After Hours - Which Ninja Turtle Are You? Life's Most Important Question.

[TrickRider58]

I love that they used accurate turtle sex noises. I hate that I can identify accurate turtle sex noises.

[FerestoSalvus]

@TrickRider58 I feel bad for you man.

[RDV333]

oh,and the four temperaments also equate to the representations of the personas played by the people in the show.

[RDV333]

I liked Leonardo because he had two katanas. Two Katanas always destroy methodical approaches:it's science.

[Margui622]

I'm a Donatello but I can also be a Raphael.

[itsonlykano87]

@Margui622 That is such a Michelangelo thing to say!!

[Margui622]

@itsonlykano87 :Really? I took one of those test to see which ninja turtle I am. The result was Donatello. But like said before I also can be Raphael because I'm very impatience. Like Donatello, I'm a"nerd" you know, I'm a bookworm and shy too.

[InvisionFreeLegends]

These four need their own actual sitcom...

[seraph644]

I posit Sailor Moon as the Ninja Turtles for girls. If you look at favorite character polls, there are strong showings for all 10 scouts

[someonenow1]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Medieval Medical Practices

Heroes In The Dark Ages.

[wjmiller132]

katie looks a lot like my first GF. No Lie. dudes they are nothing alike in any other way.

[PcCAvioN]

We know she's got tits, but face comes first, guys.

[lilhatchet2791]

Raphael all the way, he was my favorite growing up

[AdamTPersonette]

i took a test on which Beatle I am. i am most like Paul. therefor I am most like Leonardo, Jerry Seinfeld, and Fred from Scooby Doo. interesting

[CraigMetalHead]

@AdamTPersonette I wouldnt find that interesting... Paul got married to whats her face with the leg, Leonardo is an arse, Seinfeld wasnt even the funny one according to this grouping so he fails and Fred is obssessed with traps... thats weird, sadomasichistic shit.

[MZA91LAD]

there was a female version, we just dont like to talk about her.

[genkidesukaxoxo]

@Sexypumba100 because like so many great things ruined, including TMNT, if drawn out and constantly pushed, the quality of what your getting goes out the window.

[Archedgar]

Holy @#*$&%

When Swaim was asking your favorite Xman and Power Ranger, ... he's right, I picked those too O_o

[C00cooCAchoo]

I want to read TMNT now.

[Sexypumba100]

WHHHYYY ISNT THIS A TV SHOWWW??

[princeofbohemia]

Me and my 3 brothers are so like this.

[SourceOfBeing]

I'm wondering what the arguement(s) would be for 'Which pokemon are you?' or 'What's the best pokemon?'

[Paddy1591]

I wish I could have more conversations like this with my mates

[doglover427]

Heyy! Crochet blanket :D

[bakerandbaker1]

I think they're streching it with Scooby Doo and the gang. They're technically a quintet.

[Laranzava]

Sex and the City... are THE NINJA TURTLES!!! ... WTF

[PrinceIMC]

And those four archetypes could have been applied to the four houses in the Harry Potter discussion. Not all Slytherins were evil, they were just ambitious. Like Leonardo. Don is Ravenclaw, Mike is Hufflepuff and Raph is Gryffindor.

[Lamporre]

Why does everyone put so much stock behind Wolverine as the greatest X man? For me it has always been Beast. Actually Kelsey Grammer's performance as Beast was one of the only great things about X3.

[SexRobotOfDoom]

@Lamporre Hi there, Donatello.

[FriedAbortions]

I'm not trying to sound cool but for me it was Snake eyes, night crawler, black ranger and I'd be Donatello

[PrinceIMC]

See the ninja turtles were also partially based off the X-Men. Leo is Cyclops, Don is Beast, Mikey is Iceman and Raph is Wolverine. The fact that they're teenage mutants....yeah.

[60829]

im most like Donny

i am a techy nerd XDD  as well as a fan of polearms as a weapon

[TheIrishGunman]

Donatello for sure.

[CelestiaLily]

... I know this has already been pointed out to death, but A:TLA elemental symbols FOR THE WIN!!! XD

[princesstamika]

I loved Donatello. My nerd destiny is inescapable.

[shikamarurules12]

@princesstamika Same here :) Don was my favorite.

