Chaser's War on Everything - Where the Bloody Hell Are You?

[Youretalkin2kevin]

I instantly knew the girl at 0:48 was a compatriot of mine.

just no fucking humour around here in germany.

[gibson4lyf]

the chaser is what outlines australian humour. they take it to the extreme and further. god bless them :)

[Scyeth]

No fucks?

'And not a single fuck was given that day'

[lastminuteresistance]

haha, those tourists were all good sports!

[hurlz101]

chasers rule

[MasterNinjaKitty]

The German doesn't get the joke, oh lol.

[agentkiller94]

"No fucks?"

[Shockwave474]

Oo, I want more slogans like that out there. All that nice, pleasant bullshit going around is just so fucking boring.

[brono25]

...not for Germans. SNAP lol

[Kevinduddo]

Fuck Australia's Fucking Great So why the Fuck aren't you here motherfucker

[tashigifan]

I'd visit a country with any of those slogans!

[SuperBassist96]

view this beautiful landscape ... you ass hole ???

[wouldbeawesome]

Australia: why u fucken cunts no visit?

[HaideryJatt]

You arse-hole hamnn? xD

[lowrideragent]

this guy cant eva keep a straight face.

[pinball281]

that old couple were well safe

[lauralie004]

lol the Germans, so polite :)

[elliotfmx]

the old guy sounds like shrek

[crocodile2006]

3 fucks?

No

2 Fucks?

No

Alright 1 Fuck?

No

No fucks?!

[NextGenRev]

well atleast the irish guys got it lol

[WindowsGuru84]

Not enough fucks

[inexplicable92]

...oh Australia haha

[Narmocu]

"Too many fucks."

[LadidaChicken]

"You can't say fuck fuck mother fucking mother mother fucker shit"

[WorldSacred]

*German accent*: I dunno. I think this skit is for laughing people.

[1VioletCrumble1]

Australia- it's free of fuck-wits. No it's not!

[blazertaser]

I come to watch a funny video from the chasers, and yet all you tools are argueing as per usual in the comments below, all i have to say to you guys is:

"If your not from Australia, Fuck off cunt"

[NeonGenesisPlatinum]

@blazertaser Hahahaha.

[StewieGriffin44]

Okay... View this beautiful landscape, you... Asshole?

[Jensoncorpuz]

Love the ending she's pretty cute

[SuperTennis3]

That Fucking German girl is Fucking hot, so where the Fuck is she?

[tyresmoke]

Fuck she's filling up the german stereotype of being tightly wound

[Expirien]

I hate our tv filled with a bunch of crappy shows a little joke turns into a bigdeal becouse people have nothing better to do after chasers nothing ever worth waching has been on

[jhardyrules13]

0:48 it's dopey fucks like this bitch who doesn't know the meaning of comedy which makes me want to close our boarders so only pure aussies are left in our great country

[yandiggles]

@jhardyrules13

and it's nationalists retards like you that also make our country look bad. are you indigenous? if not, then i guess you're not pure australian. moron.

[jhardyrules13]

@yandiggles Mate, i am pure "Australian" Australia was the name white gave it so yes i am Purebread Australian, cunt.

[TheDizeazedKiller]

@jhardyrules13 With enough people like you hanging around i'm sure no one would want to visit Australia.

Some people don't like this brand of comedy and they aren't all foreigners. We have our own share of people who can't take a joke. If you watch the show a lot you can see this easily.

[jhardyrules13]

@TheDizeazedKiller If they don't like this brand of comedy then they can GIT OUT.

[TheDizeazedKiller]

@jhardyrules13 And by the same reasoning if people act like close minded dickheads they can get buried in shit to burn along with the pile, as it floats into international waters.

Hmm.. seems to me you match the description. Your bad luck i guess, sorry :)

[jhardyrules13]

@TheDizeazedKiller I don't know what the fuck your talking about cunt.....

