of publicity stunt

[Sammboi101]

id fuck her if shes 16 ;)

[MsCookie432]

B****

[hmmmmm226]

THOSE FUCKING STUPID GAME THINGS WERE ANNOYING AS FUCK GOD DAMN

[huntercool1928]

b!t*h



[clobuscus]

it's the mothers fault

[MyComicbookguy]

she says she wants a baby, yet she still has a teddy on the show

[MrUnholySlayer]

this dude is such a tweaker i love it xD

[xK0N6H3LZx]

wtf why the hell is there like metroid shit going on?

[gravitywheel]

@xK0N6H3LZx Because unfunny twelve year old boys are allowed on the internet.

[xK0N6H3LZx]

@gravitywheel im 12 but i dont make jokes but i understand your point

[iamdanewb]

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS METROID FUCK IT LOOKS SHIT

[gravitywheel]

@iamdanewb Are you being goddamn serious right now?

[benamit2]

why does she talk like she is black?

[gravitywheel]

@benamit2 Because she's been plowed by sooooo many black guys it's turning her black. Also probably because she's a fucking moron.

[samman190]

Send that bitch to Jail

[lavababy14]

worst video ever. just stop.never make videos again for the sake of the internet

[yakovn2]

Fuck metroid



[shanel104]

I want to punch whoever edited this

[ckennedy531]

who else thinks a mentally challenged person made this video? *raises hand*

[Stefan773]

is that the raven from sc2 i hear lolol

[VampGurlKisses]

i think he did that metriod stuff to avoid copy right, and she isnt ready for a baby...but hell...at least the chick can fight?

[180chavez]

Anyone who thinks this is real is a fucking retard. Maury pays actors to do this

[stonedhippopotamus]

Id fuck her.

[TrippleOBigger]

What are all these subliminal messages that keeps popping up?

[bauer444]

i hope she is dead

[bauer444]

If i was i was the parents i would have kicked her out of the house.

[Mynamesnigel]

This is the funniest video i've ever seen!

[Mynamesnigel]

METROID

[WalthEDIT]

i hope you are fucking kidding me!

[pashiitech]

13 ? She looks fucking 15 or someting like that..

[roy5al]

every 2 seconds... theres another beep..

[JorikCallebaut]

u gotta love this stupid american television!

You'll find this nowhere else ^^

[xrandombobx]

Yes she is a littles girl i'm 12 and i play with my toys i don't want no baby -.-

[spantherix]

This metroid shit is so fucking annoying -.-

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

@spantherix ikr? Still not as annoying as the 13 year old dumbfuck I just say  xD

[MissKarenRomero]

"I KICK ASS N CHEW BUBBLE GUM"

[justinbieberh8rzrox]

bet she dnt want no baby now

[117Airbourne]

they all say the same thing

[101pipboy]

jailbait

[nicodude12]

HAHAHA WTF was the point of Metroid?

[MillyLima772]

This video is stupid!!!!!!

[xiAresx]

id fuck her in about 5 years

[SWAGPredatorTL2Q]

@xiAresx lol

[ColdShadowProduction]

I facepalmed so hard when she came out with the pacifier.

[TheBroadcastDragon]

this is so fake..and htf did i get here..the related vids always lead me to weird vids

[MikeeNaoum]

This is soo stupid man, this is one of the shittiest videos i have seen on youtube, how stupid can u be to post something this dum

[PrincessBee5411]

Ikr! That was stupid

[PrettyBoySwag6969]

wow really u just had ta ruin da video with all that metroid crap!! the least you could do is put the actuall video! :/

[MrFunnypantsman]

she's why people think so low of america, fuck you bitch whore, 13 yr old slut

[tspirit99]

Damn she looks nice, butshe a lil too young, come back to me in a couple of years slut! :)

[nrexoxo090]

shes acting like a baby herself

[alittletogroovy45]

you can't take care of your'e self but you want to have a baby?what the &*42#67<? is wrong with you?!

[BIRDKID27]

the world is fucked up

[RexAndBK]

LOL METROID! Oh wait there's a poorly raised 13 year old girl wanting fame too.

[frankie555100]

Im 13 im a boy i wanna do her good

[2583060]

that metroid thing was dumb.

[xSecretlovv]

I ain't no baby *suck pacifier*

[TheFennell92]

I wanna Slap her round the jaw!

