zach galifianakis gets hilariously pissed 2

[crzzymnn911]

Women shouldnt be allowed to do anything especially talk

[Andizzle101]

Seriously after the show he probably did rape her..as in role-play...

[rockerep]

"this is Vincent van gogh.hello..oops. hello"

[flyingbrad]

Anyone else notice the couple with like fucking construction paper on their faces? 4:13

[Spacecowboyy]

zach handled it very well, not many comedians would do that. they'd lose their temper and verbally murder her.

[EverydayAlex]

really, no one is willing to go up and stop her, im sure after the show he'd be willing to hang with ya.

[Markzbach]

girls should not be allowed to have alcohol.

[oblivionzzzmike]

most of his hacklers are acts...

[ropeezyfosheezy]

shes was awesome on the piano lol

[darezaa]

Guys, this is part of his act.

He's done this many-a-time.

[MeenyMcSweeny]

@darezaa maybe....

[IIEasyLivingII]

fucking americans..

[TheRhs1996]

@IIEasyLivingII So loud and annoying!!

[sarahgrulz]

i hate the laugh of the girl recording

[KellyGreen5555]

I LOVE that she can play the piano! I think that Zach was happily surprised as well.

[ColonelMcMuffin69]

She may be a shitty person, but I would not stop plowing her fucking brains out

With my cock of course

[ENEA141]

@ColonelMcMuffin69 so sick...



[Kimbelle10]

She's good on that piano though! Lol! Is it real?

[brothaman007]

Its strange.... but this was the classiest dismissing of a heckler ever. She went as far as you can go before security strings you up and skull fucks you into a guard rail, and then says they are "threatened that the force was needed"....... but he was polite before crushing her 15 seconds of internet fame

[Michella019]

I can't stand drunk annoying ass ppl.. Lol

[Michella019]

What a fucking annoying cunt lol

[bloodchild03]

Fuck I hate the obnoxious fake laughter in the background.

[FilmParodys]

what a bitch!!! How adre she ruin peoples good time and Zack's gig!!!!! :O

[13RGaun]

2:38 - 2:43 """""OOOOHH MMMYYYYY GGGGGGAAAAAHHHHhhDDDDDDdddd""!­!!@uuaWrshdhvWGVP 0WSV 0PDAMMMITTTgBSFD;sd;uhj THIS girl is really loving this FUCKING show!!!!!( i typed this with a lot of annoyance coursing through my fat fingertips) ah shit. .. .. ..

[Ian54885]

the audience seems to be full of annoying cunts

[TiitsnCliits]

zach shoulda kicked her in the ass.

[holt2k]

What an awful twat.

[bonbon8000]

That girl made the clip funny...

[Psychowilly]

Is this staged? If not, crazy.

[wtfgretchen]

"i wanna be by myself when i do it."

i just laughed so hard i almost peed.

[23jedimaster23]

wtf is with people!?

[SorryYoureNotASpoon]

OHH MYY GAWWWWDD

[JTGarrysMod]

i'm glad im not like that when i'm drunk

[purplesodapop]

ahaha i thought he was literally gonna kick her ass when she started touching his piano

[tigermaster621]

Go zach!

[Lateralus03]

"Hello-*sigh*..... Hello?"

[th3evildead]

Ps. I'm pretty damn sure the reason why in so many of his acts there's and audience member, is that he looks for someone who sticks out as a loud mouth and blows it up from there

[th3evildead]

Wow, sounds like all the other people that don't like this have uber tight assholes and don't understand comedy even if this is fake and some is ass backwards.

[tracyblogger]

@DoNotTlkAbtFightClub - She sounds like Chandler's girlfriend Janice, from "Friends."

[countryqueen77]

doean't anybody think this is fake lol

[buckwinchester]

What an asshole Zach is.  He says that he does not like saying curse words to be funny but says the word Cunt. Now he won't work with Mel Gibson. Zach really is a fucking asswipe. Fuck this guy

[neilk500]

@buckwinchester Your a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG BITCH!! You know what would make you feel better, if you lick my bunghole!!!

