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  • I SEEK POLE SHIFT SURVIVAL GROUP

  • I d love what he d have to say about such a video...He d have the right repartie and social comment as usual, this is so shallow...

  • His teeth was part of what made him so damn sexy.... :)

  • i'm the same ._.

    i'm not a real fan of my teeth, but i can't believe that they made a SERIOUS documentary about this.

    way to go douchebags, now i feel even worse about them!

  • This is fucking hilarious. I cannot believe this is a serious documentary LMAO.

    TEETH OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS

    As silly as it sounds, it just might be the next MTV reality show. They could talk to childhood friends, dentists, orthodontist and various "hangers ons" LOL.

    For the record, Bowie looked better with his old teeth,certainly more distinctive

    Today's singers and actors should take note. Spend more time on making your craft perfect, rather than your damm appearance.

  • David Bowie wass lovely the way he was :)

  • The photo transition toward the end made me giggle.

  • pffft i liked his teeth in the 70's

  • a show about someones teeth? srsly?

  • i love his teeth they look sooo goood in labyrinth those aree one of the thiings i liked about him well relally i love everything about him Wait NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo not his teeth he changed his teeth when they were absoulutly i ;ove them better before because he looked so cute when he smiled with his teeth before

  • i love his teeth they look sooo goood in labyrinth those aree one of the thiings i liked about him well relally i love everything about him

  • @bubbles1234440 I totally agree... =)

  • This is fucking hilarious. I cannot believe this is a serious documentary LMAO.

    David would be laughing his ass off!

  • I bet if he was watching this, he'd be laughing his ass off. Really? His teeth? What next, his nose hair?

  • lol this is crazy is this for real? btw i love his pre surgery teeth it gave him even MORE character if thats at all possible!

  • It makes me laugh so hard that such documentaries can exist. They even searched for experts to analyse it scientifically... I wonder who the hell actually decided to seat down and watch it when it was broadcasted on TV.

  • This is beyond fucking stupid...

  • this video is completely tactless.I am pretty sure everyone has something to hide and wish nobody to talk about on yt as a detailed analysis. For me it is lack of refinement.

  • His teeth? Retarded non-issue.

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  • I bet that the person who has the top comment about american obssesion with teeth is British. No offence but there's something wrong with the English and their teeth

  • This part of celebrity sucks: being under a microscope about your teef, toofeses, and everything else. David probably had to get them fixed because of nicotine and meth mouth. Those chemicals wreck havoc on your teefs, as does alcohol, and you could lose your teeth if you don't take care of them. That's stretching it a bit to say he fixed his teeth b/c he started hanging with models and that pretty, prefect, world he is now part of, lol. Common people are aware of dental health's importance.

  • English people have bad teeth, I learned that from George Orwell. So when Bowie had his teeth fixed, he lost some of that Englishness.

  • LOL...oh yeah...Bowies "teeth" held him back.

  • This is the first Youtube video I ever saw.

  • Why, yes..... They made a video about David Bowie's teeth....

  • Screw u plastic surgery man David is perfect lol :D

  • "Crazy, Weird Rock 'n' Roll"? Sir, is that suppose to be an insult? Oh, Mr. Bowie I think you're beautiful no matter you do. You're so amazing. Cheeky Bowie grins all around.

  • I prefer his look with the crooked teeth. His 'perfect' teeth in 1995 kinda freaked me out a bit . . .

  • David Bowie's original teeth gave him character. Fuck Hollywood. 

  • @riverlioness I agree! His original teeth rocked and made him sexy--like his eye.

  • he had to have his teeth replaced because of some kind of gum issue that caused bleeding.

  • i like his teeth crooked or not

  • This is just a tad ridiculous....

  • David Bowie is the epitome of sex, regardless of how old he gets or what his teeth look like. (He's still sexier than anyone I know, even at 64.)

    His natural teeth were sexy, what the hells the big deal? They're David fucking Bowie's!

    I happen to like fangs. ;)

  • @TheHelenasan4 OMG I completely agree! They were sexy! Now--not.

    They gave him character and, I'd not normally say a person's teeth added sex appeal but in his case, they sure did! Like his eye--reflected real sexy character and suited him. His teeth now are too thick-looking veneers.I don't like them at all.

  • Now he looks like Joan Rivers. Fake and plastic. He had a mesmerizing smile before. If his teeth truly rotted out, he should have found a dentist who could have replicated his crooked, fang-like, interesting teeth with crowns instead of giving him something that looks like a set of dentures.

