Whose Line: Doctor Hoedown

[Xunown]

My MawMaw has to go to doctors every day

but sometimes i feel he is using her for pay

how to steal a boat and how to catch a bass

but if he catches me i am going to kick his ass

[Pyrofusion15]

I used to think that doctors were lame

But I met a certain doctor and I worship his name

He is way cooler than any other doctor, thats what i say

Who could be a better doctor than Dr. Dre!

[Stormcat1]

My Daddy is a doctor, he makes a lot of cash

he can treat your hemorrhoids, your allergies or your rash

But he never spoiled me, never once did he quiver

I asked him for a pony, he gave me a human liver.

[FirstShirtBeastblood]

I hate my doctor, he is so lame,

The fact that he has no name is really quite insane,

He is so rude, he looks like a Roger,

Because he's the EMH from Star Trek: Voyager.

[naesdrareb]

I once went to the doctor for a little cold

I'm afraid of the hospital, but I was feeling bold

But then I thought "hey! this is easy enough"

until that freak bent me over and told me to cough!

[oldfart387]

Our good friend Laura Hall looked very HOT that night :14 or maybe very stoned.

[carterfrvr]

wow- a non-insulting hoedown from Ryan!

[TetsuyaDL]

I just got out of jail for being a sex offender.

I really cannot help myself when it comes to the female gender.

I have new career plans, they have a certain twist -

I'm going off to med school to be a gynecologist!

[ilovethebeatleslolz]

Yes drew, yes I can :)

[Axeldin]

I told my doctor I felt very ill

Then he prescribed a very special pill

every time I take it i fall on the floor

and when i wake up I see Drew at the door.

[urDecision1]

did anyone notice that it says "baldwin" on the piano? :)

[romppa93]

@urDecision1 So it's a Baldwin brand piano.

The Baldwin Piano Company was the largest US-based manufacturer of keyboard instruments, most notably pianos. It remains a subsidiary of the Gibson Guitar Corporation, although it ceased domestic production of pianos in December 2008.

[IbAnEzSk8]

I went to see the doctor, just the other day,

Little did i know, my new doctor was gay,

And my first visit, it didn't go so great,

He used his penis to examine my prostate

[pinkpanther61789]

I am a doctor and it really is a drag

Listening to women complain about how they sag

This is not the job for me I really want another

The only reason I took this job was to please my Jewish mother

[TacomanLikesTacos]

On Drews first line, I thought he he was about to say about to say "he gives me lost of AIDS

[CODmaster6661]

Well I needed a catscan and I wanted the best

And I knew that Dr. House could give me such a test

But he looked me in the eye and he called me a dufus

He said "you can go home we know for a fact that it's not Lupus"

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

I just found out that I might night have that long

They say at anytime i might break out into song

I think I'm slowly getting a real high fever

The doctor said I could end up like Justin Bieber

[Devilishbritt]

I went to medical school for more than 10 years,

Only to find out that I wanted to be an engineer,

I thought this was some sort of voodoo,

For my place was going to be taken over by Dr. Who?

[zeldafan900]

@BryB0x I'm not sure what exactly you're trying to tell me

[chelioshit]

When I went to the doctor because I had a sore.

I had no idea she used to be a whore

I told her oh pewey I never get sick

she told me pull your pants down and let me suck your dick....

[totalmusicluvr14]

Me neither. I'm a girl and I can't stand that high pitched loser

[MIZTERAWSOME2011]

@totalmusicluvr14 maybe the reason Justin Bieber so high pitched is because he was kicked in his nuts so many times

[zeldafan900]

if Justin Bieber used to be a girl it wouldn't shock me

[twilightfan42698]

lora's shirt

[wolfpac1able]

i don't have an accent i don't have a degree

there may be more of you out there who know more of this than me

i probobly will never b 1 but to tell the truth

i should b a sex doctor cause my last name is ruth

[Tu49]

Just the other week i needed a Doctor

I had an injury and it hurt like no other

The man i got looked like a real McGyver

Until i found out he had a sonic screwdriver

[DeathStarPrototype]

@12Medbe What does Wayne say in his last line?