[thesparitan]

@buckwinchester Suck a dick

[DopeIndustries]

@buckwinchester

Good job you have an opinion, join the club

[McGoiter]

@buckwinchester Haha! His character from The Hangover doesn't like cursing. You do know the difference between movies and real life, don't you?

[PlayBusby]

@DoNotTlkAbtFightClub I was just thinking that..... holy shit its so fake.

[jacksonattack]

It's sad how many people don't belong at comedy shows.

[onlyontuesdays99]

Oh wow...that girl...

[jrock2310]

the simple fact that there are numerous videos of ppl heckling him at shows figures to mean that he plants ppl in the audience. not saying for a fact, just my guess.

still hilarious tho.

[bridgetrea27]

not everybody can be larry the cable guy.

[onlyontuesdays99]

@bridgetrea27 Yeah, it's so hard to be stupid sometimes.

[bridgetrea27]

@onlyontuesdays99 lol

[grongrue]

all she did was scream out "you're so funny" and her cellphone goes off. He took it WAAAY too far. She didn't need to be kicked out.

[drumrnva]

What kind of dingbat doesn't turn off their cell phone at a show??

[crackuhbottle]

if u push 7 over and over the guy is saying barney and then push 8 over and over it sounds like shes riding some1 XD

[bonchbonch]

OOOOH MAAAAH GAAAWWD. People are so stupid.

[CydneyCulligan]

" oh no no, it's your fault, ... it's your parent's fault" lol

[utubeaccount00]

doing shows for retarded college students must be terrible

[PretentiousTwat]

WTF is wrong with her.

[Garell2]

What an attention whore.

[licksoremasks]

BAD ASS!!!

[sheyemmy]

ROFL 3:01 "SHE'S RETARDED" HA! CLASSIC!

[izaeah730]

shes either sober or peter griffin drunk..

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

this is great!!!

[SH1THEAD4000]

beer and comedy makes more sense to me. pots for music.

[TheNuclearMantis]

that bitch on the camera is fucking annoying

[adamdude58]

This is why people should consume POT instead of booze at comedy shows. Doesnt that make a lot more logical sense in the first place? Pot and laughter?

[genesis7648]

Get the Bitch back in the Kitchen!

[sethtastical]

aw, man. i think this is a plant. i really hope not, but he's had a few very similar experiences. either way, still funny as shit. its more about the live experience than anything, and i wouldn't have known the difference if i were there.

[Billaros1987]

bitch

[dionkar336]

She was planted. Its a recurring them in Galifanakis' stand-up. Damn funny though.

[oobah2]

@dionkar336 Nah, I doubt it. If she was a plant the sketch would have gone farther. He wanted to get her up onstage and have her sit while he verbally tore her apart, but as soon as she got up there you can see he realized she was just going to try to talk over him the whole time, so he called it off and just had her get the fuck out. Still hilarious, but I wish he could've been able to tear her a new one before she left.

[jsribney]

hi

[RodentabovallRodents]

he should of played with her

[Steven875]

Notice the man and woman in the front row with the fake beard, sweet!

Also, that woman is a fucking retard, she should've been sent out earlier. And he should've insulted her way more at the end. Ah well. Hope she does get some kind of punishment afterwards, and I hope it's what he suggested at the end

[Danzerfaust]

Oh my god... it's Tatiana Del Toro at 0:46

[DDBZY13]

.....Is that fucking Kesha?

[bannannas5]

@DDBZY13 Ke$ha, actually. DUHHHHHhHHHHhh

[ak121deadlock]

@DDBZY13 she has just as much talent as her

[SpleenieMartini]

@DDBZY13 She has 34 friends!?

[MWhee1er]

Not everyone can be Larry the Cable Guy

[SgtPenguinboyx]

did some guy in the audience say '4 words..oh my god'....

[lifeislikewater]

@SgtPenguinboyx I think he was saying, "no more words" to the loud, drunk, hippie girl. And then, "oh my God" when he realized that it was futile.

