Let's Play Cryostasis - Pure nightmare fuel (S6 P3)

[MrDonutNCola]

I would name him "Spider Man".

Oh wait...

[LucasRazorBlade]

Um..it's a human on sticks. Not a spider..are you guys blind? o_o

[Yaesumuji]

You think that spider is horrifying? Look up 'you need me' by Jimbomcb...

[2hakkabakka]

Yes, that WAS the guy that you knocked down the elevator shaft, and then crushed by sending down the elevator. He was the only friendly NPC in the entire game, and he only wanted to be your friend. He loved scones, you know. ...and dogs. ...and spiders.

[TheSteadyingMeat]

Most horrific thing I've ever seen in a video game is probably the Grotesqueries (how do you spell it?) from Drakengard.

[SageofGods]

@TheSteadyingMeat Yes the giant flying demonic babies. That game has some of the most ****** up main characters I have ever seen in a game. With the blind pedophile, the child that doesn't age, the elf lady who want's to kill and or eat, some babies and or children, the one girl who is in love with her brother, and some others.

[tehfettot]

I just realised... the guy with a gasmask is the guy he "copped" down into the elevator shaft and also the spider-thing....

[RoundersLP2]

5:54 it's like a fresh boss pops up

[360Eagle]

This is one of the few games i've played thats actually scared me, and this is why!

[Lightice1]

You need a scoped rifle in order to hunt animals, like seals or polar bears from the deck in case you got stuck in ice for weeks.

[SyracusetheShadow]

... that thing reminds me of 'The Thing' given the setting and the general shape of it, actually.

[Ullip12]

DO NOT SPEAK BADLY OF THE MOSIN NAGANT!

[Taeryth]

Spider thing is the dude with ice legs growing out of him. That's pretty much it, but the way he moved/the legs gave picture illusion of something much more horrific. S'all in the mind.. (*cries silently*) {Seriously though? I didn't flinch. =d probably cause I'm not the one playing.}

[moose123966]

i finnally found out what beard man is doing on the ship hes looking for tetris this is how they smuggled it into america!

[LegionOfMany112]

Actually, the gun isn't rubbish, its rather nice, if you are used to WWI era bolt actions

I think the reason you disliked it was because you were accustomed to the more modern, faster firing stuff.

[Fishtako12]

tags: lets play horror walkthrough penny arcade cryostasis oh dear god what the hell is that and why did it look at me AGHHHH

[wayness5]

"No! NO! I Earned that victory! Now Give Him Back!" lol

[BIGTOAST75]

MEAN WHILE IN RUSSIA

[SubparDragoon]

oh, oh no, i earned that victory, give him back.

[SubparDragoon]

oh wait it does.

[SubparDragoon]

I think it heals itself with the cold.

[IxamxDeceptionxX]

hmm, thats some radiation. apparently getting exposed to too much radiation makes you grow spider legs out your back. where do i sign up!

[demonjack123]

@tiehunterog I looked up a few images and I am disturbed! EXCELLENT i can use that book as references for my horror pictures!!!

[geckorus10]

5:58 damnit, I wanted to steal his gas mask! that would have been real handy in a nuclear icebreaker!

[scullyy]

yeah they used the scooped rifle INSIDE the ship. not

[flamedance58]

Giant Orifice of Doom.

[buokopter]

why you dont pick pepeshka?

[porkdemon]

no no i earned that victory, give him back, that made me lol heartily.

[an0nim0uz]

There's only one logical explanation for a scoped rifle on that ship: polar bear hunting!

[Marstic666]

"If you eat too much cheese before you go to bed and then decide to like, I don't know, have a bed time story about how WONDERFUL Silent Hill is, then eat some more cheese, have a bit of alcohol, then like, I don't know, take some LSD THIS IS THE SORT OF STUFF YOU WILL BE DREAMING ABOUT!"

Word for word of what made me wet myself laughing.

1000/10 on the vid. XD

[Cheesymamba]

A flamethrower would be godlyy in this game

[BloodyMonkeyInc]

He wanted you to come in so he can eat you yummy tasty soul

[abomb10]

hey come here ill kill yo oh maybe i shouldn't of done that.

[VoiceOfReason7]

In Soviet Russia, Spider squash YOU!