[Yardnoc3103]

@DeathStarPrototype i think he says

the only doctor with his remedy you see is dr. suess

[Sofang120]

I just love reading all these custom hoedowns

Some are funny, some are mean, some are just plain boring

But out of all them the one I like the most

it is the hoedown of damnyoustamos

[LuBuOWNZ]

I don't really care what any of you have to say.

Trying to make your own Hoedown is just really gay.

So stop typing and looking like a clown.

I don't give a shit about your own custom Hoedown.

[123654butters]

@LuBuOWNZ their is so much irony in this comment its not even funny....

[kojikatsuya]

This man appeared and we traveled all through space

He wanted to show me any time and any place

I guess it's not really quite a shocker

When he first told me "Trust me. I'm The Doctor."

[TheKorrea1000]

YEAH AND MY DOCTOR IS WAYNE! NAW!!!

[demiselenanightlife]

My daddy is a doctor, u might think that's nice. But everytime I'm sick he gives me one piece of advice.

If I've got a fever, or even if I've had a fall.

The only thing he'll say is "honey take a Tylenol!"

True story

[Yardnoc3103]

i just had surgery it really was a pain

i don't know who my doctor was but he really was insane

i keep on thinking "can there be a doctor who's badder?"

cause during that surgery he removed my bladder

[XavyWin7]

4 people had their Garfield fluffed

[ReyColons619]

I hate it when people make their own hoedowns

They think they are so smart, but the are just clowns

Let's see you people do what ryan does

I bet even Drew Carrey would kick your fucking ass

[vezina333]

@Prometheusmfd -That's funny..........very clever!!

[Prometheusmfd]

I went to the doctor and he said things look bleak

He told I'll have expired before the end of the week

But he had some good news I just had to know

He had saved a bunch of money by switching to Gieco

[Crimedog3333]

Today my wife went to the doctor for a physical exam.

He said "Please go behind the curtain and remove your clothing, Maam'".

When she finished she said "Doctor, will my clothes right here be fine"?

He said "No, just put them over here right on top of mine".

[ShrimpNoodles92]

Those folks complaining about others's hoedowns in the commentaries are the ones who can't write one themselves, even without all the live pressure ;)

[AVeryConcernedSheep]

I should get a doctor, in fact I think I might

I've been watching too many hoedowns this very night

This addictions liable to become very scary

when I start to dream about Drew Carey

[DrClawizdead]

My doctor is always very mad.

His anger problem is getting really bad.

I told him I was not happy with his treatments.

He got upset and lost all his patients.

[leeks1408]

I began to feel real sick so I went to the doc

I think i got sick this way from swallowing a rock

my doctor put me in his office and asked if I had a bruise

I ran right out the door when i saw it was Dr. Seuss

[theyankopitch]

wow, posting your own verse is quite annoyin.

[zsc5438]

@theyankopitch how some of them are really good?

[theyankopitch]

@zsc5438 but they're not improvised like on the show

[zsc5438]

@theyankopitch and your point is?

[101barroso]

@theyankopitch NO IT ESENT I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT AND SOME OF THEM ARE REALY FUNNY AS HELL

[VFAA1C]

Its easy to come up with a ryhming Hoedown when you have all the time in the world...just enjoy theirs and stop trying to show off yours...

sidenote: I personally think the exercise joke is funnier than the garfield fluffing

[wafflessmellgood]

@VFAA1C let em have their fun, theres nothin wrong with it, and even if they do have more time then the WL cast, some of em are still really funny

[deputyseal409]

@VFAA1C They're just having fun. Some of them are good.

[jfoxfan]

I love how two inside jokes were used in this hoedown.

[bungienintendo500]

I really distrust doctors, i think they make up lies

I thinks it cause of money, and dosn't seem real nice.

I have scoliosis, he said to not join track.

Truth is i was nasty, and he kicked me in the back

[Tu49]

I am a doctor and yyes thats really cool

I keep all my patients alive i am no fool

I am so great that i was i wanna be the baus

The only problem is that My name is Doctor House

[gullwing14]

I went to the doctor, he put his hand in my ass.

I said "No Thanks, I'm gonna have to pass"

But when he felt the lump he said "You didn't hear"?