[TheDizeazedKiller]

@jhardyrules13 i'll say it simply for your childlike mind. Your a close minded self servicing whore that probably sniffs paint on weekends with his cuz, going outside only to insult people who actually work for a living instead of living off centrlink YOU FUCK ^.^

If anyone looks down on Australians, its because of you you dirty unwashed faggot.

[jhardyrules13]

@TheDizeazedKiller U MAD BRO? haha get your facts right cunt, i work at Clive Peeters, (electrical retail) and play 18's football. Stop being a tough cunt behind ya keyboard and actually do something about me, bitch.

[TheDizeazedKiller]

@jhardyrules13 No, not mad at all. Thats why i added the ^.^ to make my comment seem a little more upbeat.

And stop acting so tough yourself. This is an old story. Witty cynic verbally abuses some jackoff. jackoff thinks hes a tuff cunt and tells the witty one to stop "hiding" behind his keyboard and do something about it, when he knows well enough that the two of them live far apart and he's safe behind several hundred kilometres.

[jhardyrules13]

@TheDizeazedKiller I live in Bendigo, come at me cunt.

[TheDizeazedKiller]

@jhardyrules13 Dont know where that is

cbf wasting the fuel

Are you really so thick-headed that you can't solve your problems with a bit of verbal sparring instead of going straight to the GRAARRR smash?

Take some criticism like a man and not a whiny little bitch.

[jhardyrules13]

@TheDizeazedKiller WTF are you talking about cunt?

[StewieGriffin44]

@jhardyrules13 I believe he's saying you can solve your problems with words, like a civilized person, instead of with fists, like some rampaging gorilla.

[jhardyrules13]

God foreigners are fucking pussys

[georgia00ful]

i love the english guy whose like" yeahhh keep one (fuck)"

LOL

[ros000234]

dickheads are normall word here

oh hi dickhead lol

[sims2freak0202]

1:11 I can't believe they said they prefer no fucks to three in a row :P

[skaife2]

Dear Sir, Fuck Australia's Fucking Great.... LOL

[lukegortonislegend]

0:35 , Being a brit, I do love that :L

[Charity22296]

Craig Reucassel is a genius!

[youursmileeetumblr]

Australia's shit hot so get your dickhead arse the fuck down here,

That would bring Australia heaps of tourists :D

[TheSzlaszdot]

Germans have no sense of humor, proven again.

At least they're cute :)

[sjt783]

yeah i will give you 1 fuck. LMAO!!! View this beautiful landscape you arsehole.

[crocfme]

A Scandanavian tourist complaining about too many fucks. LOL!

[MikkieSaysPeace]

I love the old english people. xD

[kazwasaki]

legends

[Quarker99]

lmfao, the way the german chick took this so seriously... makes me wanna rofl...

[lachlan407]

"Australia, it's free of fuckwits"

fucken hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[burningambition254]

LOL...you should've made him the tourism minister...

[Wrxboy10]

"australia its free of fuckwits" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lastplacewin]

The old english guy loves the 'don't be a prick, visit australia'

[rANDOM1NATiON]

3 fuks, 2 fuks, 1 fuk, NO FUKS HAHAHAHA ROFL

[ThanatosofDeath]

Dear Sir,

Fuck Australia's fucking great, so why the fuck aren't you here, motherfucker?

[Balthic]

The German girl is hot.

[Quarker99]

@Balthic Low standards!!!!

[d4v1db15h0p]

"Australia's shit hot, so get your dickhead arse the FUCK down here." Gold.

[TheAwesomestAmber]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

[ZezimaIsANoob109]

3 fucks? 2 fucks? 1 fuck? no fucks?

[cheeco8]

Dear sir #$%^&^%# hahaha

[tdenterprise]

THAT GIRL AT THE END WAS FUCKEN CUTE

[Koldhart1]

I like how the last german girl at the end was looking at craig like "your psycho" haha

[lexyp95]

"Dear sir, fuck Australia's fucking great..."

[bangshebang]

"Maybe the British would like that." XDDDDD

[dalekdalekdalek]

@bangshebang We sure would!! lol

[mrmootheirrev]

get your dickhead arse the fuck down here

[resistanceunion]

I would dig that commercial.