[TheBooman7]

what...the...hell is the point of the stupid stuff that has no point in this video being in this video...ugh smh

[juahn93]

you are right im 19 and i still think iam i littoe guy

[twistedkilljoy]

fucking stupid kids <_<

[juahn93]

you are right Tori31901

[Tori3190100]

hell no, this kid should go to a boot camp. children these days i swear hell im a child now im 18 years old and i still think im a child, do i depend on my guardians of course. you aint grown till you past 25 in my eyes. i mean we fresh to the world, were learning, i dont understand why kids want to ruin there youth, enjoy being young, go clubbing get drunk! party, think about kids when you 25 gives you 4 years to party and be stupid then you can start having babies after your fun. smh

[sierrababiiee]

whateva, whateva. i do what i want !

[XxjbirdxXproxX]

is there a link where i can watch the real one?

[iLuffMusic21]

SICK

[carmeno1000]

the "METROID'' kills it

[osuman0961]

meanwhile in africa....

[bigaboo121]

y is every1 13 or 15

[HannahStPierre]

1:18 .. i think someone is going to be a an abusive mother .. :/

[Termikac]

but you have a life ahead of you. its not like your barbies dolls were you can play with them when ever you get ready. Its a baby dat u have to take care of ready or not.

[cassiehatesyooh]

thats what happens when u let them watch teen moms and all that stuff that 12 year olds should not watch.

[Utubeviralvids]

Shes not a child shes an adolescent....

[TheBazookap1mp]

She's sucking on a pacifier, that proves a lot.

[MizSparkly]

damn bish wtf is she thinking? It aint easy. Wats worse she SERIOUSLY disrespectin her mom. Retarded idiot needs a life. Ugh she tries hard to b all dat shes just a piece of trash.

[Jenlemon6969]

whats with the metroid?! D:



[OsmosisDives]

skank city, damn what a silly little ho lmao

[ruthb93]

Why are they booing a 13 year old? She's a child!

[CROta03]

stupid little bitch! -.-'

[MollZeid]

what episode of maury is this from?

[SugarJessica]

Lady: " you're a baby!"

Jessica: "I aint no baby."

Audience: "YES YOU ARE"

[SugarJessica]

"All you gotta do is...just put the diaper on it. And its done. See, I can do it."

Yeah...playing with toy babies when you were five doesn't make you able to take care of a REAL baby.

[rawr0917]

Smh. Shes so annoying and talking about beating people up? Please girl. I could beat her ass. And whats up with all these white girls trying to be ghetto?

[smoshlover182]

Did you really waste your time making this video?? It was so stupid with that metriod crap!!

[parrishn05]

OK. this video would be great if retarded crap didnt pop up,

[edwardcullen62019011]

im 13 2 my mom would slap me if i talked like that the girl she has problems

[FeathersDeEmily]

WHIP YO KIDS

[brando14n]

im 14 and i dont understand how many fucking retards there are around my age

[Shner100]

she needs the dark room to make her a good girl !

[terminallyArbitrary]

@Superwunderwaffen

Lmfao link me too please? ;;

[92MattGM]

Fake as fuck

[chikiewinks]

can you send me the oringinal link?

[LoveJaeger]

I'd tap that..we're a similar age, no pedo xD

[dRacLac]

its funny how every girl in the audience is h8in bc they all look ugly as fuck and shes  fione.

[SHADOWT64]

@dRacLac I hope your daughter wants to have a baby at 13. Nice grammar by the way.

[dRacLac]

looks 13 dresses like shes 18 holler at me ;D its good these hoes practice b4 they come to me i h8 it when they dont no what to do..

[AlexBottomJeans]

Seems legit.

[femmeOXfatale]

stupid dumbass 13 yr old

[CaptainCreature]

Metroid?

[Raviel7901]

@SuperWunderwaffen Same, can I have the link as well or put it in the description..

[Evilektr0nyk1]

The human race is just turning into a giant fucking machine. That's all we will ever amount to. Disgusting, and very primitive species. Why on Noktr0nyka (my home world), citizens were only allowed to be cloned if their neural cortex possessed beneficial knowledge to the entire race (a very rare occasion). Then again, we lived for several thousand years unlike weak humans.

[Evilektr0nyk1]

Meanwhile... in America.

[dRacLac]

@Evilektr0nyk1 no nigga mean while in Tennessee. thats more like it.

[Evilektr0nyk1]

@dRacLac

I suppose. Man I'd love to replace this bitch's face with a crowbar.

[DiversePersona]

WHITE PEOPLE! LMFAO! XD

[TheMrsMishmash]

@DiversePersona :/

[DiversePersona]

@TheMrsMishmash

HAHAHH!! >:D

[LUILUTV1]

Beat that Ass.

[dilagi12345]

Whoever made This Vid Is Fuckin retarded, CIldish , cocksucker !!