"It's not a good idea to let me bang you in the rear"

[wolfguru]

i am a doctor this u can plainly see

my time is not cheap nor is it free

i love all women, and they all love me

bc i am a doctor of gynecology

[ZOMGtheykilledkenny]

Today at the doctor's I had to take a test

But in order to do it I had to get undressed

The outcome would be determined by my reaction

He gave a squeeze and I made a noise like Michael Jackson

[TheEsperanza243]

I love Ryan. When it comes to stuff like this, he is such a teacher.

[jaywilliams3]

drew being a girl MUST look like he**. I don't even want to picture it. all i have to say is....

DAMN YOU MENTAL IMAGES!

[pegelito]

seriousely? wtf is that black guy doing on this show? Iv never heard him say or seen him do anything funny at all.....

[Angemon4]

@pegelito Actually he is one of the best. Watch some of the singing ones.

[kaoskazin]

@pegelito Watch greatest hits videos. Wayne kicks the shit out of Greatest Hits

[mmmboots9]

I had to switch my doctor, oh the process I did loathe

That's until the new one made me take off all my clothes

When I saw his face, man the surprise I couldn't take

If I'm dreaming please don't wake me, it's Dr. Noah Drake

[airjordan60]

mostly I hate doctors cause they send me a big bill

but the doctor I like his name is Dr. Phil

I had an appointment with him and I want to dragged it

but I got arrested for calling him Dr. Faggot

[airjordan60]

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[jesusfreakrkg]

I don't like doctors, they are so overpriced

One man I knew - he wasn't very nice.

Insisted I got a treatment for which I wasn't lookin'

You may have heard of him - his name is kevorkian

[DustyPengwin]

@R4ND0Mman It's not Lupis

[Dragonvale72]

@DustyPengwin it's never lupis, but it sure be funny if there actually WAS an episode with lupis.

[Aerosmithfan8]

This is a hoedown on having sex with a pole dancer hoedown i made up.

come over here baby and jizz in my pants, i really dont think you should do that dance, oh please please baby go over to that pole, no wait come back i wanna screw your hole

[Crimedog3333]

@invincible534....Thanks for the comment man, I appreciate it!!

[BionicleKid97]

My version.

My doctor said I needed to exercise

I didn't know what to nextercize

So I went and ask my good friend Gary.

And oh boy I just got really really hairy.

[leeks1408]

i'm good friends with my doctor, we're the best of pals

we even double-dated, with these 2 gals

i was in one room, doing it all rough

then i heard him say in the other room "bend over and cough!"

[rklover13]

What did Wayne say?

[kardokilla]

boy i hate my doctor, he is really dumb

one day he said he had to, check my bum

he stuck his finger in there, and when i went to look,

it was all covered, in my poop!

[xXxSanahxXx]

Brad looks super adorable from 1:41 - 1:43.

[greatestgoalie25]

Naii-ls! LOL

[ozzihaka]

My doctor examined me just the other day

He is not your usual doctor, he is gay

So when he told me to bend over and spread it wide

i got an awful pain in my ass coz something went inside

[invincible534]

@ozzihaka HAHAHAHA nice one

[772ggb]

ive watched so many of this vids for tha past 1 hour! im on a marathon its so much better watching this on youtube than on tv because of the commercials

[uptold]

Just another day that i had to see the doc,

While i was examined he told me not to to talk,

Then i saw the gloves on, thats when I said what-?!

Before I could finish, he stuck them up my butt.

[Crimedog3333]

I am a Proctologist, My name is Doctor Brown.

I have a lot of patients in this big blue collar town.

Sometimes when I'm home at night I bow my head and sob.

Because working with asshole's all day is such a shitty job.

[invincible534]

@Crimedog3333 ive seen you hoedown on soooo many of these vids ur awsome at it

[ladymatsudai]

Yesterday I saw the doctor and it was weird

he said he had special news as he stroked his beard

He said I would be famous and have popularity

he said the good news was a disease would be named after me

[shittyfagg]

@damnyoustamos i usually hate people who do their own versions of hoedowns cause theyre never any good, but i ahve to say yours is. Well done laddie.

[trisquad3]

Going to the doctors it is really great

one time I went in there to fix my skull plate

I love my doctor she knocks me off my socks

my doctor is the lovely megan fox

[crappy4478]

i was an opera singer, but then my throat got sore.

on a scale of one to ten, it hurt me like a four.

i used to be a tenor now i'm like a mouse.

this is what happens when your doctor's House.