[samiamrg7]

Did anyone else notice the elemental nation symbols from avatar the last airbender?

[floydstephman]

@samiamrg7 its based of the same religion

[IamAlastair]

Am I the only one how thinks Katie is average looking?

[ZaneBarrow]

@IamAlastair I am also one HOW thinks that katie looks average looking...

... Not really, she's quite cute.

[kanev7]

@IamAlastair She is average looking but shes also a nerd so an average looking nerd is automatically hot

[Santana105]

@IamAlastair This is the internet. Most people here are guys who rarely get laid. Of course they think every woman they see is insanely attractive.

[elfantasmo666]

Swaim and I have the same blanky...

[kingkobra1978]

Is Mr.Swaim gay?

[charlyandjosh]

I'm trying to see if I can get the guys from The Big Bang Theory to fit into their graph...

Also, Led Zeppelin.

[neviusprime]

@charlyandjosh

Robert Plant - Leonardo: The leader and driving force behind the group

Jimmy Page - Raphael: Passion, fire and occasionally butting heads with the leader.

John Paul Jones - Donatello: I think keyboards & bass count as "does machines". Plus they're both the most consistently underrated members of each group.

John Bonham - Michelangelo: If any member of the Turtles was going to drink themselves to death off 40 shots of vodka it'd be Mikey.

[charlyandjosh]

@neviusprime Nice one, I like it!

[TheMagmagoblin]

@neviusprime Yeah but Page was the real leader.

[vikosus]

I'm Mikey, my older brother is Raph, my oldest brother is Donnie. This video, although humorous, is absolutely correct.

[MrSmileyPantsTB]

86 cool points for Avatar: The Last Airbender refs.

[lichdictator]

@MrSmileyPantsTB I'm Sokka!

[MiketheCabbie]

How Sarah Jessica Parker, with her hideous horse-face, got to star in ANYTHING with "Sex" in the title, is beyond me.

[shittyfagg]

poor Swaim..

[Razzics]

"It's just a bunch of people in boring situations where sometimes nudity happens"

Perfecto

[link090909]

best one in the entire series!

[tymes10]

The gang of four... or more accurately the gang of any four.

But who am I? who are you?

Sure... @4:13 not just Turtle, but Mystery Van, Sinuses, Beatles, FF...

but/so... WHO ARE YOU?

[shittyfagg]

@tymes10 dude, shut the hell up. The cracked people have made their point, you're not an addition to anything.

[MikiEsco]

Avatar: The Last Airbender elemental symbols ftw.

[chelseakaliwhatever]

0:38 I feel in love with Soren right there.

[sirtrino]

The four Green Lanterns also work. Hal Jordan is ambitious and determined, Guy Gardner is impulsive and stubborn, John Stewart is practical and serious, and Kyle Rayner is passionate and a dreamer.

[JetBlackNero]

Oh! Im raphael! i use the words 'gimme a break' so often they lose meaning and I am quick tempered.

[JetBlackNero]

after 'you dont like it?' about katies voice I LMAO at soren's face. xD

[elkor101]

after watching this I was like

"man it would be cool to be like that with my friends"

then I thought about it I found out that is how me and my friends are!

look at you and your friends and see for your self if this fits

[mrdaym]

RAPHAEL, IT'S RAPHAEL

[jakeaidan]

These videos fill me with happiness. Thank you guys!

[HasGoodHair]

Hahaha Michael "I'll walk."

[snowkiller12]

2:43 TURTLE POWER FTW!

[stuckupcurlyguy]

holy shit this was easily the most amazing one.

[ThisIsHallStar]

@stuckupcurlyguy I said the EXACT same thing! Verbatim!

[VanyelK]

I like to keep my finger on the pulse on every pseudo porn for chicks. Hahaha

[jordanthewizard]

Just watch HBO at 12:00 am

[larssonk22]

I'LL WALK!!

[DarthTomale]

So one of three things happened at the end. Either he broke it and proceeded to hit it with something (baseball bat, fire poker, etc.), he broke it then shot it, or he broke it and then watched a robot masterbate slowly.

[randomite88]

@DarthTomale this is one of the best comments in the universe.