    

  • @vdgzfdgdfgbdf Agree--replicate those sexy fangs...they looked great. now...ho hum.I don't like how the too-thick veneers look at all.I've seen these on many of my friends in Hollywood and they are so easy to spot as fake.

  • This is the dumbest video I've ever seen.

    I was waiting for it to be some massive advertisement for some dental clinic.

  • Watch out, Beadle's about

  • Good video but could it not be edited down to a more "bite size" edition?

  • Pssh, he never had plastic surgery. He has always had chiseled facial features.

  • His "old" teeth were sexy, but he still looks damn fine!

  • I don't care what his teeth look like. He will always be the most sexy man alive!

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  • I hate how in america they pay so much attention to people's teeth

  • @KatIveson Oi not all us Americans pay attentipn to people's teeth. But I actually think that David's teeth went along with his persona. But he does look better with great teeth. But I love him nonetheless:)

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  • Damn glad you fixed those fangs 'cause now you're a stud, baby! Killing those old choppers along with Ziggy was the best career decision you could have made.

    YEAH I SAID IT!

  • Damn this sux to watch for someone who just lost their upper two front teeth.

  • David Bowie has not had any cosmetic surgery, only some dentistry !

  • 5:04 ? Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes ?

  • Wow. Really? Quite humorous. 

  • i liked his teeth !!! any year he is fine.. but his old ones just needed some bonding maybe.. don't you forget that phonetic thing... he was used to the old ones and if they screwed with him all time singer we'd have botched the butchers that did our boy bad!!!! Sometimes they should have left many alone just got them naturally healthier and not replaced rather instead helped the roots and tint of them.. it's not distracting it's appeal for some to have uniqueness, immune system needs natural1z

  • @hopesignals I agree. And IF he HAD to get new teeth due to rot, the dentist should have kept the design of his original teeth...at least those sexy fangs. Those teeth added part to his great, sexy, unique character.Of course the "specialists" on here are cheering on the new veneers because they want to encourage people to get this done to gain more clients.

  • Just brush your teeth, kids...

  • His teeth never bothered me, it was just apart of David Bowie, you accepted that along with everything else, nothing wrong with them. But I guess for health reasons and looking good for celebs, himself and all those people (some who can't see that beauty is being natural!). Aw well, he's still the same guy, have to love him anyway.

  • The crooked teeth were what made him so damn sexy!

  • @mrparsnip Heck ya! His crooked smile has defined sexiness for me since I was 14.

  • Loved his old teeth.....real British and damn sexy!!!

  • They could be false teeth!? Who cares! Just as long as voice holds up in singing

  • man bowie looks so rad in lets dance

  • 3.05 Haha that's a funny pic

    I think Bowie is just perfect the way he is - even after he used drugs.

  • His original teeth were super sexy! Why did he have to "fix" them. He looks like my aunt now whenever he laughs.

  • I much, much prefer his old teeth. Why did he have to put on those awful veneers???? When he laughs now he reminds me of my aunt!! :-(( His smile used to be super sexy!! Why couldn't he just have them whitened and leave it at that?????

  • LOL what the heck is this? There was never any wrong with David Bowie's teeth. He looked perfectly attractive and sexy before... hmm well.... he'll always be awesome no matter what, so who cares! ♫

  • I liked his old smile better. David's newer smile is kinda creepy.

  • His smile in 1972 was the cutest smile I've ever seen! Not the plastic grin all of the stars have now :(

  • if he just left them and left the drugs alone then maybe he wouldnt be complaining! no affence as i LOVE david and has had a big influence on my with my clothes designs and writing my songs!!! he shudda just left the cocaine... :-(

  • Scurvy !!!!

  • ZIGGY stardust was a vampire....what do you kids expect???

  • "alex karidis surgeon to the stars." what a title lol. i wonder what bowie would think if he was flipping through channels on tv and saw this.

  • what a vaste analyse about his teeth.god,give him a break!i love ziggy s teeth as much as i love Bowie's new white teeth.let s celebrate with a cigarette!thx for this video.hilarious but brilliant!

  • What?! This is ridiculous!

    So nobody naturally has perfectly aligned, stunningly white teeth... why must everyone have such a problem with that?

