GLaDOS Logic Core

[ExtremeYaoiFanatic]

I could SOOOOO see him and Wheatley getting along. xD

[overkllassasin249]

did anyone even try to follow this recipe?

[Roboman2121]

If that's supposed to be Wheatley, I have no idea how he was once that smart and dumb-sounding at the same time.

[scourgeleaderofblood]

@Roboman2121 Oh no thats not Wheatley,Thats the Intell sphere of logic or cake XD

[boxturtleftw]

Fish shaped. Yes, just yes.

[bauccgia0]

fish-shaped core.

[507764CAT]

He must like rhubarb



[EmeraldShapeshifter]

How to make a chocolate cake: Sediment-shaped sediment, rhubarb on fire, a book called "How to kill someone with your bare hands", and fish shaped solid waste

[Mukkiimaxx]

Do you think he likes rhubarb?

[BTIsaac]

@Mukkiimaxx

I don't care as long as he doesn't start rubbing mine.

Nobody rubs another man's rhubarb.

[ahdeeeedit]

The portal 2 cores are hilarious, these ones are just creepy

[InvaderMit]

*writes down ingredients*

[FuzzwormProduction]

Deep penetration Asians. ROFL

[djphat94]

U think logic sphere likes fish?

[niyaz619]

uys thats the recipe for the CAKE only just dont listin to the crazy stuff it says

[Gweirdaaron]

Fish fish fish fish rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb needle needle needle needle

[TheExtremelyEvilOne]

Fish shaped dirt.

[TheInternetSurfer144]

I could listen to this thing all day.

[mewmew34]

I love that this thing is so obsessed with fish.

[sukatrid2plymi]

Fish shaped Solid waste. XD

[Horror1408]

An entry called "How to Kill Someone with your Bare Hands"? Uhhhhhh... I could just ask Chuck Norris for that.

[G04SK8]

I forgot butter...

[DounutCereal]

That is a lot of rhubarb...

[TheFuryLin]

ummmmmmmm sediment shaped sediment ?

[pokeman6996]

Wow!

He...is...so...interesting!

[ibpwngckc]

Rubarb on fire. DELICIOUS!!!!!!!

[BryanSporeCreations]

he is not logic core HE IS CAKE CORE

[RocketRodder]

I love this core! When I watched a LP, it was reciting a recipe for Chocolate Chip cookies...

[kinglollypop87]

THE CAKE

[EdgelessCube88]

Wow... he put fish shaped solid waste in the cake.... thats nasty

[SonicGamester12]

speed this up by 20% and its sounds like Glados!

[SpiderMonkey902]

yay i gan eat the cake its not a lie!

2 days later…

fuck u glados

[C0BsT3R]

Cedement shaped Cedement.

[C0BsT3R]

Suddenly, I don't wan't cake.

FISH SHAPED DIRT.

[jerickman]

An entry called, "How to kill someone with your bare hands."

[AmeliaJane74]

IS ANYONE WRITING THIS DOWN?!

[Giratina386]

How is a tragic cake recipe considered "Logic"?

[NJAR31298]

NOT REAL CAKE RECIPE there is WAY TOO MUCH RHUBARB!

[GAMA147K3]

Am i the only one who tried to make this cake?

[upsidedownjazz10]

this core really likes fish shaped things, rhubarb and injector needles...

[LuluCCForevergeass]

and half the world's population wanted the cake.

[CrazyFaceEInc]

In portal 2 co op, if you look at the computer monitors above the chamber selector, this is scrolling up

[awsomeguyxx]

did he say fish candy dirt?

[omganotherun]

0_o Suddenly do not want cake anymore.

[awsomeguyxx]

they were right this is annoying logic T_T

[awsomeguyxx]

i can memorize all that T_T

[Beatlelover21]

I wonder what the hell rhubarb tastes like.

[NuclearLovefare]

Dude, I started writing down the ingredients and stopped at some point, just..staring.

[gundealerofthe74th]

thats the cake version of wheatley

[Justinhensel20]

The Cake Core seems Ubssesed with Fish and Rubarb...

[yoodledoodle14]

The recipe is a lie.

[darkone123ful]

seems that he's upssesed with fish.

[MegaObamaGirl]

now i know why you die insted of eating that fuking cake full of that shit at the end of the vid

[WolfieCh2]

This is Wheatly Running on windows vista

[alienspacenetwork]

y'know? the logic core, which is suppose to be an official glados personality, seems more corrupt then the 3 corrupted cores in portal 2.

[SeanWebProductions]

And what about "unsaturated polyester resin"? 0:54

[fluffygreen6]

how much rubarb you need to make a cake?

