The Three Jarheads, Tim Wilkins, Boot Camp

[carlolover1]

My new hero right here lol fuck hilarious

[MichellePhillipsTV]

There never have been stress cards in the USMC and it has never been nor should it be co-ed, he just says men and women train together. Trust me he knows women are only trained in Parris Island. Even though he was Hollywood There was a Navy boot camp in San Diego in 1987 when Tim went. He was in 3rd. Batt., Kilo Co., Plt 3017.

And yes, this is meant to be a joke, a funny recreation of what he saw then and since.

[0331mikes]

No stress cards in the Marine Corps

[apostleverde]

ROFL!!

[Marinesson2136]

DO NOT PULL YOUR STRESS CARDS OUT YOU WILL PAY FOR IT LOL MY DAD WAS A DI BACK IN THE 6OS IF YOU PULLED OUT A STRESS CARD WITH HIM HE WOULD SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

[foxdragon84]

hahaha "special forces"!!! hahaha that was good

[lionk2044]

stress cards, male female training, thats all army crap

[EvisceratorBand]

Give him one.

[pizzatheface]

I thought the stress cards were only for Army, because I remember laughing about the implementation of it at the same time the USMC introduced "The Crucible". Also, there's no co-ed basic in the Marines. But this was really funny, especially to those who've been through it!

[TheDirtyMongGoose]

People he's telling a fuckin joke its not ment to be taken as a real thing, shit calm down

[dmellow45]

i mean 4 seconds not 4 mintues

[dmellow45]

at 4:00 on, he says "you hook up in la....get on the bus and right next to us is navy bootcamp san diego.."

he meant to say san diego... whatever happend to attn to detail there jarhead?

[maravilla1992]

NOT FUNNY AT ALL HES WAK

[FOX6886]

the Marine corp did try out stress cards but got rid of them pretty quick same as the Army but i dont blame them

[tiptonch]

The Corps never had stress cards, ever. If some recruit ever tried to claim stress, all that would do was create more stress for him/her. "Bends and thrusts, until you DIE. Begin."

[IAMME000]

hmm, i thought the only navy recruit training took place in great lake illinois?

[tiptonch]

Now, only at Great Lakes. Used to be at San Diego and Orlando as well as Great Lakes.

[IAMME000]

ahh, just wondering because i'm going to boot camp up there in a few weeks, and to my knowlege great lakes is the only place recruit training takes place at. thanks for the clear-up

[rayman811]

This would be funnier if it was actually done by a marine who actually went through it. What a poser.

[trancedance08]

fuck this dude hr couldn't last one fucking minute in the marines fucking fat ass im going to the marines we fight so this fat body fuck and tell jokes like this fuck em ungrateful joedy

[NavySAR17]

Calm down, he is just making a joke!

[dmellow45]

way to talk like a Marine... and CAPITLIZE IT. so if youre joining good, someday youll be part of the family, but you will always capitalize Marine.. no exceptions

[bettyleds]

mvx...what are you talking about...It sounds how boot camp was for me,but he makes it funny. Do you not remember when your platoon first tried to march...LOL, we sucked.

[mvxl2976]

fuck this faggott. he doesnt know shit about boot camp, you can tell by what he says.

[89levibietsch]

hmmm... i dont think we had stress cards... this guy needs to check his shit

[Hdgunnell66]

haha

giant dude like 6 foot fifteen

[Jared0300]

stress cards are only used in the army

[guiltyspark55]

I hope they know they don't have those in combat

[mahnameiswin]

Lessened the stanards? Men and women train together?? Stress Cards? This guy is fucking retarded.

[elv1al100]

Stress cards? That is the Army, not the Marines. Orahh!

[vwguyaz87]

Im going to Marine OCS next summer. They seriously have stress cards in the Army??? wow, sad

[FattyTheFerret]

@vwguyaz87

No they don't. No branch does. It's an urban legend. snopes.com/military/stresscard­s.asp

[soundwavefreak6659]

There are absolutely no stress cards at Marine Boot Camp

[semperfi1856]

What freakin stress cards.

[muffinmanallday]

hahaha yea really

[Camikaze999]

This guy was hilarious people needed to be laughing more

[lovecd24]

Freakin Hilarious, I went to Parris Island in 03'

[shoobydoowow]

lol...dykes, retards, blacks, and shooting wives! This guy rocks

[n8lhf]

Male and females do train together in the Army

[stnewton09]

Not at Fort Benning, Fort Sill, Fort Knox, or half of Fort Leonard Wood (the Combat Engineer School part). Females only go to Fort Jackson and Fort Leonard Wood's Military Police School.

It's noteworthy that Marines also go to MOS School at Fort Leonard Wood (MP School), Fort Knox (Armor School), and Fort Sill (Field Artillery School). I believe they also train at Fort Lee and a few other Army places. :D

[Pipeline1983]

LMAO bye the way theres no stress cards or males and females training to gether. At least not in USMC bootcamp.

[stnewton09]

Not in Army Infantry School either (MOS-specific Basic Training/AIT).

[beckyporter]

Nice job Tim! :)