Let's try to pick up EGA women

[Sininenmanaaja]

Bourbon is a type of an American whiskey.

[UnoriginalMaterial]

#1 Cause of Homosexuality: Trying to pick up EGA women

[LateBlt]

@UnoriginalMaterial It didn't work for me. :( Maybe I should try harder.

[Kerenceious]

"...This isn't one of them." That made me chuckle. Where do you find all these? And like another one of your viewers noted, I can't figure out if you were joking about the drinks or not. And I completely missed the whole "..not that I know about this... first hand... but... maybe people should try that..."-part the first time, hilarious!

[LateBlt]

@Kerenceious I forget where I found this game; I played it a long time ago. When you frequently search through old DOS game lists, it's not hard to find games from major publishers like Accolade. :)

[vanidence]

This is priceless. Really nice. And I just gotta love the stereotypes they make use of here. Hahaha xDD

[FingerFetishist]

4:00 Oh god--your voice. You simply must use that pick-up voice in future videos!

[paradisewaster]

That's weird Drunk Issur told me hero LateBlt has had a date Lol If possible please make more those tutorial style videos in the future between Lp videos:)Thank you!

[Mega01ism]

At first glance I read this (when it was in thumbnail mode) "Let's try to pick up SEGA women".

[hercrabbiness]

Weirdly, I remember this game pretty well. The woman on the right likes typical romantic stuff like Hawaii, wine, and Italian food; the blond woman likes beer, vegetarian food, and swimwear, and the redhead was effing hard to figure out. I remember that if you told the blond woman you were a teacher, she'd be all, "Ew, you're that pervy teacher!"

[TomSFox]

Why do you play such games, @hercrabbiness?

[hercrabbiness]

@TomSFox LateBlt introduced me to it.

[thegameulost]

I hate EGA women. They're so difficult! Say one wrong thing and they just vanish in a shower of pixels.

[itsachilles]

you have very large.......... eyes

[SchlossRitter]

"There are 1 players" is just lazy programming.

This is somewhat reminiscent of Leisure Suit Larry.

She was so annoyed the first night that she left, yet she still sends another note the next night? How drunk are these women?

"Is it stiff?" lmao

[sbcmarine81]

Pick Up Artist looks like a type of game that let's the player experiance what it would be like to be Larry Laffer.

[RavenishZero]

That voice you were using sounded like a slowed down version of your Steve voice

[rotaloco30]

this is a good video for the 1911 button

add to the end of the link:

&vintage=1911

[rotaloco30]

brasil references yea!

[OhManTFE]

You have very large.. eyes. ahahaha

[Firewizard23]

ahem.9:00.

[TheAbbrvtr]

Bourbon is a typically strong alcohol. One of the most notorious Bourbons is Wild Turkey 101 , which is 101 proof. Proofage is double the actual percentage of alcohol. So it's 50.5% alcohol. In context beer is usually 6-10% alcohol and most wines are 12% or slightly higher.

A spritzer is wine (usually white) mixed with either club soda , ginerale , or (I've seen this) a lemon-lime soda. So think of it this way :

Beer = weakest ; Spritzer = in the middle ; Bourbon = Strongest.

[heatheraaj]

Never been on a date? How lucky you have been to have missed the awkwardness!

[LateBlt]

@heatheraaj I definitely missed a lot of awkwardness. Of course, I probably missed a lot of other things as well, but hey, life's a trade-off.

[lucahjin]

"now the finger starts moving much faster."  s'alllll I needed!!!

[SuperNinja147]

1.) I've always had a thing for EGA women. I don't know what it is..

2.) Your smooth voice is oddly reminiscent of Buffalo Bill.

Bill, by the way, would stink in this game. All he'd do is ask the women "Aren't you about a size 14?" before clobbering them with his fake cast and hauling them off in his creep van. (Talk about missing the subtle nuances of romance!)

[FingerFetishist]

@SuperNinja147 Then again, Bill wasn't trying to romance the women; he just wanted their skins.

[BlueJoneleth]

Bourbon is whiskey. I learned that playing Tex Murphy games.

[Squiglypig]

That woman had huge... tracks of land.

[LateBlt]

@Squiglypig tracts.

[Taktiikka]

I cant stop laughing at your SMOOOOOTH voice LateBlt :D

[paradisewaster]

In real Life it's a lot harder to get chicks than this game shows, it's a complicated game to get women you want, i read in one place that you're not looking for one. Plant decease is not a very respectful name?Thanks!

[feslenraster]

amen the world IS a confusing place...like snow in april.

[JFBosox33]

Thanks for the laugh on this cold, snowy April Fools Day! You crack me up LateBlt!

[NaokiSummoner]

My goodness. Best april fools I've had this year!

[takarifreak]

If a woman is that stingy on what she drinks, then she shouldn't just say she'll have what you're having. Not to mention, since she's the one who sent you the note, AND invited you to have drinks the next night, by just leaving since you didn't order the right drink for yourself, she's obviously a cocktease and probably a bitch to boot.

I feel sad if anybody actually took this game as serious dating advice back then.

[deelight868]

@takarifreak Then you must feel bad for yourself because you're obviously taking it way too seriously.

[WhiteMageMentality]

@takarifreak

Bullshit. This is the most accurate dating advice I've ever seen.

Any self-respecting woman would disappear into pixels if her man orders a bad drink.

I know I vanish into thin air when I get bad pickup lines.

Jesus Christ, get a life.

[LateBlt]

@WhiteMageMentality Now now, takari was just joking around; be nice. :)

[VigorBalloon]

LateBlt was making a Let's Play, uh-huh-huh

He was playing "Bar Games" in...EGA!

Despite his douche-y inflection

He was met with rejection

So LateBlt started shouting some IN-TER-JEC-TIONS!

[thatrandombloak]

Well Anastasia, maybe tonight you can help me get to sleep?...

sorry, sorry, but I can never hear that name without making some joke about them having the same name as knockout gas!

[cloud314231]

4:21

Beam me up captain!

[foofeMobile]

lol.... seriously it is pronounced burbon :)

[Mechsae]

@foofeMobile I can't tell if that's just LateBlt being silly or not...

[thegameulost]

accolade made Waxworks, which was awesome.

[AgentMidnight]

Smooth moves there, LateBlt