[SourExplosion]

Lyrics: Wayne: They've got doctors young and old to help you with your heart or glands, or maybe when you got a cold! But, my friend Colin, he dances really loose, the only doctor with his remedy he needs to see is Dr. Seuss! Drew: I love my doctor, he's given me lots of aid, My doctor makes me feel unafraid! Why do I love my dear ol' Dr. Merle? Well, can you believe that I used to be a girl?

[SourExplosion]

Colin:

I am a doctor, yes, I'm very bad.

Boy, it makes my patients really, really mad.

The last guy that I had still hasn't healed,

I should've been gentler when I fluffed his garfield.

Ryan:

I went to see my doctor in his big white cape.

He told me that I really need to get in shape.

Boy, I really hate him, his words I despise,

but I think that today I better start to exercise!

[Crimedog3333]

It's been just about a month now that my father's been distressed.

He was a gynecologist but now he's just depressed.

To take away his license was the Board of Health's decision.

They claim giving all those pap smears has gave him tunnel vision.

[SimuLord]

@Crimedog3333 That's a Colin Mochrie-quality pun right there.

[pcf180]

I saw a real bad doctor, he was really really lousy.

He couldn't catch a little mousey.

He lied that he treated my very serious flu.

But then I said to him to thy own health, be true.

[CB1611av]

Boy I hate the doctor and all those stupid check ups

He always checks my urine and I have to pee in cups

Oh the news, that he gave to me

I found out that I had an STD

[ladyinspectorfox]

Oh, crap, the doctor's office isn't the place

I never enjoy that uncomfortable space

All these check ups so I can be sent off

The one that I hate most is 'Turn and cough'.

[zimmercj]

Yes i can drew, yes i can.

[SimuLord]

I became a doctor, no really I insist

I ended up as a proctologist

I wanted OB/GYN but didn't have the touch

I guess you could say "missed it by that much!"

[vezina333]

Today I saw my doctor and he really pissed me off.

He grabbed my testicles and said "turn your head and cough".

I felt so defiled, I felt he had no class.

When he took his finger and he stuck it up my ass.

[pcf180]

I saw a doctor, he was really bad.

When I saw him, he made me kinda mad.

He told me to expose my penis and after a while,

It was getting pulled by a perverted Ryan Styles.

[MKTrny]

The Doctor is a time lord

he never makes me bored

He is always nice He's never mean

I love watching him I'm glued to the sceen

[AshleymsChannel]

i am a prostate examiner I really hate this job

But one guy likes it, his name is Rob

Of prostate exams he is fan

I should never give a prostate exam to a gay man

[dbfi01]

as usual Wayne stole Colin´s rhyme ;P

[Clarestovold]

@emmy896

Um, I'm wondering why this got so many thumbs downs :O

[emmy896]

@Clarestovold

Thanks. It was just a little something I felt inspired to share. It's a shame really that all the "down-thumbers" love to watch Improv, but when anyone tries to be Improv we get lashed. Oh well. Thanks for your sympathy.

[SupaSexySnake287]

@emmy896 i thought it was funny

[SidWL]

@SupaSexySnake287

why, what did he say, i cant read it

[lovedarli]

There is a reason I put a thumbs down to it...yes I liked it and thought it was funny, but there are two things that are wrong with it.One, we can't really tell if it was improv or not...we can't tell if you worked on it for more than a minute or you just typed it up without stopping. The other problem is that it makes people who don't have rhyme and meter at all try it themselves...it gets annoying reading these...especially as they aren't "comments" It wasn't bad, it's just not the right place

[KingJPV3]

LMFAO the face Brad makes at 0:18 looks like he's doing that to Laura Hall xD

[necrid110]

LOL IT DOES!

[JResc2010]

holy crap! TWO inside jokes in one episode

[filipinoguy101]

why is there 2 versions of this hoedown?

[riftintimeandspace]

thats when you start to realise that its not all improvised

[armageddon619]

unless you're suggesting they have payed members of the audience.. im pretty sure they're not cheating.

[narutardsunite13]

Some things aren't allowed on tv so they have to do cleaner versions, thus two versions are born, still all improvised, just improvised times two.

[Goddessdaughter]

They have multiple versions of some hoedowns because sometimes a verse or two isn't accepted by the censor so they have to do it all again. And the unaccepted hoedowns are added in the extras.