    I can't believe they actually made this video. Give the guy a break, my gosh! :P

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  • His fucking teeth? Give me a break.

  • I liked his teeth! This is stupid. How is this important

  • I love his teeth when they are white lol!! It makes him diff and he is sexy that way!! Who cares why do everyone pick on looks its about the person.. Too many judgmental ppl in this world..

  • I always thought his fang-like teeth were badass. Sad to see he got rid of them. :(

  • It's quite crushing when you've had a crush on them since the 5th grade!

  • i think late 70's and 80's bowies teeth were sexy..perfect teeth are over rated..i mean u should take good care of ur teeth and not let them rot or turn gross yellow,  but still!

  • They have no lives

  • Even in Ziggy era, he's already tidied his teeth, look at Space Oddity Original video, his lower teeth is so messy. But I really think Ziggy teeth are the sexiest, his teeth only need to be tidied a bit, too much is not good.

  • I'm surprised Mick Rock wasn't swearing like a sailor in this video haha

  • I was laughing the entire time - what show did this come from?!

    I'm a huge fan, but I can't stand the teeth he's got now. Those pearly-white tombstones, plus the other things he's had done to his face, just don't look right.  I loved the Ziggy teeth!

  • I loved the Ziggy teath too. They were very, very specific, and so cute. Why did he change it?!

  • @mauerbluemchen0 If you would really know David from the beginning and have looked into his face as often as I did you would know that he has never done any kind of plastic surgery to his face. He has got dents and he's got a tatoo. That's it! He is one of the less who are only getting older the way they should! And I'm quite shure that everyone of us would have done it's teeth if we had the chance and the money! They where not only yellow and shark-like; they where ill!

  • Oh...Dear...

    What were they thinking...

    "I know what we'll do to up ratings!" XD

    :S And they said the press picked up on it...

    WHO CARES----IT'S DAVID BOWIE...GIVE THE MAN A BREAK! XD :L

  • the one thing that was holding him back was his teeth...?

    XD

    this is so weird!

    I don't know why I find this amusing.

  • In regards to work done on his teeth, it's a medical fact that if people don't take care of their teeth, it causes other serious health problems, so thank God he went to see a dentist. Was some of this dental work cosmetic? probably, but so what. In terms of a face-lift? don't mistake the fact that he quit killing himself with drugs with a face-lift. His thin face in 1975 was due to using cocaine. Everyone looks different when they stop using drugs, it's great he stopped and is still alive!

  • His"fang-like" teeth were so damn awesome... especially his canines. That was partly what made him look so tantalizing and feral in the film Labyrinth.

    I regret that he used plastic surgery. Yes, he has grown old. Yes, he is almost 63. Yes, too many people care too much about physical beauty. But he got so much facelifts he doesn't look like his former self at all. It's painfully obvious that his current features are fake. Such a shame... he used to look so bloody handsome :(

  • @PanthereMauV But he said he didn't have any plastic surgery done?

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  • the photos they used for the video are not the most flattering. The photo of Bowie in his Ziggy days especially......

    It makes it all the more noticable when you contrast it to Bowie in the early 80s, like the Serious Moonlight dvd for example. It's unbelievable how good his teeth looked. You can tell every time he smiled that he knew it too. They're so white they almost glow in the dark.

  • I can't believe this even exists, much less that I watched it. :rolls eyes: Other than being crooked, his teeth were never really that bad I don't think. I actually think his crooked teeth were really sexy......youc

  • I dont think my own dentist pays THIS much attention to me teeth haha

    I liked his teeth in the 70s. they were unique. Same thing with Freddie Mercury. My moms always laughing at their teeth. But thats just another thing that makes people who they are

  • i also think his old teeth made him -- they were my favorite feature of his. it's funny to think that people love what he's self-conscious about, he really didn't have much to worry about at all

  • @ 4:04, what song is playing??

  • She's in Fashion by Suede (aka The London Suede)

  • @twixbullet playing: "Star Man"

  • I loved the old teeth... they were sexy as hell! the new ones look like they belong to a horse and not to a human being...

  • @runi8 thank you i could never put my finger on it but yes thats exactly what they look like no offence hes still sexy as hell but still

  • I prefer his teeth with the slighty buckled 70's look,they look different,unique.

  • umm did they say 14 to 15 cigarettes a day or 40-50?

