Fun Song Teaching kids to resist temptation, Kids Christian song

[TiniestViolin]

Rick Santorum.avi

[Mangina9000]

Doesn't this teach children that they shouldn't enjoy being fondled by religious authorities?

[clumpft]

Er, I have this compulsion to whack-off all over those puppets faces, would that be a sin?

[MorganSchwab]

Press 8. Suprise buttsecks face from the dude in the overalls...

[eighthjake]

I can not look away from the man in overalls unibrow.

[RedtreeJoe]

Turn it off, like a light switch!

[sweetsweatyfeet]

Looks like George Bush at 25.

[amillionminutes]

Why can't these Christian TV shows afford better puppets?

[SpartanCodeTBAG]

how does this convince kids this is right

[North0house]

That monkey looks like some Americans do nowadays...

[psychomajic666]

@North0house Most American women these days look like that monkey.

[samthecricket18]

I down voted this just for his face.

[amidamaru442]

That monkey... Nightmare fuel.

[KeshnerfFilms]

FUCKING FURRIES!

[ChurchyMcChurch]

I'm going to have nightmares now. That monkey thing is scary.

[londubh2007]

Marcus Bachmann would approve.

[scowley86]

Never ever ever ever..... Ever brainwsh

[menohaveaname]

Woah! I haven't seen Mr. Quigley in forever! I love this show!

[ElMalufa]

GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY GOD IS GAY

[trick69ist]

That's creepy shit...

[granmaknowsbest]

fuckkkkk , thats the dude/puppet that tried to molest me back in the 80s, lol i had a stun gun

[hschan4]

That ape sitting next to Mr. Quigley looks suspiciously like a distant relative of humanity...

[hschan4]

There is nothing fun about resisting temptation.

[massmayemproductions]

HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gstonemagic]

Now look. I am a christian but this is pretty creepy. I mean the puppets the dudes everything! I actually got here by searching creepy music. :|

[menohaveaname]

@gstonemagic For young children, especially back a few years, this was great! I LOVED Mr. Quigley! The puppets weren't creepy to me, they we so cool!

[kaifroland]

I know when I'm pressured to believe weird stuff, but I'm a rationalist - I can be tough. I have the courage and facts on my side, to turn from the mormons who facts want to hide ... Look away! Look away! When brainwashed folk speak, Look away! Look away! Their arguments are weak. We see that religion is not for our good, And science will help us discern what we should.

[purplelobsta]

That voice down inside me is hard and rising, LOOK AWAAAAY!

[ScarletMai]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

FUCKIN FURRIES

[IWUSkittles]

@ScarletMai There's nothing wrong with furries in general. It's how we depict them is what can be creepy. For example: People love Finding Nemo and yet the characters, under definition, is a furry. Same with Simba. Now if I saw a furry in a sexual manner, now that's creepy. O.o

[Swasome10]

I was watching The Atheist Experience 5 minutes ago how did I get to this.

[leomcallister9]

The mind of the christian...

Scarier than hell!

[theblackturnip]

'Fun' only if you find the leftovers of fun 'fun'

[Ablequerq]

Life as a white trash hardcore christian is hard.

[aerodynamite88]

INCEST BROUGHT US THIS.

[john34841]

That monkey thing is one of the ugliest puppets i have ever seen.

I think these guys temptations they are thinking of is touching little children.

[Midnightstorm512]

 Sure he may look nice, but his eyes scream RAPIST!

[CthuhluRising]

Well, when I'm tempted to do something wrong, I smoke marijuana and masturbate to bondage porn. That way I don't do the thing I was tempted to do! 8D

[MrFranklinfred]

Did anyone notice this was from "Bubba's Big Banana Cream Crime"? If you think this is sending some weird mixed messages, thumbs up!

[karmacop911]

nope. not a sexual deviant at all.

[joe3eagles]

I predict that Opie and Gomer there will be exposed as gay lovers after they get busted for buggering boys. Anybody else notice that the name of the album is "Bubba's Big Banana Cream Crime"? Sounds like a fruity slice of prison rape to me.

[Deadboltt]

My god, I used to watch this when I was a child. Now having grown up and been exposed to the internet and furry, it is more horrifying than I can put into words.