[MintyDischarge]

Begining the ep with a popples ref made me know this was going to be awesome and yes the1janitor she is indeed hot

[the1janitor]

I don't get the part where she says "oh, you think because I'm a girl..?" what is she talking about

[FatalKitsune]

@the1janitor" Just because she's a girl she should know about Sex And The City?" is what she's implying there.

[sufferkenkaru]

ok at the end does he bang the tv or destroy it?

[CrAZBoy0211]

@sufferkenkaru throws it down stairs is my best guess... that or out a window

[Alexsplat2]

woah! that group is like a template for life! seriously im looking back at the different groups of friends i've had in my lifetime and you can always sort them out into that!

[Kookiish]

I'm a straight woman and I think Sex and the City is a terrible show. All the women are shallow, shopping-obsessed and idiotic. I really hope that guys don't use that as a reference for every one of us.

[248productions]

How about the Hangover wolfpack?

Leonardo: Phil

Donatello: Stu

Michaelangelo: Alan

Raphael: Doug

[FFmaxx]

@248productions outside of doug...they all were pretty similar in personality.

[NutcakeProductions]

Wow, I didn't expect this to make me think as much as it did. They actually have a good point; when I was a kid, Raphael was my favorite (and still is!) because of my temper.

[cordn8er]

Green then white

[javi9446]

"No, Rafael would never pull some bullshit like that."

[kara2lucy]

Katie sure got the descriptions down quick lol.

[52765463]

Mind = blown.

[CeReAlgurl95]

I love the last airbender elements on the side....ahhhh this show bringsout the nerd in me

[melchCody]

There is a fifth ninja turtle that they didn't mention. Venus. She appeared in the live action tv series.

[milovarquiel]

awesome; cleavage.

[squeakthefreak]

I really enjoyed this one. Poor Donatello.

[GoGuildfordFlames]

which power rangers are they talking about there were a lot of different kinds....

[Cekil1]

@GoGuildfordFlames Mighty Morphin' ( Seasons 1 -3 or so )

[kamibango]

snake eyes, wolverine, green- untill season two then white, that is so true! (except my favorite tmnt are Raphael and Mikey! Its hard to choose between them!)

[val2zs]

Ending floored e

[Cryptographer12]

I still have my Blockbuster card...

[ChrisRedmanMVP]

i love how they look wayyy too deep into somethin like this but come away with a very intelligent point somehow. i guess that's why they are there and im here commenting on it lol

[CrAZBoy0211]

@ChrisRedmanMVP pot can cause some great things my friend lol

[JDLupus]

@ChrisRedmanMVP These kinds of conversations are legendary... someday I wish I would be able to contribute to something like this.

[floydstephman]

@ChrisRedmanMVP and that is how friends work

[MigeulP]

I can be any of the four turtles depending on the situation. I default to Michelangelo, impulsive and always trying to wrangle a joke or pun out of everything, but I'm also nerdy like Donatello (in fact, in After Hours I most identify with Dan), when I'm pissed I REALLY get pissed, like Raph, and when the shit hits the fan, I'm so Leo that even Leonardo is like "You're too Leo, bra."

[Spiderfan85]

My favorite X-man was Gambit.

[phenx18]

black power ranger was the best!!!! ZACK!!

[Duffy273]

Most of my friends preferred the red ranger. White ranger was a blow in.

[AndreLeCoz]

i loooooovvveee this series

[pikilpop]

Please make more Cracked

[astrobotanical]

Does anyone know what the name of the song that's playing when Katie's talking about Rafael is?

[astrobotanical]

@astrobotanical the song that starts at 2:00

[UltimteLifeForm]

I was wearing headphone and the crashing at the end scared the crap out of me. I looked around for what had fallen then realized it was part of the video

[EpiclyInept]

i liked the asian power ranger....

[arkana0690]

this is amazing! omg

[SinisterGrapefruit]

keep em comming :D

[ImGoin2Boston]

Marry me Soren....

[BenskyBen]

My favourite Power Ranger was indeed the green ranger, then white after S2…

[HangZhien]

Egon Spengler = Donatelo

[WisenMightyTreebeard]

@HangZhien haha, thats totally wat i was thinkin. "Why'd they leave out the Ghostbusters?"