[auztinwow]

"Hey, hey no give it back"

[tiehunterog]

I've seen more horrific things that that. If you feel strong of stomach and not faint of heart, look up the manga "Gyo". It has things worse than that.

[Jasonatron]

Epically funny tangent at 0:50 lol

[Kelthuzad5]

In Soviet Russia, spiders kill You!

I just realized that...

[idiootti1994]

where the hell did that spider gas mask thingy come from?

[Kelthuzad5]

@idiootti1994 It could be because it was using as an ambush, so that survivors would think that it was human and let it in.

Gotta admit it was smart.

[lividwanderer1942]

@idiootti1994

i think the answer is within your question...

[SpecterVonBaren]

You seem to have tunnel vision problems. Though I suppose when you're scared enough that you sometimes overlook things. Though it's not that bad, just a guy with four legs coming out of his back.

[DonKain]

The insect-gasmask man takes second place as one of the creepiest critters ever. First place is still taken by Melchiah from first Soul Reaver.

[yamikiAbramovic]

o_o zombie crazy people ican handle,zombie crazy people iwht guns..i can handle..spiders,i can handle...but...giant ice spider crazy people ..... wearign gas masks that can burrow through steel ....*plays video of darthvader's NOOOOooooooooooooooooo*.

[dante17304]

that spider thing IS the gas mask guy! I just realized, if you look closely the only difference is that the legs seem to have grown out of his back...

[mynameis677]

5:13 I just realized it's a man in the form of a spider. Yikes. Creeperific.

[BetaSolution]

It's an evoled Snork. You though regular Snorks were bad? Wait til the Zone gets to the Artic. Snorks get upgraded with ice spider legs, and can climb on walls and inflict cold damage as well as their regular chainsaw shin kick attack.

Hope you weren't attached to that armour you're wearing, STALKER.

[psycho642]

chainsaw shin kick?...I allways though they were breakdancing

[scholargrove]

He was the guy you knocked down into the chasm.

[hiddengnome]

it's a gasmask-torpedo-battering ram-man?

[MrUnforgivingFox]

Well there was that giant pit with the guy hanging over it. Maybe the scope if for shooting people at the bottom.

[View100]

Where are all the Kalashnikovs?

[nwill111]

I love your ranting in this video XD

That thing was like if Freddy Krueger, a mother-in-law and Chucky had some inpossible love child. Then when the doctor saw it he tried to burn it to death but only managed to leave it's skin burned.

[flarexeyes]

I'd be more worried about the giant freezing orifice of doom than that freaky spider.

[Maus5000]

If you have it on, turning off HD audio realy fixes the lag.

[TranceForEverForever]

WTF! they give you an gun that doesnt works on icey bosses just before an icey boss LOL

[EmperorLjas]

All the enemies are icy. This one doesn't take damage from anything before the room is heated.

[MarkALoopy]

Standing guard outside maybe? I mean, sometimes pirates come in small boats, you could shoot their heads off with a scope.

[gamman1]

i under stand the ghosts but a guy as a ghost spider that just wtf

[DLAlucard]

Oh also you crushed that guy under the lift when you called down ice-mc-spiderpants

[olliedag]

I just realized .. That spider thing has like a gas mask on ... Pyro is Spy! .. der >.>

[mrsubject1]

@olliedag or A SNORK!!!!!!!!

[salina100player]

@olliedag SPYRO! :'D

[YourFAGSallOfYou]

@olliedag and he was talking about how he hated snorks earlier xD

[RavnDream]

In Soviet Russia, giant spiders ZAP YOU!

[kittycat01320]

What's the big deal? It's just a rather large spi- OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD, KILLITKILLITKILLIT. D8 -Is gonna be sleeping with the light on tonight.-

[Jarethenator]

no Helloween, I think they looked at Deadspace and said, "oh, this isn't screwed up enough...let's make this!"

oh all the silent hill ref.'s...can you let's play them?...not just Homecoming...

[JinBriefs]

You crushed a friend with an elevator, and you get nightmare fuel for it D: Gawd.

[Sanagi575]

@JinBriefs Fun fact: Said 'friend' was standing on absolutely NOTHING. Notice how you could see the flashing lights on the other wall, even the ones below him? That's because there was nothing there to stand on. Hence...I'm not so sure it was really a friend to begin with...more an apparition.

[ces75ap]

SPIDERS " squash" victory

[MagicAccent]

Phil is the pickaxe god!

