New Millenium Cyanide Christ

[BrentTheBunny]

I guess you have to have long fucking hair, or no fucking hair to be in Meshuggah.

[nelson3300]

I love how they're all head banging in their own time signatures... epic

[damocles943]

chug chug chug chugga

[myklbarbosa]

No matter how long it takes me to prepare my anus..

this song just keeps tearing it fucking open.

<3 Meshuggah

[1716frank]

yeah sabres jersey

[yokiddingme]

god how can fredrick come up with so many simple yet technical parts that all sound the same but if you listen close they don't at all? oh maybe cuz music gods made this band

[notinkansasrose]

this shit is the most metal i have seen all day!!!!!!!!!!jesus man how cool can you get!!!...really....fuckin epic metal!!! thumbs up bro!!

[CharlesAnthonySerna]

Tomas Haake at 5:04 haha

[aaronrose606]

@CharlesAnthonySerna As many times as I've seen this video, I have never noticed that; hilarious

[Psytheslasher]

3:10 LMAO

[TheChrispablo]

6 minutes of uncontroly headbanging........awesome!

[JamilAlexandre1]

if theyre not the heaviest band around who is? cause i need to fuckin hear em

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

2:00 Tomas Haake's holy sock is the best part.

[zerg3304]

This is my wake up song. WAKEY WAKEY BITCHES!

[guitarplayer714]

I wish there was a love button!

[Jeffmusicfan]

AWESOME !!!

[FooFly089]

BAD ASS!!!

I didnt know Maynard sings for Meshuggah!!!

YES!!

[JamilAlexandre1]

@FooFly089 haha are you serious?

[FooFly089]

@JamilAlexandre1 Im just kidding! XD!

[JamilAlexandre1]

@FooFly089 tool and mesuggah own the world!

[FooFly089]

@JamilAlexandre1  I CONCUR!

[MeanT241985]

\m/  \m/

[Herreken]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any funnier 3:06

[larzakajugganot]

singing into straws in metal

[larzakajugganot]

@larzakajugganot

pens i mean

[xIcemanx]

awesome video, go sabres

[metallicatilldeathhh]

1:00 woot go sabres!

[tennessean311]

Great Tylenol commercial material. Makes my head throb just watching them.

[lilty44077]

who loves how when u type this song in it comes up before miley cyrus!

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

my father taught me that back in the old days when disco was the hotest thing around, all the disco fans thought that rock was dead and disco music would wipe it out......well my friends........we all know what happened to disco, and pop music is nothing different, its just a phase.

METAL FOR LIFE OR NO LIFE!!!!!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO THE TOP METAL VIDEOS!!!!!

[RidesLines]

1:36

[F198J]

fucking love this

[Bretsnjev]

haha genius vid.

also cool that their air-playing looks goes synchronised with the music you hear.

[ThrashMetalMan1]

@Bretsnjev umm sorry dude i accidently hit thumbs down, i was actually gonna agree with you, forgive me?

[Bretsnjev]

@ThrashMetalMan1 Oh haha not a problem. ;)

[Izzy392]

Fuck rockband. I wanna play air-band with these guys. :P

[noodlesmealey]

green sausage at that. man i hope satans driving that thing. youll be dead soon.

[noodlesmealey]

green sausage at that.

[blaineyboots]

Biggest bunch of sausage munchers ever.

[TenacB]

Salvation Army Metal

[ThrashMetalMan1]

@TenacB metal army of salvation

[xxsectumsempraxx]

it started to suck at 6:11.

[VientDeMe]

Amazing!!!!

[ESPJT]

saw an interview with one of the guitarist before watching this, where he talked about it, and why they did it, laughed so hard when i found this XD

[THESHKLJMASTER]

MOST. EPIC. METAL. VIDEO. EVER!!!

XD

[jwunschie14]

and most inexpensive!

[Acosmicist]

Truth be told, your head should be so banginvg that you can't see the video ANYWAY!!!

|m|

[WalterFaddoul]

@THESHKLJMASTER In the wise words of Charlie Sheen: WINNING!!!!

[clusterfuck667]

@WalterFaddoul 7gm rocks and finishin em!

[hamXcore]

@THESHKLJMASTER this makes that Air to the Throne show look so lame..LOL...love this band and vid

[justfortoday421]

for tha lulz \m/

[idespiseyoualot]

cum dracu nu leo venit sa rada knd or filmat clipu :)))

[onetimemelody]

This. This is the most metal video ever.

Amazing.

[Vanchee08]

Damn I need drums like that!

[ThisMortalCoil64]

You can be as shit talented as Meshuggah. But I don't think you can ever have the required sense of humour to make a vid this awesome.

[xisumavoid]

read lyrics!

