You know you're Indian when...

[IntrovertExtrovert]

Hawaii people smile and nod, even talk to, complete strangers, as well...

...

Dude this does not only apply to Indians xD!

[zairt]

proud to be an indian and not a confused version or bbcd as they call it.

[SatchmoSings]

Much better than another video entitled "You Know You're Really A Muslim;" this one stresses much more positive values, such as education.

Also, Indians generally have genuine respect and fealty for the whole idea of Republicanism.

[HarryPotterfan1213]

lmaoo at 00:42 lmaoo the lady pointing with her middle finger totally indian

[TheONJf1]

you know your video sucks when....you have more dislikes than likes.

[53cateye1]

If we all keep fighting each other, there'll be no people left. Peace.

[ButterKnifeButler]

kaurprincess363 I would prefer that any day, rather than something unsatisfactory, like you.

[KaurPrincess363]

@ButterKnifeButler GOOD

[ButterKnifeButler]

@KaurPrincess363 and if you "didn't give a fuck", then you wouldn't have responded to my message in the first place....

[ButterKnifeButler]

@KaurPrincess363 "fuck you" ? You wish you could, but I apologize, I prefer people who have knowledge above that of a 2nd grader...

[KaurPrincess363]

@ButterKnifeButler HA no wayy you can fuck yourself

[KaurPrincess363]

@ButterKnifeButler i don't give a fuck

[TheTamaraINDIA]

love indians <3

[Offended83Shadow]

I'm black/Filipino/Native American but according to this, I'm Indian too and so are all my Chinese and Jewish friends. You know how you can tell you're Indian? If you, your parents, grandparents, great grand parents are from India. Or if you're native american and around a bunch of ignorant jerks.

[coolwierdo]

lol, this isn't just indians, a lot of these apply to my family too

[EmzyBooWemzy]

I go to school with the majority of second-generation Indian immigrants in England and they are obsessed with going on about how Indian theyy are- like at least once a day someone will make a statement about what is stereotypically indian and say "I'm so Indian" and it pisses me off so bad- Do other ethnicities do this?!

[meshbis]

all of them are true when it come to some people. believe me.

[carboy101]

@EDGYGIRL93 My girlfriend is Indian and Im black and long story short... They will never like you.

[Sabab2000]

hey i am a 13 year old brown singer please comment rate and subscribe :)

[reginaj90]

kinda lame...cuz a lot of this does not apply to indians TODAY

[aidniymevoli]

@reginaj90 So true. Not all of this true but some of the points are true as well as correct things to do and we should be proud of them cuz they're good things. I hope you knows which ones.

[kooljocelyn091]

this is stupid



[missyxxxsorted]

non of these are true in my house..well maybe apart from the bucket one....but i use the shower now

[EDGYGIRL93]

I get this is funny but I have a serious question to ask

How would I get my bfs mom to like me I'm African American and he obviously is Indian I would not posting this here if he wasn't

[missyxxxsorted]

@EDGYGIRL93 not all indian families are like this yano...i'm from england but still indian...if u want her to get to like you...jus be yourself! be polite, respect the elders, friendly nice etc etc...if u wanna impress her maybe u could try talking in the indian language that they speak?

[TheShopaholicLADY]

lol @ your parents tell you not to play in the sun as you'll get dark!

[mkhabra24]

The 90% mark one is soooo fake my parents dont give a crap and same with the docter engineer thing true punjabis work in farms

[PinkPolish27]

im indian and not half of those frickin things are true

[lilmzbrownie97]

Truee $:

[massivemak]

lol im going for a bucket as opposed to a bath or shower.

[bathtubresurfacing]

not in all cases,, but its TRUE! You Know IT

[Born2Shine123]

Some True!!

[ashikadil19]

Oh god im indian and all this time i have lived a sri lankan speaking sinhalese and making 2 yearly visits to lanka. aye aye aye the irony

[SARTHAK11000]

@nhoogen1 - yes we have jobs, much better than urs... and as far as u tell of 10 men waving him off, it means we r strongly bonded to our families and can take leave just to wave him off... unlike urs who tells ur parents to fuck off...

[StikManJones]

you must be indian cos that going out in the sun is veeeeeeeeery specific.

[Nasfdssdf]

I nodded at least 50 times during this video

[crispybluu]

I've seen quite a few Indian films(Iove Sridevi and Madhuri Dixit!) so the head shaking thing was so funny to me!!!

(black folks generally do that 'stranger nod' too, btw;)

[tomtom2088]

i gave you a thumbs down cuz used pictures...



