People who rape cereal really get my goat, and believe you me, the goat is none too pleased with them either... usually. If it were up to me, I'd hang the lot of them! In my opinion, there's no lower form of life on earth - with the possible exception of whatever it is that currently resides in my bathtub - than a rampant breakfast food ravisher, especially the sort who refuses to put the box of Cheerios back in the cupboard when he's finished... self-absorbed swine!
Your friend shuffled away because he saw he was wasting his breath talking to someone totally apathetic.
If you're lucky enough to be able to go to college and get a decent paying job without depending on enlisting in the military to be able to afford college, then maybe your personal life won't seem to be changed much by elections.
But for people in the military it can make the difference between life and death. Yes many families have been destroyed by the last two presidential elections.
you are absolutely right michaelpyro, don't vote. Though those of us who actually do care, and are going to our respective state conventions will continue to protect your right to make seriously uninformed decisions, such as consuming the contents on your nightstand then sitting in front of your webcam. I agree, if you don't believe in anything, don't vote just to say you picked the winning candidate. For those of you still willing to fight for the r3VOLution thank you for working so hard.
okay, so "they" see you doing something wrong, how would you want to be told? receive a letter w/brochure, a phone call, rocks tossed at your window????
I think I want a text message with helpful tips. Like "Move your pelvis two inches to the left." I would then read that and go, "Alright, thank you CIA, glad to see my tax dollars are being put to good use." I would then correct and proceed, hopefully having corrected the blatent error of my sexual practices. ^_^ lol.
great video :) ... i totally agree with everything you said ... stupid people and people who dont care enough to have an actual opinion about politics shouldnt be encouraged to vote ... and if i was doing it wrong i would want someone to let me know too lol .... love the title by way lol
hmmm im liken the background ahha
dance12333 2 years ago
lol a bong in the backround
RileyTigabeast96 2 years ago
Hahaha thiss shitt is fuckin funny.....
But da bong n da Grey Goose n da Yueger sittin in da background is even fuckin funnier haha...........
idance552 2 years ago
dude u have fucking vodka and a bong in the background
dimpotal 3 years ago
Omg he sounds like Ross of of friends lol. kinda looks like him too. ;)
BellyRubProductions 3 years ago
People who rape cereal really get my goat, and believe you me, the goat is none too pleased with them either... usually. If it were up to me, I'd hang the lot of them! In my opinion, there's no lower form of life on earth - with the possible exception of whatever it is that currently resides in my bathtub - than a rampant breakfast food ravisher, especially the sort who refuses to put the box of Cheerios back in the cupboard when he's finished... self-absorbed swine!
DarcPrynce 3 years ago
Your friend shuffled away because he saw he was wasting his breath talking to someone totally apathetic.
If you're lucky enough to be able to go to college and get a decent paying job without depending on enlisting in the military to be able to afford college, then maybe your personal life won't seem to be changed much by elections.
But for people in the military it can make the difference between life and death. Yes many families have been destroyed by the last two presidential elections.
MagiMysteryTour 3 years ago
Go cougs.
MySockPuppetAccount 3 years ago
Interesting!
jweinrub 3 years ago
Funny as hell!
Zx3p0 3 years ago
Kanye is drunk on absolut and his niggerface is grinning
chromium77 3 years ago
LOL! CEREAL RAPIST! =P
kukutz93 3 years ago
this is too misleading ok it's spelled C-E-R-E-A-L
and probably the mistake is using craigslist? idunno man
chrissphinx 3 years ago
lmao
PeicyP 3 years ago
he reminds me of the family guy series.
EVM3point0 3 years ago
yes, yes.
Wacko+
wisjoh 3 years ago
u could almost be a double for the guy from "no country for old men"
irkdizzle 3 years ago
omg i was thinking exactly that! and he kinda sounds like him as well...
greasemunky326 3 years ago
dude i was just thinking where the fuck have i seen him before, and i think your correct. he might be that dude O.o
maxim2266 3 years ago
lol a bong and 4 vodka bottles in the back ground lol
FearStrudlePastry 3 years ago
dont forget the jeigermaster!
Yay47 3 years ago
kind of lol
nknight134 3 years ago
lol! maybe somthing with a hi fiber content.
Camoammo93 3 years ago
Michael, you make THE BEST videos.... you never cease to amaze
AkeshaStratton 3 years ago
LOOOOOVED IT! Hilarious with great jokes. :D
PS115uptownmanhattan 3 years ago
Gee... Dude you are old enough to go to college, but still your lunch money is taking from you from Junior High Kids
kelmain22 3 years ago
I don't understand what you are trying to type.
michaelpyro 3 years ago
Rofl :D
loved it <3
xx
canistrokeyourdog 3 years ago
Kellogg's WHAT!!!!!.....lmao you are hillarious
bsgdime123 3 years ago
Exactly what I was going to say
Ahebrew 3 years ago
soo funny
sgtsnakeeyes11 3 years ago
a bong and jager, way to go friendo
billyblackattacks 3 years ago 2
you sound like a lot of fun at parties
michaelpyro 3 years ago
you are absolutely right michaelpyro, don't vote. Though those of us who actually do care, and are going to our respective state conventions will continue to protect your right to make seriously uninformed decisions, such as consuming the contents on your nightstand then sitting in front of your webcam. I agree, if you don't believe in anything, don't vote just to say you picked the winning candidate. For those of you still willing to fight for the r3VOLution thank you for working so hard.
aimeerp2008 3 years ago 2
damn!!! aimeerp2008 well put
mainestream16 3 years ago
Politics is extremely important. If no one pays attention to it then those crooked politicians get to do whatever they want at our expense.
