I'll tell you what Canada needs, a Stanley Cup winning team and a seventh Canadian NHL team. We'll take back the Phoenix Coyotes if you don't mind. Does anyone in Phoenix mind if we take back the Coyotes, or should I say the Jets?
@jonno2019 sorry, dont blame americans for my stupidity, but what is SUBSIDISED health care ? I live in USA but I'm not american and the health care here is a nightmare, the worse in the world, like many other things in USA.
Oh, guess what, I managed to find it! Thank the lord for t.v. guides! I searched under talk shows, and it turns out we get all the shows. Letterman, Conan, and yes, even Craig. I only managed to stay up till one though. I didn't want to hear anything but his monologue, so I turned off the t.v. when it was time for the interviews. xD
If I knew Craig, I would make an effort to hang with him every single day. If laughter makes your life longer, this guy might as well be the fountain of youth.
lol, but my cat remembers the stuff i teach her, and she knows where i keep her toys, and she goes there and keeps calling me so i can get them for her
Craig Ferguson is the most hilarious guy I've ever seen, I'm only sorry for one thing about him, and that is we can't see his show in Denmark. Laughable wise guy this fine chap. :o))
His accent is absolutely adorable... he doesn't need musles... not that any man really needs muscles... having enough brain matter to be so funny surpasses everything!
craig ferguson is the least-funny person to ever host a late late show, which is especially disappointing as he took over for the most-funny person to ever host a late late show. sometimes when i find myself watching craig ferguson, i punch myself in teh brain until i lapse into coma, as it is less painful and potentially more entertaining, although if you're looking for a quality coma experience, don't watch craif ferguson beforehand
I'll tell you what Canada needs, a Stanley Cup winning team and a seventh Canadian NHL team. We'll take back the Phoenix Coyotes if you don't mind. Does anyone in Phoenix mind if we take back the Coyotes, or should I say the Jets?
bluebear1985 10 months ago
Canada's so lucky :(
skylermiller29 1 year ago
2:35 is great
FudForLife 1 year ago
fucking Canada....
seventhhean 1 year ago
the perfect storm HAHA!
myxdarlingxlove 1 year ago 3
what else does Canada need Craig?
WE NEED YOUUU!!!!
come back to Toronto <3
IxnayOnT3hHombre 1 year ago 3
We get the most Golds in Winter Games History.
blasphemousjello 2 years ago
fuck subsidised health care...we want you here in vancouver craig!!!
jonno2019 2 years ago
@jonno2019 sorry, dont blame americans for my stupidity, but what is SUBSIDISED health care ? I live in USA but I'm not american and the health care here is a nightmare, the worse in the world, like many other things in USA.
ionutxxdan 1 year ago
How come he got always such great opening monologs and similars shows got just regular stuff ?
fredmontier2006 2 years ago
the perfect storm......hahahaha
shotgunshawzy 2 years ago 7
looolll batman to free willy!!! hahaha that made my day..
CMLPaddY 2 years ago 7
LoL. We Canadians don't have everything. We don't have you Craig. And I think that's worse than not having subsidized health. =P
P.S. Do we have his show? I'm having to watch him on youtube, because I don't think we have CBS over in Toronto.
tw1hart 2 years ago 11
I think so. People have e-mailed Craig from Canada before. I'm not positive though
darkokami67663 2 years ago
Oh, guess what, I managed to find it! Thank the lord for t.v. guides! I searched under talk shows, and it turns out we get all the shows. Letterman, Conan, and yes, even Craig. I only managed to stay up till one though. I didn't want to hear anything but his monologue, so I turned off the t.v. when it was time for the interviews. xD
tw1hart 2 years ago
Yes we do have him in Canada, on your local Global station at 1:37am
defleppchick1983 2 years ago
at least you Canadians have Colin Mochrie.