[Sannosuke01]

she shoulda bent over the piano

[rodankinsaw]

that kid in the front row keeps turning around at the bitch with the camera like he wants to stab her and her annoying laugh and rants

[suthrnbell0105]

Omg. I was genuinely embarrassed for the drunk chick. She made a total ass out of herself when she started playing Zach's piano. He was actually a lot nicer than most comics would have been!

[Fubs]

What a dumb, attention seeking bitch. If her boyfriend (if she has one) was there he must have been so embarrassed

[kylevetrano]

zach is a legend

[SKAuthenticDank]

1:40 ohmygod! a fucking hyena was caught laughing

[facejobby]

every time I've seen him doing some stand up live, he seems like an absolute cunt, but he is funny in his films so....

[0fficialjapan]

@facejobby Thats whut im saying ; dude 's a asshole .

[hcvideoproductions]

@facejobby @Officialjapan he's just acting. It's part of his act to mess with people. You two are so fucking dumb if you can't understand that. How do you not see that in his stuff? How dumb can you be? He's not being serious, he's just fucking joking! Damn people, get a sense of fucking humor! Fuck!

[facejobby]

@hcvideoproductions still seemed genuinely pissed to myself. Think you maybe overreacted a little bit with your comment, but I stand by what I said

[drumsfouryou]

Yoo get that bitch out of there!

[leviathan778]

this chick is so wasted!!

[gizmofsu]

Jeez, this audience will laugh at anything.

[0fficialjapan]

@gizmofsu I swear they lamee lol

[sk8nike]

thumbs up if you can understand why zach got pissed, and thumbs up if you would have done a little more than call her a cunt.

[ULTRADREW1]

@sk8nike u sure want some thumbs up dont you?

[sk8nike]

@ULTRADREW1 haha no i couldnt care less

[KinkyCreamPuffJ]

The only drunks that act like that, are the ones that are just as annoying and stupid sober as they are when they're drunk. It just gets louder and more obnoxious.

[FillyChee]

what happened to her afterwards?

[KinkyCreamPuffJ]

@FillyChee I don't know. but I hope it involved the audience taking turns repeatedly kicking her in the throat....

[AUSROTTENY2K]

I would've loved to fuck that bitch in the ass.

[Pwnerriffik]

The laugh at 1:45 just killed it for the 2 guys in front of them. They seemed all annoyed (or, at the very least, confused on what the fuck kind of laugh it was) after that laugh. haha

[inkredyble]

i wonder if this is part of the act? cause there are others like this in his acts?

[Astonish70]

Man the chick with the camera needs to get kicked the fuck out and called a cunt as well.

[dethbed666]

boy, i bet her boyfriend is proud. . .

[Phase78]

If she wasnt a plant I feel sorry for anyone that was with her she took stupid to the next level. Playing the guys piano.....seriously

[mloclam7]

What a cunt.

[jerzeyrunnerflash]

THAT'S why you can't take bitches to do something nice, they act all fucking retarded after a couple of drinks.

[sk8ter756]

i want to slap the piss outta the girl who keeps laughing.

[FromtheLandofGorch]

That was just not funny. He lost complete control of the situation

[jimntray11]

I seriously DONT see anything FUNNY about THIS vid EXCEPT the 'Drunk' girl! She was the the BEST part of the bit.

[Garrettalllikewhat]

@jimntray11

shut your whore mouth

[GmasterFunk]

Win

[blues970123]

some of the side convos on the vid need to leave the fucking show....

[WayneYonke]

The girl with the camera is a dolt. Sorry for the guy who has to F her. Try some duct tape.

[gcastellanos02]

What a drunk fucking cunt.

[AmBossKopf]

ahhh the Vincent van Gogh joke is funny :D

[Jzoutis]

if i was there i beed pissed thiis people are loud and obnoxious

[BroWhatever]

She isn't a plant, he does this to people. He's brilliant.

[Sobreviviente08]

DMB summer tour, hell yeah I have that shirt

[auroy4]

i wish there was a way if u could tell if that was fake or not..that was so awkward!