  • 40-50 I think. That's a loooooot of smokes. O.o;

  • wow. an entire video regarding only his teeth. just wow.

    and 388 comments just about bowie's teeth?!

    i never thought his teeth were that bad in the 70s. And honestly, like that's what people were looking at....

    I thought he got them fixed because they were making his gums bleed, not because they didn't look nice.

  • Hey guys, could anyone tell me what the music is at 3:47 please, cheers

  • im sorry, but I think he was fucking HOT when he had the orange mullett and crazy english teeth! his ever present cigarrette did most of the yellowing. I am self concious about my teeth all the time! and to now know that my BIGGEST celebrity crush right now had the same problem? it makes me feel normal!and somewhat connected to him. he had NOTHING to be self concious about! NOTHING

  • I think he and Iman are a cute couple. Even if he's white and she's black. There's just something about them.

  • i always thought he did it for medical reasons. god, i can't believe i just watched a video about someone's teeth, even if they are david bowie's. i think his clean teeth are perfect for a conservative society such as ours. not like the dirty 70's.

  • I think his new teeth and odd suits make him look like a weird evangelist or an American newscaster. Hehe. And his old teeth made him look like a sparkly shark. Take your pick. Lol.

  • I almost agree !!

  • haha. sparkly shark

  • Preferred his teeth so much more during the early 70's. It adds to his character. It's like Madonna getting rid of the gap between her teeth! The narrator says "Bowie's become far more glamourous and more like a superstar" or whatever. I don't know if it's just me but, I think he was far more glamourous and superstar-like during his Ziggy period. There was NOBODY like him.I agree with DeepUnreal. Never thought he'd turn this conventional.

  • His teeth were perfect just as they were! :-)

  • I loved his old teeth, damn it.

  • Haha, never would've thought that someone would do a document about his teeth! :D

    Yeah, liked his earlier non-perfect teeth, but they were unhealthy. It's good he has plastic teeth.

  • Oh come, on....he was handsome without any teeth...yucko teeth don't scare anyone

  • eww

  • I had the feeling Bowie liked black women.

  • mR. rOCK! bUT HIS PHOTO BOOK...ONE WILL LEARN VERY MUCH!

    GEMMA

  • Good to know that I'm not the only one fascinated by Bowie's teeth ;)

    I've always thought that his original teeth (and mouth) were very sexy!

    Sadly enough his new American plastic smile looks kinda creepy..

  • Totally agree, his teeth had character back then, and they fit him for some reason, now they're just you're typical regular movei star teeth, boooring.

    He's mellowed a lot, who would have thought of this happening back in the early 70's?

  • Yeah, I didn't have any problems with his original set of choppers. The later discolouration from the smoking was over the top though. Better plasticky than dirty. :)

  • Screw this, I love his teeth!!

  • i DONT CARE ABOUT HIS TEETH! Lets hear the music!!!!!!

    I thought he would be consious of his eyes anyway not his teeth

  • I found it hard to enjoy his music but then he got his teeth fixed and I could finally start listening to the music!

    Haha, Joking.

  • WHAT....THE.....FUCK...6 minutes about the man's teeth???

  • What's the song at 4:05

  • shes in fashion by suede.

  • thanks!

  • Woooooooooow. How ridiculous... Honestly, who gives a f*** what the man's teeth looked like? He is an awesome performer and a legend!

  • Big Bowie fan, but this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Talk about the man's music! Not his teeth.

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  • I never noticed his teeth before.

  • i think its stupid that people actually have the audacity and time to do something like talk about a rock stars teeth

  • I always liked the 'fang' look of his teeth.  That was true smile character!

  • I loved David's original teeth. The new teeth look like tombstones. I think that we are going too American with dentistry. If there is a genuine problem and you want to spend all that money - go ahead. But as previous posts have said - where are the individuals. I know 2 people who have had dental work they didnt need - they are both in intermittant pain. Vanity.

  • Unreal. It's like his teeth have their very own biography. Poor David! How embarrassing.

    I can understand wanting cleaner/whiter teeth but.....Hollywood teeth now-a-days have no personality. They're all huge UNnaturally-white plastic-looking chiclet teeth.

  • I liked his crooked, fangy smile. :(

  • He was famous because he was vampiric, thats where the sexiness came from. He should have played lestat in the 80s or 70s.

    I will quote from gene jeanie 'He sat like a man, but he smiled like a reptile.'