[plopenstien]

just complete best video even, in any catagory, ever

[MajkeTiTvoje]

The best bald-headed headbanger

[aoddawg]

Lol @ the invisible calculator solo. Love this shit.

[DarioIV]

totally insane! 5/5!

[AdeBfmv]

This is the most brutal stuff i've ever heard!

[ThisMortalCoil64]

3:55- oh my fucking god...

[justfortoday421]

this is art

[Vanchee09]

Brutal

[Exh1b1t24]

It takes a true metal band to rock out AIR METAL style. Meshuggah is by far one of THE greatest Metal bands ever.:D

[brutalDARKOLY]

:)))

[noctif3r]

awesome. this is metal as fukk

[persianchick28]

his head-banging is just so awesome.

how do they manage to keep their glasses on?

[FinkFinx]

cuz.... theyr MESHUGGAH! haha

[Mommo8]

I think exactly the same, BEST METAL VIDEO EEEEVER!! Meshuggah rules!

[TigerDude36]

Holy shit.

[mesegu]

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[rboybawal]

nice happy meshuggah Video yeah!!! nice idea guys...

[NNNNN8]

lol what's it say in the back?

behind jens and under haake

"it was satans ---" something?

[mesegu]

i think it says

"it was satans wrong"

[TigerDude36]

Yeah, it's a word for word translation of the title of a song by the band "The Kristet Unseende", called "Det var Satans fel". Haake said they wrote it in duct tape, out of pure boredom.

They also said they were drunk when the made the video.

[MandingoV2]

LOL the cheapest music video ever! Meshuggah FTW

[hamburglar666]

haha tomas haake u r the man

[offtothekhole]

great technical metal...give me some more!!

[dpdrumr]

Anyone know wheres i can get me an RV with that interior

[billydabomb666]

all right this is my new favourite music video, then Mr. Krinkle by Primus

[DESTRUCTIVEobZen2228]

we should chat

that statement just put you before paul waggoner as fav person

[ad6yeah]

the best video of heavy metal.. essential, magic, violent yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[vizer667]

its really fucking original i love it

[TheWrekker]

I can't decide between this and Knights of Cydonia for best music video ever.

[PanterAftw666]

are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!? this! (:

[vicrattlehead2]

your face is a steaming PoS

[Diamondproductions66]

one of my favourites music videos ever

[cyberhore]

meshuggah know secret music patterns...why do you think the number 33 is above them.

[Nebulous1982]

Cause they are freemasons..

[techpro30]

The Scottish Rite of Freemasonry has 33 degrees

Also, interesting...Mathatician Josh Allen Smith, proved that (33) is the fastest number on planet earth

[krakhaid]

Two other interesting facts about 33: Jesus was 33 when he was crucified, and there are 33 vertebrae in the human spine.

[grungzer]

i have a friend who's 33.

he lives in canada.

[dowmejoh]

i really dont think they have any significance toward eachother :P most likely its just coincidence.

even though jesus is just some hippie who doesnt even exist. hahahahha

[krakhaid]

Jesus was a real person, they found documents of Pilate authorizing his execution. Whether you believe that he is who he says he was is the point of conflict.

[fireitinmyhole]

i found a video evidence called "the santa claus" that says santa exists

[noctif3r]

False, sir. There are several characters in historical records who share things in common with "Jesus" and it is commonly accepted among historians and secular theologians that the biblical "Jesus" was based on all of these people, but did not, himself, exist

[plopenstien]

you'r forgetting that there would be around 6 jesus' to a street. and given the amount of people being crucified i wouldent be surprised if they found hundreds more jesus execution documents aswell

[destroyerofeardrums]

Anyone notice that the guitarist on the far left of the screen looks like Mitch Hedberg?

[lipz53008]

Do not get twisted, Fredrick is the man

[RazorbackDevil]

the drummer is fucking hilarious

[1991SmokeyMcPot1991]

he looks mega-uncomfortable

[Vast1337]

HAHHAHAHHAHA XD

[mongoloeyd]

If they recorded this without the music in the bakround i would laugh my ass off

[quaz18]

Mad props for singing into a pen!!! fuckin awesome video!!!!!

[luketube]

What does the 33 mean? I see it recurring with Meshuggah. I'm ignorant... forgive plz...

[Nebulous1982]

33 is a special number for freemasons..

[DrumBum561]

1:13-1:38 amzing sound

[rezasonny]

the ultimate question: "how do you NOT headbang to this song?"

MESHUGGAH

...nuff said.

[plopenstien]

put someone on a bus with this in their ipod. they wont headbang foir fear of looking weird. i did headbang on the bus but im weird so

[rezasonny]

lol no man, you're not weird. you see, thats what sets us metalheads apart from everyone else!!! and we have a lot of company.

