Love Is A Battlefield: Literal Video Version

[ghettostuntabulious]

stick 'em up (play the air guitar) stick 'em up (play the air guitar), when you're a jet you're a jet all the way/from your first cigerrate to your last dyin' day. le-vi-ta-tion JAZZ HANDS jazz hands jazz hands jazz hands. LoL!!!

[TheAdventuresOfHoney]

Ill miss you most of all skank hoe <3

[AngryRedBanjo]

Lol! Pat made sum great music but the ORIGINAL version of this sucked. Maybe "stop using sex as a weapon" could be next for a reality upgrade.

[pacatrue]

It's moderately funny until the dance number then it's absolutely hysterical.

[mechaart]

knee kick knee kick , 123 and boobie shake boobie shake boobie shake boobie shake, tae bo tae bo tae bo tae bo tae bo start backing up look kinda scared, shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder, rock and rock and rock and super star. Bunny hop bunny hop bunny hop bunny hup and super star, stomp those grapes and turn around, draw magtic prairie dog get back up again, stick em up play the air guitar stick em up play the air guitar. when you're a jet youre a jet all the way from your first cigarette to

[mechaart]

@mechaart (continuation of previous comment)

your last dying day, levitation just hands just hands just hands. Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley Bring in the plane.

[CamarosDriver1969]

@mechaart he says jazz hands not just hands. just letting you know.

[yoshiluvr9]

4:46 - 5:29 is sooo funny!! :-)

[pixie110]

This made me laugh soo much!! Dance scene Mager lol! I'm walking now I'm on a bus? Lol xx

[XMyChemx4xLifex]

Can I have your room? xD

[boobearstina]

stick em up play the air guitar

[TickGear505]

I haven't seen this video is forever. I really missed Skank Ho.

[benitoabdul]

wake up prohecy=666

[MrSquareinx]

suddenly daytime lmfao!!

[wwwangels]

Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley, Bring...in..the plane! Bahhhhh haaa haaa

[Gattiniable]

"this guy has bigger boobs than me" LOL

[lasktguy]

@Gattiniable I worked with the guy who she bumps into in a commercial. He really does have bigger boobs then Pat.

[CwdLlc]

i don't like comedies but that made me pee myself a little

[AlConQueso13]

"We only walk forwards in my house!" OMG these are soooo f*cking funny!

[AGP1975]

I nearly just wet myself laughing!

I look like a drag queen!

Phillipe... Yo!

I'll Miss you most of all skank-ho!!

Genius!

[tmoreira08]

boobie shake boobie shake boobie shake....LMAO

[getmax]

"hug random prostitute" ----> LOOL!

[ThePurplesummer24]

LOVE!!!!! 

[digirosariofan]

There should be more of these than there are.

[AtlanticFriend]

These comments aren't fresh at all.

[GUESSIMIN]

stare at the ceiling....lol

[lolbutt124]

YO Don't know you....xD

[boohonk23]

LMAO!!! 3:15-4:02!! Best moment of my life.

[knucklescapricorn31]

Jazz hands, jazz hands... :P

[KingofCaketopolis]

I lol'ed.



[OmegaSe7en]

Chloe, Mercedes, Philippe "Man Voice" "YO!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! OUCH MY STOMACH!

[MadonnasMrDj]

"I look like a drag queen" *serious, sad look*

[chodorovtom68]

lol have big eyes with love inside

[TheMisfit818]

HAHAHAHA "im on a bus??"

[AlanGrant]

booby shake, booby shake :D

[whatheavensaid]

awesome!!!!! the lady's singing voice s quite good!

[killzone321]

Does anyone know the real song the choreographer sings during the 'Jet' part... it sounds so damn familiar...

[zorroazulapex]

@killzone321 It's from West Side Story; song's called "Jet Song."

[Kuroneko388]

Didn't know Corey Hart made a cameo appearance ;)

[finalunusedname]

"Shes running away from home and shes only 30!"