Ginspore820 2 years ago 6
@Ginspore820 touche !! a funny man indeed.
radinkaj 1 year ago
...you know who else prefers men with muscles.... hahahaha
Itsthebillshow 2 years ago
If I knew Craig, I would make an effort to hang with him every single day. If laughter makes your life longer, this guy might as well be the fountain of youth.
goosebagman 2 years ago 103
lol, but my cat remembers the stuff i teach her, and she knows where i keep her toys, and she goes there and keeps calling me so i can get them for her
nanatzu 2 years ago 4
well if you actually read or glanced at the article it actually said certain kinds of information
4thekiller 2 years ago
Craig Ferguson is the most hilarious guy I've ever seen, I'm only sorry for one thing about him, and that is we can't see his show in Denmark. Laughable wise guy this fine chap. :o))
TalKingDk 2 years ago 2
His accent is absolutely adorable... he doesn't need musles... not that any man really needs muscles... having enough brain matter to be so funny surpasses everything!
LouisasPlace 2 years ago 6
Funny is sexy!
TeamMarcusGarvey 2 years ago 3
Canada is AWESOME!
Val Kilmer, you went from Batman to Free Willy...HAHAHA!
hollywoodforever17 2 years ago 13
What the Hell else do you need Canada!?!?
AllJackedUp08 2 years ago 7
ouch...i had a crush on val in the saint
sabuinthahouse 3 years ago
he's the perfect combinition of british and american sense of humour. i love him
LadyOhEvans 3 years ago 15
haha hes scottish.
zyesa 3 years ago 3
oh yeah, and the best accent in the world :D
LadyOhEvans 3 years ago 4
i agree totally! if i knew him, i would give him a hug every day just for having that accent... that and hes so damn funny XD
Greenwolfdragon 2 years ago 19
and scotland is in Britain
kophamel 2 years ago 5
Those headlines were hilarious!! :D
Ppl really are stupid
paperitahra 3 years ago 2
well now that you mention it Craig, we Canadians also need... you! Forsake the American citizenship and move north ;-)
disturbedbluedragon 3 years ago 11
I agree!!!
angelalandry 3 years ago 3
mr tibbles can you remember when i took you to the grand canyon
lmao!/!
tizRYANblud 3 years ago 6
rofl perfect storm
spamthewow 3 years ago 11
lol cats really cant remember
swatF18 3 years ago 2
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His adlibs are getting worse and worse.
Rayzor369 4 years ago
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First comment! CRAIG ROCKS! HE IS HILARIOUS!
SportyMusician 4 years ago 95
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lol first comment! lol Craig Is hilarious!!
SportyMusician 4 years ago
Yeeey :D
Liusila 4 years ago 29
awesome
UnnaturalFlaw 4 years ago 49
Free Willy ... he.
moviegoof 4 years ago 30
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craig ferguson is the least-funny person to ever host a late late show, which is especially disappointing as he took over for the most-funny person to ever host a late late show. sometimes when i find myself watching craig ferguson, i punch myself in teh brain until i lapse into coma, as it is less painful and potentially more entertaining, although if you're looking for a quality coma experience, don't watch craif ferguson beforehand
oppositronic 4 years ago
Craig and his love for Vampires.....
zboy123 4 years ago 37
Im not really that big into this guy, but i think this is actually one of his better monolouges
stupermun 4 years ago 14
Vampire bats!
maximilian111 4 years ago 19
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1st to comment yeah! hahaha fcukin hilarious, vampire cows, the perfect storm. craig
DaOriginalHamdinho 4 years ago
Women really prefer Scottish cuties that love blue like Craig :) He always makes me bust out laughing!
smdymond 4 years ago 7
oh craig you rock!
longlivejasam 4 years ago
Yah!!!!! Boobies!
iSpider25 4 years ago
Hah that show is awesome
A1T2C4 4 years ago
awesome show
crazylegs225 4 years ago
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crazylegs225 4 years ago
I don't feel so bad now, seeing Val Kilmer...
greatbroad 4 years ago
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craig, canada doesn't get everything!!..
TORONTO990 4 years ago
first comment! teehee :O)
roldiegoldie 4 years ago 2