[gusthelesswise]

I love how some people just cant understand Australian humor. It's great.

[nagpoll]

@gusthelesswise Its a piece of shit

[gusthelesswise]

My point exactly... Thank you

[vijanatrix]

ok view this beautiful landscape....you asshole?

[shinogoku]

i like the german girl

[kristina2411]

haha 1:12 to 1:18 is hilarious, funny how the guys say unison ''no fucks'' lulz! :D

[Zeamus634]

We the British would like that. lol

[83Karma]

I think he said "Maybe the brittish would like that" :)

[blakesquakers]

haha definitely!

[DimSimToughBitch]

How about Dear Sir fuck Australia's fucking great so why the fuck aren't you here mother fucker?

[DimSimToughBitch]

lol at the funny old guy

"yeah one fuck's fine."

[HaHaStuPadasso]

Germans have no sense of humor

[megafeltch]

i'm german and i find this incredibly funny

[andie221]

Craig - straight faced whilst swearing so blatantly lol

Like' What wrong? The picture's wrong?" "No, the shit."lol

[lobbiester]

You can so hear that danish accent from that woman.. haha makes me laugh :) but i'd still go with that slogan tho (im danish myself)..

[lavender8881]

were r the guys from??

[Johnny800s]

more civilised,

dear sir

fuck australia's fucking great so why the fuck aren't you here mother fucker? hahahaha classic

[tseuc]

view this beautiful landscape....you asshole

[pirate2468]

"If you want to catch some visitors you can't just say fuck fucking motherfucker fuck shit" hahaha she's adorable

[Doomedlight]

Australia Fucking Shit on Other Fucking Countrys so Why The Fuck Aren't You Fucking Here?

[Orbit915]

lmao fuckin hilarious

[TheAENinja]

Fuck, Australia's fucking great so why the fuck aren't you here fucking motherfucker?

[Fragenzeichenplatte]

personally, I think it needs more "fuck"

[sarahshompt]

LOL!

[getayamaha]

THATS AWESOME

[allseeingeye93]

haha, they should use those slogans; It'd make me want to go :P

[Winders8]

australia's shit hot, so get your dickhead arse the fuck down here

[r09u3n1nja]

that's fuckin GOLD!!!!

[rocknrollfishy]

FUCK I LOVE AUSTRALIA!!!!! hows that ??? WOOHOOO go the Chasers!!!!!!

[uchihaenzo]

LMAO @ view this beautiful landscape you asshole!!!!!!!!!!

BUHAHAHAHHA =*)

[dudesta69]

hahahahhaahhaha VIVA LA CHASER!!!

U MAKE ME PROUD 2 BE AUSSIE!!!

[boxa1500]

He should've rooted those 2 blond sheilas

[Knurlanheim]

I see you've found the bandwagon alright then.

[joshiscool555]

go the doggys

[hardcorers]

"maybe its for humor or for laughing people, but not for, not for..."

"not for Germans?"

[fedorowiczr]

"Australia's shit hot, so get your dickhead arse the fuck down here." i pissed myself laughing the first time hearing that.

Also, the two dudes saying "no fucks" in sync was funny.

That german chick who didnt quite like the swearing though was hot. =)

[cardiffguy85]

get the fuck over here but if your a muslim FUCK OFF lol sound appealing ? lol

[qsergyuko]

lol you rock mate hahaha lol

[Deinonychosauria]

"View this beautiful landscape... you arsehole? No? View this fucking beautiful landscape?"

Hahaha, gold.

[Darusdei]

those kinda adds would get me to anywhere :D

[Tryfing94]

fucking sweet lol bloody proud to be australian!

[NikodemusNikodemus]

1:34 They are german :-)

[Donksond]

Thank god you told me

[NikodemusNikodemus]

just putting it out there... and you are welcome :-)

[aidanstaff69]

thats fucking gold

[AIDOZ]

LOL

Fuck Australia's fucking great.

So why the fuck aren't you here mother fucker?