[mbriseboislemelin]

He's a nice guy, I would have killed her.

[lilbigguy86]

if you look at the shut up video you cant tell its all apart of the act.

[FalloutRadius]

Oh my god I'm going to kill that woman...

[luc214]

OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

lol @ these people

[tastedachrome9mm]

who ever filmed this! u sound hot!!!! i love ur laugh!

[farizzal]

haha I have to admit when she started playing the piano I was laughing

[e3axordos]

lol that was truly epic

[AsASymbol]

What a piece of trash.

[Dominikisback]

that bitch video taping this shit needed to get fuckin kicked out on the count of her annoying ass laugh and big ass mouth

[GmasterFunk]

It's only loud because it's closer to the camera..

DERP

[MacBookProL33t]

why the hell could i hear tomorrow never knows?

[Jbizub12]

25 fat people with no beard accidentally disliked this video.

[theanimal6592]

@Jbizub12 LOL YOU'RE SO CLEVER CUS YOU DIRECTLY CONNECTED THE AMOUNT OF DISLIKES TO SOMETHING IN THIS VIDEO!

[king12124545]

lol at the OH MY GAWD

[holycow1221]

1:39-1:42 is the weirdest part. Weird laugh.

[wetspaghettient]

we did a mock ghost hunting show! check it outttttt and laugh!

[bobbygnosis]

"I'mot d-RUNK."

Fair enough. But being a retard in public is lame drunk or not.

[irishmobster60]

The girl whose video taping or near the camera is kind of a bitch.......

[louielou26]

the girl talkin next to the camera is annoying

[DesmetLaurens]

@jeremyscottraines I was asking myself the same question

[whydrow]

i like the chicks ringtone, within you without you/ Tomorrow never knows by the beatles

[ThumpR8080]

@jeremyscottraines tape-on beards to look like Zach....funny huh

[mtdazethe1]

@jeremyscottraines wondering the same thing.....

[samurai331]

some ppl just shouldnt be allowed in public

[Thirtiesguy]

she seems like a plant

[iluvrsyaoi]

I love how that drunk chick just wanders over to his piano when he's looking the other way. xD

[imcurtis206]

So fucking righteous.

[bricbob1986]

what a dumb bitch, have some fucking respect, dumb ass thinks cus she is a drunk girl she can be out of control whithout consiquence, i wish he would have actually kicked her

[flatspunk]

wow, what a shit audience.

[hawk95500]

yeah girls laugh at 1:42 is horrable...

[humby123]

This sounds like the stupidest fucking crowd to watch anything with.

[DrMoose]

WTF is up with that laugh at 1:45?

[Bodacious468]

@DrMoose Alcohol was involved.

[jonh013]

@DrMoose it was the sound of a drunk skank

[ShadowPhoenix82]

@DrMoose Haha, I know, right? Talk about maniacal...

[jdt917]

@DrMoose drunk bitch laughing

[toelc90]

@DrMoose hahaahahahahahahaha so funny

[jbilunes]

@DrMoose its just a goat in the background, what about it?

[cat2cube]

oh man so he couldn't think of any more ways to harass her so he got her off stage???? lame

[Dakarn]

It's fucking USC.. OF COURSE SHE'S DRUNK! There's two 4 year colleges in South Carolina... Clemson and USC (there's more... but, really, who cares.) The choice between the two is "Which has the bigger parties?"

[toneage7]

staged

[Eatmybologna]

@toneage7 No. Idiot.

[ArmenianSnipe13]

@toneage7 Shut the fuck up. Even IF it is staged it's still funny so get over it. Ass.

[k87jury]

I think he meant gang raped instead of date raped

[LucidDream]

@k87jury That's funny...as if you knew what he meant. I love how sure you are of what someone else meant.

[k87jury]

@LucidDream

Well I am not 100 percent sure. But in the context of the statement,

" I worried about her being BLANK-raped and I want to rape her by myself, gang makes more sense then date.

[ShadowPhoenix82]

@k87jury He wasn't her date, so if she got date-raped, he wouldn't be alone with her.