[kittehs262]

ice...spider?

oh dear god

[Jarethenator]

@kittehs262

wasn't that a crappy sci-fi movie...and made before they were sy-fy

[shinobigrl5027]

good god im going to have nightmares now

[AETrainingDavid97]

To me, Stalker was scary in it making the player tense, and sometimes generally freaky.

Penumbra was a full-house scary; all levels of scary.

Cryostasis is a mix of both.

[AETrainingDavid97]

Snork 2.0.

[Palora01]

Well the spiyro, seams to absorb the cold, so shooting it with ice won't really work, it may even heal it, and it may even heal it self if it stays in the cold.

[Hrothulf19]

There's a scope because nuclear icebreakers were used during the cold war exclusively to prevent a NATO takeover of Antarctica by US Navy infiltrator penguins that might get the other penguins to sign ice and mackerel trade deals with the US and Western Europe. Since trained USSR snipers needed to shoot them in a mass of other penguins, they needed a rifle with a scope. It's pretty standard cold war military history.

[Thickleweed123]

They needed mackerel because their supplies were dwindled 2 years earlier in the ice wars against the Communist polar bears. That war ended with a treaty in which the polar bears demanded large supplies of bottled Coca Cola.

[leewolfgang]

@Hrothulf19 Eh, this is in Arctica, not Antarctica.

[wkunzelman1]

Helloween vs. Arachnids. Who will win?

[Thickleweed123]

if the arachnid fell 600 ft, has legs made of ice, is melting, and helloween has an infinite health source and a rifle or water gun, then there's a 25% chance he'll win. You cant argue with those odds.

[MrStone125]

Spiders are fucking creepy man D:

[Thickleweed123]

lol he didnt notice that spider was the guy he made fall in the pit of endless doom

[wkunzelman1]

@Thickleweed123 Yes he did. At the very end he had an epiphany.

[Thickleweed123]

yeah i know. thats why i said it. he didnt notice the entire time until the very last second. it was the first thing i noticed.

[potaterjim]

Eh, I've seen freakier.

[BloodReaperZ]

"This is the sort of stuff if you eat too much cheese before you go to bed, and then decide like... have a bed time story about how wonderful silent hill his, eat some more cheese, have a alcohol and take some LSD. THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL BE DREAMING ABOUT!"

epic ramble is epic xD

[Isaacian27]

Spiders! Punch 'em!

[Maca68]

Snakes! You want some too?!

[DesertSun0]

Shoot the icy spider legs. Also this isn't the only time you see him...

[tuus4]

Maybe the scoped gun is for hunting Polar Bears! yeeeahhh....

[Hedhnter]

He kinda looks like the pyro from Team Fortress 2

[linkassassin360]

If it was the pyro from tf2 then its a she.

[Liberykiller]

manfreakspiderthing manbearpig's cousin

[lebutzki]

they have the scoped gun to shoot pirates that roam the artic circle looking for a treasure of pineapples. What, it makes about as much sense as this damn game and it's so called plot.

[TheMrt800]

IT'S SPIDERMAN!!!!

[mentalboy9]

nah it's Venom!

[NobleClassAngel]

That thing... It looks like somthing you'd get from crossing Silent Hill, Resident Evil and Eternal Darkness xD

[Linaw11577]

Also, you should loot all the icicles, maybe they DO help, against normal enemies~ It's the best gun you have considering the ammo anyway.

[Linaw11577]

I can tell arachnophobia will be really bad for this game. Now I regret having that phobia.

[PwnzorBob]

... And now I realize that it is a weird person.

Who... is weird.

And has icy spikes growing out of his back.

[PwnzorBob]

I would say the reason for not feeling that the mutants in the zone are not as scary as the weird mechanical ice spider is because you have a hint of what they are.

Except for the Bloodsuckers and Pseudogiants.

Pseudogiants are freaky... Flesh WOULD be freaky, but they become less freaky when you know that they are just mutated domestic pigs.

Horribly mutated.

Whilst this is just weird, you have no idea what it is, why it tries to kill you or even how it functions.

SO IT IS SCARY SPIDER D:

[Darkovika]

That was awesome! Well, ok I like, screamed when it fell from the ceiling, and my dad was like "GAH, what the hell?!?!?!"