[sim77hellokity]

this is all true

[pichoni]

Your points are good and true...there is one thing I never understood and I DO NOT DO THAT ....why our desi people(most of us) smell so bad/spices smell coming out of their jackets even when they go for work, jobs, meetings, gatherings or even functions. There are two easy cure to that, open you windows for some time while cooking, atleast we do, and when going out take a bath and have some good fragrance or perfume on your skin or clothes. I can not stand those who smell turmeric or masaly....

[bluntsinrotation]

also, have you not seen the different race videos, white asian black etc, who all make fun of their own race. have a sense of humor lol

[bluntsinrotation]

damn...have none of you who call this racism ever watched russell peters..give your heads a shake

[bhajind]

@nhoogen1 our families stick together, we dont kick out our grandparents and stick em in retirement homes....

[masterkudjo]

@bhajind Good answer, your parents bring you up and then people have the dam cheek to put them in a home. Ignore the ignorance, family that stay together is a good family. Ignore any ignorance, yes there may be some typical things people do but so what. If your not harming anyone fuck what anyone else thinks

[aliensamuraipirate]

@bhajind Most cultures don't kick their elderly to the curb like U.S. culture does--I know, I'm American (Caucasian-Hispanic to be exact). I do find it sad that American culture--especially up north--is typically detatched from the family unit. Sure, family can get on your nerves, but they're important. Sad thing is, some youth in cultures traditionally known to revere the elderly are becoming less respectful (like Japan).

[BHUDAchild]

@bhajind ABSOLUTELY!!! 100% .... INDIANS ARE PATIENT TOLERANT LOVING PEOPLE!!! .... WE DONT COME FROM A TRADITION OF GETTING DIVORCED IF WE GET BORED OR IF PPL CHANGE!!! ...

FUCK ALL U HATERS OUT THERE!!

WE R WHO WE R ... N WE R PROUD TO BE INDIANS!!

[claire99ism]

@BHUDAchild I'm white and I think Indian men are hot. Also I agree, you value what you have in our throw away society :)

[pierce6714]

@BHUDAchild

Cretin.

[BHUDAchild]

@pierce6714 ... say it ASS ' much! as u want .. probably will make ya feel better

[princezdibzz]

@BHUDAchild HELLZ YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[dentalstudent30]

@BHUDAchild

Yawn

[BHUDAchild]

@dentalstudent30 yeah thats wat ur gud at ...

[drakelovesmary]

lol your videos stupid, suck dick, racist mothafuckaa

[SimplicityInItself]

I forgot Indians existed o.o

[bhajind]

@SimplicityInItself so your saying out of the 6.9 billion people in the world you forgot that 1.2 billion exist?

[aadvani22]

lol pretty accurate :)

[crudhousefull]

Brown women are such shit bitches. I can't believe they go around messing with their own race. Well...women just go for status so it figures. It'll be another story when Asia's more wealthy. O well...the next couple of decades couldn't go faster

[itzbollyvoodfoo]

You guis are all lame, have a sense of humour! Most of these were true, which made it funny!! don't be such pricks lol.

[kaurgini05]

okay ...so? If we have at least one engineer or doctor in our family isnt that a good thing?? Hahaha if we own all the gas stations or subways in America it only means we are made for business. It is the truth and it definitely doesn't hurt :) As far as smelling like indian food who cares??? There are far worse things in the world to be worried about then smelling like indian food or being hairy. We are simply blessed with real hair and a rich culture :)

[MegaHIPPIE3]

this is all true...Truth hurts dont it!!



[MrChannel5news]

so stereotypical.....bunch of racist assholes..

[5eurocups2005]

Take this video down

[XXsunnyproductionsXX]

half this shit aint tru, but, YOU KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING BROWN WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR. (i aint racist, im brown myself)

[johhnnyrtrtrt]

indians are white people. we are white. if anyone protests or diagree, they are either mentallly sick or should be shot im afraid to say. i am white from south india and i am having a baby right now with a white woman in USA for beautiful light skin babies. india is a white country jealous mutha fuckers. look at my profile pic i am white, dont believe me? ask your mother or any doctor or scientist they will tell you!

[mrbighit50]

@johhnnyrtrtrt kinda like how south africa is filled with white people

[midnitestarz9207]

@johhnnyrtrtrt why does it matter?