[NdiabloL]

darthspeaks (3 weken geleden) Toon Verbergen +1 Gemarkeerd als spam Antwoorden | Spam The blond German girl = hotness!

shes dutch you mongol

[Hornyfaggetmunchers]

I LOVE AUSTRALIA

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[cardiffguy85]

FUCKIN OI OI OI lol

[asaratkhandr]

lol, the old man is funny

[Calderoh]

lol, i love the old guy... too funny

[darthspeaks]

The blond German girl = hotness!

[ArmyAvengencePball]

the german girl=no sense of humor lol

[Demoist]

she sounds russian

[ArmyAvengencePball]

they say shes German. listen closely when they are interviewing her.

also, ive been to Germany, and most people who spoke english had the same accent as her. lol

[Minority93amy]

nope. she's german. my family is german, i know the accent too well hah :/

[CRAzYadenXOXO]

rofl

[EllieBellyNet]

Ah ha ha, I love it

[RedGrunt117]

There's no such thing as too many fucks.

[brucewestmk2]

That blonde was hilarious! Swearing like a sailor on tv!

[ShiftTW]

It's true, Australia is free of fuckwits ^_^

[minion6500]

fuck, Australia is fucking great, so why the fuck arent you here mother fucka. that sign would make me want to go to Australia

[mike23984]

I would go to a country with that slogan!

[BELTED007]

Oh for fuck's sake of course we are the most fucking brilliant country in world!

Fucking great video Dickhead!

[topaz38]

1:32

omg BELTED007!! It was a fukingoodfuckinchannelafterall and now I fuckinfeellikethefukindickhead­withoutthefuks!

shesh! when will I learn!??

lmmfaooooooooo

[BELTED007]

LOL ya mad bastard yank topaz38!

Love ya Fuckin guts mate! :P

[baarceeloonaa10]

australia its shit hot, so get your dick-head arse the fuck down here. haha

[Alex65443]

Lol, i like the old dude around 1:18 " Yea, one f*ck is alright"!

[madpaintbalerx]

Don't be a prick, visit Australia.

[vjfern]

wot does fucknits mean?

[Jessabee9]

Its actually fuckwits, and it means idiots :o)

[JittoraAAHh]

NO FUCKS?

[cowinator44]

australia, it shits over everywhere else

[webnothing]

hahaha Australia is such a sweet place. I actually have a friend i call dickhead as a nickname.. lol

[EeEeEeRox]

lol the chaser is so funny

[absolutstunner]

aaw fuck i love this country!

[serandakate]

I love this!!!

[8heartbreaktown8]

full of f*ckwits is it?

[dompoodle]

lol had to laugh german chick, she doesnt relise its a joke

[123market456]

Hahahaha the German girl was funny. She was taking it seriously... hahaha

She was cute too :).

[guitarsrule2008]

"how are u going dickhead"

[threecheersforemily]

lmao i thoughthe was gonna wave to the bloke walking past. "hey dickhead!"

[BluAndWhiteArmy]

hahah that would be so funny

"OI DICKHEAD"

"oh hey dickhead"

[mikeyb873]

"Australia is shit hot, so get your dickhead arse the fuck over here"

hahahaaa

[wilson0712]

0:56... so funny...

[m8fright]

NO FUCKS?!?

[CaRiZmAh07]

HEY DICKHEAD! hahahahahhaa!

[ninaiswow]

Hahahaha!

Oh man, I LOVE the Chasers!

[brentxnew]

Check the blonde German chick thinking that this guy is serious! Hahaha, she's right when she says "maybe for laughing people but not for germans".. Shit I've fucking been in this fucking place too long.. I miss Aussie humour!

[missphoenix89]

Australia's shit hot, so get your dickhead arse the fuck down here.... hahahaha I love it how it's so crass but Craig says it with such well rounded and polite speech.

[ekzavier]

and he does it with a completely straight face.

[jaivenmsn]

maybe for laughing people but not for germans. HAHAHA.

[mezzalees]

nice vid ;)

[Ridethemonster]

wow the chick w/ the puma shirt is HOT