[DrPhilMusic]

Back when i was 8, i saw this for the first time. First time i saw bubba and that fox character, i thought of Donkey Kong and Starfox.

[SledgeHammer15]

Anyone else notice a resemblance to Ted Bundy with this guy?

[jjfi3000]

In case some of you did not know, this is for kids.  Its too bad that so many people choose sin instead of being truely in the light.

[jjfi3000]

In case some of you did not know, this is for kids. Its too bad that so many people choose sin instead of being truely in the light.

[HazyDayFuneral]

the dudes in this video will die celibate

[oblongfan1]

i got tempted to watch porn. then i saw this video and it gave a fucking boner so i had no choice. had to see some pussy and tits right away

[GallopianWitch]

OMG lol, this is an oddly ironic music video eh, two guys alone on tv having a duet with two freaky little puppets

hmmm something tells me they may be a team of petofiles maaybe i am being naive but still kinda an ironic program, very rediculous kinda hilariouse too hahaha, let pride be with us lgbtq forever who ya :)) huggles

[fherreraera]

When I have sweet, sinful premarital sex with hookers, I just close my eyes and look away. Especially, with the ugly ones.

Verse 2 - Hold Your Nose When It Doesn't Smell Good

[person582]

If you are a Christian and think this is crap then your understanding of scripture needs a boost (cf. Psalm 101:3, 1 Cor. 6:18, Gen 39:1-20). The key is cognitively looking away (not just physically looking away). Every kind of recognized drug and alcohol rehabilitation program depends on this basic principle as well as the recognized need for help from a higher power. But don't take my word for it, do your own digging and see for yourself.

[JavaHappyHumanoid]

@person582 i did my own digging..... in your butt. And i found your scripture :) Godbless you Amen Jesus Lord

[SledgeHammer15]

This offends me. I'm calling the ACLU.

[keefmeister77]

Here I was, a mild-mannered, law-abiding citizen, until I saw this video. Now all I wanna do is be a serial killer or a member of Al Quaeda or something. And it's all this guy's fault!

[sporefreek329]

This guy creeps the hell out of me....

[Calcographer]

LOOK AWAAAAAY

[debbybolen]

excuse me. children do enjoy this just like they enjoy mr rogers and veggie tales. plus children actually use the internet and look at these things. there is nothing negative about the video but these comments can definitely be cleaned up.

[TDizzzal]

No Excuse me! we enjoy making fun of this Crap... So next time you look away while your priest has his way with you... just think you could be having fun...

[princezznele]

how are banana pies a sin?

[FSUjonnyD]

Ten bucks says the guy in the overalls snorted lines off a call girls booty as soon as this shoot completed.

[insanityoverbacon]

i know somewhere in these 104 comments there is someone posting "Fucking white people!"

[BierBrille]

Oh, insanityoverbacon, I commend you. Good observation!

[pdlbean]

...this is a joke, right?

[TDizzzal]

no its not... He still drives his van around Picking up kids...

[MrShadyJeff]

is this a satire?

cant be really made for real

SURELY

[mAiJiNvEgEtA]

this video just proves that there are people who worship "too" much

[hschan4]

"i actually do shit with my time" Well I am glad you are regular.

[hschan4]

You again?! Fuck man, you have got to find a better way to spend your days...

[sunkissedmoonlite163]

ok, I'm christian and even I know that this video is stupid. geez.

[phoenixavenger]

And if this video doesn't convince you very well,

Then jesus will throw you into the fires of hell.

Burn awaaaaay, Burn awaaaaaay when you are not good.

If that doesn't scare you then I don't know what would.

[Vogter2100]

Gaydar went haywire...

[MombasaNightTrain]

Definitely homos.

[Cajek2]

Well, this proves /Satan/ exists. Not sure about that other guy.

[capretta444]

hahahaha that was funny! its got to be a fake. who would believe in an invisible powerful magician that never does anything!

[Thatonedude917]

Dexter is so obviously gay, not that that's a bad thing.

[Ashtwan]

Well shit... I fucking know better then to be led to temptation now. Ha! This video is bullshit. Organized Christianity doesn't practice what they preach at all. Nor do they practice what's actually IN the bible. It's all a crock of shit....

[feud616]

donde puedo comprar estos videos?