  • i think his crooked teeth were fine in the beginning but after awhile in the 80s they were really rotting. but i prefer his 70s teeth to his fake teeth now. i don't know, they gave him more character. i think that having perfect teeth is unimportant unless the procedure is for health reasons, but now everyone's smiles look totally the same. look at will ferrel's teeth. they're yellow and crooked, but who the hell cares?

  • i love his teeth!! i have like a tooth fetish lol..

    but i love him..

    i'm glad theyre whiter but i miss the crookedness..

  • this documentary is hilarious. like, people actually took the time to analyze david bowie's teeth OF ALL THINGS!

  • WTF! bowie's original teeth are perfect

  • obsession with the appearance of fangs proves man is still just an animal.

  • David's teeth were beautiful the way they were. Especially in Labyrinth, his teeth helped him play the part even better. And who says celebrities have to have great teeth. freddie mercury's are different and everyone loves him.

    but i guess if its what davey wanted and if he felt shy about them its a good thing.

    I LOVE DAVID BOWIE! :D

  • looking imperfect is perfect these days. Everyone's getting braces for such minor things, no individuality.

  • i agree with those who write that his smile was sexier before it got "fixed"

  • Aw... I loved his teeth. They were so... David Bowie~! They were just something unique about him -- like his eye.

  • Whiten them yes, BUT I LOVED HIS TEETH BEFORE!!

    :( I was so sad when I saw they were changed!

    His teeth were one of my favourite things about him

    but regardless, he's still beautiful

  • I 1,000,000% AGREE with every word you said!!!

    David will always be perfect and beautiful.

    No matter what. But, I, too, LOVED his teeth before. They were original and his!

  • I wish he actually hadn't gotten his teeth fixed, I thought they were sexy in a way.

    But I do suppose he felt self-conscious about them and wanted a change for himself. Whatever makes our Davey happy. :]

  • He's English, come on!

  • I used to have what an ex-girlfriend affectionatley called David Bowie teeth. She loved them and pretty much other girls did too..I didnt and got em all fixed..

  • bowie's original teeth are sexy. the man is a work of art.

  • Wow...was this all seriously about David's Teeth !

  • Ilike the scond picture, actually, the one where he draws on it. His teeth have nothing to do with his perfomances, and he had no issues with his TEETH, guys. He was shy; he said so himself. That's why he created stage personas, to let himself loose. Jesus guys. Reading a little too much into this, seriously...

  • I really don't care much about his teeth (love the old ones), I only know I LOVE him!!!

  • Mick Rock must have a thing for teeth. The other day I heard some quote that he'de said about Freddie Mercury's teeth...

  • Well... i love his teeth, i wich mine could be the same as his.

  • So he's got fangs, think of all the Twilight fangirls! (I am one, just so you know I'm not making fun of you guys.) He has a great smile either way, but I liked his old one better.

    And EXCUSE ME, but the only thing holding him back was his self consciousness about his TEETH?

    If HE wanted to change his teeth, that's his choice. But leave him alone.

    Were those guys trying to change his teeth so their wives would pay more attention to THEM and less to Bowie?

    Jeez...

    Wouldn't work, anyway. XD

  • who gives a fck?! really.

  • I liked him with his crooked teeth. It was a natural smile... A part of him. He is great! He makes great music! I love him!

  • This is nauseating. His original teeth were beautiful and full of character. His new teeth are ken-doll-generic. Next thing you know they'll want to "fix" his gorgeously mismatched eyes. :(

  • Nah, his eyes are iconic. He'd never change them. And I don't think he can, anyway. His left pupil is permanently dilated and appears to be a different color due to him getting punched by a school friend when he was a boy and I don't think it's "fixable" In terms of his teeth, I think he's sexy no matter how they look :)

  • i loved his crooked teeth! Well, love him anyways. Talented artist, fantastic person.

    Couldnt care less about his teeth.

  • hahaha! Journalists are crazy! I prefer the old teeth btw! LOL

  • he should be a role model for people with bad teeth. Which is something I'm sure most people have.

  • Okay, maybe they were starting to rot.

    But who cares, Bowie's the man.

    Very interesting video I must say.

    5 stars.

  • I find David's teeth, the same as Freddie Mercury's.

    WHO CARES?

    I mean, I got over it....when the talent is presented; and you get used to it after a while. Not like they were rotten, and had holes in them or anything.

  • wow...can't believe these comments are still going! David...you are most definitely adored!