[fluffygreen6]

is he talking about chuck noris? " how to kill somebody with you bare hands"

[bbobson7]

Whats with all the rhubarb

[Mapmaster1]

@bbobson7 Data Corruption. It's the same reason there's polyester and solid waste in the list. I think, if you take all the bizarre/inedible ingredients out, though, this makes an edible cake.

[supergirlsydsyd]

Fish-shaped DIRT.

[Cr47tRoblox]

Anyone noticed that freckles on the cores show the order of the cores to kill? Morality has 1, Curiosity has 2, Logic has 3 and anger has 4.

[SeismicMicrobe2pro]

thumbs up if you used these ingredients and actually made a cake!... me niether

[ShadowWolf1999]

RUBARB ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHirudinea]

I'm going to throw a Portal party, and this will be the cake.

[FacaLamina]

whoever wrote this dialogue must've been high as fuck

[Aechis]

I want to see him running the Enrichment Center. Alone. With no other Cores.

[Soitisisit]

@Aechis Why? So that they'll be nothhing but cake?

[JudaroTianqia117]

...say rhubarb 1 more time and i'm goanna lose it

[Sh4d0wKat]

GLaDOS forgot 1 finely sliced and grated Chell.

[shAdowgen064]

sediment shaped sediment.

how creative.

[Foxgirlgamer]

very logical.

[iliketodrawanime1]

deep penetration Asians? 1:52

[Mynameis708]

@iliketodrawanime1 Deep penetration agents.

[maerkwurdigliebe]

fish shaped solid waste...AKA fish shaped shit? O.o

[LurkerEmperor]

Beta version of Wheatley?

[zach10168]

@LurkerEmperor it could be wheatley

[CyberNecrovalley]

I don't like rhubarb...especially rhubarb on fire.

[TheZetsuShow]

sediment shaped sediment?I smell the basic Wheatley in this.

Blue Eye.

Idiot.

Turns Ev-Nvm

[Ianfrogman]

Has anyone tried that

[arax1111]

@Ianfrogman I made one without the resins, rhubarb, cranial caps, membranes, needle injector components, and an entry : how to kill someone with you bare hands. and it was okay... a little rich, but okay.

[RefractionStudios]

After seeing the complexities of how Wheatley is animated the cores from portal 1 look like junk...just sayin

[KrizpyKilla]

i want this fuckin cake

[BrandonTheMovie]

RHUBARB!! on fire

[AkWonderwaffle47]

more like cooking core

[Jennalele]

@AkWonderwaffle47 Level up

[chocomoto888]

wat is it with this core with fish???

[chocomoto888]

oh noes! im an asian! I DONT WANNA BE A CAKE!!!! DX

[TEHblackopsHaCkEr]

it tells you how to make caik!

[AshCrafting]

Opium Licorice?

[KnittingPasta]

are the recipes legit?

[pcgam3r666]

fish shaped solid waste.... lmao

[SerenitySecrets]

1:08 "an entry called 'how to kill someone with you bare hands' and 1 1/2 cup rubarb"

This is one fucked up cake!

[SerenitySecrets]

Sedement shaped sedement...hmmm. I oughta try that!

[thepocarisweat]

Oh cool Napoleon Dynamite core.

[teeman9266]

Sediement shaped sediment... my geology professor would flip

[MrTriplex2012]

is it me or does he keep talking about fish shaped objects?

[outarsingh]

@ttsfunnyshit that makes me uncomfortable...

[MegaGrahamT]

2 tablespoons of rhubarb on fire

[ttsfunnyshit]

1:55 deep penetration asians.....YES.

[Izzytothemax]

Unsaturated polyester resin?

[Victim4400]

Gordon Ramsay : Fuck me.

[AnimeFreak795]

Where can I buy the fish shaped dirt?

[TaraParker12345]

This core creeps me out.

More than everything in the entire game.

[acidbag01]

fish shaped rhubarb

[Lucario7280]

Was I the only one who was taking notes on cake ingredients?

[boom253ROBLOX]

@Lucario7280 nope.avi

[LoveMcChris]

@Lucario7280 Trust me your not :)

[NeatGamingStuff]

Thumbs up if you actually made this cake!

[Mikeran10]

ONE CROSS BOREHOLE ELECTRO MAGNETIC IMAGING RHUBARB

[TheHelasia]

HOW IS THIS LOGIC?

[MiniStrawberryCakes9]

This must be a very...interesting tasting cake...

[hellomailinator]

i loled so hard i pissed out my ear!

[DannyWrestlesBears]

RHUBARB... RHUBARB. RHUBARB. 

[TheBookKeeper203]

All I got from this was fish and rhubarb... soooo much fish and rhubarb.

[heteromeles]

This is what I hear when my math teacher talks.

[halobabe117]

CAKE!

[RdTrler]

This guy's so chill.