Rhein222 3 years ago
I see ur bong in the background.
constert111 3 years ago 2
hahaha
777Vanessa777 3 years ago
Lol! I hope that bottle of Yager in the background there is empty, if not you need to harden up stop talking on youtube and keep drinking!
XAnarchy178 3 years ago
way to spell jeiger
egnog 3 years ago
jager
XSticksXnXStonesX 3 years ago
Run for senate purely on the campaign of legalizing pot and lowering the drinking age. Make your own politics.
thecrwth 3 years ago
check the bong haha
BigmackZach 3 years ago
dude you're awesome
ohemgeeitsshannon 3 years ago
lol wat a night stand bro vodka and a bong!
grafix15 3 years ago
lets not forget the jager!
SuperDesi89 3 years ago
First thing I noticed hahaha it's the one thing that's in 99% of my videos.
punchedtoast 3 years ago
fiber one
or good friends
cerial rapists def rape good friends
mona890 3 years ago
Very interesting monologue.
AngelWest 3 years ago
you sure are cute :>)
lilasmom1 4 years ago
...
michaelpyro 4 years ago
funny
socceriraq 4 years ago
thanks!
michaelpyro 4 years ago
Yo Pyro, imma be in the seavillage in two weeks to film for a video...wanna bar hop or film with us??
ciao
b.walker/TEAM ALEX
shitthathurts 4 years ago
Of course. I'm 19, but we can always party just not at a bar. Hit me up.
michaelpyro 4 years ago
Nice bong :)
H8RiD 4 years ago
thank you
michaelpyro 4 years ago
2 true stupid people shouldn't breed either.
TheEndAD 4 years ago
i love the way you describe everything "he kind of puttered away, he just kind of shuffled in the background" lol
emocookie19 4 years ago
i love weed yay
tater40712 4 years ago
FUCKIN LOL.
stopstealingmyname 4 years ago
Hilarious.
Pazma1 4 years ago
And is that a bottle of Jägermeister beside your bong? If so, props.
That drink will fuck you up, I know from experience. Try it with red bull, over here we call it a JägerBomb.
Pazma1 4 years ago
that or Jagermeister and sour puss is awsome!
nolanryan30 4 years ago
I do indeed love jagerbombs
michaelpyro 4 years ago
did you know micheal...you commented half of
your comments!!!
flit22 4 years ago
True about your politics thought.
pointblank101112 4 years ago
lol look at all the booze in the background. sick.
blu3cheez 4 years ago
Yes indeedideed
michaelpyro 4 years ago
mane look at our prank calls to wal-mart, best buy, and taco bell please subscribe
beblow 4 years ago
okay, so "they" see you doing something wrong, how would you want to be told? receive a letter w/brochure, a phone call, rocks tossed at your window????
HermosaMe 4 years ago
I think I want a text message with helpful tips. Like "Move your pelvis two inches to the left." I would then read that and go, "Alright, thank you CIA, glad to see my tax dollars are being put to good use." I would then correct and proceed, hopefully having corrected the blatent error of my sexual practices. ^_^ lol.
Scarykidd182 4 years ago
funny stuff. Good comment.
michaelpyro 4 years ago
Maybe a gift basket with some helpful tools of the trade.
michaelpyro 4 years ago
lol
zaxan 4 years ago
dis was good...
quenchherthirst08 4 years ago
Thank you for watching
michaelpyro 4 years ago
lol nice vid
-Theking hhh
rsTHEKINGHHHrs 4 years ago
thanks
michaelpyro 4 years ago
No Michaelpyro, they would watch you making bombs in your room! Silly boy.
suckerlove23 4 years ago
Good point. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
michaelpyro 4 years ago
Im a girl retard.
suckerlove23 4 years ago
???
michaelpyro 4 years ago
that really does look like a bong in the back on the table next to the jager.
funkyfleur 4 years ago
it is.
michaelpyro 4 years ago
i think suckerlove23 meant, you called her a gentleman, and she said ''im a girl, retard.'' but yeah...
its basically just bad grammar!
cool videos btw :-)
PinkEarth88 3 years ago
Brilliant man
icedragon871 4 years ago
thank you
michaelpyro 4 years ago
what a creepy ass concept for a video
u ever drank piss Michael??
lemme know
ur KING
b.walker/TEAM ALEX
...douglas is a made up person
shitthathurts 4 years ago
Douglas is real. I hope he doesn't watch my videos.
michaelpyro 4 years ago
great video :) ... i totally agree with everything you said ... stupid people and people who dont care enough to have an actual opinion about politics shouldnt be encouraged to vote ... and if i was doing it wrong i would want someone to let me know too lol .... love the title by way lol
ldsqtbea 4 years ago
Thank you for watching and agreeing
michaelpyro 4 years ago
i mean almost!
flit22 4 years ago
I hear ya Mike.If I'm screwing up screwing I wanna know.
captainimij 4 years ago
haha
travisoffbjh 4 years ago
Hahahahahaha you are killing me kid. O yeah the bong looks like a nice back drop. Hagabombs and Gray Goose :) great stuff.
Aceswolf 4 years ago
I was just going to comment on that lol.
BellaChanson 4 years ago
Yeah, proper bong placement is very important.
michaelpyro 4 years ago
*sigh*
you make me smile.
<3Julie
blackedout8 4 years ago
Thank you
michaelpyro 4 years ago