[paulahare2]

THER IS NO GOD

[Burori1]

lol, Danny and Dexter sound and act so gay, XD

[Serbian101]

LOOK AWAY FROM BIG TITS?! I NVR COULD DO SUCH A THING. It would be disrespectful not to stare nvm temptation.

[kristi5207]

im scared im gonna have nightmares

that monkey is creepy

[forthecaptain]

loook aawaaaayyy look awaayyyy

[forthecaptain]

i hate religion, but hey, this song is fucking catchy.

[JeezVegas]

lolz

[charlottesinner]

This is totally fucking bullshit- morals are people based not all this christian drivel- AMEN

[cmmcduff]

whatever man.

all i was thinking while watching this was

wtf those puppets are creepy

[erato99]

We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.

[shook789]

first off god dint create faulty humans, temptation comes from the devil and his demons, he wants us to come to hell as a way of getting back at GOD, for throwing him out of heaven. AlSO God wishes for us to decide wheather we go to him or the devil. Its some thing s as human we are just not to know.

[erato99]

Sounds complicated...

[cumara0seadog]

It's just all fun and games with Christians

It's no wonder the children are in such a mess today

So void of the true knowledge of God when their surrounded by widgets like these

To Hell with Christianity.

Christianity the religion of the Beast, their works prove who there god is as well as who he isn't.

They are in NO relation to the God of Abraham Isaac and Iacob

They are a counterfeit faith of the True Savior

REPENT come out of her, sin no more or perish

Obey Gods Laws / Judgements

[my9thtime]

Gods laws have no place in our lives. After all, how can we know he is even real? We must look to ourselves to make the world a better place. Ultimately, religion is the bane of humanity.

[shook789]

i prayed for you please discard this comment

[forthecaptain]

HAHAHA oh my god! hahaha and religious people still deny they're brainwashing kids. hahahahaha this is pathetic. soooo pathetic. i'm certain that both those male adults are actually pedophiles and rapes little boys every night, but of course they: LOOK AWAYY LOOK AWAAAYYY

[shook789]

if they are they bran washing the right thing into their head. its better to have a love for GOD and look silly then to be in hell for EVER

[cullenxxlover]

well it's a good thing they tell us to look away because that is some freaky shit!!

[ray2393m]

How disturbing

[bajabun]

*falls over* xD

[bobsangyoon]

I'm a christian but this is PATHETIC.

[rba718]

Sometimes, Jesus comes to my room at night and touches me in my private place.

[aaroni666]

I love you

[shook789]

i love ou too

[armedguardie]

Lol, that is sooo messed up. XD

[Tonio345678]

They more look like pedophiles than god christians.

Fuc**ng retarded ! They live 100 years in the past or something ?

[fcatrin]

I will sing this song the next time I go to the beach... look awaaaaaay

[heyimjoe]

The eyebrows.. THE EYEBROWS

AHH *cuts*

[FrshChees91]

Homosexuals?

[gapkirati]

In fact thee two guys are gay! SO GAY, SO GAY!!! DO YOU HEAR ME? SOOOO GAAYYY

[gapkirati]

Oh Jesus, I'm tempting to not Suck COCK! What shall I do? Suck it or not? What does it teste like? I'm sure you know that. Help me Jesus!

This is SICK!!!

[fungusknuckle]

Where was Jesus when these guys made this video? Not with these guys preventing them from doing something wrong.

[nolanvoid25]

Common sense has nothing to do with religion.

[TwoLOUDsrEVIAL]

Fuck your religion.

[yagisencho]

To be fair though, that's a catchy tune. Just needs more pirates and wenches.

[yagisencho]

Jesus, please grant me the strength to not choke these gits to death.

[starxgemini]

Creepy. So creepy.

[TwoLOUDsrEVIAL]

Fuck yes it is. Feel sorry for the kids who watched this.

[greaseman64]

I sense a Grammy nomination on the way.

[thesmileyemo]

those two guys are totally fucking eachother when the camera is off.

And the lion watches.

[Askthisguy]

Lol this has masterbation screaming out of its ass

[RapeJesus]

This is a great song to molest children to. Thanks Team Jesus (tm)!!!

[Timeshoes]

Talking animals...kinda satanic dont you think.