[robotpsycho]

LOOOOOOOL

[snakefangwarriors]

Sediment shaped sediment!

[StrogenZalec9456]

haha, sediment shaped sediment.

[Sasukeneo99]

I think that in not Wheatley

[tensazangetsu813]

cake mix from hell O.O

[chibinekogirl101]

this is how GLaDOS made her cake

[silverleaf7878]

Rubarb on fire? O-O

[Sol4Pistons]

Bing's view on Google

[2001joshman]

Wheatly!

[TheRealKittyboo]

Sediment shaped sediment XD

[KingOfRobloxPlayers]

lol fish shaped solid waste what doesthat mean

[majormojo500]

what the fuck kinda cake is he baking? (this one i wouldn't mind being a lie)

[kenomatthew]

this isn't the logic core.

I checked the audio files and it was called the cakemix sphere.

[kazekagefan]

No wait-! The lemons are combustable!!!!

[salvanas6]

fish shaped dirt wtf?

[Daniels1999]

@salvanas6 So that's the thing inside Team Fortress 2's "Fishcake"...

[fallout3beast128]

@salvanas6 you listen to that and the dirt is the only thing that bothers you?

[banjobanjo2]

unsaturated polyester resin?

EW! I wouldn't eat that cake even if it WASN'T a lie.

[McMcNutty]

Is that suposed to be Weatly from the first portal?

[MidnightSt]

@McMcNutty nope, Wheatley was GlaDOS's stupidity core

[188mandude]

never mind mom... i don't want a cake anymore...

[Evzone1821]

The Portal version of Portal two's space core

[Daphneandbubba]

i made that a few days ago.....i am sick today. T~T

[baezj1234]

can i copy the links to these videos?

[NoUploadsEver]

fish shaped salmon waste.

[DarkTripods07]

*Eats cake whale he says all that*.........What?

[Midnax123]

Why do I suddenly NOT want the cake??? O_O

[Specialmindz]

That's one hell of a cake...

[maria75622]

I KNOW HOW TO MAKE CAKE

[TheNintendo101]

looks like a shitty Wheatley

[Grubbyashes]

An entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands" wtf!?!??!

[markthewhalekiller]

That a lotta rhubarb

[ExtremeMidnaFan12272]

WTF "Sediment shaped sediment?!"

[RobloxSuperbl0xy400]

2 Cups Rubarb, 2/3 Cup Granulated Rubarb, 1 Tablespoon All-Purpose Rubarb, 1 Teaspoon Grated Orange Rubarb, 3 Tablespoons grated rubarb on fire, one large rubarb, 1X4 Electroimaging Rubarb, 2 Tablespoons Rubarb Juice, Adjustable aluminum head positioner? Cordless Electric Needle Injector, Injector Needle driver, Injecter Needle Gun, Cranial caps, Deep Penetration Agents

[SpyderRyder3600]

Fish-shaped solid waste, dirt, ethyl benzene, and volatile organic compounds.

Sediment-shaped sediment, alpha resins, unsaturated polyester resin, fiberglass surface resin, volatile malted milk compoundments, medium geosynthetic membranes, electromagnetic imaging rhubarb, adjustable aluminum head positioner, cordless electric needle injector, injector needle driver, injector needle gun, cranial caps, deep penetration agents?

Which grocery store does GLaDOS have in mind again? O_o

[SHARDK2]

Fact Sphere would kick his ass

[Warrock1204]

Fish shaped solid waste and sediment shaped sediment

[mo6555]

this is what is on the screens in portal

[TheGoddess0fWar]

Lemons?! IN MY CAKE?!

[CrystalSoulslayer]

@TheGoddess0fWar I know, right? I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? I want to see Life's manager!

[White1Tiger2Dan]

@TheGoddess0fWar You ever heard of lemon cake? It's like that.... in some logic cube way

[BalzorLP]

SHUT UP!!!

[BeneathTheVioletSky]

Fish shaped solid waste O.o

[destroya012]

what is it with GLaDOS and fish?

[yourmamac]

hey wait this means glados realy made the cake herself and was going to give it to chell but the death scene was supposed to be a trick but chell ran away so glados was mad so chell killed glados but ...something is off a little

[TheFDC500]

then chell kicked it so hard it turned into wheatly

[2ploo]

rhubarb on fire??? lowhut? I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!! pass it on. lol

[theleoblazer]

I like rubarb

[Anthonym9499]

3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire ROFL

[Megaericcool123]

i am duing all of them and Tada!!! Portal Cake!!!

[AsHl3yRawrftw]

Whats with fish in this cake??

[angelthehedgehog100]

@AsHl3yRawrftw : and rubarb... O.O

[Raindropp274]

Whats with him and fish shaped things >.>