[forklift77]

funny as hell.meshuggah fuckin kicks ass!

[natdiggity102]

haha fucking awesome, meshuggah are god

[mevversreturns]

Fantastic. off to see them saturday 6th september. Can't wait

[xXSolBadguyXx]

Meshuggah's definitely one of a kind. All of their songs sound so raw & domineering. It's like listening to the beastly polyrhythms & Jen's screaming awakens the primal urge to head bang.

[mmgoodwin36]

haha, this video is funny! When you die, you go to the Chaosphere

Meshuggah fuckin rocks

[HexagonalBolts]

Anyone else seeing them September 5th in the Astoria2? :D

I think tickets may still be available hurry and buy them the fuck up

say hi if you're going :)

[Csati88vas]

Nope, but I've been to Meshuggah at Sziget festival Aug.16 it was awesome :)

Best concert in my life :)

[rezasonny]

The ultimate question = "How do you NOT headbang to this song???" HAHA BEST SONG EVER!!!!

[DsN92ObZen]

can anybody do something better?? c'mon look at thomas moves and faces!! what about jens?? absolutely the best video ever made for the best band ever existed..

[The1994Dude]

Messugah fuckin rock!

[kuzhuzer]

frederik is the best xDDD

[DavidaLoca]

Oh and 3:00, greatest air solo ever.

[DavidaLoca]

Seriously, this is the best music video ever. And it's quite an economical one, must've saved them a bunch of bucks on this shiz mang.

[allfronz]

THIS! is metal

[luketube]

What is the slogan written across the bunk trim? "It was Satans wings..." Anyone?

[PsychoTemplar]

"It was Satan's Wrong"

Inside joke.

[VCSRT]

Greatest metal video ever made!

[zegwelle]

the serious look on Tomas' face cracks me up everytime xD

[89erik]

haha great stuff :D they probably spendt all their life savings on that video

[00Dakka]

apparently they were drunk

[Godeaters]

This video is fucking awesome lol

I just love it

[shaegse]

good song but the video sucks dick i dont get whats so good about it? its fuckin gay

[CCCycle13]

Dude, he's singing into a fucking pen. How does it get any better than that?

[luketube]

It's a red pen. Even better.

[bossisdead]

@CCCycle13 by singing into a multi coloured pen?

[CCCycle13]

@bossisdead ...okay, you got me there.

[excentricity]

@CCCycle13

At 4:19 looks like if Jens was screaming any louder into that pen it would puncture a hole in space-time, creating a black hole, sucking the whole band into it and zapping them into another dimension where Metal reins as the ultimate force of the universe, and thus claiming their rightful place as metal Gods. That would be a cool music vid haha \../ >_< \../ Seriously though, that parts sends a jolt of shivers through my skull.

[julianhouse]

best metal song ever written

[arsisrule666]

i love this video.

not a fan of this song in particular, i prefer stuff off catch 33. Still excelent stuff though.

[Deltidsharmonisk]

Skitkul ju.

[rizar1982]

that's not low budget at all... damn, those invisible instruments must be really expensive... Oh my god, I never saw something like that...

The only question is... how the drummer can make all this stuff by moving this way?

My mind is blowing up... I just can't figure how they did that but... Congratulation, Meshuggah Rule =P

[Rab1dHobo]

Fucking ownage. Love this band!!!

[julianhouse]

still the best metal video ever.

[eatstatic3]

I lmao every time I see this.

Fucking brilliant.

[qkslvrkid]

Low budget? Hiring a pen to sing into? Love it.

[Dimekirk]

Probably one of the best Low-Budget-Videos ever. Meshuggah kicks Ass!

[hfwiwhf]

ABBA and Carola can go to hell! Meshuggah is the real pride of Sweden!!!

[xXSolBadguyXx]

meshuggah is a band that is truly one of a kind. i love how aggressive & technical they get with their songs. i couldn't think of another band that could possibly replicate meshuggah's style.

[andrewrules231]

no one thats who .

[KnoffMan]

Hahahaha. So drunk.

[rutgerkingpin]

never had the change to see the guys live, but if they come over here i would defenatly go out and see them, Meshuggah rule and the clip is the best ever made! love it

[JOTUN83]

Meshuggah is probally 2nd only to Slayer when it comes to live performance! Caught them on the Catch 33 tour which was absolutely brutal!

[SoSic666]

haha so true dude

[EricAlmodovar]

Slayer are fucking boring live.

Meshuggah > Slayer. Always.

[deadsocietyslave]

this band kicks fucking ass live

[deadsocietyslave]

cool band ,cool video

[Meni69]

kick ass video

[asirianinagony]

that was incredible

[eatstatic3]

The drummer is my hero.