[johhnnyrtrtrt]

@midnitestarz9207 because everyone needs to know that us indians are white people. i am white and it matters because skin color matters. white means higher class,better social position,social status,more money,more and better sex. more friends,more parties, more social life, no racism, no outcast/racism/misfits/or stereotypes/no judgements. more acceptance, i am a white guy from south india, working on Ph.d here in America. i am happy to be united with more white people, we can save our race

[imaweirdo08]

@johhnnyrtrtrt i went to look at your profile pic and you are dark af !!

and this whole thing about if you're white you get a better life? Bullshit! you got fucken problems you wannabe white dude. why cant you just accept the fact that you're indian and NOT white. stop trying to be something you'll never be. and even if you were white it doesnt mean you're automatically going to get a better life. You're working on getting a PhD? hard to believe someone as ignorant as you could get one.

[tvrules678]

who the fuck this this, this person is so racist .

[TheMinnoosh]

My parents give me crap for getting anything less than an A. I'm Egyptian.

[1989ashok]

it's disappointing but its true

[MrGroovy888]

Welcome to 7-11

[aleashamiller10]

your not indian your pakistani. EEDIAT.

[AdiViv95]

This is so.fucking.true. btw, I want that chick on the phone.

[GlamorousChic4ever]

im HALF indian and let me tell you...all the stuff they said is TRUE!i feel so dumb

[negarogue]

this stuff is soooo true LOL

[schennsational88]

Bs....not true

[SashaFierce471]

Same with Pakistanis

[sazza170596]

@SashaFierce471 my family is pakistanis but in my family there is not one doctor or engineer.

[SashaFierce471]

@sazza17059??????

[sazza170596]

@SashaFierce471 i said this becoz in the video it says u kno ure an indain wen someone from ure family is a doctor of engineer and other people are comenting "same with pakistanis" and i just wnted to tell u my point of veiw.

[SashaFierce471]

@sazza170596 ok i understand.

[nosupa]

@sazza170596 wait what? Pakistanis are Indians? Since when?

[Bhaisir]

@nosupa technically yea, before the partition of pakistan.....everybody was under british india....everybody are the same freakin people but most pakistanis & indians dont like each other ....indians dont like to be called pakistanis.....and pakistanis dont like to be called indians :D....that's how close & loving we are :P lol

[nosupa]

@Bhaisir haha okay thnx

[sazza170596]

@nosupa no it's just that when i read some of these comments it's like "same with pakistanis" but it's not and that was what i as trying to say

[blinkme478]

OMG you're just like Italians

[KittyNinjaMew96]

dumb ppl wit no lives calm it down get a life how bout if i care ill ask till den quit tryin 2 b funny

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

lol in that case im half indian XD specialy the phone thing my mom talks so loud on the phone like she has to talk loud enought to gap te distance

[please4ckmy9]

id hate my life if i were indian. thank the LOORD

[dmesz311]

When you own more than 1 dunkin donuts, or 711

[qausar786]

fuck u all racist bitches!

[whatrudoin100]

All of that applies -__-

[anerizflyy]

This is so fucking true!

[88bluebirds]

u know youir indian when u cant fight for shit. and u stink of curry

[cezjezz]

0:44 Holy shit! bitch flipped me off!!!

[deepmaster5]

lol you know ur indian when you call grades marks

[abelign1991]

Legit all of these are true. Except the smelling like Indian food thing, I just close my closet when the curry gets cookin'. You should add, you know you're Indian when the shows your parents watch on TV ALWAYS include a woman crying in a very annoying, high-pitched fashion

[shennai]

So funny and true. I can relate to it all.

[hashimgas]

you Definitely know your Indian if your Hairy as fuck!! All Over

[iTuttefruit]

this is the same for araaaabs xD

[bonecrusherfromla]

God ! My Gf is so not Indian ! she has only 2 out of all of these !!!!! 1. The doctor engineer part 2. the smiling at other indians part ! :P

[sah160289]

All is fuckin shit

[sweetsam73]

dude....no offence, but you are so racist!!!!

[tyson8k]

you know ur indian when ur grandpa has a turban

[harpreet951]

this is fuckin shit u know after all these things Indian parents Care for their kids even after 18 they do't ask for rent from their kids and the indian kids take care of their parents in their old age they not putt them(parents) in old ages house. i think this is not in ur culture u fuykin asshole

[abelign1991]

@harpreet951 Dude relax. I'm Indian and I agree with everything you just said, like the parents paying for tuition fees, taking care of you no matter what, and the younger ones taking care of the elderly and never sending them to old age homes. But this video is just about funny stereotypes which you gotta admit are true! I matched up with a bunch of these lmao. So don't worry, it's all just a joke, we all love being Indian and are very proud of it!