LOLOLOL

I especially liked how, in the first like, minute, you were like "Imma do this, no, ok, Imma do this" and... ... ok, I can't explain it without sounding stupid, but yeah, that made me laugh. XD

But yes. I give you props for killing Satan's pet Spider.

[DaedricBlade11]

Crazy spider monsters?

Whats next?

Stay tuned folks!

[Uberhaxxer]

Another awesome session ^^ Go Helloween!

[Hoyrrh]

I really did not have OMG reaction, but maybe it's because of Youtube's poor quality. I mean, you said everything in the game looked astounding and details are crucial when judging the "Scariness" of the monster. And I am not playing the vid alone too, of course :)

[Blunderbuss09]

Wow, after all the creepy-shit games you've played, this scares you the most? It actually took me a while to figure out what it was.

Maybe you should do a little questionnaire thing, like what you thought was the scariest enemy/level/boss/random scare/etc. :D

[OverRideGeneration]

i'm not feeling the creepiness of the spider thing :S

[LordTharapita]

Lmao "Is this the kind of thing that lives under your house"

[TheRealAkaRai]

If the spider-guy freaked you out, look up the guro manga Gyo. Similar -though vomit-inducing- horror awaits you.

[pspHackable]

ahahahha!! i love the first part trying to kill that spider with a water gun!! i love it!!

[gundamW]

*sees spider, screams like a little girl, laughs at helloween getting murdered by spiders*

[357infusion]

"Is this the kind of thing that lives under your houses?" ROFL

[TheMadzab]

Awesome, Helloween. Nice set!

Also, you only died like what? 2 times? on that boss. Remember old-school-video-gaming when you had to try a boss at least ten times AND possibly had to replay the entire game after three attempts? So this went well. Was creepy as hell though...

[ChrisVattic]

If dying 10 times in a row is enjoyable for you then please, feel free to turn up the difficulty level :)

[Borin81]

isnt there a PPSh to pick up before the spiderboss?

[Morgius87]

@Borin81

I found the first one much later. o.O

But I also missed that ice gun and the first flare gun helloween found.

[Pokemonscareme]

@Borin81 He skipped it by going up a ladder and tossing curiosity out the window.

[90dgreesfarenheight]

It's not even a real spider! It's just that guy with his limbs all freaky! That's why he LOOKS like a spider.

[xhantar]

i cant stop thinking about that spider i saw crawling down my wall 1 year or so ago... i live in norway so there is a chance that it would turn into that thing... its cold here and stuff...

[HakotanDMC]

the guy that was in the widonw in the other video was trying to ask hellowen to help him put he got trasformed into that spider thing

[Mattematask]

Beardman should have just ran into that spider and pull off its ice-legs :)

[jmm1233]

now i can't spot staring at the spider on my wall

[windrunnerkronicles]

Enjoyable watching him panic

[papervampire]

Maybe they used the scoped gun for seal hunting or something...I don't know

[40wink]

thats what i as thinking

[EnigmaticRepose]

I asked the same question when I got the scoped rifle. I asked it less later when I never used it past right after you get it due to how EVERYTHING in this game appears in front of your face, aware of you, and I don't fancy zooming in on bearded Russian faces. Especially when they beat my face in.

Also, I love this game's concept on how everything has an attachment to Heat or Cold. Mostly Cold.

[jowowlol]

Well you take a scoped weapon with you to shoot things outside the ship ??? and can't you just take the scope off :P?

[LokiDuck]

In some way it makes sense it'd be horribly creepy because their stories are horribly depressing XD One was of a creature that'd eat your luck till you died of bad luck.

Another stole all your happy memories.

[bendelundead]

Isn't that spider guy the guy that was tied by the ice-ropes you chopped using your axe?

Looks like Beard-man's helpful manner just bit him in the ass.

[bladesharks]

you picked up a new gun just before you though the spider thing

like a revolver or magnum

[Nithavela]

:D

Cheer up, it could be monkeys.

[GENERALzod777]

That was Satans crabs. And not the sea kind

[thedragonb0y]

From what I can see of this game, heat and cold is like good and evil in this game. each side has its weakness. yours is cold and the enemies is heat.

[thedragonb0y]

btw, I should use these examples of creepy enemies in some of my ideas because it shows me ways you can make games scary.

That gave me the chills!