[Garould1990]

Is it wrong that I want to watch Maury now?

[25Crunch]

@Garould1990 We have all been there :D

[loves2jam]

can you also send me the link to the real one as well. thanks so much.

this parady is a tad annoying since i'm actually see the show

[fjortis02]

I would fuck her. im 14

[felixthemaster1]

they srsly need to legalise hitting children because that would make the generations soo much better

[zackvnoone]

LMFAO only in America

[juki0h]

@zackvnoone ya right, england has people like this too!

[zackvnoone]

@juki0h lol good thing I don't live there either then XD

[UNr34]

HAHAHA AMERICA

[Insane82chevy]

fucking sluts these days....you got to love them.

[halfgoodhalfevil]

This is what happens when you don't discipline your children. It's not abuse, it's idiot repellant.

[jennyybooboo]

haha if she was my daughter i'll give her a really good hiding. what stays in my house stays in my house!

[SerotoninJunkie]

lmfao. She's too young for a *METROID*

[missimthatchick]

You are a child whether you like it or not! You stupid little whore.

[Wurmo]

@missimthatchick I bet your one of those fat moms!

[LovleyBonez]

@Wurmo Nope. Probably one of the very few sane ones.

[TheMangafan33]

is children like her okay to hit with the best intentions in mind?

[mimiz291]

dude ur video sucks!!

[HeartANGELification]

this vid is basically cursing the whole time

[littlemonsterhannify]

hahaha i think its funny, to bad it is a reflection on society

[LejuneLife]

Fuck you 

[Hulious777]

who ever made this video needs to get a life.

[aznisinvading]

mutha fukin starcarft 2!!

[tom8me]

Those girls are looking at him like shut up and fuck me... I wanna have your baby. After the show, the dude takes them all to a hotel room and accomplishes what whose fools who only shoot blanks couldn't.

[xRapzx]

@N1A2T0A9S9H6A Only a slap? 

[teentween2000]

wow for a parody this is pretty convincing!! ( i thought it was a actual show )

[Iluvpie6]

Not only is this girl a complete b1tch, she's really, really stupid.

I'm 13, and given the chance, I would seriously b1tch slap this girl.

[MuSiCiAnMaTtHeW]

lol I call fake..um not the metroid baby part im talkin bout the show...

[TomboTime]

you know im actually kind of greatful for the awesome game cuts inbetween video, it spares me another second of the reckless teen who doesnt know WHAT she's talking about.

[echostar1234]

Whats with the whole game play GET A LIFE CHILD!!!!!!!! >:P

[jeunesauvagelibre]

She should have her ovaries removed(: that would be fucking HILARIOUS.

[dabestbabygirl]

they need to put these girls in real man army ... lol maybe dat wud teach them sum life

[milesbower]

bitch i knocked your moms teeth out with my penus! *reads desc.* oh...

[zendayafan108]

if she was talking to me and i was in the front row of the audience I would go on the stage and punch her in the face and say "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO,YOUR THE WHO THINKS YOU CAN JUST SLAP A DIAPER ON A BABY AND THERE GOOD,UMMM CHILD ABUSE FROM A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[56whitebreak]

lololol if you dont hav ur education, wats gonna happen is this! switches to gamelol

[mashbros2]

Where can i watch the real vid not this nerded up shit

[xLuckyguyx]

Anyone know her number? lol

[46Makaveli]

She's a bitch but sexy and nice ass and legs

[Oldsong69]

@46Makaveli please be a sick troll ,girl is only 13 (In the vid)

[deezee1311]

Fuckin dumbass kids wanna have babies these days. So naive. I bet their friends thought having kids were cool, too... And now look. I bet there are more babies coming out of kids than there are coming from adults...vit makes me embarressed to be 15... Shameful....

[143emogrl]

If she was my kid, i wuld have smacked the shit outta her and haves off her hair the minute she told me. Send her to africa and bring a kid from their cause they would kill for food and a nice home which you have. you ungrateful little bitch, be grateful or just die.

[BlackBelt3rdDegree]

"I'm 13 you can't stop me from having a baby" 2 words...BULL AND SHIT

[megapinkbikini]

This kid is the most disrespectful brat ever...she deserves to get disowned SMFH

[IBC4CBC]

where can i watch the origional? (full thing without the parody?) :/

[SuperWunderwaffen]

@IBC4CBC I'll send you a PM with the links because the stupid site won't let me put them in the comments.

[jonanice]

@SuperWunderwaffen can you send me the link too plz

[memidf]

@SuperWunderwaffen can u send it to me also plz? thx u