[MissNussiXD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[POTCluvah]

All true lol

[frankliu532]

@POTCluvah im indian and none of those were true. except for the engineer and doctor...but that good be any family this is just stereotypes...everyone and every family is different.

[kniits71580]

Everything's true...but only some are funny...some are things which should not be made a thing for fun!! Thats why its 50-50 in the like-dislike!!!!!!!

[TheTapiocaPearl]

lmao 123 dislikes, 123 likes.

[stickslayer402]

@TheTapiocaPearl  its 126 dislikes and 126 likes bruh

[TheTapiocaPearl]

@stickslayer402 well it changes daily :P

[MultiCutielove]

@TheTapiocaPearl 132 likes-132 dislikes

[tuneslover18]

Yea, they all are true but all of them has some very good reasons ans impact. Except "your mom compare u with her friends' kid"

[sskhaira]

Not one of those are true. What a load of crap

[MelossakaEkkinox]

You know when you are Indian when almost 50% of them disslike the video, assuming it is not true.

[djas95]

Very nice video, all is truth

[theutubeviewers]

Hi, a lot of these are true for other Asians as well.

[rogeredtabbit]

This is all taken as the gist of most skits from shows like goodness gracious me, only it isnt funny because the context is missing. Sorry, but this sucks big time.

[Detriment46]

was this supposed to be funny?

[TR215]

you know your indian when you smell like spice 1 mile away

[AnkokuEvangeline]

You know you're Indian when you're Indian. Mostly.

[Acecracker7]

you know when you are indian when mens hav alot of hair on their legs and thighs

[Mystery6Anime]

you know your indian when you use the word "marks" instead of "grades"

[XDcandigurl]

yeah most of those happen to me except im not indian but my parents are from a country near india

[mintdragon123]

pfft so true XD especially the sun part.... X3

[missjazzychocolate]

@yash55281 yeah....chill, its like 5 months since i posted this comment. i watched this over again, and i can kinda see that some of them are true....but not the grade thing tho......anyway, i am indian, but i was born in norway...

[krayzeejojo]

Don't forget "..When you think telling an Indian girl that your also Indian counts a pick-up line"

[theseventhson95]

I LIKE INDIAN CHICKS GODAMMIT 

[missAyesha101]

Im not indian, infact im bengali and all these things happen to me :)

[Singh596PS3]

You know when you are Indian when you skin is brown.

[MegaKrishan123]

@Singh596PS3 Not all indians have brown skin! There are Indo-Aryans (Punjabis, Kashmiris, Sindhis, etc), there skin ranges from white to yellow. There are Ladakhs, and other East Indians with yellow skin and slanted eyes. There are white Kalash and Nuristanis. There are dark skinned blacks in many parts of the south (Tamil, Goa, Malayala, etc.).

[bonecrusherfromla]

@Singh596PS3 Not necessarily ! there are brown mexicans , pakistanis , Samoans too ! ya know ?

[StarCrash91]

@Singh596PS3 i heard mexicans are brown not indians, if any they are grey and asians yellow whites DUH White and blacks BLAck.

[adriana6850]

@Singh596PS3 Not all indian has a brown skin colour . I have a friend with brown skin , but he's not anywhere near indian . neither is he tan .

[rakib567]

@Singh596PS3 i am bladeshi ethinicity and i am white/yellow

[JesusIsMyFather4ever]

most of these applies to arabs aswell lol

[cuppycakkess]

haha im indian and most of my family members are doctors and my grandparents always nod at random strangers!

[peoplepopular]

All that might be true,but just for the up-loader and not for any of us indians.

[bassuwal]

i am Indian born oz and not a single shit happen, and i think that all piss happen in video maker family and the bitch is taking all capes rage on you tube

[Multisani00]

Haha xD

[saagandroti]

You know your and indian girl when you have carpet of fur on your lower back.

[Adiamondzz11]

@saagandroti LOOL ur good!

[missjazzychocolate]

@saagandroti hahahhahahahahaahha

[akashjot]

wth

[smartchickable]

The airport one is so true.

[westcoastgurly]

@smartchickable yea so is the one about talking loud... everytime my family talks people think they r fighting... lol...

[TheWayshowerTube]

@smartchickable Yeah really evil.

[0oAfshanao0]

I'm not Indian. I'm a born Canadian with parents from Bangladesh and practically all of these things have happened to me/my family. Except for the head nodding and the bucket. LOL I felt like this video was MADE for me. xDDD