Venkman=Michaelangelo

Ray=Leonardo

Egon=Donatello

Winston=Raphael cuz of all the unnecessary yelling lol

[clipcalhoon]

dope episode

[EvilApple818]

I preferred Iceman, and I don't have a favorite power ranger. I'm not gonna lie, I've seen the show, I just don't remember it very well...still, I agree, Snake Eyes was awesome.

[RunningP123456]

4 464 views... this is just wrong

[ThoresZ]

When it comes to X-Men fans, there is definitely a pretty huge split on opinion of Wolverine. Probably about half of them love the dude, and the other half hate him.

[thearthurshow]

i think the air and fire should have switched places.

[anhero86]

Why Soren Leonardo and not Sorenardo?

[azarikia]

Love that ending

xDDD

[DevanLund]

Even though SATC2 only gave Michael a semi, it was still substantial enough for him to destroy his DVD player with it.

[the1janitor]

am i the only person who things katie is hot

[MiketheCabbie]

@the1janitor Not at all. When this series first started, the number of people that thought she was hot were a minority, but somehow, that number has increased with each subsequent episode.

[248productions]

@the1janitor No. I'd do her.

[Aquafrostsheke]

@the1janitor No, she's totally hot.

[thed3bunny]

@the1janitor No youre the only person who things anything.

[yourverysilly]

@the1janitor no my friend, you are not. She's classic nerd bate.

[lilHippo]

@the1janitor looks like 85 people would rather have sex with there sister

[FlamingBat]

@the1janitor No.

She's got a shrill voice that sounds like Amanda Bynes and she's really dorky, but she is kinda hot.

[ZeroPresicion]

@the1janitor 110 thumbs up I THINK NOT SIR!

[BiohazardProductions]

@the1janitor yes

[elfantasmo666]

@the1janitor Yes you are

[aomega6]

I want chicken wings now.

[hakkaigurl4life]

i agree with all of sorens choices. and btw he is hott ok i got that out of my system

[gamexprt1]

Damn... I said Wolverine and the Green and White Rangers.

[moonwitcht]

um...Jinx, Shadowcat, um...Blue....I am not the same on any of them.

[pinksquare]

"Give me a break!"

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"

[DevanLund]

Already watched it about 5 times on the Cracked site, thought I'd give it some more views on here

[SuperGraphicMan]

I was so confused at first because I thought Dan said Abel O'Neil.

[eclipsestorm1975]

i am in love with Katie

[megadude553]

Thumbs up to the turtle sex sound from cracked tv =D

[stere89]

So god damn true! :D

[mamamario64ds]

snake eyes, shy and silent raphael, short tempered

[rroknarf]

snake eyes, beast, black ranger, Donatello

[JETLOCK]

Rafael

[mxjukebox]

please give of more of thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss!!!­!!!!!!!!!!1

[Crissix100]

Donatello, Red Ranger, Gambit

[Trevnyah]

FUCK YES, ANOTHER AFTER HOURS.

[GinHNetoRyu]

LEONARDO!!! But I prefer Cyclops as X-Men! =) And, yes, Tommy was the best Power Ranger although I really liked Billy as well! =)

[GinHNetoRyu]

LEONARDO!!!

[SaintJim1992]

bout time, iv been waiting ages for another episode, love it

[spacehelmetforacow]

Donatello, Blue Ranger.

[badcloud56]

Great vid! Funny as shit yet incredibly insightful

[evilsquirrel56231]

God damn you Cracked, I love you more than I love... Hm, crack?

[PatratorAUT]

The red ranger was the best

[crisrocksonguitar]

Katie looks so much like Tina Fey...and they really have a lot in common.

Life`s most important question right after :"Front seat or back seat?" of course..

[maynardjustwins]

wtf did someone dislike this? fuck that guy

[NaveedKoval]

not seein it

[nightseifer]

This is too awesome. my eyes, the GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[splashlog01]

Red power ranger!

[z3253304]

thats just the natural cadence of her voice

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

That's why individuality is so beautifull. Once people group up, they fit pre-set roles

[aestevalis0]

So, does they implying that the chick is Raphael?

[uffe666]

this was just great

[sambalightning]

Swaim make cracked tv again or 'does not compute' Funniest shit ever

[wednesdayschild91]

black ranger. he was always black, an i need to give my brothers some love

[limosince2007]

This reminds me of TOO much of my friends

[rosiebelsmith]

i freaking love this series!