[GmodPlusWoW]

That's honestly creepy, but doesn't exactly scare me from here. But I sure as hell wouldn't want to meet THAT on a cold dark night...

[LycanthropicBat]

To answer your question helloween you really don't need it and to make matters even weirder you seemingly carry around both to scoped and unscoped variant

[crysisidiol999]

maybe you need to put a miror in front of it ???!!!

[MDxm3000]

I hated that thing, that is by far the most annoying thing ever, well in this segment, yes? ;)

[ShakeAlmighty]

That was, by far, the most amusing segment I've seen all day. But golly, it was rather creepy. Walking corpse spider? No thank you.

[foist101]

I like how everyone is like "OMG ITS JUST A SPIDER CHILL!"

No, its a dude with a gas mask tied up with StarShip Troopers' arachnid legs coming out of its abdomen.

[azngitano]

do you have arachnophobia?

[foist101]

No he has corpse-tied-up-with-spider-leg­s-coming-out-of-it-phobia.

[Torqegood]

I couldn't tell it was a corpse because of crappy lighting and not all that well of a veiw of it.

[foist101]

Did you watch it all the way through? he shoots the spider legs off and the body just falls to the ground lol.

[azngitano]

lol yeah i noticed that at the end its just helloween seemed really creeped out by that spider thing. so what you said was his phobia is probably right...

[spamster1]

simply awesome Helloween.

[Torqegood]

You are overreacting. That thing is odd, but unless arachnophobia kicks in, not scary.

[foist101]

It looks pyro tied up with spider legs coming out of his sides. HOW IS THAT NOT TERRIFYING?

[MrIcePho3nix]

I have just one complaint that hasn't been addressed. I'm fairly certain that water gun would have been more useful than the actual gun, somehow. Just saying.

[QuasiMolko]

This is where Cryostasis becomes a GOOD game.

[angelgod2]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! (even though I have five bucks down on the spider.)

[countflaming]

that is what happens when you dont cure cancer

[106die]

NOOOOOOO! not the pyro from team fortress

[Camofly1075]

lol xD

[foist101]

Lol, an arachnid from StarShip Troopers burrowed into our poor mumbly friend. OH THEES EES BAD!

[UziGameLover]

It looks like a corpse with spider legs coming out of it O__o

[MrIcePho3nix]

That's cause it IS a corpse with spider legs coming out of it. Creepy, huh?

[katamari117]

what about mr. jumpy from dead space. or mr. satan. or teenage pregnant alma.

[ChrisVattic]

Besides, the spider's tactics weren't too hard to figure out.

1. Run to middle, do humming noise

2. Second humming noise and attack

3. Go to step one

[ChrisVattic]

Oh, don't be such a wuss, it probably looks more awful on full screen, but you've been through worse crap than that. Playing through Dead Space and even the bloody Penumbra invalidates your right to get scared :)

[foist101]

WUSS? Its a TF2 Pyro tied and bound with spider legs sticking out of it and it makes weird humming noises.

[TheDruggedGamer]

Christ, it's like if a Snork was freaky, even scarier spider-thing!

[Carnkhan4]

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can...

[ian1238834]

I bloody well hope thats not the kinda thing that lives under my house!!

[weeryan2008]

That thing, with it's two front legs off, looked like Brundlefly from The Fly whenever he gets mixed with a teleporter.

[DirectorFlame]

Well, that was scary... I bet Helloween got freaked out, alot.

[CrimsonReaper85]

The whole time I was shouting "Flashing red button! Press the bloody button!" And then when you did I was like "Yes! Now shoot the freak"...But then you tried hand to creepy spider leg combat.....Yeah...But then you shot the Hell out of it and all was well! Yay! Pity they denied you dead body abuse rights. Great set.

[tobiswife]

cut off his limbs(dead space refrence)

[Ashleikka]

I do believe the man you cut down is the spider guy coming back for revenge! You cut down his web (or legs) or something :-P

[dragoffire3]

@Ashleikka If that was it legs, imange helloween fighting that thing with those huge legs.

[Bluecho4]

Like I said: that boss was complete bullshit.

[atakandatennisluva]

OMGGG--- now the only thing this game needs is ---- NINJAS D:

[Mrsnugglepants842]

Wow i think we have a new nominee for the creepiest boss of all time.

[DevineEmperorMeiji]

That is one creepy thing...