[rarrrrp]

The gorilla knows he's going to be murdered after the show. The tiger feels his fear.

[SpaceAndrew]

This is the single most hilarious example of religious oddity I've ever seen.

[omshantipeace]

Does that first guy set off anybody's gay-dar? And that monkey is SO creepy!

[d3adb33f]

I watched this and now I'm not gay anymore!

[Pulse120]

ROFL.

[upiorek333]

If I wasn't already atheist I'd probably turn into one after watching this. :D

[tunpard777]

ditto. Except i'm Agnostic so it makes it worse for me. LOL.

[Sock1122]

this video had the oposite effect on me, im tempted to raise all manor of hell and rain chaos.

its sure as hell a lot more fun

[BryanMaddocks]

idd.

[firemaka]

Yup.

[t3hPhilip]

I think we all agree the following:

This video stinks.

Or?

[hatti369]

I wonder if Jesus is embarrassed by songs like this. lol

[darwinjr]

Nice little children I've something to tell,

if you don't love Jesus you will burn in hell!

[darwinjr]

Gotta admit--christians have the whitest teeth on earth! Thank you for flouride, baby Jesus!

[Lesch82]

Ah yes, the religious way of dealing with confronting issues, look away! that always works out really well!

[shadders43]

Guy's got nothing on Patch the Pirate.

[SamIamb]

This video is *dirty* !

[HolocaustHoax]

fuck jesus

fuck satan

fuck religion

[amayagab]

Those "puppets" are a genetic abomination towards the lord and should be smote in Gods infinite power.

Now how many people took me seriously?

[t3hPhilip]

I did, and I will continue to do so.

LOL

[amayagab]

That makes you a fucking retard :)

[t3hPhilip]

I assume you didn't get the fact that it was a joke.

That make you a fucking retard. :)

Have a nice day.

[amayagab]

Taking in the fact that I wrote the comment myself, that makes you a godamned fucking jerkoff.

[t3hPhilip]

That's just rediculous.

[amayagab]

So is your FACE!!!!!!!

[t3hPhilip]

Oh you confused 20-year-old immature person...

[wolfblitz1991]

"look away" sounds like turning a blind eye

why not do one about drunken brawls?

[KaiserFate]

The first guy who sings is creepier than all the poorly made puppets combined.

[androidk18]

I'll afree that the frist guy is creepier than the puppets (they're SUPPOSED to have a glassy eyes stare after all) but the second guy just strikes me as a little too friendly with that lion puppet

[MrBowserPuffi]

The message is good, but this video is creepy in every way and leaves me with a dirty feeling...

[John0693]

The song may be annoying, but what they are trying to say is good. Jesus is amazing. God has changed my life in so many amazing ways. I encourage all of you to find out more about exactly what Christianity is REALLY about. It's sad, the beliefs most people have about Christianity are simply false. Not to mention some "Christians" who do violent, twisted, and shameful things in "the name of God." Lots of people have a warped view of Christianity. Go find out what exactly Christianity is all about

[roytherude]

Have you ever read the Bible????

[DragonRomer]

WTF stutpid christians

[omxgivemeaname]

"Jesus never told me anything about touching children's bits!"- first guy in here at the trial xx

[cassiosaurus]

This song is the shiz.

It's going on my iPod, bitchessss.

AHAHAHA.

losars.

[Sheryl61]

This is what the children need more of...We took Jesus out of the world and the schools know look at the mess we have created .Kids killing kids the shooting in the schools...

disrespect to parents no control.. If songs like this can help Children and give them something to hang on to then more power so songs like this

[GarblyGoop]

Yea your right, without jesus in our lives we are using bullets too much, we should go back to stoning sinners like jesus would want

[djleeroy85]

LMFAO!!

[keyboardplaya]

Just because this video exists, my kids will be raised on Ren n' Stimpy and South Park.

[madeleinekay]

This is one of the most disgusting videos I have ever seen. I would never subject a child to this. Christian parents (especially those who use videos like this in order to instill certain "values") should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

[flipflops2248]

omg....what hypocrites!!! lol I'm sure those 2 guys have done everything those that they are telling kids not to do. Instead of making stupid songs...why not set an example.

[xdancerx010]

creeper!

i'm a christian but that is weird