[das178]

And I'll miss you most, Skank-Ho! LMAO!!! Very inventive lyrics.

[baseballwest99]

@ 3:39 "Draamatic prairie dog " ---lol

[ristheroo]

why i oughtta... oh crap

[doneytillman]

lol i love try new things and thats why im here

[KathieLovesSkittles]

Best literal video I've seen. :)

[Ericboy0981]

1:58 Holy shit Is Corey Hart!

[communistfun]

im feeling rebellious!

[texrah]

JAZZ HANDS!

[electrofire31]

jazz hands jazz hands jazz hands jazz hands

[ThatsMyNerdGirl]

Haha... Lou Bega got owned.

[ImThatCrazyGal]

@ThatsMyNerdGirl IKR? Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, and Jessica were not amused. :)

[mcgeenl]

I can't watch the original video any more! I have to watch this literal version!

[MisterTutor2010]

That was hilarious

[xeper44]

that is some of the funniest sh*&t i've seen. good job!!!!

[rockergirll13]

suddenly daytime?

[QueenOfHearts132]

the dad is hilarious!! xD

[alombardino]

omg.. hehe the dance scene is so funny

[BrunetteGalinda]

I did "Love is a Battlefield" at Karaoke the other day. It was really hard, because my friends were singing these lyrics at me. hahaha

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[ReineSchafwolle]

@SELFproclaimedVIRGIN okay !?

[cooldudeitrules]

Best bids on YouTube!

[WatchYourRightsFade]

oh man, these videos can get addictive. i was cracking up during the dance routine. "...When you're a jet you're a jet all the way!" "...Mercedes. Philipe." "Yo." lol, i better stop and save some for later.

[lisshumblegenius]

Booby shake booby shake. LOL!!!

[MrSunshineinthesky]

"you can see his panty line" lol its funny because its true!

[greatestgoalie25]

Ok, this is the best Literal version you've done. Even beats Friday. LOL

[04ray25number2]

LMAO!!!

[blackwelderadam]

"I look like a drag queen." Lol!

[salsachihuahua]

Don't you woah woah me young lady

[UnderStoryProd]

Screw it. I'm going back to sleep.

[vanillacupcakes246]

lmfao best video ever!!

[MrMultiGilligan]

I heard this song (the real version) on the radio a few nights ago, and I was like "I've heard this song somewhere before..." and then it hit me: it was the un-literal version.

[PushhPop]

Look at Lou at 2:11 XD Hillarious XD

[pixietwitch]

"I'll miss you most of all, Skank Ho!"

[tynabop]

booby shake booby shake, JAZZ HANDS!! lmao

[pigeoncesar]

sounds just like her

[BokuWaKiraJenai]

It's a dream within a dream within a dream.

INCEPTION

BRRRRRRNG

[ladylaurenia]

Dont you wowwowo me young lady! lmfao

[DagIN]

lmao! I laughed most at "I look like a drag queen" and "hug a prostitute"

[childatheart94]

omg, I died at the West Side Story reference!!!!!!

[inyoface5100]

"The guy with a pedo mustache" is the ONLY one wearing leather in the whole video!

[bootyknocker2010]

the end was the best! dance calls/saying goodbye to prosties! hahaha

[thetruechrisromero]

I'll miss you most of all Skank Ho

[luderinc]

awesome

[CrystalMatthews93]

the choreographer made me die XD

[DiamondbackCobra]

Amazing vocals, and hilarious choreography narration :D

[PlannedObsolescence]

Is that Marcus Bachmann doing the voice of the choreographer?

[MattGues]

"I'll love you most of all, Skank Ho."

Priceless.

[V8VRUte]

LOVE the Lou bit, jaz hands, jaz hands, jaz hands lmao

[rochey1010]

LMFAO at the West Side Story Ref XD

[gimmecookiez]

@rochey1010 "When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way" - awesome!