Or they can have the same topic come up more than once.

[Larzuk19]

they also make mistakes and redo it =P

[TheWarTorn]

cause one couldn't be aired?

[PrincessJory]

Drew's hoedown verse was hilarious.

Probably the best one.

I laughed so hard.

[jamesspencerjackson]

what does "the only doctor with his arm he needs to see is dr. seuss" mean?

[hollowice999]

wayne was being an ass to colin

[jamesspencerjackson]

yes but what does seeing someone with your arm mean?

[SonicShock]

you're absolutely terrible, LOL

[aimmlottan]

lol . i dont really like puttin stuff up like dese hoedowns. my cousin puts stuff up all da time like this. dat was him haha :]

[TomandaustinRV]

my doctor has helped me with problems that i've had

he helps me out when I am sick, and that makes me glad

the best part about seeing him is one simple connection

i see his nurse and I wish I could give her an injection

[rvd3]

I love my doctor, he's such a cutey pie

yeah i love him, even tho he's a guy

but he cheats on me often, i get kinda pissed

but maybe thats because he's a good proctologist

[MrEtharian]

that didnt even follow the timing pattern you dumb piece of trash

[NGTYCOON]

o i love my doctor he was relly swell

he was number one and he did relly well

he said it was a check up but i beg to differ i asked him WHY THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE MY SISTER!!!!!! lol

[koolvidkid588]

Oh dear danemr, I think you're about to get pwned

You say stop the hoedowns, and yet you post your own!

Congratulation! My friend, you are a hypocrite

So shut your mouth and go away you stupid d***

Wow I thought that was horrible, but I wanted to make a witty reply, so whatever.

[StndinOnAbroknEmpire]

gay

[MonayBoyz]

good one

[rushi83]

fantastic dude..!

[abridgedfan]

I went to the Doctor when I was 4

and that experience was very tough to ignore

I needed a liver transplant, but what I didn't see,

was that his lunch break was in the middle of my surgery

(not a real experience, I just made it up)

[dstebbin]

I used to love my doctor; I do not anymore.

He has made doctor visits one real big bore.

He used to be real nice; he used to have real class.

But then he started sticking his fingers up my ass!

[rushi83]

good one

[coltcub64]

I have been real busy saving lives you see

Because I am a doctor hehehehehe

Using all the tools can be really cool

As long as no one finds out that I failed medical school

[Smartiejes100]

fluffed his garfield waz an inside joke lmao!

[LOLcayter]

So was the exercise motion.

[MiniMills124]

Well last week I kept feeling really sleepy

So I went to a doctor, but he was kinda creepy

I kept saying that I just felt a little off

But the whole time for him it was "Turn your head and cough"

[DJWidget]

I had a fever, it went to 103

So I went out and a doctor I did see

When I got there, the whole thing it went south

He had to take my temperature but he didn't use my mouth

[dayinusmanager]

good one lol :]

[dstebbin]

Sorry that I don't get it, but what part of your body DID he use?

[ZillasElite]

reply to dstebbin: for babies and animals they take the temperature from your ass XD (and for other medical problems, like if your coughing to much to take if from your mouth)

[dstebbin]

First of all, you don't have to state who you're replying to. Youtube will do that for you.

Second, what I meant by that is... have you ever heard of a prostate examination?

[invincible534]

@DJWidget NIIIICCCCEEEEE...hoedown bro

[feueradder]

YOU CAN'T RHYME!!!

[Nedoshius]

Oh my God, are you the one with the balls to say that to my face! Nice one! I bet you have nothing better to do than read and reply all the posts, fucking douchebag

[zYxPredatorxYz]

yes, drew. I can beleive that. lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[Jdjgs]

I use to like my doctor, he was a swell guy

one day he said something that made me cry

One day I realized he doesn't give lots of aid

Cause he tried to conivnce me I had a prostate

[KoopaDude94]

Ehh, It was okay.

[Motherload111]

plz don't try to rhyme

[Boom12]

I tried my best dude, didn't have to be rude.

[deoxys20000]

here is one

I hate the doctor

he really is a pain

last time i went there

i thought i would be slain

when i went there it was really scary

thats what i get because my doctor was drew carey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rushi83]

very good..!