[rochey1010]

@gimmecookiez "From your first cigarette to your last dying day" *kick spin......pirouette...jazz hands....and finish* LMFAO XD

[silkaem]

Stick em up Air Guitar

Air Guitar

Air Guitar

Bwaahaaaa!!!! Hilarious!!!!!

[CYK132]

haha The dance scene is freakin' amazing. And at the end when she's saying the names. OMG Tyquasia? hahahaha That is sooo wrong!

[trixiehodgson95]

BOOBY SHAKE

BOOBY SHAKE

BOOBY SHAKE

BOOBY SHAKE

[lilmissmusic2012]

We only walk forwards in my house!!! XD

[MrT21232]

that was awsome hi there dunno you bye skank hoe wait what am i agian

[HadyandMusa]

haha

[steltch]

I saw Pat's band with Neil Giraldo, Sat. July 23rd in Indiana. I was amazed when after the third song, Neil stepped up to the mic, did the Hitler salute and said " sieg heil". not everyone heard it. When he did it I looked at the audience behind me, (I was in front). Some in the audience did the salute and said sieg heil back. This led to Neil chuckling and saying "Its great to be back in the Midwest.

[turlockgirl24]

lol this had me laughing :)

[mrbadx19]

and you may find yourself on a bus to somewhere... or you may not...

[mjswife100]

Start from 3:12 - 4:02 LMFAO

5:00 FUNNNYYYYYYY LMFAO

[SClub7AreAwsome]

My favourite parts are.. 'Stick em up, play the air guitar x3' and 'levatation, jazz hands jazz hands jazz hands jazz hands'! love those parts they get stuck in my head lol

[gefre714mofo]

lol girl u silly hahaha...love it

[officialY1p]

i love the west side story and the wizard of oz refrences! this is amazing.

[SClub7AreAwsome]

Seriously amazing job! really entertained me! :D

[LivBird8]

...... Don't know you! 

[megatommylover]

This guy has bigger boobs than me! :)

[megatommylover]

I memorized this literal version song!! Me and my sister sing it all the time!!! Its ssoooooo funny!!! (:

[rulerx7]

shame on you. this song is not original. cheap karaoke. :-)

[TerragorDragon]

I think this literal version is GENIUS and the voiceovers are absolutely great, too. Good quality, and the woman can sing pretty well, too.

[aaanisia]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[whyusocereal]

boobieshake boobie shake boobieshake some of the best coreography ever seen

[AdmrlLocke]

We only walk forwards in MY house! :-D

[misshazeleyes1002]

I was really entertained :) love the change in lyrics and my favorite part was the voice in the background while the girls we dancing ;) "bunny hop, bunny hop"

[uhighbiology]

Omg I almost peed myself

[JimmyBonesX4]

Just keep hitting 6.

[ivegottaheadache]

I made a slideshow to this song and put the choreography voice over/dance sequence at that part, from 3:15-4:01. I emailed you to let you know. I put your name on the credits for that part, hope it's okay. I'm new at this video making stuff.

[dascottjr]

@ivegottaheadache I'm totally cool with it. Thanks for the heads up! :)

[ShatteredAweAndSmoke]

L

O

L

[morethanamoonwalker]

BOOBIESHAKEBOOBIESHAKEBOOBIESH­AKEBOOBIESHAKE!!

[WannaBeANerd]

Why I oughta--oh crap!

[arngrim120]

Posted in 2009?! How did I miss something this awesome?! I must be slipping

[APANDADNAPA]

BOOBY SHAKE!

[TheTCCase]

213 people don't want fresh eggs

[UserNameOneMillion]

"And I'll miss you most of all, Skank-ho..."

[BONNIEJDAVIS]

LOL!! "Can i have your room?"



[KatieBuhg92]

love love love [:

[ivegottaheadache]

The only part I like is the Literal Choreographer! I wish I could just listen to that part again. Although Taebo wasn't out there then. Jazz hands!!!! Booby Shake !!!!

[SmadaZemog]

Awesome!

[JustCallMeKeebler]

LOVE!!!

[lunchboxboy]

Best part was where we shouldn't touch the prostitute who she didn't know haha

[fullmetalx91]

And I'll miss you most of all, Skank Ho. xD

[MoonLotusWoman]

knee kick knee kick 123 and booby shake booby shake booby shake booby shake tybo tybo tybo tybo start backing up, look kind of scared, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder, rock and rock and rock and SUPERSTAR, bunny hop, bunny hop, bunny hop, SUPERSTAR, stomp those breaks and turn around, dramatic prairie dog get back up again, STICK'EM UP, play the air guitar, STICK'EM UP, play the air guitar, levitation JAZZ HANZ JAZZ HANZ JAZZ HANZ JAZZ HANZ elvis presley elvis presley bring in THE PLANE!

[MsCreepingCharlie]

@MoonLotusWoman

When you're a Jet, You're a Jet all the way. From your first cigarette. To your last dyin' day. xD

[MoonLotusWoman]

@MsCreepingCharlie Thanks, I didn't have enough room LOL!

[MrMultiGilligan]

@MoonLotusWoman did you not have enough space for the 'west side story' bit?

[MoonLotusWoman]

@MrMultiGilligan Nope lol:-)

[MrMultiGilligan]

@MoonLotusWoman oh well. it's still funny!!

[solarlolax]

that dance scene was crazy funny xD

[tvswnet]

I was 14 when this song came out...had a major crush on Pat Benatar...somehow the video seemed different then...hilarious remake...

[XOXOjellybeanOXOX]

@tvswnet lol everything seems cooler when your younger

[LILSILENT89]

and ill miss you most of all skank hoe....LMFAO

[takeittookit]

Oh man, right on the money! Never laughed so hard, AWESOME job!

[c0r4z0n35]

felipe! YO!

[JaceDraccus]

I think I'm most surprised by the dance scene having a cameo from the B52's guy....

[bongrippar]

when your a jet, youre a jet all the way......lmao

[vampyre4208]

....and I'll miss you most of all Skank-Ho!!

[cheekypants321]

STICK 'EM UP play tha air gui-taar

[missyelle1989]

Bad gold tooth! ha ha ha

[thisisrandoification]

can i have your room? haha

[NOVANdare]

bunny hop superstar

jazz hands jazz hands jazz hands

[NOVANdare]

booby shake.....

[RedVines321]

these eggs aren't fresh at all! :(

[clydetcat]

Booby shake!

[Vinegore]

Best part was the dance part! Booby shake booby shake haha

[xXChickenStevensXx]

West Side Story Reference: "WHEN YOU'RE A JET YOU'RE A JET ALL THE WAY, FROM YOUR FIRST CIGARETTE TO YOUR LAST DYING DAY"

[BattiManZel]

She can't sing :(

[vampirelover3111]

@BattiManZel its not the real song so thats y it sounds bad

[BattiManZel]

@vampirelover3111 Well, obviously, but a lot of these literal videos have someone who can actually sing, not a tone deaf person It took away from the video

[matthewissosmartlike]

It is amazing that she is 30 in the video. i like the dance scene

[mcgeenl]

DON"T TOUCH MY BOW!!

[EBstudios92]

Booby shake!

[smartalek1]

Best Ever Literal Vid.

This is a work of genius.

[sugarcube717]

201 people haven't hugged a random prostitute

[TheLlamaGaming]

When they said the tight pants thing I looked at the guys ass )=

[unhygenix32]

dascottjr does the best ones.

[Rozajean]

" I'll miss you most of all scank hoe

[locodelcoco100]

"Hug random prostitute" FML Hahahahahahah I can't stop laughing!

[paulitimmy]

what the hell......i have a flashback :)